#chrisforo columbo

[lastchancestardomm]

Topher headcanons

-Has a black "Dinosaurs are cool. Transphobia is not." hoodie hidden somewhere deep in his closet, which was his first purchase after he stole his mom's credit card for the first time. Bought it because it was woke, but didn't ever wear it because he didn't want people thinking he was trans.

-Constantly is on Incognito mode. He can be doxxing people on 4chan or watching cute cat compilations ;; either way, Incog is always active

-Autistic

-Hates showers. It's a sensory thing. He's forced into the shower at least every two weeks, screams like a dying cat the whole time, and shakes off like a wet dog when he gets out. Smells like sweat, piss, and every flavor of Monster Energy most of the time.

-His hair is usually greasy af. You could oil a few pans with it. After a shower, though, his hair is surprisingly soft and springy. He likes his hair when it's clean but showers or baths is just sensory overload central for him.

-Toph's roots are blonde. His crusty-ass Christopher Columbus genes ain't gonna make him age too nicely, and he's already got some gray hairs in his thick mop of floof at age 15.

-Terrible acne. And has stretch marks. Projecting a little bit here, but I feel like Toph has a body type like myself ;; his ribs show through, especially on his upper body, but he has just enough pudge around his belly area to make him look a little like The Average Redditor™. The "T-Rex Arms" way he walks only exacerbates his pudge (I love him so much /gen)

-Acts like a feral animal when he first meets someone, but he gets used to people fast. He also has a bad case of getting way to attached to someone who's nice to him to the point where he's annoyingly clingy. Abe is the only person who tolerates his incessant clinginess, which only excites his autistic heart more. Gets way too fruity about it but he's not gay, but not exactly not gay.

#clone high #ch topher #clone high topher #topher bus #clone high season 2 #clone high headcanons #clone high fanart #clone high x reader #chrisforo columbo #christopher columbus

[lastchancestardomm]

Topher totally has a furby tucked away in his closet he named Columbo he used to play with when he was a kid. Furbies were weird, outcasted, and hated like him. He doesn't play with it anymore but sometimes he just pulls it out of his closet just to hold it. Mmm good childhood memories

#clone high #clone high topher #ch topher #topher bus #clone high headcanons #clone high season 2 #furbies #chrisforo columbo #wow serving up some medium rare angst ig #toph had a shitty childhood and has been to a psyche ward at least twice he wasn't the best liked #let a girl dream

[lastchancestardomm]

Those Christopher Colombus genes will NOT make Topher age gracefully 💀. Toph is 15 and already has blonde roots. Yeah, teenage white hairs are hidden under his beanie m8

#clone high #clone high topher #ch topher #topher bus #clone high headcanons #clone high season 2 #christopher columbus #chrisforo columbo #did i spell it right ? i'll stick with the whitewashed name