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miles.g / wiles
.。.+*☆ headcannons 👾💭
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contents: general hcs, mention of his father’s death, i call 42-miles ‘wiles’, me sorta bullying him
a/n: after a lot of procrastination and harassment gentle encouragement from @vhstown i’m finally posting my hcs. :3c (they’ve been sitting here since july)
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Despite his tough guy exterior and criminal career, he's actually a massive nerd geek. Like: gundham, comics, posters all over his room.
Until you bring up those interests, he won't mention them. But once you start a conversation about them, he can tell you all the lore front to back or tell you where and when each collectible is from. Just listening to Wiles and nodding along will make his day.
Accepting help from others is not an option. Ever. He's an overly D.I.Y guy since his father's death and it's staying that way.
... unless you're very close to him. Wiles will begrudgingly accept your help and then be adamant on repaying you. No matter how trivial it was, he'll show his gratitude through service.
Wiles has great memory and knows all the lyrics to his favourite songs. Go through his playlist and pick something at random- he'll recite them flawlessly!
A good memory also helps with remembering those flashes of songs playing on your lock screen. Just a split second glance? He's adding it to his playlist, maybe listening to it as he works on his latest gear.
Would be a straight A student if he were there half the time. The only thing keeping his total grades down is attendance, where he’s often absent.
However, if he’s in a group project with you, Wiles will put more effort into it. Getting a ‘C’ or GPA point lower is fine if it means keeping Brooklyn safer. What’s not fine is him being the reason for your lower marks.
Unlike his counterpart from 1610, Wiles’ art is more realistic. He tries to capture the subjects’ essence quickly and minimally, so colours are an afterthought.
Accuracy was his pride in art until it came to you. He’d be so nervous in getting your smile right, scribbling failed attempts over and over again. Wiles even resorted to a pencil sketch.
Following the passing of Jefferson, Wiles has gotten much closer to Rio. That’s a no brainer; he was fourteen— a kid. And Jefferson never got to see his son in that overpriced Visions uniform.
Wiles makes an effort to speak more Spanish. He lets his mamí braid his hair even if it hurts like hell. Those stupid telenovelas aren’t that bad on the second watch.
Once upon a time, Wiles used to be a choir boy (keyword: used). He’d love singing hymns and doing nativities before he could read; all for his mamí and dad to see.
However, the christmas after Jefferson’s passing felt… empty. Wiles quickly lost his passion for choir and now just attends mass with Rio at most.
After years of experience being a choir boy, Wiles has the voice of an angel. Not that you’d know, of course— he intends to take that to the grave. But there’s also a deeper, darker secret… he can’t rap to save his life.
An extremely personal and harrowing Musically comment told him so. Following that attack, twelve year old Wiles abandoned his account with only a black profile picture left behind.
Like any other middle schooler, Wiles had a hype beast phase (he denies it). When Aaron got a Hype shirt for Wiles’ 12th birthday, words couldn’t describe how he almost knocked Aaron down with a hug.
The shirt’s first stain had Wiles distraught and furiously searching ‘remove paint on shirt hacks’ on Youtube. His heart would probably stop if he misplaced a gift from you.
Wiles isn’t the best cook, but he can definitely make himself a good meal. With Rio working night shifts and Uncle Aaron doing… jobs, he has to be self-sufficient.
A secret lil’ side project: he’s trying and failing to replicate Jefferson’s mac ‘n cheese. It wasn’t the best, but it was his. Something’s always off when Wiles makes it and he’s not quite sure what.
Sure, cooking isn’t that hard, but baking is like wizardry to Wiles. AP Chemistry and it’s endless calculations felt way easier than making pan de agua with his mamí.
But, mamí didn’t raise no quitter! On a particularly busy birthday, Wiles pulled together a modest little cake for Rio. She burst into tears seeing the shaky ‘!Feliz Cumple!’ written in too-sweet icing.
Calling Earth-42 a wreck is a massive understatement. Shit’s like Gotham, only very real and very deadly. Just breathing in that damn city air makes Wiles’ skin crawl.
Luckily, he’s got an outlet: boxing. A fun hobby he picked up from Uncle Aaron became his release. Wiles might never be in the ring, but Brooklyn’s more than enough.
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a/n #2: what the fuck. this was supposed to be short and silly and fun. exsqueeze me how did this… erm. disjointed mess.
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qiuweyballs · 5 months
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noir shit incoming im dry heaving
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natsu-tte-noodle · 1 year
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A3! Translation - Regional Tour Instablam Posts (Summer Troupe)
So I was originally going to do instagram-style tags (i.e. no spaces), but most of the Summer Troupe was writing literal essays in there so it got way too unreadable and I switched it to tumblr-style tags lol
There’s like barely any notes for this one, which is nice considering Citron’s gonna be in the final set
Sendai - Beef Tongue
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Tenma
Thanks for coming to our Sendai show run. The guys in the company told me you have to have beef tongue when you go to Sendai, so we went and got some. #Beef tongue #It was good #You guys try it too
Yuki
The beef tongue here was tasty. I might like to come eat here again.
