#character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

bucky would watch riverdale as well i think. he’d tell people it would be to get the cultural context of the *checks notes* 50s? 60s? but really it’s just for the chaos i think he’d like it

#text #oh the bucky barnes who lives in my head who has terrible taste in media my beloved #my post #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

new discourse topic: would it be problematic if disney made bucky bi

#text #i'm imagining the thinkpieces from another timeline #fandom:marvel #character:bbarnes #my post

[anthonycrowley]

that being said bucky would get a masters in library and information sciences actually you were right on that one

#text #my post #mobi #this isn’t even a joke i feel it in my bones #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

back to the fictional universe that will never be real but lives in my brain rent free where michael mouse makes bucky barnes canonically bisexual and causes rampant internet discourse over if it’s homophobic because of the brainwashing and murder and also the whole gestures vaguely. in this universe i think bucky is the guy who calls his girl partners babe and his guy partners hotcock.

#perceiving more aboit bucky barnes on this fine friday #text #character:bbarnes #my post #fandom:marvel

[anthonycrowley]

the bucky barnes that lives in my head is a commie he’s an emo boy he’s a taylor swift fan. he’s a victim he’s a criminal he’s my poor little meow meow. he’s a bitch he’s a lover he’s a child he’s a mother. he’s every gender. he’s troubled. he’s perfect. i love him.

#text #the bucky in my head contains MULTITUDES. #fandom:marvel #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

it’s like. it’s like. it’s like. normal dude. normal dude with a normal life. normal dude has a largely normal if sickly best friend. normal dude gets shipped off to war. normal dude’s sickly best friend who tries to fight the world becomes symbol of a nation without him knowing. normal dude gets captured and experimented on. normal dude’s best friend saves him. normal dude covers his best friend because like yeah he’s my best friend. normal dude falls off a train. normal dude is presumed dead. normal dude becomes prisoner of war for 70 years. normal dude is brainwashed. normal dude is tortured. normal dude is forcibly molded into a weapon. normal dude kills countless people because he was brainwashed and tortured and turned into a weapon for 70 years. normal dude runs into his best friend who is ALSO miraculously alive after the better part of a decade. normal dude breaks his programming after 70 years because underneath it all he is a good person. normal dude is no longer brainwashed and tries to do good. normal dude is normal except for the fact that he went through hell and just wants to make amends for things that are not his fault. normal dude is a hero because he chooses to be one. how is that not compelling how does that not give you worms of the brain to think about. bucky barnes is just some guy and i like him so much.

#UNWELL ONCE AGAIN I AM UNWELL #fandom:marvel #character:bbarnes #text #my post

[anthonycrowley]

me and charlotte: wow i can’t believe we have listen to the entire taylor swift discography for the bucky barnes listens to pop girlies thesis playlist

everyone else probably: you don’t have to -

me and charlotte: no we are going to

#text #god i'm so glad i have no followers rn or the swifties would be so annoying on this post #i'm mostly immune to taylor swift this is research #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

unlike hallie i genuinely think that not only is bucky a carly rae jepsen stan, he stans all of the pop girlies (including, sigh, taylor swift. he stans some of her eras i know it). i am working on a thesis statement playlist to prove my point which is going to take forever, simply because i know i am correct. on the other hand i LIKE crj but i do not stan her as much as hallie OR the bucky that lives in my head, i am simply a bucky stans crj truther and i need to make that painfully obvious

#text #character:bbarnes #fandom:marvel

[anthonycrowley]

girl help i made a joke about bucky being a crj stan like four days ago and now i’m going through her entire discography for a joke playlist only to find that i played myself and he would ABSOLUTELY stan crj

#text #me listening to this: oh yeah he's listen to that #and that #AND THAT TOO #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

holy fuck bucky has about as much pisces in his chart as i have libra in mine. that's hilarious

he’s a true pisces i love him so much. thee pisces male

#i love pisces males. they all have hozier energy. marvel was correct for that #character:bbarnes #kalelraejepsen #inquiries

[anthonycrowley]

i should do a birth chart for bucky

#text #i can't read birth charts but i sure will do one #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

diversity win! this polycule member is not a closet bucky barnes stan

#this is about jess tbh. jess i hope u see this somehow i love u 💕 #text #mcrnatural server #character:bbarnes #my post #i just think it’s funny there were a bunch of us and then i converted more. spery #*sorry

[anthonycrowley]

oh has. oh my god. he has a cat. he’s a cat person. he has a cat and the cat’s name is alpine. oh my god. oh my fucking god

#text #i love having an entirely new spiral today #my post #fandom:marvel #comics:marvel #character:bbarnes

[anthonycrowley]

*bucky voice* well i listen to 40s music and seminal pop star carly rae jepsen so

#text #sorry i'm having a blast with this #character:bbarnes #fandom:marvel

[anthonycrowley]

play the bugle play the taps make your mothers proud raise your rifles to the sky boys fire that volley loud

#NORMAL ONE AGAIN #fandom:marvel #character:bbarnes #the song charlie boy by the lumineers is a personal crime against me. i am playing it on repeat

[anthonycrowley]

ring FUCKING ring marvel apparently i’m not the only bitch (gn) out there convinced that your brainwashed supersoldier assassin loves seminal pop star carly rae jepsen after all

#text #fandom:marvel #character:bbarnes