#carrying her 2 fans on my back fr /j

[lovesickeros]

☆ the dove

{☆} characters tsaritsa {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings violence, blood {☆} word count 0.7k

Her hands are weapons, forged in a tragedy as much as a war of ash and blood that seeps into the earth and rots it from within. To them, however, she is salvation. Her hands are a kindness, not a threat. She sees it in their puffy, red eyes just brimming with tears, their fragile body so delicate and weak is still remains marred by wounds new and old – the gold still stains their skin, even long after it had been washed away.

She has seen it all – and she takes the injured dove beneath her wing with the sickly sweet promise that someday she shall mend its broken wings and teach it to fly again.

And in their stupor, they do not see her clip their wings.

It is for the best.

The wolves still salivate below the nest, waiting for her little dove to fall again – no, she shall not send her little bird to fly when it will just fall into their waiting maws once again.

This..this one is hers, she has decided.

Her little bird who dreams of the sky and the woman who clips their wings..what a tragic pair they must make, she thinks.

Not for her, of course. Yet not to them, either, unaware of the way she grounds them and keeps the key to their cage tightly in her fist.

"Tsaritsa?" The soft, meek lilt of the little bird draws her from her reverie, and she smiles – all teeth and little else, wolfish and predatory.

Yet the bird sees nothing but love in the sharp points of her canines.

As it was meant to be.

"Yes, little bird?"

She coos in honeyed tones, brushing her cold, cold hands against their skin, reveling in the way they shiver and shake beneath the ever present chill in her very bones. They do not fear the claws that ghost across their skin, and the smile they offer that illuminates their eyes like stars only proves her right – she wants to devour them whole. To see the stars in their eyes burn out beneath her teeth, their golden blood burn upon her tongue and down her throat.

"You promised to take me to the gardens today, remember?"

Her pearly, sharpened fangs peer out beneath her lips as she grins wider, unnerving to all but the little bird who sees not the wolf but the wool it wears, her hands finding their place upon their shoulders as she whispers into their ear.

She will guide her little bird where they cannot go, where their clipped wings cannot take them.

She will give them that bittersweet taste of freedom and then watch them try to catch the stars..

Just to drag them back down to earth where they belong.

"Of course, Creator – I am a woman of my word, am I not?"

Such sickly sweet lies come to her with ease – she lies and she lies and they do not see past the woolen cloak of the wolf until its jaw has snapped around its throat and its blood has painted the world a shimmering gold.

She will delight in that, too.

"If I may be so bold, Creator, you have been distant lately..have you grown tired of me already?"

Her words were as sharp as a blade, yet as dull as a rock, as sweet as they were dangerous. Like watching a mouse trap luring in its prey, she would snap it shut as soon as the little bird strayed too close.

"No! No, that's not..you've just been busy lately, I didn't want to intrude."

They remind her so much of a rabbit in those moments, and she so badly wants to know what would happen if she just took a small, insignificant bite..yet she restrains herself with a far too wide smile, her jaw clenched so hard she almost thinks they will hear it creak.

"Intrude? You could ever hardly intrude, Creator – what is mine is yours. Though, perhaps I shall have to lock you in my room to ensure you compensate me for depriving me of your presence."

In just a few short words, she snares the rabbit – her little bird, her Creator. They will see nothing but the sickly sweet lure of her smile, letting out a pretty laugh of their own as they press closer, like a bird wandering into the open maw of the beast lying in wait.

"As long as it has a nice view, I suppose I won't mind."

They jest, but she does not. And oh, how easy it is to ensnare an unsuspecting prey.

"Of course, Creator – just for you."

It won't be long until her little bird returns to its gilded cage, now. Permanently.

It is better that way.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #tsaritsa #imposter au #another absolutely normal tsaritsa post. this fic is kinda old i just forgor 2 post it um #hope shes so fucked up in game she makes dottore look like a saint its getting a little 2 nice around here #give me morally reprehensible women #also here 2 remind everyone im still tsaritsa ceo /j #carrying her 2 fans on my back fr /j #no one gets her like i do............ #the inherit tragedy of loving a woman who has rid herself of the ability to love........... #the tragedy of a woman who had only ever loved rejecting it now. even her people have fallen out of love with her #theres smth 2 be said abt cryo being the element of the archon of love but if i start talking abt her i wont stop #anyway she kisses women. girlkisser (canon) #shes so lesbian #anyway thats it thats the ted talk ill be back next monday /j

[egctllvivalucha]

Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 04

[The Scene opens to backstage inside the VL Arena, where we find the massive monster herself, the Goblin Queen.  Her Majesty's fleshy lips curl back into a savage snarl as she spies the camera daring to film her.  She SLAMS a meaty fist into her other hand and snorts.  Nearby stands her manager, the insidious Gordon J. Dutt.  Wearing a white linen suit, a green bowtie and carrying a silver metal briefcase, Dutt flashes an oily grin.]

GJD:  Tell me, dear Meiko, do you feel it?  That thundering heartbeat in your fragile chest, that tightness in your throat, those pinpricks of sweat on your lovely brow?

It's just the inevitability of your impeding demise, my sweet.  The icy fear of rushing headlong to face your mortality.

[Chuckling, Dutt sets his briefcase down and taps his fingertips together.  A low growl rumbles from the Goblin Queen's throat.]

GJD:  It's all right to know fear, Meiko.  After all, you ARE facing the walking cataclysm Herself, the Goblin Queen!  She has no mercy, no kindess in Her heart -- she IS destruction INCARNATE!

Her Majesty's Empire will grow here in Viva Lucha -- starting with conquering the JPWF Women's World Championship!  All that you have built for yourself will be scattered like ashes.  NOTHING you have accomplished will matter in the end.  You WILL be forgotten!

[Spittle flying, the Queen bellows with rage!  Dutt lets out a smug sigh of satisfaction.]

GJD:  Long live the Queen!

[We fade to a dramatically lit shot of the ring inside an empty VL Arena.]

Voice Over: What would you do for history?

[We see a slow motion clip of the Goblin Queen putting Meiko Yamazaki through the door of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza's office.]

V/O: Would you destroy your rivals?

[We cut to clips of the Human Race, the Cyborg Kingdom and the Robot Kingdom doing battle all over the VL Arena.]

V/O: Would you wage war?

[We cut to clips of EGC handing Fury, Señor Cloak Dos, Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora and "The Duke" William Phillips Carranza Coins in the ring.]

V/O: What price would you pay for history?

[We cut back to the shot of the ring in the empty VL Arena.]

V/O: Tonight we get answers for tonight there will be history!

[We zoom in on the ring before we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to inside the VL Arena in El Centro, California and it is PACKED with fans MARKING OUT LIKE MANIACS because they know that tonight is special. After a few shots of the OVER THE TOP AND TO THE MOON EXCITED fans we make our way to the announce table where two familiar smiling faces, dressed in tuxedos tonight, stand by.]

JI: Hola, everyone and welcome to a VERY special episode of VIVA LUCHA! I am Jose Ignacio and with me is my broadcast colleague, Diego Hernandez!

DH: The ONE and ONLY, Diego Hernandez!

[Jose chuckles.]

JI: Por su puesto! My mistake.

DH: Well, that is alright. You are not a Hernandez so it is to be expected.

[Ignacio smiles with a small shake of his head.]

JI: Tonight, ladies and gentlemn, is the most important night in the HISTORY of Viva Lucha! In the ring tonight we will see THREE championship matches take place. Two of them will determine the first ever champions for the Viva Lucha Trios Championships and the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship! Up first tonight though we will be seeing the historic JPWF Women's World Championship defended as Meiko Yamazaki faces the woman who brutalized her on our Season two opener, The Goblin Queen. But before we get to that...

[Jose nods at Diego and then both men reach under the table and proceed to pull out a plethora of Cherry Cola products that they spread out in front of them.]

JI: Tonight's episode is brought to you by Cherry Cola!

[Diego picks up a can of Cherry Cola and flashes a big smile.]

DH: Cherry Cola, simply delicioso!

[They both flash even bigger smiles before Diego places the can back down and they return to their normal smiles.]

JI: Lo siento, viewers. Events on our last episode have resulted in a loss of sponsors and commercials for our broadcasts so we have to promote our biggest sponsor that remains through out the night.

DH: And you know, Jose, Cherry Cola... Really is delicious!

[Diego flashes a huge smile while pointing to the products in front of them. Jose rolls his eyes.]

JI: We have so much history to come tonight let's not waste another moment! Let's go to our ring announcer, Fernando Rodriguez, standing by in the ring!

[We cut to the ring where Fernando is wearing... Oh boy. Tuxedo jacket: neon orange with neon green leopard print. Shirt: royal blue with a white bow tie. Pants: Pepto Bismo pink. Shoes: Red with white polka dots.]

DH: Madre y dios.

JI: Lo siento, viewers. Fernando needs fashion help.

DH: What an under statement!

[Fernando lifts up his microphone.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for... THE JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

[HUGE POP]

["Maladise" by Nunchaku unleashes it's harsh sounds onto the ears of the fans and the BOOS begin to rain down!]

FR: Introducing first, the challenger! From Hiroshima, Japan and led to the ring by MISTER Gordon J. Dutt... Here is... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[Bursting through the curtains and out onto the entrance ramp is the last reigning MBC Women's World Champion! The Goblin Queen lets loose with a bellow of RAGE as she pounds on her chest on the way towards the ring, Gordon J. Dutt following a few steps behind with a twisted smirk on his face and an evil gleam in his eyes.]

JI: It was on our season opener that our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, revealed that this woman would be Meiko Yamazaki's next challenger for the JPWF Women's World Championship. What followed was a SHOCKING beatdown as the Goblin Queen attacked an unprepared Yamazaki and put her through the door of our boss' office!

DH: Jose, did you see Meiko backstage?

JI: Si. I did.

DH: She does not look healthy to me. She seems to be suffering from back issues still.

JI: That is the rumor at least, that Yamazaki's back injuries suffered at the hands of the Goblin Queen have not completely healed up.

[Goblin Queen enters the ring and pounds on her chest a couple more times before turning to glare at the entrance ramp, awaiting her opponent.]

JI: Soon we will have the answers to Meiko's health.

[The music fades out and then another piece of music, (this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF2ksrrj6u0 ), plays over the PA and the fans.. JUMP TO THEIR FEET CHEERING WILDLY!]

FR: And her opponent, from Sapporo, Japan.. She is the JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION.. Here is.... MEIKO YAMAZAKI!

[Dressed in her orange and brown ring gear and with the famous "pink belt" around her waist, Meiko Yamazaki walks out onto the entrance ramp with a look of determination and a touch of concern. She stops midway and looks both ways out at the fans then pumps a fist and continues on her way towards the ring.]

JI: It was December of 2013 when Meiko Yamazaki did the seemingly impossible! She became the first woman in history to defeat the "Giant Queen" Janet Royal for the legendary pink belt. She has held it for just over three years now and was named the Japanese Press' Female Fighter of the Year for the FOURTH year in a row a month ago!

DH: Meiko has had a historic run, Jose, but...

[Meiko climbs onto the apron and stares at the Goblin Queen who is BRISTLING with violent energy, just waiting to launch at the champion, while Dutt cackles and beckons the champion to get in the ring.]

DH: She has NEVER faced anyone like the Goblin Queen!

[Meiko climbs in and walks right up to the Goblin Queen and the two large Japanese women press their heads against each other aggressively!]

[OH DANG IT'S GONNA KICK OFF RIGHT NOW POP]

JI: Well she doesn't seem scared at all despite the assault she suffered at the hands of her challenger!

[The pink masked female referee interjects herself between the two women and Meiko heads to her corner while Goblin Queen gives the official a DEATH look! The masked official steps back and with frightened gesture motions for the challenger to go to her corner. Dutt talks his charge down and they go to their corner. In the opposite corner, Meiko takes off the pink belt and gives it a long look before handing it to the referee and then beginning her stretches in the corner... with little grimaces.]

DH: Jose.. I do not think it is a good thing that Meiko is not scared of her opponent. Especially with the body language I am seeing from Yamazaki.

[The referee hands the belt to Fernando who leaves the ring with it and then checks on both women before heading to the middle of the ring and calling for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** JPWF Women's World Championship Match: Tecnica: (c)Meiko Yamazaki

vs

Ruda: The Goblin Queen w/ Gordon J. Dutt **********************************************************

[GIANT POP]

JI: And the first match on Viva Lucha's biggest night ever is.. OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!

DH: You will do that forever! So predictable, Jose!

[Yamazaki grits her teeth and heads to the middle of the ring while Goblin Queen SNARLS as she stomps to the middle of the ring. Both women butt up against each other and have an INTENSE stare down!]

[STARE DOWN POP]

JI: Both of these women are the same height and both of them are.. ah.. not petite ladies!

DH: They are big girls, Jose. They are also STRONG!

JI: Which is why the Goblin Queen's attack was so shocking on our season opener. She threw someone her own size and strength around like a rag doll!

[The Goblin Queen snarls in Meiko's face but the JPWF Women's World Champion is not intimidated. Dutt yells out something from outside the ring that draws a HORRIFIED look from Yamazaki, though!]

DH: What was that?!

JI: It sounded like Gordon J. Dutt told Goblin Queen to tear Meiko into pieces so she can do the same to the pink belt!

[Dutt, having Meiko's attention, has a HUGE smile on his face because he knows...]

*SMACK*

[STIFFNESS POP]

[The HAMMER is gonna' drop! Goblin Queen BLASTS Meiko in the face with a HARD elbow smash! The champ staggers against the ropes while holding her face and the unleashed Goblin Queen comes after Meiko with HARD shots!]

JI: Dutt distracted Yamazaki so his charge could get in a cheap shot!

DH: No such thing as a cheap shot when championships are on the line, Jose!

[Meiko eats a few more shots before BLASTING back with STIFF elbow smashes of her own and the Queen.. IS ROCKED!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Yamazaki is fighting back!

DH: But she is not getting everything behind those shots, Jose!

[Meiko's shots are shorter than usual to avoid extending her back too much and this is not unnoticed by Dutt who yells out something to his charge who dodges a strike and goes behind Yamazaki before..]

*SMACK*

[YIKES]

JI: What a shot to the back by the Goblin Queen! It has dropped Yamazaki to her knees!

DH: So it begins.

[Meiko holds her back and grimaces while Goblin Queen runs off the ropes and with a SNARL ..]

*LEAP*

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY YOWZA DAMN POP]

JI: DIOS MIO! The Goblin Queen just PLOWED into Yamazaki's back with that running shoulder tackle dive!

DH: That was BRUTAL, Jose!

[Meiko scrambles out of the ring by rolling under the ropes and to the floor where she grabs at her back and CRIES out in pain! Gordon, with a smile, excitedly calls out to his charge who rolls out of the ring after the champion. Yamazaki tries to pull herself up but doesn't have enough time as the Queen delivers a STIFF kick to the back which drops the former Team Love member down to the floor.]

*GRAB*

[BOOS]

[Yamazaki cries out as the Goblin Queen grabs ahold of her hair and AGGRESSIVELY yanks the champ to her feet before rearing back and...]

