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#crack idea because even if SSK and Anakin aren't very discreet SSK wouldn't expose himself like that
obiwanobi · 2 years
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I'm imagining ssk has a second slide with a happy anakin picture and 'RESULT!' which he thought was very compelling. I'm also imagining he hasn't slept in 3 days because the holos are playing footage of anakin getting caught in crossfire and an explosion that they've been playing on repeat and the jedi temple haven't released a statement confirming he's okay. Ssk has a similarly well thought out presentation for the jedi Council on why jedi should be allowed to marry because his secretary has been ordered to call the temple every hour on the hour since the footage started playing but hasn't had a response back because ssk can't even claim partner rights and that is RIDICULOUS
lkjhgfghjk SSK being like "I just want to marry one Jedi, it's not like I'm asking for a lot here? Anyway I have 86 slides to convince you, please sit down." and Plo Koon leans towards Mace, like "remind me again why we're listening to a Senator giving us a lesson about our own Code?" and Mace sighs "he threatened to invite the Council to something called the 'bog snorkelling championships' on Stewjon and make a big deal out of it if we didn't show up. I'm not taking that risk. Now sit down and pretend to consider his point of view."
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