#cus' my laptop has a virus TnT

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Mandatory Christmas Post (Yoohankim)

Yoo Joonghyuk gives Kim Dokja a backpack with a leash, the one for avoiding children running away, and a dagger to Han Sooyoung.

Han Sooyoung gives Yoo Joonghyuk a handwritten note that reads “Get Therapy”, and to Kim Dokja, a new light novel. Also handwritten, of course.

Kim Dokja gives Han Sooyoung a paper clip. Yoo Joonghyuk receives a rare item he didn’t even know existed.

#yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #han sooyoung #kdj #yjh #hsy #yoohankim #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #christmas #christmas gifts #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later

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Gift Battle (Yoohankim)

Kim Dokja gave Yoo Joonghyuk a dinosaur ladle.

So of course the week after that Han Sooyoung gave him napkins with duckies holding knives.

And of course the week after that one Kim Dokja buys his man a soft knitted sweater with a little dancing skeleton.

Then the battle really started.

Sooyoung gave him a fucking hamster, cage and everything. Yoo Joonghyuk named it Cheese.

Kim Dokja then had to learn how to make Yoo Joonghyuk’s favourite cake, Selva Negra.

Han Sooyoung gave him concert tickets to his favourite band, Tame Impala.

And Dokja bought him a new console, the latest in the market.

Han Sooyoung, of course, was the first one to make it sexual, and bought a very sexy piece of lingerie of which Dokja also benefited a lot.

And then Kim Dokja just had to give Yoo Joonghyuk a break and top him.

Han Sooyoung, not to be surpassed, followed suit.

Then they both got them all a house to move into, because neither of them could pay it without the other.

And then Kim Dokja ordered a stone grill for the backyard.

So Han Sooyoung got him a greenhouse, full of starter farm plants.

Kim Dokja adopted an australian shepherd puppy. Yoo Joonghyuk named it Pancakes.

Sooyoung gifted him a hairless cat. He named it Banana. Banana wore a little vest with a dancing skeleton.

Dokja bought dancing skeleton vests for the dog and the hamster.

Sooyoung gave Joonghyuk a new toothbrush. He had already bought himself one the day before...

Yoo Joonghyuk finally took an end to the battle by getting on his knees in front of his partners and proposing one afternoon.

#long post #kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #kdj #hsy #yjh #yoohankim #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later

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I bet that Kim Dokja, if he even is allowed in the kitchen, always uses recipes but inevitably fucks up.

Yoo Joonghyuk never uses recipes for something he has already done once, improvises at random, and always ends up with something that would be the closest thing to ambrosia mortals ever get.

Han Sooyoung follows recipes to the T, but if she ever, ever, tries to improvise anything, the kitchen probably explodes.

#yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #han sooyoung #kdj #yjh #hsy #yoohankim #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #everytime I type any of the letters of the first row it starts spaming “-------” #and turns off randomly #and also the mouse freezes every now and then #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later

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Late Night Chatting (Joongdok)

No Star System AU where Yoo Joonghyuk, professional videogamer, and Kim Dokja, videogame developer that knows a lot of bugs, talk through a videogame's DMs.

[>:(]

[Stop frowning! You're going to get wrinkles!]

[i wont]

Those simple words made Kim Dokja's heart ache. He knew yoohyukk_ said that, not to contradict Kim Dokja, but because he knew that he would never live long enough for the lines to etch themselves into his face.

His sickness would stop him before he could.

[It's okay, yoohyukk-ah. I'll make sure you live a long, happy life. Long enough for you to get old and wrinkled!]

He was already gathering the money. He just hoped he would have enough in time.

[i thought you didnt want me to get wrinkles?] Yoo Joonghyuk said, a small smile on his lips [arent you being a bit hypocritical rn?]

[I'm not! I just meant that you weren't supposed to get wrinkles right now, especially not from frowning... Buuuuut it wouldn't be too terrible if you got wrinkles from laughing or smiling too much.] Kim Dokja typed seriously [yoohyukk-ah, I want to make you so happy that it makes a permanent mark on your face.]

Yoo Joonghyuk freezed for a while after that. ReaderKim51 was, surely, trying to kill him sooner.

#yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #kdj #yjh #joongdok #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #everytime I type any of the letters of the first row it starts spaming “-------” #and turns off randomly #and also the mouse freezes every now and then #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later #51 is just kim dokja's birth date backwards :)

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Windy Afternoon (Yoohankim)

A spur of the moment AU where, when he was young, Kim Dokja learned how to dance tango, for whatever reason (this also contributed to the bullying in his youth, of course).

So one random morning, Joonghyuk and Sooyoung find him dancing in the living room at the rhythm of Windy Afternoon by Lamp.

The weird thing? He was switching between the male and female steps. So of course, both Joonghyuk and Sooyoung get Tango classes for both female and male steps, so they all can dance together.

They dance Tango at their Wedding. Windy Afternoon is one of the first songs, because that was the moment where they realised they were going to marry Dokja.

#kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #kdj #yjh #hsy #yoohankim #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #everytime I type any of the letters of the first row it starts spaming “-------” #and turns off randomly #and also the mouse freezes every now and then #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later

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Bad Girls-YooHanKim

Han Sooyoung is cutting sausages into little octopi, under the watchful eyes of Yoo Joonghyuk, while singing Bad Girls by M.I.A. with Kim Dokja, who's banned from cooking, sitting at the kitchen island.

"Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well!"

"That's a terrible way of spending your time on earth" said Joonghyuk, signature frawn on.

"You are one to talk" followed up Kim Dokja, lazily scrolling on the latest webtoon he found (Auto Hunting With my Clones).

"You are one to talk"

"Neither of you is one to talk, shut up" interrupted the growing fight Sooyoung. She knew they could and would make it fisical (wether it would be violent or sexual, she assumed was a gamble) "Besides, it would only be terrible for people who live long enough to regret it"

"..."

"You can't talk either"

#han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #yoohankim #kdj #yjh #hsy #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #everytime I type any of the letters of the first row it starts spaming “-------” #and turns off randomly #and also the mouse freezes every now and then #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later #you should read auto hunting with my clones its good #its on webtoon #auto hunting with my clones

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Forgiveness

AU where Kim Dokja's mother leave his father and leaves him behind when he was a child. Lee Sookyung seems to want to repair their broken relationship.

"When will you ever forgive me?" ever the straightforward.

"For now... I don't forgive that you left me. But I forgave you for leaving a long time ago. If that makes any sense"

#kim dokja #kdj #lee sookyung #repairing old wounds #mending relationships #kim dokja's abusive father mentioned #tw abuse implied #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #orv txt post #txt post #cus' my laptop has a virus TnT #everytime I type any of the letters of the first row it starts spaming “-------” #and turns off randomly #and also the mouse freezes every now and then #so for now all drawings will be done in txt format #and ill draw them later