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smolcuriouskitten · 2 months

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"Okay so I called you all over here for some big news!" Rockelle chirps with a bright smile over her face.

"You pregnant?" Onyx asks with a raised brow.

"Nah, shes decided to give her music away to Sony." Chris pipes up.

"Dont be silly, shes decided to give Kimchi to me as a parting gift before she moves to Korea!" Renelle chirps, playing with the pup in her lap.

"Stopped pretending shes not a whore?" Roxie responds, smacking her gum.

"How about we all just wait until she says something?" Death reassures them, Rockelle's face scrunched to a look of irritation.

"No, no, Roxie I will put you back if you dont shut up, and no." Rockelle responds waving her hand. She takes a deep breath and smiles. "I have a boyfriend!" She happily exclaims, bouncing on her heels.

"Oh hell no." Roxie pipes up despite everyone else cheering. "There is only ONE guy you been having around lately....And I know who it is...but they dont know. Furball, you cant be fucking serious." Renelle turns to face her. "What are you talking about? I thought she was out on tour for the past few months." Renelle asks with a scowl on her face.

"She was but she was kidnapped by the biggest crime lord there...Think back to where she was.." Roxie continues, slowly walking to Rockelle with the biggest shit eating grin on her face. "Go on...Use your minds for something that isnt being stupid." She teases then Chris raises a brow.

"You mean she went on tour in Gotham. So shes dating Bruce Wayne. Hes not bad-" Chris starts then Rockelle let out a sigh.

"Since Roxie ruined the surprise, no it isnt Bruce. Its Joker."

WHAT?!

"You cant be serious!"

"Damn you like dick attatched to toxic dont you?"

"You date a man whose a clown willingly?! Are you crazy?!"

"Ellie I support your decisions but this is a bit much!"

Roxie was cackling on the floor and Rockelle stood face to palm. "Can all of you just let me speak my peace for one second and quit talking over me?!" She yells then everyone quiets down, looking over at her with a raised brow. "Go on, we are waiting." Renelle said, glaring at Rocky.

Rockelle let out a soft sigh and smiles. "As bad as it sounds, he keeps his crime life seperate from the life here. Hes sweet despite his homicidal tendencies. And dad, he doesnt do anything to hurt me or that you would not approve of. Maybe one day you all can meet him, hes really sweet if you look past the paint and smell of gunpowder. NOW you guys are free to ask questions." Rockelle said with a lovedrunken sigh.

Renelle was the first to raise her hand. "Okay yeah um...Why him? You got choices and you pick HIM?! How was he different?!" She asks, genuinely flabbergasted. "Is it the damn books you read? Did it give you a mask kink or something?! Doesnt he smell?!" She continues and Rockelle scoffs. "You dont pick who you fall in love with. Besides, I dont see the crazy homicidal side of him, the side everyone else sees. You would be surprised at how gentle he is with me. I dont even fear him and I dont treat him differently. Hes my big scary teddy bear. I wouldnt have it any other way."

They all looked at each other and let out a sigh. If she was happy thats all that mattered to them, even if her man was a crazed maniac. "One question." Onyx piped up and everyone looks over at her. "Is the paint a indicator of what his face looks like? If so, I feel bad for you." Onyx comments before Rockelle giggles. "Now if I tell you that, he might get mad at me. You all will find out in time....Maybe. Anyway you all have to get out, hes coming within the next hour." Rockelle quickly comments, opening the door for them.

"Well damn, kick us out for some dick, I see how it is!" Renelle pipes up and Chris snickers. "And the amount of times you kicked me out so you and Chris can fuck do you want me to revisit in grave detail?" She retorts, then Renelle turns red as Chris snickers, escorting her out the door. "Dont worry we are leaving. Congrats! Stay safe! Let him know to quit blowing up the bakery too, that happened the 3rd time this month!" Chris comments as they leave, patting Renelle's back, swallowing a laugh. "Will do! Be safe you two, love you!"

Onyx got up next to leave, dragging Roxie by her arm. "Thanks for telling us about who you date. Dick must be good for you to pick him." She gags and Rockelle rolls her eyes. "Says the one who fucked a guy with an alien problem. Get out of my Caucasian household." She retorts, Onyx dragging her little sister out of the house. Death looked over at Rockelle with a raised brow. "While I dont approve of this...I will let you deal with this in your ways. Call me if he gives you any issues." Death chimes in as he leaves. Rockelle nods and smiles, waving at everyone before shutting the door and pressing her back to it.

"Why does everyone think his dick is whats keeping me around? We havent even had sex yet!" She mumbles to herself.