*THUDD*

*DROP*

JI: What a headbutt by the challenger!

DH: And right to the back, Jose!

JI: Si! Dutt and Goblin Queen have had this mapped out from the start it seems. The assault on the season opener focused on Meiko's back and now in the match the target remains the same!

[The pink masked referee begins a count on both women as Meiko grimaces in pain on the floor. Dutt jumps on the ring apron and begins arguing with the official to stop the count while his charge, her royal highness of DESTRUCTION, pulls Yamazaki up once again by her hair. Goblin Queen then reaches for Meiko's face from behind and..]

[HOLY MOLY EGADS POP]

JI: The Goblin Queen is CLAWING at Meiko's face!

DH: CARAMBA! She is BRUTAL, Jose!

[Meiko quickly scrambles free from the painful face grab and..]

*SMACKK*

[YES FIGHT BACK POP]

JI: WHAT AN ELBOW SMASH by the champion!

DH: She put too much into it though, Jose!

[Meiko holds her back while wincing in pain as Goblin Queen recovers from the blow and rears back and...]

*SMASH*

[DEAR GAWD THAT WAS BRUTAL POP]

JI: The Goblin Queen PUNCHED Meiko in the face!

DH: She tried to smash her fist THROUGH her head!

[Yamazaki is obvious ROCKED by the blow and staggers against the guard railing. Goblin Queen rushes over and pulls Meiko away from the railing and towards the ring apron before grabbing the champ from behind and lifting her up in the air and...]

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY MOLY VAMPIRO STYLED BRU-TAL BRU-TAL BRU-TAL POP]

Meiko: AIEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: Yamazaki is SCREAMING in pain after Goblin Queen back drop SUPLEXED her onto that ring apron!

DH: Meiko will be lucky to walk again if she survives this match, Jose! This assault on her back is UNREAL!

[Dutt, having had enough of annoying the official, has an almost ORGASMIC expression as he watches Yamazaki writhe on the floor in pain. Goblin Queen gives the champ a stomp to the back before yanking Yamazaki up by her tights and rolling her back into the ring and following in after her.]

[BACK IN THE RING POP]

[Her Highness drops a knee on the champ's back and Meiko CRIES in pain which draws a fit of laughter out of Gordon J. Dutt!]

[YOU'RE DISGUSTING BOOS]

JI: This crowd is not a fan of Gordon Dutt.

DH: That is Mister Gordon J Dutt, Jose. Get it right!

[The Goblin Queen pulls Yamazaki up from behind and while holding her frim with her left hand she unloads on the back with the right...]

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*DROP*

[DANG BRUTAL POP]

JI: THREE consecutive forearm smashes to that injured back and Yamazaki is on her knees TREMBLING from the pain!

DH: She is also CRYING, Jose! She has tears going down her face! She hurts THAT much!

[The pink masked official asks Yamazaki if she wants to stop the match but Meiko shakes her head "NO" before eating a BOOT to the back of the head!]

[HUGE BOOS]

[Her highness of MAYHEM hurries to leap up and...]

*CRASH*

*THUDDD*

Meiko: AIEEEEEEEEE!!

[SHE'S DYING NOOOOO POP]

JI: WHAT AN ELBOW DROP BY GOBLIN QUEEN!

DH: She CRUSHED the back of Meiko, Jose!

[Yamazaki rolls away and cries out in pain as she tries to reach for her back. Dutt's eyes are nearly bulging out of his head with glee as a twisted smile contorts across his demented looking face! Goblin Queen looks down at Yamazaki with disgust before reaching down and grabbing another handful of Meiko's hair and drags the champ to her feet. She gives a small slap to the back before whipping Meiko face first into a corner!]

JI: Yamazaki whipped into that corner and now..

DH: Her highness is picking up speed!

*LEAP*

*CRUSH*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOR MEIKO EEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR! Vertical splash onto Meiko's back in that corner!

DH: Yamazaki was a fool to take this match while not healthy, Jose! Her back will be completely destroyed before it is over!

[Meiko curls up in almost a fetal position as she cries from the pain. The ref asks Yamazaki if she can continue and Meiko sits up and nods that she can. Goblin Queen SNARLS angrily before trying to put her foot through Meiko's back with a VICIOUS stomp and then pulling Meiko up and shoving her face first into the corner. Dutt applauds his charge as she walks away from the corner before spinning around and charging..]

*LEAP*

*STUMBLE*

*CRASH*

[GIANT HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: Goblin Queen went for another Hiroshima Mon Amour but Yamazaki moved out of the way!

DH: More like she stumbled out of the way.

JI: The challenger wiped out in the corner is the point, Diego!

[As the crowd GOES NUTS, Dutt is stunned while Yamazaki leans against the ropes. The champ holds her back and grimaces from the pain as the Goblin Queen staggers out of the corner and her highness does NOT look happy! The challenger charges at Meiko who dodges out of the way and greets her opponent with..]

*SMACK*

[GIANT POP]

JI: Open Handed Palm Strike by Meiko!

[The Goblin Queen reels but snarls as she pushes forward only to eat TWO MORE open handed palm strikes which stagger her back! Yamazaki grits her teeth and cries as she tries to stand up straighter.]

DH: But look, Jose! The champion is hurting herself with every blow she lands!

JI: She can't hold back on these shots because if she holds back it won't be enough force to hurt her opponent!

DH: She will NOT be able to keep this up!

[Yamazaki CRIES out as she begins REALLY unloading with RAPID FIRE OPEN HANDED PALM STRIKES! The blows are BRUTALLY STIFF and Goblin Queen, to Dutt's AGONY, is SERIOUSLY being battered by the blows! The crowd...]

[YOU CAN DO IT MEIKO FIGHT BACK OH MY GOD MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: She's doing it, Diego! She's not out of this fight, yet!

[Goblin Queen stumbles against the ropes from the blows and Meiko grabs her as she bumps off the cables and...]

JI: SHE'S GOING FOR THE DANGEROUS JUDO THROW!

[MASSIVE GROAN OF DESPAIR AND AGONY POP]

DH: SHE CAN NOT DO IT!

[Meiko attempts her Dangerous judo throw but COLLAPSES to her knees, her back giving out, as she is unable to lift her foe! Dutt's face goes from concerned to hopeful and then he full on MARKS OUT as Goblin Queen scrambles and...]

*LEAPS*

*DESTRUCTODOOMTHUD*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEIKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AIEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: Goblin Queen drove BOTH her knees into the back! BRUTAL!

[Meiko rolls around the canvas, crying profusely from the pain. Gordon J. Dutt is RUNNING AROUND AND LEAPING ABOUT as he FULL ON MARKS OUT!]

[WE HATE YOU DISGUSTING MAN BOOS]

[The pink masked official asks Meiko if she wants her to stop the match but Yamazaki shakes her head "NO" through the tears. Uh oh. Her highness of DEATHSTRUCTION doesn't like that as she rushes over and...]

*THUDDD*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: A double knee drop onto Meiko's back!

[The Queen scrambles up and DOES IT AGAIN!]

[WAHHHHHH NOOOOO MEIKO NOOOOOOOOOOO WAHHH POP]

DH: BRUTAL!

[Yamazaki tries to roll away but her back is in so much pain she can't even do that without hurting herself more! Goblin Queen grabs a hold of the champ and drags her away from the ropes before pulling her foe to her feet and scooping her up in her arms with ease and then...]

*CRACKKADOOM*

[HOLY MOLY SHE'S KILLING HER POP]

JI: BRUTAL backbreaker over the Goblin Queen's knee!

DH: And she still has a hold of her!

[Indeed, while she holds the crying Meiko over her knee she does indeed still have the champ in her grasp. Goblin Queen stands up with her foe who is nearly identical to herself in size and weight and to the delight of Dutt... HITS ANOTHER BACKBREAKER OVER THE KNEE!]

[DEAR GOD STOP THIS MATCH EGADS POP]

JI: The referee should think about stopping this match! The Goblin Queen is going to END the career of Meiko Yamazaki if she keeps this up!

DH: Well now we know who to blame for giving her that idea since she is going for another one!

[As the crowd is literally crying out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" the challenger stands up with her opponent in her arms once more and of course... HITS A THIRD BACKBREAKER!]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: She is FINISHED, Jose!

[Her highness of DOOM allows Yamazaki to fall to the canvas where the poor woman writhes and cries in horrible agony! The referee takes a look at Yamazaki and begins motioning that she's going to STOP THE MATCH!]

JI: Yes! The referee should stop this-

DH: OH!

[The official nearly LEAPS OUT OF HER SKIN because the Goblin Queen gets in her face and shakes her head at the official. Gordon J. Dutt chuckles and then advises the referee to not stop the match.]

[SADISTIC EVIL SCUM BAGS MAJOR BOOS]

JI: They're not allowing the referee to stop the match!

DH: You gave them the idea to END her, Jose! Blame yourself for the carnage to come!

[The ref backs off, in fear for her life, and then Goblin Queen returns her attention to her opponent who she pulls up from behind. Yamazaki tries to struggle free but a HEADBUTT to the back drops the champ to her knees. Meiko cries from the pain and then is yanked up to her feet again before being hooked from behind and...]

*THUDD*

[SUPLEX POP]

JI: GERMAN SUPLEX!

DH: She still has a hold of her, Jose!

[Goblin Queen rolls up with Meiko and then...]

*THUDDD*

JI: ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!

DH: Note that she is making sure the back hits the canvas every time, Jose!

[Her highness rolls up to her feet with Yamazaki again and once more...]

*THUDDDDD*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: THREE ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES!

DH: BRUTAL!

[Yamazaki flails around from the pain and Dutt laughs while he MOCKS the champ's flailing about.]

[OH GOD WE DESPISE YOU WITH THE HATE OF TWELVE ANGRY SUNS BOOS]

[Goblin Queen looks down at her opponent with pure disgust and the reaches down and pulls the champion to her feet once more but this time she gets an arm under Yamazaki from behind and then..]

*LIFTS*

[OH NO WE FEAR DEATH AND DOOM IS UPON MEIKO AIEEEEEE POP]

JI: Goblin Queen has Meiko in an Argentine Backbreaker!

DH: Jose! She does NOT use this move for drawing a submission!

[Goblin Queen SNARLS as she beings STOMPING around the ring with the champ upon her shoulders, parading her prey for all to see.]

DH: I... I think some very bad karma is about to befall, Meiko!

JI: No! You... You don't mean..?!

[Goblin Queen's rage grows ENCANDESCENT and she stomps to the middle of the ring and...]

....

*CRACKADEATHDOOMBOOMDESTRUCTIONTHUDDDDD*

[SHE'S KILLED MEIKO AIEEEEEEEEEE TOTAL AGONY AND DESPAIR POP]

JI: OH MY GOD! MADRE Y DIOS! OH MY GOD!

DH: I KNEW IT! SHE DID IT, JOSE! SHE DID IT!

JI: ONI CRUSHER! GOBLIN QUEEN JUST HIT THE BURNING HAMMER ON YAMAZAKI!

DH: Karma, Jose! Karma.

[Meiko is lifeless as Goblin Queen rolls her over and goes for the cover. The referee leaps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

FR: Here is your winner and... NEWWWWWW JPWF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[The crowd is STUNNED and some of the Japanese contingent attending are openly WEEPING. Meanwhile Gordon J. Dutt is SPASTIC AS HE MARKS OUT LIKE A LOON! Fernando hands the referee the pink belt and the referee hands it to Goblin Queen who snatches it away before pushing the belt up into the air and SCREAMING a gutteral bellow of RAGE and VICTORY! Yamazaki lays on the canvas lifeless.]

JI: The Goblin Queen has MADE HISTORY and has WON the JPWF Women's World Championship!

DH: What awful karma to catch up to Yamazaki, Jose.

JI: For those who don't know, what Diego is alluding to is the second JPWF Women's World Title match between Meiko Yamazaki and "Giant Queen" Janet Royal from a Girl Fight show in Puerto Rico where Yamazaki used the Burning Hammer to defeat Royal and retain the title she had won a year before. But in using the move she injured Royal's neck and put her out of action for a few months.

DH: Maybe there is a secret Queen club where Queens vow to get revenge for fellow Queens, Jose!

[Medics rush to the ring and along with the referee they work on reviving Yamazaki. Meanwhile Gordon J. Dutt is SPAZZING OUT as he celebrates his charge's big title win and the Goblin Queen just sneers and snarls victoriously.]

JI: It looks like Meiko is coming to.

DH: Between her back and her neck she may not WANT to come to!

[Yamazaki IS in TREMENDOUS pain as the medics tend to her. Dutt notices Meiko coming to and whispers something to the NEW champion. The Goblin Queen actually SMILES before nodding her head. Dutt walks over and gets Meiko's attention.]

[SUPER DIE YOU DISGUSTING MAN YOU BOOS]

JI: Come on, now! What is he up to now! The match is over!

DH: Maybe he is concerned about her health, Jose!

[Meiko looks up with a pained expression at the wretched man who then draws Yamazaki's eyes towards the Goblin Queen who is holding the famous pink belt in her hands and looks ready to RIP IT IN HALF!]

[OH NOOOOOOO AIEEEEEEEEEEE LEGENDARY TITLE BELT DESTRUCTION NOOOOOOOOO PANICK]

JI: NO! SHE'S GONNA' RIP THE PINK BELT IN HALF!

DH: CARAMBA!

[There is such INCREDIBLE pain and grief in Meiko's eyes as she watches helplessly and then...]

[OH YOU SORRY SACK OF POOP BOOS]

[The Goblin Queen tosses the belt onto her shoulder and flashes an EVIL taunting smile while Dutt is LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF at Meiko's suffering!]

JI: COME ON! They were TORMENTING her with the idea of destroying the pink belt!

DH: I will not deny it, Jose. They are malditos for sure.

[Meiko closes her eyes and cries in pain and frustration while Goblin Queen and Gordon J. Dutt climb out of the ring and head to the back with the JPWF Women's World Championship now theirs.]

JI: Malditos or not, the Goblin Queen HAS become the 25th JPWF Women's World Champion! History has been made and is GUARANTEED to happen in our remaining two matches! What a night we are in for, viewers! But first...

[We cut away from the Goblin Queen's triumph and Meiko Yamazaki's tragedy to a Cherry Cola banner set up in a studio somewhere not in el Centro, CA. Standing in front of the banner? Two familiar faces! Stephanie Delacroix, dressed in a cherry colored business suit with a pink blouse, and Pablo O'Connor, dressed in a cherry colored suit with a white shirt and a cherry colored tie. Smiles on their faces and Cherry Colas in their hands!]

POC: Howdy there, viewers! I bet that fight sure got you thirsty, eh?

[Delacroix flashes a HUGE smile.]

SD: Well we know what will quench that thirst!

[They both hold up their bottles of Cherry Colas.]

Together: CHERRY COLA!

[They both take a drink from their bottles and then..]

Together: IT'S THE BEST!

*WINK*

[Delacroix winks and Pablo flashes a grin and then we fade to a new scene.]

