#chay any time anyone asks him about it: i could never betray hias confidence like that!!

[snickerdoodlles]

This might only be funny to me, but consider: Porsche randomly referencing Absolutely Unhinged bartender/service worker drama, with zero context or follow up. "What does getting hit with a folding chair have to do with bachelorette parties, Porsche??"

why would a bachelorette party not involve at least one person getting slammed with a folding chair smh Theerapanyakuls 🙄

but nooooo omg nonny, you're not the only one who would find that hysterical 👀 I imagine it first coming up like;

Kinn: and I was Porsche's worst customer 😘

Porsche, not even looking up: eh, you were maybe a 4

Kinn: a fo- what!

Porsche, mulling it over: 3.5?

Kinn: I literally kidnapped you and you had to swim the Chao Phraya

Porsche: oh good point. solid 4 for sure then

Kinn:

Kinn: what

Kinn is dying of curiosity. his brothers are dying of curiosity. Chay's nodding sagely next to Porsche and not explaining anything. all the mafia guards think they're hot shit for brushing off the guns out during training, none of them can even conceive of the nightmares that are "let me speak to your manager." Kinn shooting an apple off Porsche's head is only the eighth scariest thing Porsche has had to keep a straight face through. any time anyone tries to ask Porsche more about these things, Porsche just grimaces and says he'd rather not dwell on bad experiences. everyone is dying of curiosity.

#chay: *has no idea what porsche is talking about either half the time* #chay any time anyone asks him about it: i could never betray hias confidence like that!! #no one can tell if porsche is yanking their chain or not #khun tries to go to yok and hears all about *her* customer service stories instead #he's entranced. he's horrified. he's terrified to ask for more but needs to know all of them immediately. #ask game: headcanon gacha #kinnporsche