#damian and hux are gay men

[tanky-baby]

Redacted charaters ranked based on how many bitches i think they could pull cuz im bored:

Caluem ( is that how you spell it???)- zero, becuse he is quite literally a child. Has plenty of platonic bitches tho.

Kody- literal bitch repelent. The hoes smell his cheap colonge and go running. Freelancer was giving him a chance out of pure pity for this trash man.

Damien- has no wish to pull any bitches.

Huxley- bros before hoes dude.

Christian- only pulled Amanda cuz shes soft for losers. Other than her, bro gets zero hoes.

Lovely- buy the time they got the confidence to pull, they were going strong with Vincent

Tank- is actually pretty attractive, but tends to acidentally scare the bitches away.

Bright eyes- panics at the sight of hot people.

Vega- can pull, but chooses not most of the time.

Lasko- on the rare occasion he has the courage to pull, then boy oh boy, he'll pull. But that courage comes quite rarely.

Vincent- contrary to popular belief, i think he has some trouble pulling. Bro was so desperte he broke covert.

Sam- has a knack for pulling bitches with mommy and/or daddy issues. Not that he really minds, ofcourse.

Warden- alright at pulling, but has work to do. Sweetheart mentors them in the art of getting laid.

David- usally pisses off the bitches before he can pull them in. Angel flirting with him after being acused of stalking him was sheer luck on his part.

Alexis- could be better. She gets attached to quickly.

Babe- 50/50 when pulling bitches. Swears up and down that they pull all the time tho.

Fredrick- not much to say. Has fairly good game.

Quinn- as much of an ass he is, the guy can be quite charming. Pulls through gaslighting and deception.

Guy- his bluntness does wonders. Consitently pulls moronsexuals.

Milo- we stand our sweet talking short king. Pulls like theres no tomorrow. The accent helps.

Asher- can pull well, but tends to leave the bitches in the dust with how hyper he is.

Angel- known for pulling tons of bitches. Started going for assholes to challenge themself.

William- has the nursing home in a choke hold with his rizz.

Sweetheart- they could pull anyone in the pack if they wanted to. They bagged Milo after breaking into his apartment didnt they?

Freelancer- basicly had a harem. Grade A Chad.

Gavin- actively has to avoid the bitches now that he's in a relationship. They wont leave the poor man alone.

#this is for shits and gigs dont take it seriously #bright just like me fr #damian and hux are gay men #they need no bitches #bitch dosent fell like a word anymore #RedactedRankedTM #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #redacted sweetheart #redacted lasko #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted david #redacted asher #kody's a little shit #redacted vega #redacted vincent #redacted milo #redacted william