"Darling?" Rockelle chirps, gently holding the Jokers face.

"Hm?"

"Could you do me a favor and leave a bakery alone during your robberies?" She sits up and kisses his forehead, which makes him raise a brow. "Explosives have no direction doll." He responds, gently pulling her closer.

"Thats a shame...My friends bakery keeps getting blown up...I was hoping you could do something about it." She whispers in his ear, gently rubbing her thumb along his scar. A soft growl left his lips as he feels it. "I will think about it." He responds, leaving a kiss on neck before Rockelle squeals.

"Thank you baby!" She kisses his face and giggles, looking at him. "Yeah yeah. Ya know, you have me wrapped around your finger. Dont get used to it." He responds, then she scrunches her nose, tilting her head. "And why is that a bad thing?" She playfully narrows her eyes at him.

"You might get too used to it. Softness isnt exactly in my vocabulary." He responds and she shakes her head, leaning closer to him. "Of course I will. I give you a reason to be soft, who has to know you are a big ol' teddy bear? I will keep it a secret." She teases, kissing his cheek and scar again. "Besides, I told my family about you today. They would love to meet you." She continues.

He hums in response, turning his lip up. "We will see." He said, Rockelle pouting at his indifference. He doesnt look at her because he knows he will immediately say yes if he does. "Please baby?" Dammit that whining voice she does. Stay strong! "Fine. But the paint stays." He responds making Rocky cheer. "Yay! Thank you baby!"

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firettruck · 7 years

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stupid rant

okay, i know i should be a bit more sympathetic and understanding with people who are like "ohhhh nobody cared enough" "should i starve/purge/cut/whatever self destructive shit or not" "i have x x x and x all self diagnosed yay" or any between those lines but a LARGE part of me just want to be honest. no feelings or such and im gonna look like a major dick. dont get me wrong, i've been in there places before. heck, i even managed to be manipulative and abusive and i know that is awful and i realize that. mental illnesses shouldn't be a gateway to abusive behavior. i'm not saying just because i was mentally fucked before means anyone who's mentally fucked would become abusive. shit happens and i'm not defending myself for whatever i did in the past because that shit was awful and consequence hit me harder than anything. ANYWAYS IM GETTING OUT OF POINT. SORRY. anyways so, i'll be honest. first off, to the people who ask shit like "should i do x or nah" and "look at my blades n cuts woohoo" please rethink your life choices. dont get angry when people call you attention seeking because deep down, thats what you want. you do the wrong thing for the right reasons. asking for attention in a time where you need it most isn't wrong and i think thats a valid reason to do so. but the way people ask for attention now is just negative. its not just "oh look i got a small cut" no, it turned into a shit show where people out cut each other. somehow you're not 'suicidal' enough if you don't have cuts all over your wrists or if you dont show off whatever the fuck you did to yourself. somehow being mentally ill means having a tumblr dedicated to cutting yourself and showing off the blades you used last night. like i get it, your blog your posts but seriously, use the platform to help yourself and not get yourself in more negativity. second (oh look, someone who tried to be like a ranting youtuber and comedian), "why does nobody care about me" or "nobody cares enough boohoo". i get it, depression and eating disorders and such makes us push people but don't disregard peoples positive feelings for you. the more you push them away, guess what, they'll go away. people have patience and it can run out. "but but lmchaos, you sound like a dipshit who doesn't understand mental illnesses" 1. i am a dipshit, no wonder why im making this stupid rant shit 2. just because you don't see it yourself doesn't mean its not real 3. people do care, someone or somewhere 4. if no one cared about anything, nothing would move forward 5. people leaving you is a part of life and thats the sad truth 6. i understand it but not fully to tell anyone what medication they should take or what illness they have, just understood it enough from my experience and from others i knew now and before third (goddamnit i should shut up), the people who fake mental illnesses to get them OPPRESSSSION POINTSSSSSS because everyone wants to be like that girl from the dark knight who gets blown up to bits because the joker felt like blowing her up (aka the victim). there are things in the internet that can help you get better and find help. medical professionals are a click away mow with the tech these days and landlines. a call or a click can help. its like the lowest of the low to pretend to have a mental illnesses. if attention is what you want and need for no good reason, learn how to tap dance or learn 41 languages in 1 month idk. OKAY IM DON E RANTS TAKES 80% of mY MINIMAL ENEGERY NIGHT I GUESS WOW

#arguements #said by someone who did more stupid shit than anyone they know #i cant believe this #i need a smoke or two #and i know i didnt elaborate well on a lot of things its like 1am and these are pulled up right from my ass wow #these are stupid but some lol - has points #rants

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