[The scene opens on a large, magnificent mural. Luchadors of every mask and face paint color are vividly portrayed fighting against one another. Good versus evil. Rudo versus technico. Angels versus demons. To any lucha fan, it would bring a tear to their eye.]

Cloaked Female: [Humming]

[We may not see if she is crying, but this cloaked figure runs her gloved hand along the wall, admiring the work, taking in the history and metaphor. As the camera looks closer, we can see this woman to be one of The Elements, "The Beautiful Master" aka Lady Warhawk.]

Cloaked Female: [Humming]

[A door opens in the distance. With great reflex, she spins to see who enters. Her anxiety is high but her shoulders slump and her breath escapes. She sees a fellow member of The Elements come her way, though not the one she was expecting.]

Gloria Butler: Any sign?

[The fire haired powerhouse seems to share the same level of anxiety. Her shoulders slump as well upon Warhawk shaking her head.]

Lady Warhawk: I have not moved from this mural. Good as Tesla is, there is no way she could have gotten around me.

Gloria Butler: The west side is completely locked down. There's no way she'll get in there.

[A door opens again. Butler and Warhawk spin with anticipation but are let down as the youngest member of The Elements appears.]

Rachael "RC" Carlisle: Nothing on the west side.

Gloria Butler: There's no way Tesla will get in except through here.

Lady Warhawk: Perhaps, we underestimate her. Given her rage, Tesla would find a way if she had to.

Gloria Butler: Yes, she has the skill but... you've known her the longest. What is she likely to do?

Lady Warhawk: In her current state of anger, she will charge the Goblin Queen head on. The Queen hasn't just insulted the MBC and tradition. She has insulted Tesla's family, her very religion.

RC: Does Tesla always get like this?

Lady Warhawk: Tesla is quick to anger, yes. But this? This is different. This is the kind of rage that has broken through Tesla’s carefully built walls of control.

RC: Murder-Death-Kill?

Gloria Butler: "Demolition Man"?

RC: Love that movie.

[Down the way, a door doesn't just open, it is blown apart. The three Elements turns to see the afore mentioned Tesla St. James. The lights behind her all carry a red hue. Or is that a demon aura reflecting her state of mind?]

Lady Warhawk: She's here.

[Warhawk is the first to advance...]

Lady Warhawk: Tesla...

[...but "Red Irish" walks on by.]

Lady Warhawk: Tesla!

[RC steps up to speak with Tesla but in fear of getting run over by her mentor, she backs away. This leaves only Gloria in the redhead's path.]

Gloria Butler: You need to stop.

Tesla St. James: You need to get out of my way.

Gloria Butler: I know you're angry...

Tesla St. James: Angry? _Angry_? That is just the TIP of the iceberg.

Gloria Butler: You can't take the Queen on like this. Trust me, I've faced her before. This is not the right approach.

Tesla St. James: I will hammer her into a thousand pieces!

Gloria Butler: Look at me! She'll only destroy you! As good as you are, in this shape she'll pick you off before you even get a punch in.

[Tesla closes her eyes, takes a deep breath and tries to engage her logical side.]

Tesla St. James: And what do you suggest I do?

Gloria Butler: The Elements are a single unit? Yes?

Tesla St. James: Aye.

Gloria Butler: Then let us gameplan for the Queen and topple her kingdom.

[Fade to a locker room, backstage inside the VL Arena. Rey Diablo Loco, dressed in a green "Viva Lucha" hoodie with a white shirt underneath and washed out blue jeans, sits on a bench, a frown seen on his face since his mask leaves his mouth and chin exposed.]

RDL: Tonight is the biggest night of this promotion and I was so close. SOOO close to being in that main event!

[He shakes his head then turns to his side.]

RDL: I can not believe I lost to that English cabron!

"BAAAHHH"

[We pan to the left of Loco to reveal the masked Canadian fighter, The Kid, hanging his head sadly with a granola bar in his hands. Both masked men shake their heads.]

RDL: Amigo, I have headlined many places in my career. I have had famous matches in Mexico, in Japan... All the championships I have held around the world... Two decades in this sport and I realize that the window of my opportunities is most likely closing.. So to miss out on a chance like this...

[Loco shakes his head even more. The Kid lifts up the granola bar to bite it but shakes his head and drops it on the floor, too depressed to eat. He shakes his head.]

TK: (sadly) Baaaahhhh.

[Both masked men stare at the floor when suddenly... From the right emerges the masked Casanova, Masked Maniac.]

MM: My Masked Bro's. I could feel your pain from across the locker room. A connection that only a Mask Bro could feel.

[Masked Maniac grabs his heart, sympathizing with his Masked friends.]

MM: Don't feel so down, my masked amigo.   We all lose from time to time.   It's not about how hard we fall, it's about how we get up that matters.  Or something like that.

[Masked Maniac nods energetically.]

MM: After all you are a MASK BRO!   Do you know what that means?  

[Before anyone can respond ... Masked Maniac continues with excitement.]

MM: AMIGOS ... I know what you need.  I know what will cheer you up.  I know what will get you out of that slump.  You need a slump buster, SOME HOES FOR MY MASKED BROS!  

[Masked Maniac waves for his masked friends to follow him as Loco looks in the direction that Maniac walked off in and throws his hands up in the air.]

[Loco looks in the direction that Maniac walked off in and throws his hands up in the air.]

RDL: BUT I AM A MARRIED MAN! I DO NOT WANT A HO!

[Loco sighs, shrugs his shoulders and then turns to the Kid.]

RDL: What am I worried about? There is no way any woman goes with him.

[The Kid nods and we cut back to the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a THREE WAY TRIOS TORNADO MATCH with... NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!

[HUGE POP]

FR: And is for... the VIVA LUCHA TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIPS!

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS POP]

[Music erupts over the PA, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4 ), and the crowd SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF THE VL ARENA WITH BOOS!]

FR: Introducing first.. The tag team of HECHO EN MEXICO and the KING OF ALL ROBOTS... NOT OK BOSS.... Here are.. THE ROBOT KINGDOM!

[As fans rain THE LOUDEST BOOS THEY CAN MUSTER down upon them, the robot themed trio makes their way to the ring. Hecho en Mexico are in their standard metallic silver and gray masks and outfits while their leader, Not OK Boss, is in his metallic black and dark gray mask and costume with Robot King's crown upon his masked head. Not OK Boss looks at the booing fans and CACKLES in reply.]

JI: Welcome back everyone and we aren't wasting any time tonight! This next match will crown our first ever Trios Champions here in Viva Lucha and the rules of this match...

DH: It has never been done before, Jose!

JI: I can't recall ever hearing of a three way tornado rules trios match!

DH: With NO disqualifications!

JI: The CHAOS and insanity we are about to witness...

[The Robot Kingdom climb into the ring and Not OK Boss strikes a royalty pose in the middle of the ring and the fans...]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: One shudders to think what Not OK Boss will do tonight. He has been responsible for some of the most heinous acts we have ever witnessed down in Mexico. From All Star Lucha Libre to Tradicion Lucha Libre where he is still, nearly four years running now, the Mexican National Light Heavyweight Champion.

DH: We know he likes to hand out el martinetes, Jose. We have seen him do it in ASLL, TLL and even HERE!

JI: Indeed, he hit one on Manuel Ramirez on our second ever episode of Viva Lucha.

[Not OK Boss cackles through his mask as the music fades and new music, (this music: https://youtu.be/1MSAjN2Iki8 ), plays out and the crowd... Did I say they BOOED as loud as they could earlier? Heh...]

[LOUDEST EVER BOOING IN EL CENTRO OF ALL TIMES ENSUES]

FR: Their opponents... Led to the ring by MARY SUE.. Here are... PROFESSOR WHERE! JOHN MAVERICK JR! and MIGUEL VILLA LOBOS! Here are... THE HUMAN RACE!

[Mary Sue, dressed in tight blue jeans, a white blouse and a denim jacket, flashes a confident smile as she walks next to an African-American man who is in great athletic shape and wears black tights with a purple jacket and black ring boots (and us readers know he is the new Professor Where). Standing a bit apart from them are John Maverick Jr in his red, white and blue gear and Miguel Villa Lobos, dressed in red, white and green gear. They seem unsure of the new Professor.]

JI: Ah... Hmm...

DH: Jose, is that the guy in the purple jacket we saw two episodes ago?!

JI: It is but...

[We hear the rustling of papers.]

JI: Apparently... That is... Professor Where?!

DH: Que?! That is not Professor Where!

JI: Si! I know!

DH: Where was a white guy with gray hair. We saw him get DESTROYED at the hands of Fury, remember?

JI: Of course I remember, Diego, but... This is the NEW Professor Where!

[Mary Sue and Professor Where give thumbs up to their team mates as they climb into the ring and the crowd...]

Crowd: DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE!

DH: How can there be a NEW Professor Where?! Is it like a... gimmick that people can take over?

JI: Maybe! That's the only explanation that makes sense.

DH: I wonder if he is as terrible a fighter as the other one.

Crowd: DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE! DIE HUMANS DIE!

[Miguel Villa Lobos has a slightly frightened look on his face as he looks out at the crowd. Meanwhile Mary and Where huddle with Maverick Jr and Not OK Boss cackles as he leans against the corner opposing them.]

JI: One thing is for certain... This crow is about to lose their minds.

DH: Si.

[The music fades out and new music starts, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), plays over the PA and the crowd....]

[HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THE VOLUME HAS NEVER BEEN THIS LOUD OR CRAZY INSIDE THE VL ARENA LOUDEST EVER POP YOU CAN IMAGINE WITH MIND EXPLOSIONS AND SUPER DUPER OMEGA SUPREME VOLCANO ROCK N ROLL ERUPTIONS GIANT MASSIVE SUPER NOVA SIZED POP]

FR: And their opponents... The tag team of CY-FORCE and... The KING OF THE CYBORGS.... CYBORG KING!

[POP SO LOUD YOU'RE BEING BLOWN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR BY THE FORCE OF IT EVEN THROUGH YOUR TV SETS OR DEVICE OR WHATEVER YOU ARE WATCHING THIS AT HOME FROM BECAUSE IT'S SO MASSIVELY RIDICULOUSLY OVER THE TOP CRAZY AMAZING GIANT POP as Cyborg King, with face paint and silver and gold colored gear and a crown of wires and circuit boards, makes his way to the ring with his minions behind him.]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

JI: A war that started in Mexico and lead to one of the biggest apuestas matches in recent history has carried on here in Viva Lucha. In some ways it all started in December of 2011 when Mascara de Oro defeated Robot King for his mask in ASLL. One year later, December of 2012, Not OK Boss not only defeated Oro for his mask but claimed the crown to become the new King of the Robots.

[Cyborg King leans against the guard railing and raises his hands in the air and fans LOSE THEIR SHIT GOING FUCKING OUT OF THEIR MINDS NUTS FOR THIS!]

JI: Then in 2013 when TLL began the former Robot King appeared reborn as Cyborg King and began a way against Not OK Boss and Miguel Villa Lobos, formerly Mascara de Oro. This built up to the three way apuestas match in December of 2013 that saw Not OK Boss pin both Cyborg King and Villa Lobos which forced those two to fight with their hair on the line.

DH: Cyborg King took the hair of Villa Lobos that night, Jose! It was fantastico!

[Cyborg King climbs onto the ring apron and then hops over the ropes and scrambles up the turnbuckles in a corner and raises his arms in the air.]

Crowd: RE-SIS-TANCE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* IS FU-TILE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

JI: Since then these three have amassed armies and battled all the way here to el Centro, California and tonight...

DH: With this crazy tornado trios rules thing!

JI: One of these factions will become the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions!

[As the gray masked referee enters the ring the Cyborg Kingdom prepares in their corner, the Human Race prepares in theirs and the Robot Kingdom...]

DH: What is Not OK Boss doing, Jose?

JI: He is sitting on top of the turnbuckles and calling for a microphone.

DH: Hmmm...

[R-Uno gets the microphone away from Fernando and walks it over to the King of all Robots who looks out at the crowd.]

[BIG BOOS]

NOKB: ... Guess what robots have that cyborgs and humans do not?

[Both the Human Race and the Cyborg Kingdom are all ears. A look of dread comes over the faces of Mary Sue and Professor Where.]

NOKB: Heh.. Heh... Heh.... NUMBERS!

[Suddenly, scrambling out from under the ring are two good looking Japanese men dressed in metallic silver gear and two HUGE dudes, one African-American with a Galvatron mask and purple and gray gear, the other a tanned Caucasian with a Star Scream mask and white and red gear, and they scramble into the ring and jump both the Human Race and the Cyborg Kingdom and the official calls for the bell!]

*DING*

********************************************************** Viva Lucha Trios Championship Decision Match: [Tornado & No DQ Rules]

Tecnicos: The Human Race [Miguel Villa Lobos, John Maverick Jr & Professor Where w/ Mary Sue]

vs

Rudos: The Robot Kingdom [Not OK Boss & Hecho en Mexico]

vs

Rudos: The Cyborg Kingdom [Cyborg King & Cy-Force] **********************************************************

[WHAT THE HOO HA IS GOING ON POP]

DH: Who are THOSE two?!

JI: That's the Instruments of Destruction! They've been making waves on the indie scene here in the United States but... They've NEVER been here before OR in Mexico!

DH: I know the Tokyo Drone Army from TLL and two shows ago but these behemoths..?!

[Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7, along with R-Uno, are all over Villa Lobos, Maverick Jr and Professor where in one corner while R-Dos and the two massive members of Instruments of Destruction are taking it to the Cyborg Kingdom.]

[HUGE BOOS]

JI: They change their names every match depending on what Transformers character they are dressed as. I guess tonight they are Galvatron and Starscream but more importantly.. They're ALIGNED with the Robot Kingdom and the robots now have a 7 to 6 advantage over their opponents tonight!

DH: Robots are good with numbers, Jose, and I for one would like to congratulate our future overlords ahead of time on winning the Trios championships.

[Not OK Boss, perched on the top turnbuckle, is cackling like an evil maniac as he watches his plan unfold. The Tokyo Drone Army and R-Uno toss Miguel Villa Lobos, John Maverick Jr and Professor Where out of the ring and follow out after them. While Cyborg King..]

[GIANT POP]

JI: But look, Diego! Cyborg King is fighting back!

[The king of all cyborgs sends the crowd INTO THE HEAVENS WITH BLISS as he fires off chops and forearm smashes on R-Dos but the massive Galvatron gives him a double axe handle to the upper back before returning his attention to stomping away at Cy01. Starscream chokes Cy02 with a boot across the neck. The referee watches everything with wide eyes.]

[BOOS]

DH: That was short lived.

[Not OK Boss' cackle can be heard as we switch to the outside and watch Tetsuyo Mech-7 ram Maverick Jr into a ring post! Kaji Mech-1 is choking Miguel Villa Lobos on the guard railing while R-Uno fires punches at the new Professor Where. Mary Sue looks concerned but only for a moment because Where fires off a knee to the midsection which doubles R-Uno over and then UNLOADS with a right hand that sends half of Hecho en Mexico to the floor!]

JI: But outside the ring the tide is turning for the Human Race!