#Heard they use pretty good meat #You jealous?
Muku
I ate beef tongue with everyone! It was super tasty, a great time…!
#MANKAI Company #What has everyone eaten in Sendai? #If you have any recommendations please tell me!
Misumi
We ate meat~ I found a triangle shaped one △ #△△△
Kazunari
#captured memories of sendai ☆ #a taste you cant forget after having it once! #you guys had this famous dish too?
Kumon
Meat~~~!! #Sendai! #SO tasty #I ate so much!
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Nagoya - Orcas at Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium
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Tenma
Thanks for coming to our Nagoya show run. We went to the aquarium between performances. Nice picture, right? #Orca #Bigger than I imagined #He was a friendly guy
Yuki
We went and saw dolphins and penguins and stuff at the aquarium in Nagoya. Among them, I liked this orca.
#It’s making a pretty cute face #The dolphin show was fun and impressive too
Muku
Everyone indulged me and came along…! Orca-san got so close… He was so cute!
#MANKAI Company #Aquarium orca-san #I feel like he’s kinda smiling at me!
Misumi
We went to the aquarium~! The orca-sans looked like they were having a lot of fun swimming! They said they love their keeper~ #△△△
Kazunari
#isnt this orca totes adorbs!? #he looked right at the camera for us~! #A+ fanservice ♪ #my thumb never left the camera button ☆ (1)
Kumon
When we passed by the orca tank, they came over here~! Maybe they noticed us? #Nagoya #Super cute! #You cant help #But smile (^^)
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Osaka - Kushikatsu
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Tenma
Thanks for coming to our Osaka show run. There were a lot of kinds of kushikatsu, so I didn’t know where to start, but… While I was trying to choose, someone else almost ate it. #Kushikatsu #No time to hesitate #Ate it all
Yuki
I thought something like kushikatsu would be heavy, but the batter was thin so it was surprisingly easy to eat.
#The kushikatsu here seems low calorie too #Might be easy for girls to eat too
Muku
In Osaka, we ate kushikatsu. The shop threw one in for free!
#MANKAI Company #It looks like they have a get one free day #Just once a week
Misumi
This was steaming hot kushikatsu. #△△△
Kazunari
#all you can eat kushikatsu! #who conquered all the kushikatsu varieties!? #everyone take a guess~☆ #waiting for your comments ♪
Kumon
At the end of the show run, we all ate this! The shop was soooo lively and fun! #Osaka #You can eat as many as you want! #How many did I eat? #I completely forgot
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Niigata - Tai chazuke
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Tenma
Thanks for coming to our Niigata show run. While we were holding our shows, we went to a tai chazuke shop. #Tai chazuke #Apparently there’s a suggested way to eat it #Shopkeeper kindly taught me
Yuki
The lunch I had the other day. I heard tai chazuke is a local specialty in Niigata.
#Looks like there are lots of shops that sell tai chazuke #Might be cool to tour the various shops too
Muku
We came across some super delicious chazuke…! Tai chazuke sure is a luxury, huh.
#MANKAI Company #The salted salmon roe was chewy and delicious too!
Misumi
The wasabi’s a triangle △ #△△△
Kazunari
#the rice was sweet and fluffy #the sea bream meat was fluffy too! #fluffy display ♪
Kumon
We ate chazuke! Look look, I managed to take a great picture right? (^^) #Niigata #They let me have #Another helping! #A warm and gentle flavor!
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Fukuoka - Fukuoka Tower
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Tenma
Thanks for coming to our Fukuoka show run. We had the chance, so I came here with the members. (2) #Fukuoka Tower #We went up after #It was a nice view
Yuki
We came between performances. Next time I want to check out the nighttime lights too.
#If you see the nighttime lights #Show me a picture #Kinda curious now
Muku
The view from the tower was so pretty! But… I totally forgot to take a picture while I was admiring the view…
#MANKAI Company #I’d love for everyone to check out #The view from the tower too
Misumi
If you look reaaal close at this picture, you might be able to see a triangle~△ #△△△
Kazunari
#speaking of famous things in fukuoka! #its gotta be this place ♪ #a special view looking over fukuoka #you guys should enjoy it too
Kumon
It’s surprisingly high! I was seriously so shocked that everyone’ll feel it through the picture! #Fukuoka #From the top of the tower #I looked for a baseball stadium!
