#char.🌧 fatgum

[petrichorium]

I also think abt like a scenario where ur dating Fatgum and just moved in together and like you have seen his thin form ofc but. Like a week in he comes home from work in his thin form and you’ve already gone to bed and he just slips in and in the morning well. Groggy morning brain is NOT the best to comprehend that the strange man in your bed is in fact ur pro hero boyfriend and not some rando

#me personally I would scream bloody murder and literally kick him off the edge #nasty wake-up I’m so sorry baby……. after u had a long night heroing too 😭😭😭 #he’s just a mess on the floor unused to this body anyway all tangled up in the covers #still too tired to comprehend what happened and also on alert bc ur screaming abt a creep in bed with you #JDNKFNEKF #once ur both calmed down ur like. maybe next time sleep in the guest bedroom or at least wake me up to tell me #and he’s like :( bc he doesn’t wanna wake u up when ur sleeping OR sleep in another room :( #char.🌧 fatgum