[Tetsuyo Mech-7 whips Maverick Jr to the guard railing but John leaps onto the railing and springs off with a MOONSAULT!]

[POP]

[Miguel elbows Kaji off of him and then fires a boot to the midsection before grabbing the Japanese robot themed grappler's head and..]

*THUDDD*

[MAJOR BOOS]

JI: What a DDT by Villa Lobos!

DH: You can not cover up these fans hate of Villa Lobos, Jose. Verdad es verdad!

[The fans soon have something to cheer because back in the ring, Cyborg King ducks a wild swing by R-Dos and pops up with...]

*SMACK*

[MASSIVE HUGE POP]

JI: CYBORG UPPERCUT by Cyborg King!

DH: He FLOORED the robot, Jose! Too bad his partners are not doing as well...

[Cy-Force are getting WRECKED by the huge Instruments of Destruction who are unloading hard shots and stomps to the much smaller cyborgs. Cyborg King hears Not OK Boss' cackle then races over and LEAPS onto the back of Galvatron..]

[OH HELL YEAH KICK HIS ROBOT ASS OUR HERO AND SAVIOR AND OVERLORD SUPREME POP]

JI: Cyborg King will not give up!

[We cut to outside the ring where we see Mary Sue pull a chair out from under the ring.]

DH: Forget about that, Jose! What is she doing?!

JI: Mary Sue is setting up a chair outside the ring.

DH: Si, but for what?!

[R-Uno is pulling himself up and then Mary motions to Professor Where he charges, leaps onto the chair and then FLIES through the air and..]

*CRACK*

*THUDDD*

[WOAH POP]

JI: APPARENTLY FOR THAT FLYING KNEESTRIKE BY THIS NEW PROFESSOR WHERE!

[Uno is WIPED OUT by that blow and Where strikes a pose with a big smile for the fans who aren't quite sure who he is but they sure liked that! Meanwhile former FFN Pro Light Heavyweight Champion, John Maverick Jr, and Miguel Villa Lobos are both lighting up the Tokyo Drone Army with chops but the robots drop to their knees at the same time and then...]

*THUDD*

[MALE SYMPATHY POP]

JI: Those were LOW BLOWS by the Tokyo Drone Army!

DH: Which is NOT illegal in this match, Jose!

JI: Indeed it is not. There are no disqualifications and that is very much on display tonight!

[Back inside the ring, we watch Not OK Boss still seated on the turnbuckles, cackling non-stop as he watching Cyborg King trying to trade shots against the large Instruments of Destruction.]

DH: This is not a sound strategy by the king of the cyborgs, Jose.

[The two bigger masked man get the upper hand and are laying into Cyborg King with hard shots.]

[DIE YOU EVIL SCUM ROBOTS DIE BOOS]

JI: They are POWER HOUSES for sure and it probably wasn't good strategy.

[Cy01 charges to assist his king only to eat a big boot by Starscream! R-Dos drops a knee on Cy02 and then Not OK Boss stops cackling for a moment to yell out a series of zeroes and ones and then the Instruments of Destruction reach down and pull up Cyborg King, grab him in a double gutwrench and both men heave him high up into the air and then...]

*SWOOSH*

*THUDDDD*

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T SCREW YOU EVIL ROBOTS THAT'S OUR KING HOW DARE YOU BOOS]

JI: DOUBLE POWERBOMB on Cyborg King in the ring!

DH: The impact was INCREDIBLE, Jose!

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

JI: This crowd is really letting the Robot Kingdom know what they think of their underhanded tactics tonight!

DH: Underhanded?! There are NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, Jose!

JI: Yes but it is supposed to be three teams consisting of three members fighting in a trios tornado match!

DH: With no disqualifications, Jose. That means that if one of those teams has a robot monarch in charge and he has other robots to call upon he can use them as he sees fit because... NO DQ!

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

[Not OK Boss looks at the crowd and laughs HARDER and then starts mocking them by pretending to cry and then laughing even more.]

[OH MY GOD WE HATE YOU EVIL ROBOT KING DIE MALDITO DIE BOOS]

[We cut to outside the ring and Professor Where starts to climb on the ring apron when Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7 yank him off the apron and begin throwing hard stiff strikes on him.]

JI: The Tokyo Drone Army are laying in those strikes on this new Professor Where!

DH: I am still confused, Jose. How can we have a new Professor Where?

JI: No se! We just do for some reason!

[The Tokyo Drone Army drag Professor Where with them as they start walking up the entrance ramp and away from the ring.]

DH: He did take the worst beating I have ever seen a man take against Fury.

JI: Si. Perhaps he was forced to retire from his injuries.

DH: I would not doubt it!

[The two Japanese fighters take Where to the top of the entrance ramp and they set him up for...]

*KLANGGGG*

*THUDDDD*

[YIKES POP]

DH: And maybe THIS Professor Where will be retired soon too!

JI: DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX by the Tokyo Drone Army onto the entrance ramp!

DH: His body SPLAT on that metal, Jose!

[Where grimaces in pain and Mary Sue is quite alarmed by that move but then Miguel Villa Lobos and John Maverick Jr sprint past her and...]

*LEAP*

[POP]

JI: BUT HERE COMES THE HUMAN RACE! Villa Lobos and Maverick Jr are all over the Tokyo Drone Army!

[The four men trade hard shots back and forth and Mary Sue takes this moment to run past them and tend to Professor Where. Miguel and John have the Japanese androids reeling when R-Uno comes racing up the entrance ramp and attacks Maverick Jr from behind with a high knee to the back!]

JI: But the numbers game is benefitting the robots once again! It's not fair!

DH: It is fair, Jose. No-

JI: I get it, Diego. No disqualification.

DH: But it is the truth, Jose! All of this is fair game under the rules of the match!

[In the ring the Instruments of Destruction do a DOUBLE GORILL PRESS on Cy01 and as Not OK Boss cackles in the background they rush to the ropes and..]

*TOSS*

*CRASHHHH*

*THUDDD*

[RUN FOR YOUR LIVES HOLY MOLY THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! The Instruments of Destruction just THREW Cy01 from the ring and INTO THE CROWD!

DH: CARAMBA, Jose! The fans ran out of the way and he wiped out a bunch of seats!

[Fans are holding their heads in SHOCK at the narrow miss of catastrophe! Not OK Boss nearly FALLS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES.. because he is laughing SO HARD while R-Dos rolls out of the ring and Galvatron and Starscream yank Cy02 to his feet.]

JI: The Instruments of Destruction have a hold of Cy02 now and... Oh no! DEAR GOD!

*LIFT*

*CRUNCHATHUDDDADOOOM*

[HOLY CYBORG DESTRUCTION MOLY POP]

DH: WOW!

JI: They POWERBOMBED him into the turnbuckles!

[Cy02 rolls under the ropes and out of the ring and convulses on the floor outside while R-Dos begins pulling something out from under the ring...]

[OH THE CARNAGE IS ABOUT TO GO UP POP]

JI: What's this?! A TABLE?!!

DH: Oh, Jose. The Robot Kingdom are not out to just win this match and become the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions... They are here to END their rivals and END the war once and for all!

[R-Dos sets up the table while in the ring the Instruments of Destruction pull Cyborg King to his feet..]

[DON'T YOU DARE DO WHAT YOU ARE PLANNING TO DO TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR CYBORG KING BOOS]

JI: Oh no!

[With Not OK Boss cackling in the background the Instruments of Destruction begin to set up Cyborg King for another double powerbomb but Cyborg King struggles free of their grasp and begins firing open handed chops and forearm smashes!]

[YES YES YES HOLY MOLY FIGHT BACK YES OUR SOVEREIGN FIGHT BACK POP]

JI: BUT LOOK! The King of the Cyborgs is FIGHTING BACK!

[Galvatron is STAGGERED by a shot that lands flush on his masked jaw and Starscream eats a STIFF elbow to the side of the face and then..]

*SMACK*

[OHHH WE HATE YOU DIE YOU ROBOT SCUM DIE YOU BASTARDS DIE BOOS]

DH: Numbers, Jose.

JI: R-Dos slid back in and nailed Cyborg King from behind!

DH: This story is going to play out time and time again tonight, Jose! The Robots have the numbers and they are going to end this war by ending their rivals.

[As Instruments of Destruction and R-Dos stomp away at the Cyborg King the crowd...]

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

[Which draws a HEARTY evil laugh from the king of all robots, seated on his turnbuckle perch watching his evil plans unfold around him. Elsewhere, the Tokyo Drone Army have John Maverick Jr on their shoulders and they charge at a wall at the top of the entrance ramp stage and ...]

*KLANGGG*

JI: They just rammed Maverick Jr face first into that wall!

DH: You think that is bad, Jose? Well look what R-Uno is planning for Villa Lobos!

[R-Uno drags the former Mascara de Oro to the edge of the entrance ramp stage and is looking to THROW Miguel off the ramp and into the crowd below! Fans are of course starting to clear out of that area after what happened to the Cy-Force member earlier.]

JI: No! Don't do it! DON'T DO IT!

[R-Uno tries to toss Villa Lobos but he blocks it and breaks free and begins firing off RAPID FIRE chops to the chest! Villa Lobos pushes his opponent back and both of them away from the edge of the ramp, which allows fans to start trickling back to that area.]

JI: Miguel Villa Lobos has saved himself from sure disaster there!

DH: For how long, Jose?

[Almost as if he can hear Diego's commentary, R-Uno reaches out and grabs Villa Lobos' face and RAKES his eyes! Miguel staggers back, holding his face from the cheap trick. R-Uno steps back and then begins to charge at Villa Lobos when...]

*TRIP*

[POP]

JI: OH! Professor Where got a foot to R-Uno and has tripped him!

DH: Those fans better watch out!

[R-Uno stumbles from the trip and Villa Lobos hooks an arm under the robot and then heaves him up into the air and...]

*TOSS*

*FALL*

*CRASSHHACRACKAKOWWWABOOOMMMMMM*

[HOLY FUCKING GUACAMOLE RAVIOLI MOLY MIND EXPLOSION ROBOT DEATH POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! VILLA LOBOS HIP TOSSED R-UNO OFF THE STAGE AND INTO THE CROWD BELOW!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Fans have ONCE AGAIN narrowily averted disaster as they fled just in time and the poor robot crashed on the seats below!]

Crowd: ONE ROBOT DEAD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SIX MORE TO GO! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Villa Lobos catches his bearings and smiles at the crowd, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, not wishing his demise. But the moment is short lived because the Tokyo Drone Army jump him from behind! Meanwhile at ringside, Galvatron has Cy02 and tosses him face first into a ring post! Elsewhere outside the squared circle, Starscream has Cy01 over his shoulder and hits a running POWERSLAM on the floor outside! And in the ring, R-Dos is choking Cyborg King with his boot while the referee watches with a somewhat frightened look and Not OK Boss cackles!]

[WE'RE SO SICK OF YOUR FUCKING CACKLING YOU NO GOOD EVIL ROBOT FIEND BOOS]

JI: The accursed numbers keep giving the Robot Kingdom the advantage in this match!

DH: I told you, Jose, it will just keep playing out again and again! We are watching the prolonged execution of the Cyborg Kingdom and the Human Race tonight!

[R-Dos gets a few stomps in on Cyborg King and then heads to the turnbuckles. He climbs to the top then salutes his king, Not OK Boss, before leaping off the top...]

*THUDDD*

[OHMYGODYESYESYESYESMARKOUTMANIAPOP]

JI: OH! Cyborg King MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!

DH: Caramba!

[With the crowd LOSING THEIR MINDS, Cyborg King hops up to his feet and quickly yanks R-Dos to his feet before scooping him up and...]

*CRACKATHUNDERDOOOM*

[LEAPING INTO THE AIR SUPER HERO MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: CYBORG DRIVER!

DH: He PLANTED him!

Crowd: TWO ROBOTS DEAD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* FIVE MORE TO GO! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Cyborg King rises to his feet and points at Not OK Boss, seated on the turnbuckles.]

[YES FUCKING DESTROY THE ROBOT SCUM BAG AND END THAT CACKLING POP]

*THUDDD*

[NOOOOO FUCK YOU SORRY TRANSFORMER MUSCLEHEAD MOTHER FUCKERS BOOS]

JI: Instruments of Destruction from behind!

DH: Not even the king of the cyborgs can stand up to the numbers, Jose!

[Galvatron and Starscream take to stomping away at Cyborg King while Not OK Boss laughs his evil robot ass off.]

[OH WE CAN'T WAIT TIL YOU GET YOURS YOU SCUM BAG ROBOT BASTARD BOOS]

[Back at the top of the entrance ramp, Kaji Mech-1 and Tetsuyo Mech-7 are getting lit up via chops and strikes from Villa Lobos and Professor Where! Kaji Mech-1 has enough of it and goes for the face of Miguel.]

JI: A rake to the eyes by Kaji Mech-1 and.. LOOK OUT!

[Tetsuyo Mech-7 goes to kick Professor Where in the groin..]

*LEAP*

[WOAH POP]

DH: The new Professor Where leaped away from the low blow!

*LEAP*

*CRACKAKOWWW*

[HOLY STIFF KICK UPSIDE THE HEAD POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: WHAT A LEAPING HIGH KICK BY THE NEW PROFESSOR WHERE! He FLOORED Tetsuyo Mech-7!

DH: This new Professor Where fights WAY better than the old one, Jose! Maybe he can teach Villa Lobos some moves because he is about to be put out of commission!

[Kaji Mech-1 sets up the former Mascara de Oro for a piledriver but Villa Lobos struggles back down and then...]

*HEAVE*

*THUDDAKLANGACRACKAKOW*

[SPLAT ON THE RAMP POP]

JI: BACK DROP ONTO THE RAMP! Villa Lobos saved himself from disaster again!

DH: That is great, Jose, but... What is she doing?

[Mary Sue runs back to ringside and grabs the chair she had used earlier before heading back up the ramp.]

JI: I have no idea, Jose!

[Meanwhile in the ring, the Instruments of Destruction are stomping away at Cyborg King much to the chagrin of the cyborg loving fans inside the VL Arena. They pull the monarch up to his feet and heave him up into the air and head towards a corner and..]

*BOOMCRACKADOOMTHUDD*

[AIEEEEE NOOOOO OUR CYBORG KING HOW DARE YOU DO THIS YOU ROBOT SCUM BASTARDS BOOS]

JI: DOUBLE POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES ON CYBORG KING!

DH: He may be FINISHED, Jose!

[Not OK Boss looks out at the angry fans and MOCKS them once again which draws..]

Crowd: DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE! DIE ROBOTS DIE!

DH: I do not think the chanting is helping their hero out much.

JI: Not with the numbers in the Robot Kingdom's favor!

[Up the entrance ramp, Villa Lobos watches the trouble that his eternal rival, Cyborg King, is in and gets a very concerned look on his face.]

DH: I think Villa Lobos is realizing that it could be over for Cyborg King too.

JI: This match is not an elimination match like our main event is. It only takes one pin or submission for a team to claim the championships tonight. If Cyborg King is pinned now...

[Miguel starts making his way to the ring but a dazed Kaji Mech-1 runs out in front of him and stands in his way. The two stare off for a few moments while Mary Sue sets up her chair behind Villa Lobos and then...]

