#charon has taken my wallet and my heart hostage and i’m thanking him

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THIS MAN. I LOVE THIS TRAIN CONDUCTING THEATRE KID OF A MAN.

HE REALLY JUST WENT AND. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN HAPPENED??? HE’S NOT EVEN HOLDING ONTO THE TRAIN. HE DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO USE IT TO ESCAPE. HE BROUGHT THE TRAIN OUT PURELY FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. JUST TO BE EXTRA. THIS MAN WAS IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION SO SEVERE THAT VICE, AN ACTUAL BEAM OF OPTIMISM, STARTED MOURNING FOR HIS DEATH AND HE SOMEHOW FOUND THE TIME TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BLAST HIS FUCKING TRAIN INTO THE SKY.

THE LEVEL OF EXTRA. THE CLASS. THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY.

IM SPEECHLESS.

I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY STUNNED.

YOU WIN, ALCHEMY STARS. GIVE HIM HIS OWN BANNER AND TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

UPDATE: THE THEATRE MAN HAS BEEN SECURED AND I AM LOSING MY MIND 😩😭

#alchemy stars #i will die for this man #charon has taken my wallet and my heart hostage and i’m thanking him