#crack. Par Vollen delenda est.
Radonis only fucks people who are willing to assassinate someone, and only loves people who are willing to assassinate him.
edit to say that ALL QUNARI ARE EXCLUDED YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
EDIT 2, IF RADONIS WANTS TO ASSASSINATE YOU, THEN YOU DON’T COUNT
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[kinkshames in fereldan]
you have no ground to stand on
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Wait am I excluded on Qunari basis or assassination basis I have to know.
absolutely both
overlapping
not mutually exclusive
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I’m here to be wooed
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@thearchdemon things are taking a turn for the worrisome
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What about those of us who might decide to get a bunch of magisters together to overthrow you? -bats eyelashes at-
that falls under “people he might want to assassinate”. doesn’t count.
that post already needs too many clauses I can’t believe
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@beefcakequnari @afirmbelieverinnopantsfridays
I am away for one (1) day
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@banalvhen
Am i to presume this means in tevinter they have somebody stationed in the elevators playing the flute or something
once two magisters were arguing over who had the best elevator in their estate. This historic dispute ended when one of them hired a full orchestra and tried to fit it in a 4x4m space. It’s canon, World of Thedas confirmed
@chevaliersreach
elevator music playing on the way to the bloodbath salon
*tururutururururutu
*dlin dlon
*door opens to ongoing blood sacrifice
“uhmmmm sorry guys don’t mind me wrong floor”
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when we conquer tevinter be like
when the Qunari lose the Tome of Koslun because you commissioned the theft be like
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@foppishdandy replied to your ask:
lies
does this mean we just found the one weirdo. do you wanna confess
@beefcakequnari replied to your ask:
Can we see under that hat to confirm?
first of all no and second of all I like that the only one you need confirmed is the hairline
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@thescorcher said: he doesn't wanna be seen as boring lol
Radonis voice: what’s the hip new thing among young people in the Imperium now
someone: uhhh they make political parties to bring ChangeTM and End Corruption
Radonis: jeez can’t they just stick to alcohol and blood magic like everyone else
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@divinitatem said: wtf tumblr. anyway... maybe he's that professor who teaches a subject either so esoteric or so tedious that no one ever signs up for it, thus obviating the need to actually ever teach it
Radonis voice: today I’ll teach you how to breed magical dracolisks. we’re going to practice with living samples. careful because the last student lost an arm.
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Radonis: “I have a girlfriend”
holds up a cat
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@frcgment
-stares in dragon-
stares back in tevene
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