Mary Sue: MIGUEL! DUCK!

DH: What the?!

[Villa Lobos hears and then he ducks and...]

*LEAPS*

*SMACKACRACKABOOM*

[HOLY MOLY THIS NEW PROFESSOR WHERE KICKS MAJOR BUTT POP]

JI: PROFESSOR WHERE WITH A FLYING KNEE STRIKE!!!

DH: CARAMBA!!!

[Yes. Where leaped off the chair and over Lobos and hit a FLYING KNEE on Kaji Mech-1. Miguel smiles and flashes a thumbs up to Where and Mary Sue before SPRINTING towards the ring!]

[WHAT POP]

JI: Villa Lobos is heading to the ring!

DH: Will he make it in time?!

[Instruments of Destruction are preparing to hit another Double Powerbomb on Cyborg King when Miguel slides under the ropes and into the ring!]

[WHAT IS GOING ON POP]

[Villa Lobos rushes over and NAILS Starscream with a dropkick!]

[HE'S SAVING CYBORG KING WHAT IS HAPPENING POP]

JI: Villa Lobos is SAVING Cyborg King!

DH: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, JOSE?!

[Galvatron lets go of the Cyborg monarch and goes for a wild clothesline on Villa Lobos but the former Mascara de Oro dodges the blow and grabs Cyborg King and pulls him to his feet. Both long time rivals look into each other's eyes with looks of surprise. Galvatron helps Starscream up and then stare across the ring at the unlikely duo.]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING COULD IT BE HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: This is something I never thought I would EVER see in my life! Miguel Villa Lobos and Cyborg King are standing side by side in the ring!

DH: You are not suggesting they will actually team up, are you?!

JI: It.. It seems unlikely. They are on different teams in this match and they have both had one of the longest rivalries in the history of lucha libre that has lasted over two decades.

[Cyborg King and Villa Lobos stare at the two behemoths across from them then they look over at Not OK Boss cackling on his perch and then they look at each other and.... THEY NOD THEIR HEADS?!!]

[YOU DON'T MEAN DO YOU MEAN OH MY GOD DOES IT MEAN POP]

[And suddenly.. CYBORG KING AND MIGUEL VILLA LOBOS CHARGE ACROSS THE RING AT THEIR FOES TOGETHER!]

[MIND EXPLOSIONS NO WAY THIS IS REALITY SUPER DUPER TO THE TOP OF THE MOON AND BEYOND INFINITE MARK OUT THE F-BOMB MANIA GIANT POP]

Jose & Diego Together: CARAMBA!!!

[As the crowd COMES COMPLETELY UNGLUED LOSING THEIR SHIT, Cyborg King and Villa Lobos dodge blows by the Instruments of Destruction and bounce off the ropes and catch their foes with STEREO DROPKICKS!]

[OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING INCREDIBLE SHAKE THE RAFTERS POP]

JI: INCREDIBLE!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Galvatron and Starscream bounce off the ropes from the dropkicks and then charge again but Miguel lands a LOW DROPKICK to the knees of Starscream, sending him tumbling down! While Cyborg King...]

*LEAP*

*SMACKATHUDD*

[CYBORG LOVE SUPER DUPER OMEGA SUPREME MASSIVE POP]

JI: CYBORG PUNCH!

DH: He DECKED him!

[The fans are TOTALLY GOING NUTS while Cyborg King and Villa Lobos pull Starscream to his feet and then grab him from behind and...]

*DOUBLE LIFT*

[NO WAY FRIGGING DOUBLE TEAM STUFF FROM THESE TWO NOW POP]

JI: THEY'RE LIFTING STARSCREAM UP INTO THE AIR!

DH: They are also heading to the ropes!

[They charge to the ropes and... ]

*TOSS*

*THUDDDDADOOOMMMM*

[FLYING TO THE SKY SHINING GUNDAM ANIME THEME SONG SUPER DUPER DOUBLE TEAM DREAM POP]

JI: THEY TOSSED STARSCREAM OUT OF THE RING!

DH: CARAMBA!

[As Galvatron pulls himself up to his feet by the ropes, Villa Lobos and Cyborg King nod at each other again before charging across the ring and...]

*BLAST*

*TUMBLE*

*THUDDDDADOOOMMMM*

[MORE DREAM DOUBLE TEAM MOVES GUITAR SOLO EXPLOSION POP]

JI: DOUBLE DROPKICK sends Galvatron over the ropes to the floor outside!

DH: This is UNREAL, Jose! It is... IMPOSSIBLE!

JI: No, Diego... IT IS TOTALLY REAL AND WE'RE SEEING IT BEFORE OUR EYES!

Jose & Diego Together: CARAMBAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[As Jose and Diego MARK OUT like kids for seeing something no one would EVER have imagined possible, Cyborg King and Miguel Villa Lobos pull themselves up and then turn very angry eyes towards Not OK Boss, all alone seated on the turnbuckles.]

[FINALLY GOING TO SHUT UP THAT CACKLING ROBOT SCUM BAG BASTARD THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVERY POP]

JI: Not OK Boss and the Robot Kingdom have enjoyed a numbers advantage but now it appears to be EVENED up and it is down to where it all began!

DH: The heads of the Cyborgs, Robots and Humans!

[Not OK Boss, still cackling, hops down off the turnbuckles and stretches out a bit, pops his knuckles and then... motions for his opponents to bring it. And in one incredible moment... Cyborg King and Miguel Villa Lobos rush over and... THEY BEGIN UNLOADING PUNCHES AND STRIKES ON THE KING OF ALL ROBOTS WHO FIRES BACK AT THEM!]

[WE CAN NOT CONTAIN THIS AMOUNT OF MARK OUT MANIA MIND EXPLOSION AWESOME SAUCE HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SO FAR AWAY ROCK N ROLL FOREVER POP]

Jose & Diego Together: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Not OK Boss is being ROCKED by the DOUBLE ASSAULT of strikes from his rivals and staggers back and Cyborg King and Villa Lobos grab him and whip him off the ropes. The two eternal rivals grab each other's hand and charge for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE...]

*DUCK*

*GRAB*

*THUDDD*

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT WHAT WHAT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: WOW! Not OK Boss ducked the double clothesline and hooked Villa Lobos and hit a SLING BLADE!

DH: Incredible!

[As Not OK Boss gets to his feet he eats a BOOT to the chest by Cyborg King which sends him stumbling into a corner! The king of the cyborgs charges forward and leaps into the air...]

*CATCH*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DREAD POP]

JI: Not OK Boss CAUGHT Cyborg King!

*SPIN*

[The King of all Robots spins away from the corner, with Cyborg King in his clutches, before...]

*TOSS*

*THUDDDD*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEE EVIL ROBOT SCUM BAG HEAD DROPPING BASTARD BOOS]

JI: OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!

DH: If Roy Harper was here he would be so happy... SUCK IT HARPER!

[The crowd is MAJORLY BUMMED at this turn of events after being in SUPER BLISS and it's made all the worse as Not OK Boss looks down at his two rivals laid out on the canvas and begins his EVIL cackling once again!]

[WHY WON'T YOU EXPLODE AND DIE AND BURN IN FIRE YOU EVIL SCUM BAG ROBOT BOOS]

[At the top of the entrance ramp, Maverick Jr and Where send the Tokyo Drone Army sprawling via double dropkicks! Mary Sue clutches that chair as she watches not what her charge is up to but what is happening in the ring. Back inside the ring Not OK Boss pulls Villa Lobos to his feet and hooks him from behind and...]

*TOSS*

*CRUNCHATHUDDD*

[BRUTAL FRICKING HEAD DROP POP]

JI: WHAT A HALF NELSON SUPLEX!

DH: This makes me so happy to see such quality head dropping and know that Roy Harper can not see any of it.

[Villa Lobos convulses on the canvas while Cyborg King scrambles to his feet and up the nearest turnbuckles and he FLIES through the air!]

*LEAP*

*THUDD* *THUDD*

*BOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: ONE TWO ROBOT PUNCH BY NOT OK BOSS!

DH: The cruelty of having the move you innovated used against you.

[Not OK Boss cackles for a moment then pulls up a DAZED Villa Lobos before scooping him up and...]

*CRACKATHUNDERDOOOMTHUDDD*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! Not OK Boss just hit the ROBOT DRIVER on Villa Lobos!

DH: The Robots ARE going to win it, Jose!

[As the crowd REELS in SHOCK at what is unfolding, Mary Sue alerts Professor Where to what is happening in the ring. Maverick Jr kicks at Kacji Mech-1 before motioning for Where to go help their partner and with that.. Where SPRINTS for the ring with Mary Sue, chair in hand, following behind him!]

JI: OH! But here comes Professor Where!

DH: Woah!

[As the King of all Robots begins pulling Cyborg King to his feet the new Professor Where slides into the ring and LEAPS into the air and nails a HIGH KNEE on Not OK Boss!]

[WOAH THE NEW KICK ASS PROFESSOR WHERE ATTACKING THE ROBOT SCUM POP]

JI: AND HE'S TAKING IT TO NOT OK BOSS!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Not OK Boss stumbles from the blow but then begins cackling again. Where makes for another strike of some kind when the King of all Robots surprises him with a BURST of speed and...]

*BLASSSTTTT*

*SMACKACKOWWW*

*THUDDDD*

[HOLY STIFFNESS MOLY POP]

DH: WOW!

JI: What a ROARING ELBOW by Not OK Boss!

DH: He BLASTED him with it, Jose!

[Mary Sue is STUNNED outside the ring at the sight of Where floored by the blow. Meanwhile in the ring Cyborg King gets to his feet and starts to charge when ... ]

*THRUSH*

*SMACKAKOWW*

[AEIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: SAVATE KICK by Not OK Boss!

DH: He caught him FLUSH, Jose!

[Cyborg King staggers into the ropes, dazed and loopy from the kick. But the fans...]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORNG KING!

JI: Listen to these fans, Diego!

DH: Hard NOT to hear them, Jose! My ears will be RINGING when this night is over!

[Cyborg King hears the fans and tries to muster up a fight but eats a HARD elbow before being scooped up in the arms of the King of All Robots, who stops and looks out at the fans...]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

[Not OK Boss listens for a moment before...]

*HEAVE*

*BOOMSHOCKALOCKABOOM*

*THUDDD*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: NOT OK DRIVER! He just PLANTED Cyborg King with the NOT OK DRIVER!

DH: That has to be it, Jose! IT IS OVER! THE ROBOTS SHALL RULE US!

[WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE LIKE A DALEK BLOWING UP FROM SOMETHING YOU SCUMB BAG BOT BOOS]

[Not OK Boss looks over at the masked official who is still a bit frightened by what he has been watching and then he throws his head back as he stands up and over the fallen bodies of Villa Lobos and Cyborg King.]

NOKB: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU BOOS]

JI: The Robot Kingdom have enjoyed every advantage in this match but one has to wonder if this hubris of not going for the pin will come back to haunt them!

DH: Maybe, YOW!

[The crowd ERUPTS IN CHEERS as Professor Where is back on his feet and attacking the King of all Robots!]

JI: Professor Where is up and ALL OVER Not OK Boss!

DH: I am not sure if this is smart or foolish yet.

[Mary Sue at ringside watches with a mix of excitement and concern as Where unloads with strikes on Not OK Boss. The king of all robots takes the blows for some moments before..]

*SMACKACRACKAKOWW*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: What a HEADBUTT by Not OK Boss!

DH: It was foolish after all!

[Where is REELING from the headbutt and then he is grabbed from behind and...]

*TOSS*

*THUDDADOOOM*

[OH THAT WAS F-ING BRUTAL HEAD DROP POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! What an ONI-PLEX by Not OK Boss!

DH: He is pulling out Tamashi Oni moves now?! THE ROBOTS CAN DO ANYTHING AIEEEEEEE!

[Professor Where is in a BAD way after that drop on his head from the half nelson, half tiger suplex and Mary Sue is WAAAYYY concerned now! Especially with Not OK Boss cackling and stalking slowly up to her charge!]

JI: I don't like the body language I'm seeing from Not OK Boss...

DH: Robot movements are kind of creepy.

JI: No, I mean.. There are bad intentions in his movements.

DH: There is nothing BUT bad intentions in everything he does, Jose!

[Suddenly Not OK Boss quickly reaches down and pulls Professor Where up to his feet before scooping him up and...]

[OH MY GOD NOT THIS NOT LUCHA LIBRE DEATH OH NO SHOCK POP]

JI: NO! HE'S SETTING UP FOR EL MARTINETE!

DH: Adios, new Professor Where!

[A look of total PANIC comes over Mary Sue and without thinking she scrambles into the ring..]

DH: What the?!

JI: Mary Sue! She's..

[Chair in hand, Mary charges behind the king of all robots and lifts the chair into the air and...]

*CRACK*

[OH MY HOLY MOLY IS THIS HAPPENING WOAH POP]

JI: SHE HIT NOT OK BOSS WITH THE CHAIR!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Not OK Boss releases Where and then slowly turns around and points his visor eyes towards the now frightened Mary Sue!]

JI: Oh no... This is not good.

DH: Yikes!

[Not OK Boss begins CACKLING once again as he takes slow steps towards the trembling Mary Sue. Her eyes are first wide with shock but the more he cackles her eyes change. An ANGER comes over them and she lifts her chair into the air and...]

*CRACK*

[OMG HOLY MOLY THIS IS TOTALLY HAPPENING POP]

JI: SHE HIT HIM AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIR!

DH: She better not STOP hitting him with the chair or she may meet a horrible fate here, Jose!

[The king of all robots stumbles from the second chair shot but then catches himself and starts his DAMNED cackling again! RAGE comes over Mary's face as the cackling king of all robots moves towards her.]

Mary Sue: STOP LAUGHING!

*CRACKAKOW*

[HOLY DENTED IN STEEL CHAIRS DANG POP]

JI: A THIRD chair shot!

DH: WOW WOW WOW!

[Not OK Boss staggers and nearly drops to a knee but manages to stay on his feet. He wobbles a moment before resuming his CACKLING and advancing towards Mary Sue, who GROWLS before lifting the dented chair into the air and...]

*CRACKK*

[HOLY HOT DAMN-]

*CRACK* *CRACK*

[OH MY HOT SAUCE CRUSHED RED PEPPER AND PIZZA MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! THREE SHOTS ONE AFTER ANOTHER THAT TIME!

DH: THIS IS INSANE, JOSE!

[The VL Arena are ALL ON THEIR FEET and LOSING THEIR MINDS as Not OK Boss drops down to one knee before popping back up to his feet and stumbling around and into the ropes! Mary TREMBLES with aggression that is INCREASED because the king of all robots starts up his annoying CACKLING once again! Mary Sue does not respond well, she CHARGES with the dented in chair and..]

*SMACKACRACKAKOW*

*TUMBLE*

[OH MY GOD THIS FREAKIN SCUM BAG ROBOT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE HOLY MOLY SUPER POP]

JI: INCREDIBLE!! That shot to the chest sent Not OK Boss over the ropes!

