#cuz apparently that would cheer up the sleep-deprived caffeinated hordes

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one of my lecture halls has a taxidermied coyote someone put a santa hat on and it haunts my every waking hour

#just imagine #someone dressing your dead body in a funky little costume #and just...nailing it to the wall of a dusty old basement #and they pinned your face into a smile #cuz apparently that would cheer up the sleep-deprived caffeinated hordes #i am tormented by this #there is also a moose #wearing one of those plastic beads necklaces #and quite a lot of other weird taxidermy in costume and I just #they're staring at me every time I walk by #go bury them in peace they are falling apart anyway #v speaks