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Notes:
1-1. There’s nothing to really note for this one, but Kazunari actually switches back and forth between being really casual and considerably polite here. (meccha kawaikunai?! → itadakimashita → jouzu ♪ → hanaremasen).  I have no idea if there’s a reason for that (maybe he’s being playfully polite to the whales??), but the polite parts are basically at the level of formality that Tsuzuru and Tsumugi use in their posts.  He also doesn’t do this anywhere else in these posts
1-2. Actually there IS one thing to note, “A+ Fanservice” was actually ファンサ上手 (fansa jouzu) which is literally “great at fanservice”
2. Tenma words this sentence with a billion particles (せっかくだからってことでいるメンバーで来た), which I think is maybe supposed to together imply a tsundere-ish “we went here because the opportunity came up, not because I really wanted to see the tower or anything”?  I’m not entirely sure tbh
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qiupachups · 6 months
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hobie brown
.。.+*☆ headcannons 🎸💭
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contents: general hcs, london based hobes bc i live there
a/n: my wife! the picture above is ‘stay close to me— omega sessions’ by bad brains (super cute song and so hobie)
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When he’s not playing shows, antagonising fascists, or staging unpermitted political action slash performance art pieces— Hobie takes care of his garden. There’s just about anything growing on his canal boat that can survive London.
It’s fun just like him! He can repurpose whatever he finds into a planter, which includes old Henry Hoovers.
Most things we take for granted are ridiculously scarce in his world, like running hot water. Not wanting to waste this luxury, Hobie developed the skill of taking extremely fast showers.
Sometimes it feels like he steps in and comes straight out. It’s a little unnerving.
Once a month, Hobie does a super deep clean of his canal boat. He finds all sorts of inter-dimensional trash he’s collected over the weeks. After heaving it off the deck, you swear the boat groaned in relief.
Where does it all go? Miguel’s dimension, of course. The man didn’t have to guess the mystery fly-tipper when he saw the bags flickering through the colour spectrum. In Hobie’s defence, the waste disposal system is better in Earth-98.
If you hadn’t realised yet, Hobie is a methodical and thoughtful spidey. He plans for the best times to grow his produce and harvests them at the perfect time (not always since he’s usually… busy).
After freezing or preserving the amount he needs, he gives the rest to his community. So, expect some strawberry jam materialising at your doorstep.
For as longer as he remembers, Hobie could always cook. There was never a time he didn’t help feed his community or volunteer at F.E.A.S.T— even with his responsibilities post spider-bite.
In Hobie’s eyes, there’s nothing better than a good home-cooked meal. He can make something (amazing) from nothing so you can trust him even when it feels like there’s just dust left in the cupboard.
Multiple spideys can agree that Hobie’s singing isn’t the best. When Gwendy gave him a very forced smile, it only broke his heart a little. The face of Hobie’s idol basically admitting his singing sucks isn’t a big deal. Duh. He’s a big girl— he can handle that…
Thankfully, playing his MaryJane (guitar) more than makes up for it. If he’s not using it to torment police, he’ll make the best damn art that’s gonna stick in your head rent free.
With at least eleven piercings and counting, the dos and don’ts of them are like second nature to Hobie. That’s only eleven we can see— who knows how many more he has hidden? Without a doubt, there’ll be more to come.
Instead of getting blood poisoning from Claires or judged by a pretentious tattoo artist, go to Hobie. He’ll refuse payment but he wouldn’t turn down a drink.
Hobie isn’t called the Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man for nothing. His genuine (almost violent) care for his community has earned him the respect of basically everyone, despite their initial concerns.
“A dependable young man.” That’s how the elderly women tend to describe Hobie. They’re his biggest allies since he’d drop almost anything to help them cross a road or carry groceries.
Gwendy’s chucks aren’t the first and certainly won’t be the last thing he’ll steal. (You seriously think Hobie just happened to have shoes in her size and colour?)
He’ll definitely nick something of something of yours when you’re not looking. Once you realise, he’ll hold it high above your head and force you to jump for it. Why? Because he can.
Like every other British teen, Hobie’s dabbled in some underage drinking. It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught! When he’s drunk, he’ll be obnoxiously sweet and yell stuff like “You’re gorgeous, luv!” because he truly means it.
In addition to Hobie’s strange array of skills, being good at pub games is another. Beer pong, darts, etc… you name it: he’ll clear it. Hell, he might start organising them if he’s drunk enough.
In his personal humble opinion, roses are way too cliche for a romantic gift. It’s overdone, boring and stupidly difficult to obtain in his universe. So instead, Hobie rips off that patch you’ve been eyeing and gifts that to you.
As much as he’d like to, Hobie couldn’t rip off every patch for you. Instead, he makes a matching set and he’s cheesy enough to sew his one over his heart.
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tag: @vhstown thanks for bean card xx
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qiupachups · 6 months
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hobie brown hcs i promise (someone please hold me at gunpoint or they’ll rot in my notes)
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qiupachups · 4 months
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guys i lied im in a depressive state
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qiupachups · 6 months
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i wip wipily
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qiupachups · 4 months
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short spidey yn soon! written by a loser for losers 🩷
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