DH: But he landed on the apron and... Oh boy...

[The camera crew gets a shot of a table, the one that R-Dos set up outside the ring earlier, below and behind Not OK Boss who is only wobbly legs as he stands on the apron. A grip on the top rope aiding in his upright position and of course..]

NOKB: Bwhahahahahha.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mary's eyes are IMPOSSIBLY wide in the face of the never ending cackling until she has enough.]

Mary Sue: SHUT UP!

*BLASTTT*

*CRACKKASMACKAKOWW*

*FALL*

*BOOMCRASHATHUDDASMASHABOOMCRASHDOOOMMMM*

[FINALLY OH MY GOD ALL OUR DREAMS AND PRAYERS ANSWERED THE ACCURSED SCUM BAG BASTARD ROBOT AND HIS DAMNED CACKLING IS FINALLY KILLED SHAKE THE RAFTERS AMAZING HUGE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS!!

DH: CARAMBAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Crowd: YOU ARE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NOT OK! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* NOT OK! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

*KLANG*

[Mary Sue THROWS the chair down onto the WRECKAGE of the table where Not OK Boss' KO'd body lays before falling to her knees, relieved.]

[MASSIVE APPRECIATION POP]

Crowd: GRACIAS! GRACIAS! GRACIAS! GRACIAS!

JI: This.... IS INCREDIBLE!

DH: We have NEVER seen anything like tonight, Jose!

JI: NEVER!

DH: CARAMBA!

[Professor Where, finally up, stumbles over to Mary and she JUMPS at first but once she sees it's the Professor she relaxes and allows him to help her up to her feet. They look over the ropes down at the wreckage when a figure stirs behind them..]

[OH MY GOD THIS IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN ALL IMAGINING POP]

JI: CYBORG KING!

DH: CY-FORCE!

[Cy01 and Cy02 slide into the ring from either side of the king of the cyborgs, who gives them looks before motioning towards Professor Where and they rush across the ring and..]

[YES LET THIS HAPPEN TAKE THIS TO THE ABSOLUTE NEXT LEVEL POP]

JI: THEY'RE JUMPING PROFESSOR WHERE FROM BEHIND!

[Cy-Force smash forearms across Where's back while Mary scrambles away and out of the ring. The cyborg minions drag Where out of the ring and brawl with him at ringside while Miguel Villa Lobos begins to stir inside the ring and Cyborg King... gets a smile on his face.]

JI: But... The partnership?! The.. The two rivals teaming together for the first time ever...?!

DH: There can be no friendships in war, Jose. Only temporary truces.

[Cyborg King motions to the fans as Villa Lobos struggles to his feet.]

[YES YES YES SI SI SI DO IT DO IT DO IT POP]

[Villa Lobos slowly spins around right into the arms of the Cyborg King who scoops him up and...]

*THUDDADOOOOMMMMM*

[YOUR SCREEN IS SHAKING AND SO ARE YOUR WINDOWS AND THE GOOD CHINA IT IS ALL IN DANGER OF SHATTERING BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVENESS AND VOLUME OF THIS OUT OF THIS WORLD CROWS POP]

JI: CYBORG DRIVER!!

DH: CARAMBA!

[With the crowd LOSING THEIR EVER LOVING MINDS Cyborg King scrambles for the cover and the referee who has done nothing but watch frightening carnage unfold is FINALLY called into action as he leaps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE THIS IS INCREDIBLE THE MOST AMAZING OH MY GOD UNREAL POP]

FR: The winners of this match and the FIRST EVER... VIVA LUCHA TRIOS CHAMPIONS... THE CYBORG KINGDOM!

[Mary Sue and Professor Where drop to their knees outside the ring while Cy-Force scramble into the ring and rush to their king before picking him up into the air and he pumps his fists upwards in victory.]

[SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE FOR THIS MOMENT THIS IS EVERYTHING POP]

JI: THEY HAVE DONE IT! The Robot Kingdom had the numbers. The Human Race had the surprise of a new Professor Where but no matter what.. The Cyborg Kingdom NEVER gave up and now they are our first ever Trios Champions!

DH: Looks like that moment did come back to cost the robots who are not our new overlords after all.

[The Tokyo Drone Army and Instruments of Destruction pull the lifeless body of their king, Not OK Boss, from the wreckage of the table and drag him up the ramp to the back while Maverick Jr and Where carry a KO'd Villa Lobos with them and Mary Sue, crying tears of frustration, follows behind.]

DH: But where are the belts, Jose?

JI: Ah.. I don't kno-

*SWOOSH*

[WOAH POP]

[The office door of Viva Lucha's boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, flies open and out walks a VERY happy el jefe holding a large black duffle bag. The boss climbs into the ring and the Cyborg Kingdom pause their celebrations, putting Cyborg King back on his feet, and they watch the boss.]

[ANTICIPATION POP]

[EGC opens the bag and then pulls out three of the MOST AWESOME KICK ASS TITLE BELTS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!]

[OH MY GOD ARE THESE INCREDIBLY KICK ASS AWESOME TITLE BELTS REALLY REALLY REAL? HOLY MOLY POP]

DH: WOAH!

JI: Those belts are BEAUTIFUL!

DH: Incredible!

[The boss hands the belts to the Cyborg Kingdom and then applauds them and the new champs RAISE THE BELTS HIGH INTO THE AIR!]

[EARTH SHAKING MASSIVE HOLY MOLY PROPER NEW CHAMPS WHO ARE OUR FAVORITES POP]

JI: What a MOMENT! What a NIGHT! We have seen history made AGAIN tonight! And there is still one match left to come!

DH: And even MORE history awaits!

[We get one last look at the Cyborg Kingdom with their newly won Viva Lucha Trios Championship belts, and the crowd MARKING OUT LIKE ABSOLUTE MANIACS, before we cut to backstage inside the VL Arena where we see Anna Williams, from the Class of 2010, dressed in a black "Class of 2010" with Texas red, white & blue font and designer jeans, looking at a vending machine. She weighing her choices carefully.]

AW: Do I want a Twix or do I want some peanut M&M's?

[She stares into the eye of the hurricane that is vending machine choices and then grabs her chin.]

AW: What about Doritos? I haven't had Doritos since...

[She makes a disgusted face.]

AW: Ewww! No! I'll never eat Doritos again after Uncle Pablo made that joke about the dots being mouse droppings! BLEGH!

[She closes her eyes as she shakes her head, trying to make the awful mental imagery disappear before opening her eyes once again and tapping the glass of the vending machine with a finger.]

*TAP*

*TAP*

*TAP*

AW: Speak to me. Tell me what I want. Speak. To. Me.

"Hey there honey buns!"

[Sliding onto the scene is none other than former PVW Television Champion and the original International Fighting Champion... the Masked Maniac!]

MM: I know ... I take your breathe away.

[Anna looks at him as if he is covered in cooties and boogers and takes a small step away with a "something stinks" expression on her face.]

AW: Uh.. Are you OK, sir? Are you like suffering from a stroke under that mask or something?

MM: Playing hard to get, eh?

[Anna is NOT feeling the vibes that the Masked Bro is putting out there and she motions to the vending machine.]

AW: You can go ahead and use the vending machine ahead of me if that's what this is about.

[Maniac shakes his head before attempting to strike a studly pose.]

MM: Only, If I can get an order of you to go.

[Williams has an incredulous but somewhat bemused expression on her face. She chuckles and then jabs a thumb at the vending machine.]

AW: I really shouldn't humor you but maybe you can help me decide something. If you had a choice between a Twix or peanut M&M's, which would you choose?

[Maniac's demeanor changes and he begins stroking his masked chin as he stares inside the vending machine.]

MM: Girl, speaking of all this sugar.   Did you sit in a pile of sugar?  

[Maniac pauses for affect.]

MM: Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!  

[Maniac just assumes his pickup line is working.]

MM: I know ... You don't have to tell me.   You don't have to pick between Twix or M&M's with the Maniac,  You get the whole package.

[As Anna rolls her eyes we pan past them to a wall on the other side of the room where we see Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Valerie Bloom and Harriett Morrison, collectively known as the Class of 2010, dressed in their "Class of 2010" hoodies and watching their team mate talk with the Masked Maniac with concern on their faces.]

JT: I do not like this man talking to Anna. I feel our boss would not like this.

[Teresa nods intensely.]

TV: If he moves closer towards her we should all jump him.

JT: I think it would take only Harriett and I to deal with him.

*POP*

*POP*

[Harriett begins popping her knuckles.]

HM: Just give me the word.

[Valerie shakes her head and makes an annoyed face.]

VB: Wait a minute! So let's get this straight...

[They all look at the beautiful Valerie as she rubs the temples of her forehead.]

VB: We have to be bodyguards for Anna ALL the time now? It wasn't just for that one night because the job her Aunt needed her to do?

[Juno and Teresa nod their heads very solemnly.]

JT: Boss was very clear.

TV: Stephanie wants Anna protected at all times. At all costs.

[Valerie makes an incredulous face.]

VB: Why?! If she doesn't want Anna getting hurt why doesn't she tell her to stop wrestling?!

[They all look at Valerie as if she spit on their parents.]

HM: Don't say that!

JT: The Class of 2010 wouldn't be the same without Anna!

TV: Anna is essential!

[Valerie's eyes go wide and wild.]

VB: Have all of you lost your minds?! Anna and me are the most expendable parts of the team wrestling wise!

[They are taken aback by this.]

JT: Valerie?! This is not true!

HM: You are NEVER expendable, Val!

[Valerie narrows her eyes at Harriett.]

VB: I know why YOU think that, Harriett.. And hey..

[Bloom points to herself.]

VB: I'm not saying that I'm not the HAWTEST member of the team! Of course I am!

[Valerie throws her hair back and flashes a confident smile and the camera doesn't lie: She IS really, really beautiful. Jaw droppingly so, even!]

VB: And I'm not saying I don't want Anna with us and I'm not saying I want to leave. But it doesn't change the truth...

[Valerie sighs.]

VB: Harriett's strong and a great brawler. Teresa's fantastic at submissions and is from the other side of the same wrestling dynasty family as Anna. Juno is the best and the strongest of us all.

[Bloom motions across the room towards Anna.]

VB: Anna is alright. She's decent. She's got good fire in the ring. If she didn't have a famous aunt and uncle I am not sure she would be where she is.

[She flashes a sad smile.]

VB: And I'm the weakest of us all. All I am is gorgeous. And I'm fine with that. I know my place. That's why I think this is crazy! The three of you are going to hurt your careers to protect Anna?!

[Bloom points to her face.]

VB: I'm going to risk THIS face when Anna could just as easily be on the sidelines like I am?

[Harriett shakes her head.]

HM: You can't risk your face, Val!

[Valerie narrows her eyes at Harriett.]

VB: You just calm down.

[Bloom flashes a smile then throws her hands up in the air.]

VB: But whatever, right?! Our boss tells us to protect Anna and we drop everything and do what she says. Who cares about any ambitions we all had for this group?! Who cares about trophies and championships, right? I don't even get what brought about the change of heart in our boss!

[Valerie shrugs.]

VB: She used to call Anna the "Shame of the family" and all of that. What changed?

[Bloom motions towards Teresa.]

VB: Why aren't they making a big deal to protect you? You're part of the same family!

[Villa smiles.]

TV: I can take care of myself and also.. I am more distantly related. And it is on the side of the husband, not on the side of our boss. But you are missing some points, Valerie.

VB: Enlighten me, then!

TV: Our paydays have gone up now because of what we are being asked to do. And Anna is not just part of any team.

[Juno nods.]

JT: She is part of OUR team. And we stick together, no matter what.

[They all look at Juno, their captain, with emotional eyes.]

JT: Now, let us go rescue Anna. That creepy guy is trying to give her money and I can not tell if she is laughing or crying from fear.

[Harriett pops her knuckles again.]

HM: It's clobbering time!

[The four of them walk across the room, and off screen. We hear awful sounds as if many fists and boots are hitting meat and bone and we hear a grown man crying in agony before we cut away to two men in the locker room.  One of them- clean-cut man in his early 20’s with short hair- is lacing up his boots.  It’s Viva Lucha wrestler, Terry Adams.  He’s shaking his head as he checks the laces on his boots.]

TA:  Counted out while crowd surfing?  That’s a new one to me.

[We pan over to see who he’s talking to... a man who just so happens to be hanging upside down from the ceiling...

...somehow wearing a gravity defying beer hat...

...while drinking what we can only assume is cherry Koolaid.

One “Overkill” Joey Malone.]

OJM: Somehow I ended up in the Gulf of Mexico. Good times, man.

TA:  Hey- were they true?  The tales I heard about the MBC?  The Pee Wee Hockey League?  The guy in the Pope Hat?  The hamster?

[Malone puts a finger to his chin and goes a bit glassy eyed (more so than usual) and stares off into the distance.]

OJM: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack zeppelins on fire off the shoulder of Interstate 30 in Dallas. I watched Thighmasters glitter in the dark near the south entrance gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[After a moment of awkward silence...]

TA: So, all that happened in the MBC?

OJM: Oh, that was just a Tuesday in the MBC.

[Malone flips over and down, crashing hard onto the ground. But he hops up as if nothing went wrong.]

OJM: Imagine the MBC like a moshpit with everyone in hamster balls. And foam. Like, lots of it.

TA: I... don't get it.

OJM: You know, somedays... neither do I.

[Malone smiles and smacks Terry on the arm.]

OJM: But what would the fun be in knowing what we're doing and where we're going. Am I right?

TA:  I’d like to know enough to hear the words, ‘And here is your winner, TERRY ADAMS!’.  Hasn’t happened in Viva Lucha yet.  [Terry shakes his head]  Just gotta keep trying, right?

OJM: One of these days, the announcer can say "And now in the ring..."

TA:  Who’s your next opponent?

OJM: That depends on who you talk to. Some would say my next opponent is who it always has been: myself. According to others: society. According to PETA: eating meat. In Viva Lucha... I don't really remember. How about you?

TA:  They haven’t said yet.

OJM:  Have you tried asking Mrs. Sanchez?

TA:  The traveling secretary?  Yeah- I even tried bribing with some cookies.  No dice.  Something’s planned, and I’ve been told to be on time, but I don’t know for what match yet.  [Thinking it over]  Maybe they need lumberjacks.

OJM: That sounds somewhat familiar.

TA: Something being planned and for us to be on time?

OJM: Yeah, that too. I was thinking more of the cookies. But, nevermind that. We're here on time. We may have a match. We may not. But we're here. Let's enjoy it! Viva Luciano!

TA: Viva Lucha?

OJM: That too!

[Fade to the announce table where we see Jose and Diego and they look like they have seen some things already tonight!]

JI: Welcome back and ... So much has happened tonight!

DH: Has it ever!

JI: The Goblin Queen won the JPWF Women's World Championship. The Cyborg Kingdom are the first ever Viva Lucha Trios Champions after... an INSANE match!

DH: Verdad!

JI: And now.. Now amigos it is time for the grand finale. It's time for the MAIN EVENT! Let's to go Fernando.

[We cut to the ring where we see the horribly dressed Fernando Rodriguez and we also see Viva Lucha boss, Emaneul Gonzalo Carranza, standing next to him. EGC has that duffle bag and a wicked smile.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen... The following contest is a FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH!

[MASSIVE POP]

FR: And it is for... THE VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

[MAIN EVENT TIME HOLY MOLY POP]

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), and the crowd JUMPS TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: Introducing first, from San Jose, Costa Rica... Here is... POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!

[The masked PCZ runs out onto the entrance ramp then stops, looks out at the crowd before patting the Costa Rigan flag tattoo over his heart and throwing his arms into the air.]

PCZ: PURA VIDA!

[HUGE POP]

[As he makes his way to the ring we spy something in his right hand.]

JI: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora was in our first ever main event here in Viva Lucha when he challenged Senor Cloak Dos for the International Light Heavyweight Championship. Recently he has turned up the aggression as was evident when he defeated Vampiro Suarez to win a Carranza Coin and earn a spot in this match.

DH: Meh. Unless he can win the big one I will not be impressed with crocodile boy.

[PCZ climbs into the ring and Carranza holds out his hand with a big smile. Zarzamora looks at his right hand and then hands his Carranza Coin over to el jefe.]

JI: Tonight they all are literally paying their way into this match.

DH: But the potential return will be HISTORY, Jose!

[Zarzamora goes to a corner and waits as his music fades and a teenaged boy dressed in a robe of red walks out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a drum attached to him. He begins drumming and as he does so, three more teen aged boys and three teen aged girls, all dressed in red robes, walk out and begin singing "God Save The Queen"!]

[THE CHOIR ARE BACK HOLY MOLY POP]

FR: And his opponent.. From the United Kingdom... Here is... "THE DUKE"... WILLIAM PHILLIPS!

[The cheers for the choir turn into BOOS as the arrogant William Philips walks out onto the entrance ramp, with his Monarchy team mates Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor following behind him.]

JI: The Duke was involved in the very first match in Viva Lucha history and here he is, on our biggest show ever, ready to fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship.

DH: He put down that drunkard, Rey Diablo Loco, to earn his rightful spot in this match, Jose.

JI: Rey Diablo Loco is SOBER, Diego!

DH: Sure. You keep pushing that narrative, Jose.

[The trio make their way to the ring. Phillips produces his Carranza Coin and hands it over to el jefe, who chuckles and nods his head. The Duke goes to a corner with his partners and they derisively laugh at PCZ.]

JI: I am not sure why he has his Monarchy partners. This will not be a no DQ match like our previous match.

DH: They are just here for moral support, Jose. I know you have no loyal fan base to give you moral support but it helps in doing a job well.

[The choir finish then walk to the back and new music, (this music: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA ), plays over the PA and fans.. LEAP TO THEIR FEET INSTANTLY MARKING OUT LIKE NUTS!]

FR: And their opponent... From Parts Unknown.. Here is the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion.... SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[Decked out in his cherry colored hooded cloak and his black mask with cherry eye visors and cherry "SCII" on the forehead as well as black tights with cherry colored ring boots, SCD walks out onto the entrance ramp and motions to the fans.]

[OH MY GOD OUR OTHER HERO HOLY MOLY SUPER DUPER SHAKE THE SCREEN POP]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Dos takes in the LOVE and nods his head and pumps a fist in the air before making his way to the ring, handing out high fives, warm embraces and touching his masked head to the fans who are wearing replica masks of his mask.]

JI: Quite simply one of the BIGGEST stars in the world of professional wrestling today! A star in PVW, Fighting Spirit, in Mexico for our parent company TLL and for two years the holder of the International Light Heavyweight Championship!

DH: That is cute, Jose, but this is not about his belt tonight or any of the places he has been popular with the unwashed masses.

[SCD hops into the ring motions to the fans before turning to Carranza and handing him his Carranza Coin. EGC looks at the coin and nods his head with an evil smirk.]

JI: Dos defeated el Profe de Monsturoso the third to earn his Carranza Coin.

DH: And sadly he defeated him again recently with much higher stakes.

JI: Indeed, at our parent company's Year End Fiesta show at Arena Mexico, SCD defeated el Profe in a match where their masks where on the line.

DH: A tragedy that this goody goody gets lucky in one match and keeps his mask while a wonderful rudo like el Profe no longer has his.

[Dos goes over and shakes hands with PCZ before going to another corner and waiting.]

JI: Just one participant left.

DH: He is not just any participant either, Jose!

[A GONG sounds out and the atmosphere changes INSTANTLY inside the VL Arena! Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/D4b192nFc10 ), and the fans are ON THEIR FEET!]

FR: And their opponent... Here is... FURY!

[Chills go down viewers spines as the MASSIVE engine of TOTAL DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, Fury, stomps out onto the entrance way, clutching his Carranza Coin in his right hand, and begins stomping towards the ring!]

JI: No one has left a trail of destruction in Viva Lucha like this man has! Every opponent he has faced he has sent to the hospital. His destruction of the first Professor Where to win his place in this match via a Carranza Coin was easily the most brutal beating we have seen not just here in Viva Lucha... The most brutal beating we have seen ANYWHERE in ANY promotion in our sport! Quite simply, this is the most DANGEROUS professional wrestler on the face of the planet!

DH: Completely agree, Jose.

[As Fury storms into the ring, William Phillips looks VERY alarmed at the massive beast while SCD and PCZ watch carefully from their corners. Carranza looks nervous as the monster walks up to him but the smile returns on his face when Fury produces his Carranza Coin and places it into the boss' hands. EGC gives a BIG smile to the behemoth and then pockets all four Carranza Coins as Fury goes to his own corner.]

JI: We are just MOMENTS away now from our main event starting and seeing a Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion crowned for the first time ever!

DH: No, Jose. We are moments away from watching that monster, Fury, DESTROY three other men to become our first and possibly ONLY champion because I can not imagine anyone ever able to stand up to this man!

[The black masked referee climbs into the ring and Carranza reaches into the duffle bag and with a PROUD smile pulls out... THE MOST AWESOME LOOKING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT POSSIBLY OF ALL FRIGGIN' TIMES!]

[HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE A TITLE BELT EVEN COOLER LOOKING THAN THE TRIOS TITLE BELTS EARLIER HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: FANTASTICO!

[Carranza, his face seemingly just a giant smile, holds up the AMAZING looking belt before handing it to the referee and making his way out of the ring. Phillips can't take his eyes off the belt and neither can PCZ. Dos gives it a look then does the sign of the cross in his corner. And Fury...]

"RARRRRGH"

[AIEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE POP]

JI: Fury is ROARING!

DH: I think he is READY to claim his prize, Jose!

[Indeed, Fury STOMPS out of his corner to the middle of the ring while a very FRIGHTENED referee hands the belt to an exiting Fernando. Fury looks around at his opponents and then ROARS again and BECKONS them to take him on!]

[OH MY STARS AND GIRDERS HOLY MOLY POP]

[Dos and PCZ glance at one another back and forth then nod their heads and they charge out at once...]

DH: HERE WE GO!

*DING*

********************************************************** Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship Decision Match: [Four Way Elimination Rules]

Tecnico: Señor Dos Cloak

vs

Rudo: "The Duke" William Phillips

vs

Tecnico: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora

vs

Rudo: Fury **********************************************************

[SCD & PCZ hit STEREO DROPKICKS on the monster who barely budges and the crowd LOSES THEIR MINDS!]

JI: AND THE MAIN EVENT TO DETERMINE OUR FIRST EVER VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS OFFICIALLY UNDER WAY!!

DH: At least I will not hear that again tonight!

[The two masked men scramble to their feet and check each other before popping to their feet and charging at the much larger masked man, Fury. Fury ROARS as he also charges towards them and goes for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE...]

*DUCK*

[HUGE POP]

[Both masked men avoid the clotheslines! Dos turns to William Phillips and starts a dialogue..]

DH: What is happening here?

JI: Dos is asking Phillips to work with them against Fury!

DH: Is this unprecedented team up night?!

[The Duke is HORRIFIED at this suggestion and shakes his head before rolling out of the ring. A ROAR from the other side of the ring alerts SCD and PCZ of the coming Fury and both small men scramble out of the way of his attack! PCZ leaps onto the top rope and springboards with a DROPKICK towards Fury..]

*SWAT*

[OH HOLY MOLY DAMN POP]

JI: Fury SWATTED PCZ out of the air!

DH: I suspect we are all gnats to Fury!

[PCZ tries to scramble to his feet but Fury is rearing back about to drop a HAMMER blow onto the Costa Rican but ...]

*SPRINT*

*TACKLE*

[WOAH HOLY MOLY RESCUE POP]

JI: SCD JUST TACKLED PCZ OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT BLOW BY FURY!

DH: Is this not kind of dumb though, Jose? If he lets Fury destroy PCZ that is one less opponent Dos has to worry about.

JI: I think the idea is that none of them have a chance against Fury unless they work together.

[William Phillips huddles with his Monarchy team mates as they watch what is unfolding in the ring. Dos and Zarzamora roll up to their feet, scrambling to be prepared for whatever may come next. Fury turns towards them and the two masked men nod before preparing to charge when..]

*GRAB*

*TRIP*

*PULL*

[WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING SUPER SHOCKED POP]

JI: William Phillips just PULLED Senor Cloak Dos out of the ring!

DH: WOW!

[SCD tries to talk Phillips out of what he's doing but is soon DECKED via a STIFF European Uppercut by the Englishman! PCZ is momentarily distracted by what is happening to Dos and that is a mistake because Fury is on him, spins him around and... ]

*SMACKCRNCH*

*THUDD*

[SUPER DUPER UNREAL STIFFNESS POP]

JI: WHAT A CLUBBING FOREARM!

DH: He knocked crocodile boy silly!

[Zarzamora flies into the ropes from the force of the blow before crumbling to the canvas! Fury ROARS and then begins STOMPING around the ring like a maniac! Then he rushes over and STOMPS the masked Costa Rican right in the middle of his chest!]

[THE MOST BRUTAL STOMP EVER POP]

JI: The POWER and BRUTALITY by Fury is UNREAL!

DH: It is SCARY!

[Outside the ring, Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor cheer on their captain, William Phillips, as he whips SCD towards the guard railing. But Dos HOPS onto the railing...]

[POP]

[And then RUNS the railing away from Phillips before hopping to the floor and leaping under the ropes and back inside the ring, much to the chagrin of Phillips!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: Dos has given up trying to talk reason to Phillips and is coming back to aid his friend!

DH: Which ultimately is DUMB, Jose, because even if their plan to gang up on Fury worked they would then have to fight each other and the friendship would be ruined!

[Fury pulls up a dazed PCZ and prepares to go for a short arm clothesline but Dos rushes over and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK on the big man! Fury maintains his hold on the Costa Rican while barely budging from the dropkick and when Dos scrambles to his feet...]

*TOSS*

*WHAMMOTHUDDDD*

[SUPER DUPER UNREAL POWER DEAR GOD POP]

JI: Fury HIT SCD WITH PCZ!

DH: He just WHIPPED Crocodile boy like he was a chair or something!

[Dos and Zarzamora untangle and try to get to their feet while Fury ROARS and then turns his rage filled gaze directly at William Phillips outside the ring. The Duke's eyes grow WIDE with fear and he shakes his head at the behemoth.]

JI: It appears the Duke does not want any part of Fury.

DH: I understand his position and would flee from the match if it was me.

[SCD and PCZ huddle in a corner, working on a game plan, when Fury returns his attention towards them and CHARGES with a BODY SPLASH...]

[SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: They moved out of the way just in time!

[Phillips watches even more attentively from outside the ring while Fury spins out of the corner and gives chase after PCZ who leaps onto the top rope and leaps back...]

JI: SPRINGBOARD BACKWARDS HEAD-

*CRNCHSMASH*

*THUDD*

[OH DEAR GOD THE BRUTALITY AIEEEEE POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Fury PUNCHED Zarzamora in the back of the head!

DH: He was trying to put his FIST through the back to the front of his head, Jose!

[The masked Costa Rican rolls around holding his head in pain, meanwhile Dos hops over the ropes onto the ring apron and then hops onto the top rope preparing to springboard when..]

*REACH*

*SHAKE*

*TUMBLE*

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU BASTARD BOOS]

JI: WHAT IS HE DOING?!

DH: Striking when they least expect it!

[Phillips causes SCD to fall off the ropes and tumble onto the apron. From there the Duke pulls Dos to the floor outside and begins stomping away!]

[WE HATE YOU BOOS]

[In the ring Fury yanks PCZ to his feet and then wraps his massive arms around and begins to SQUEEZE! The Costa Rican SCREAMS out in pain!]

JI: Fury is CRUSHING Zarzamora with a bearhug!

DH: He can crack or break those ribs with this, Jose! It is no surprise crocodile boy is in all the pain he is in.

[As Fury CRUSHES PCZ with the bearhug in the ring, outside the ring Phillips sets up for a German suplex on the floor outside..]

*TOSS*

*FLIP*

[HUGE ESCAPE POP]

JI: Dos flips out of the German suplex attempt!

DH: Damned acrobat!

[Phillips and his Monarchy team mates are all stunned by SCD's escape but the International Light Heavyweight Champion doesn't linger, he hops onto the apron and then onto the top rope and...]

*FLIES*

*SMACK*

[MASSIVE HOLY MOLY OMEGA SUPREME POP]

JI: SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM BY DOS!

DH: WOW!

[Fury releases PCZ and spins around to face Dos. The luchador tries to scramble away but the monster grabs ahold of him and TOSSES him into a corner! The big man stays on top of his smaller opponent and...]

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRUTALITY POP]

JI: Fury UNLOADING with shots to the body on SCD in the corner!

DH: That is what he gets for trying to play hero, Jose!

[William Phillips watches from outside the ring with a smile. PCZ struggles to his feet and notices his idol getting WRECKED in the corner! Zarzamora touches his "Viva! Vamanos! Arriba!" tattoo before getting to his feet and charging the corner...]

*THUDD*

[RESCUE HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: Zarzamora with a DROPKICK to Fury!

DH: Pssh! Crocodile boy is as dumb as Dos is! Let Fury eliminate your competition!

[Fury spins out of the corner while SCD crumbles to the canvas. Zarzamora fires a chop to the chest of the monster who ignores the strike and lunges for the Costa Rican. PCZ dodges the grab and hops to the ropes and goes for a SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODY PRESS...]

*CATCH*

[OH DANG DOOM POP]

JI: Oh boy..

[Dos hops to his feet and starts for Fury but the big masked man spins with PCZ in his grips and...]

*CRACK*

*THUDD*

[DANNNNNNNNG POP]

DH: HE USED CROCODILE BOY AS A WEAPON AGAIN!

JI: Yikes!

[The blow sends SCD flying through the ropes and tumbling to the floor outside! The Duke has been waiting for this and he and his team mates walk over and LAUGH down at the luchador. In the ring Fury charges a corner and...]

*CRUNCHHH*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: HE CRUSHED Zarzamora in the corner!

DH: I think, Jose...

[Fury lets PCZ fall to the canvas and then stomps around the ring.]

DH: It may be time to say adios to crocodile boy.

[Fury glares at the Costa Rican as he stomps over, yanks the masked man to his feet before hooking him and...]

*THUDDCRACKATHUNDERDOOOMMM*

[OH MY GOD SUPER BRUTAL HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: THE NEW MARTINETE!!

DH: Adios!

[Fury covers PCZ and the black masked referee leaps into position...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[ELIMINATION POP]

JI: WOW!

FR: Pocho Cocodrilo Zarzamora has been.. ELIMINATED!

[The referee rolls the KO'd PCZ out of the ring while Fury gets to his feet and ROARS! Outside the ring, SCD shakes his head as he pulls himself up to his feet. The behemoth stops his stomping then looks directly at SCD and Phillips and motions for them to come into the ring.]

[OH HELL NO POP]

JI: Fury has eliminated PCZ and now he wants SCD and Phillips to join him in the ring.

DH: I know Dos is too stupid to do such a thing but if I was the Duke I would turn around and run for my life and never step into that ring.

[Phillips does a really hard GULP and then looks over at his Monarchy mates who shake their head "NO" at their captain. Dos sighs and turns to Phillips and begins a dialogue once more but Phillips surprises the luchador by GRABBING him and rolling him under the ropes and into the ring!]

[OH YOU LIMEY BASTARD BOOS]

JI: Phillips just threw SCD to Fury!

DH: Well, it will get rid of one more opponent but his major problem will still be there.

[Dos scrambles to his feet but Fury already has a hold of him and tosses the luchador over his shoulder and then turns towards the middle of the ring and charges... But before he can hit the powerslam, Dos slides out of his grasp and behind him!]

[HUGE POP]

[Fury spins around right into a LOW DROPKICK by the International Light Heavyweight champion that connects on the big man's left knee!]

[MASSIVE POP]

[The masked monster hobbles for a moment before turning raging eyes at SCD. Dos scrambles up to his feet and runs for the ropes. Fury ROARS as he goes for a clothesline...]

*DUCK*

[BIG POP]

[Dos dodges the blow and runs at the ropes, bounces and charges again and Fury spins around and throws another clothesline...]

*DUCK*

[BIG PO-]

*FLIES*

*CRASHATHUDDDD*

[MASSIVE HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI SUPER DUPER DIVE POP]

JI: TOPE SUICIDA! TOPE SUICIDAAAAAAAAA!!!

DH: WOW!

[As the fans GO SUPER DUPER NUTS, SCD hit a suicide dive on William Phillips and his team mates outside the ring! The luchador quickly scrambles on top of Phillips and begins talking to him once again.]

DH: The hell?!

JI: He is making the case for working together against Fury once more!

DH: That is NOT how the Duke does things, Jose! He is not going to work with a masked man!

[Phillips is NOT pleased at Dos for diving onto him but this is all moot because Fury climbs out of the ring and everyone FREAKS OUT!]

[OH HOLY MOLY Y'ALL BETTER RUN POP]

DH: AIEEEE!

JI: Oh My!

[Dos and Phillips scramble to their feet in a FLASH and they both RUN AWAY from the chasing Fury! Both men slide under the ropes and back inside the ring and as they get to their feet Dos pleads to Phillips again. The Duke looks from the luchador to the masked embodiment of DESTRUCTION climbing back into the ring and then he nods at Dos and the two men.. CHARGE AT FURY!!!]

[NO FREAKING AWAY ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE TEAM UP IN ONE NIGHT HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[Dos, the fastest, sprints ahead and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK! This slows Fury down enough for Phillips to charge in with a FOREARM shot to the head!]

[THEY ARE REALLY WORKING TOGETHER POP]

JI: UNBELIEVABLE!

[Fury backs up a moment then LUNGES for both men but they dodge past him and as the monster spins around Dos hits ANOTHER low dropkick to his left knee!]

[HUGE POP]

[Fury HOBBLES while Raging and then..]

*CRNKKK*

[WOWZA POP]

JI: A LOW KNEE by Phillips to Fury's left knee...

*DROP*

[NO FREAKING WAY POP]

JI: FURY HAS DROPPED TO ONE KNEE!

DH: INCREDIBLE!!!

[The VL Arena... FREAKS THE LIVING FUCK OUT BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THIS BEFORE EVER POP!!! SCD scrambles up a corner and takes off... AND THE FANS FREAK OUT ONCE AGAIN because the luchador hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Fury nearly falls over but stops himself with his hands. That's when the Duke jumps in and...]

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT WE ARE CHEERING OUR ASSES OFF RIGHT NOW FOR A MEMBER OF MONARCHY HOLY F-ING MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: PHILLIPS! MULTIPLE KNEE LIFTS TO THE CHEST OF FURY!!

DH: WE ARE IN LOCO TOWN, JOSE! LOCOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury pushes himself up to his feet but STUMBLES backwards into a corner! The crowd is LOSING THEIR MINDS MARKING OUT!!! Then the Duke calls out to Dos and sets up for something.. The luchador nods and SPRINTS at the Englishman.. Who CATCHES Dos and....]

*TOSS*

*FLIES*

*CRACKAKOWWWW*

[OMG OMG OMG OMG MIND EXPLOSIONS MARK OUT THE RAVIOLI SPAZOLLI MANIA F-BOMB NUCLEAR BOMB ELECTRIC GUITAR THUNDER POP]

JI: ASSISTED FLYING SHINING WIZARD BY DOS ON FURY!!

DH: CARAMBAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[The VL Arena is SERIOUSLY FREAKING THE FUDGE OUT as Fury's legs buckle and he hangs down from the blow! As Dos gets to his feet, Phillips calls out for another double team. The luchador nods and allows the Duke to grab him fromb ehind and lift him up into the air... But a chuckle from the Englishman signals something is off and...]

*THUDDDDDDADOOOM*

[WHAT THE HOLY MOLY BETRAYALS POP]

JI: WHAT IS PHILLIPS DOING?!!

DH: WOW!

JI: He PLANTED Dos with that German suplex!

DH: But... They had Fury on the ropes! I was starting to see the logic behind them teaming up!

[SUPER DUPER OH YOU SCUM BAG TRAITOR BOOS]

[The Duke chuckles as he watches SCD struggle to his feet. Dos tries to reason with the Monarchy member but Phillips grabs a hold of the luchador and...]

*TOSSS*

*THUDDD*

[HEAD DROPPING POP]

JI: Exploder suplex!

DH: I would take this moment to get shots in on Roy Harper but... This is a mistake, Jose!

[SUPER SUN SEARING INTENSE BOOS]

JI: I think everyone is with you on that, Diego.

[SCD struggles to his knees while once again pleading his case to a man who just isn't interested. But his tune changes slightly when he notices Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor are in a PANIC shouting to him. Phillips takes a HARD gulp before slowly turning around to see the BURNING VOLCANIC RAGE of Fury standing there and then...]

*SPIN*

*CRUNCHACRACKAKOWWWDOOOM*

[OH SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENLY FATHER SUCH TOTAL UTTER BRUTALITY SUPER STIFF POP]

JI: SPINNING BACKFIST!

DH: He tried to knock his HEAD off, Jose!

[Duke is glassy eyed but trying to roll towards the ropes, attempting escape but the behemoth grabs ahold of the Englishman's leg and drags him away from the ropes! Fury yanks Phillips up and grabs ahold of his foe's arm before...]

*SMACKACRACKAKOWWWW*

[THAT IS SERIOUSLY SCARY POWER POP]

JI: What a Short Arm Clothesline!

DH: I think the Duke may be KNOCKED OUT, Jose!

[SCD pulls himself up with the ropes and charges at Fury and goes for a DROPKICK.. But Fury side steps out of the way and Dos WIPES OUT! The luchador tries to scramble to his feet but powerful large hands already have a hold of him and the monster Fury rears back before..]

*CRACKADOOOOM*

[OH SWEET GOD DANG POP]

JI: WHAT A HEADBUTT!

[The force sends SCD through the ropes and to the floor outside!]

DH: As much as it saddens me to say this, Jose.. I think it is about time to say adios to the Duke.

[Fury turns his attention to the nearly KO'd Englishman on the canvas and the large masked man reaches down and pulls the leader of Monarchy to his feet and hooks him before....]

*CRACKATHUNDERDOOOOOOMMMMMM*

[IT NEVER STOPS BEING IMPRESSIVE OR SCARY SUPER DUPER BRUTALITY POP]

JI: THE NEW MARTINETE!!!

DH: Good bye good sir.

[With Monarchy covering their faces outside the ring, Fury goes for the cover and the referee gets in position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

[ELIMINATION POP]

FR: "The Duke" William Phillips has been... ELIMINATED!

[Senor Cloak Dos struggles to his feet outside the ring and shakes his masked head sadly while Ward and Taylor pull the KO'd Phillips out of the ring.]

JI: Now it's down to two. Either Senor Cloak Dos or Fury will be the first ever Viva Lucha Heavyweight Champion.

DH: I know who my pesos are on, Jose.

[Ward and Taylor can't run FAST ENOUGH dragging their leader with them as Fury rolls out of the ring and comes after the last man standing in his way. The behemoth grabs the luchador and races towards a ring post and...]

*CRACK*

*THUDD*

[DEAR SWEET GOD AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: Fury is NOT going to wait for Dos to get inside the ring!

DH: He may finish him outside the ring and just drag him inside to pin him, Jose.

[Dos stumbles down to his knees but massive hands grab ahold of him again and lift him to his feet while dragging him towards another ring post. With BRUTAL DISPLAY OF AGGRESSION Fury once again RAMS the luchador face first into a ring post! SCD bounces off the metal and stumbles to the floor, trying desperately to get away.]

JI: Senor Cloak Dos is in a fight for his very life at this moment!

DH: EVERY opponent is in a fight for his life against Fury, Jose!

[Fury yanks the smaller man up and then whips him towards the guard railing but...]

*LEAP*

[HUGE POP]

*FLIES*

*CRACKACRUNCHABOOM*

[JUMP TO THEIR FEET HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: SENOR CLOAK DOS! He just hit a BACKWARDS DIVING HEADBUTT on Fury!

DH: CARAMBA! He connected FLUSH into the face!

[Fury STUMBLES while holding his face and the VL Arena... KIND OF MARKS OUT LIKE LITTLE FRICKING KIDS! Dos stumbles to his feet and staggers to a ring post where he tries to clear the cobwebs. Fury is PISSED and he shakes off the blow and charges at the luchador but...]

*CLANGACRACKASMACK*

[OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS HAPPENING TOTALLY UNREAL MARK OUT MANIA POP]

JI: DOS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Fury WIPED OUT on the ring post!

DH: How is this happening?!!

[Fury stumbles backwards and has to use the guard railing to keep from falling! Meanwhile SCD rolls back inside the ring and grabs the ropes to help pull himself up to his feet. Fury SNARLS as he spots the luchador in the ring but the smaller masked man SPRINTS to the ropes, bounces off and sprints across before...]

*FLIES*

*CRACKACRUNCHASMACKADOOOM*

[VOLCANO ERUPTION OF AWESOMENESS AND BLISS BURGERS ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO IN THE EXPLODING SUN OF AMAZING AND FANTASTICO SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: BULLET TOPE SUICIDA HEADBUTT! BULLET TOPE SUICIDAAAA HEADBUTTTTAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[The crowd is FUCKING LOSING THEIR MINDS after SCD PLOWED directly into Fury's face with that bullet style suicide diving headbutt! Fury is SERIOUSLY holding onto the railing to prevent himself from crashing to the floor while the luchador is holding his masked head while in a lot of pain but pushing himself to his feet. He rolls back inside the ring and then gets to his feet once again.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Fury stumbles away from the railing and towards the ring apron so SCD sprints off the ropes once again and...]

*FLIES*

*CARACKACARUNKADADOOOM*

[EARS ARE BLEEDING OH SO LOUD HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SUPER DUPER UNREAL IMPOSSIBLE REALITIES GIANT MASSIVE POP]

JI: A SECOND BULLET TOPE SUICIDA HEADBUTT! PLANCHAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

DH: HOW IS THIS LIFE RIGHT NOW? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury is down on ONE KNEE while holding his face and the crowd is GOING TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The luchador stumbles to his feet and quickly rolls under the ropes and back inside the ring. He grabs ahold of his head and trembles for a moment from the pain he is feeling before straightening himself out and hearing the fans..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: This crowd... THEY BELIEVE!

DH: But... It... It is impossible, Jose! There is no way this goody goody Dos can beat Fury!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[SCD pumps a fist to the fans who GO WILD AND NUTS POPPING LIKE MANIACS and then he sprints off the ropes... Fury gets to his feet and the luchador...]

*FLIES*

*SMACKADOOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: FURY! HE SWATTED DOS OUT OF THE AIR WITH A CLUBBING BLOW!

DH: I KNEW IT! I told you it is impossible, Jose!

[Fury GROWLS before pulling the dazed luchador to his feet, hooking him and yanking him high into the air before...]

*CRACKACRUNCHADOOOOOM*

[OH DEAR GOD SWEET MERCIFUL FATHER IN HEAVEN SUCH BRUTALITY POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! MADRE Y DIOS! Fury POWERBOMBED Dos ONTO THE RINGPOST!

DH: Take that delusional goody goody hopes and dreams!

[SCD rolls around in PAIN while Fury STOMPS around the ringside area. The black masked referee considers starting a count but thinks better of it and just goes back to a corner. The masked behemoth yanks Dos up to his feet and rolls him under the ropes and back inside the ring before following in after him. Dos struggles to his knees when Fury grabs him by BOTH SIDES OF HIS HEAD and YANKS the luchador up to his feet by his head!]

[OH SWEET GAWD THE BRUTALITY POP]

JI: Oh my God!

DH: This is about to get BAD, Jose.

[Fury then releases SCD's head only to...]

*CLAPP*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

[HULK CLAP the luchador's head! Dos staggers down to the canvas but has no time to recover because Fury scrambles on top of him and...]

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

[OH THE HUMANITY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: Fury is UNLOADING those clubbing forearms down on SCD!

DH: Goody goody is trying to cover up and block the shots but it is doing him no good.

[Indeed the blows are SOOO hard and so unrelenting that the defense is nearly moot. The referee takes a deep breath and walks out of the corner and starts a count on Fury... But the monster stops his assault and shoots a DEATH GLARE at the official.. Who raises his hands into the air and goes back to a corner.]

[YOU SUCK REFEREE BOOS]

JI: We don't have very good referees it's true.

DH: Verdad.

[Dos tries to fire forearms up at Fury but the monster is unfazed and he rears back before...]

*BOOOMADOOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: BRUTAL headbutt!

DH: WOW! I bet Dos is bleeding under that mask now!

[Fury gets to his feet and drags the nearly KO'd luchador up with him. He tosses the smaller man onto his shoulders and runs towards the middle of the ring and...]

*BOOM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: RUNNING POWERSLAM!

DH: Such power and impact!

[Fury lets loose a ROAR as he pulls his opponent up to his feet and then he lifts the luchador HIGH into the air with a GORILLA PRESS! Fury then STOMPS around the ring, parading the luchador for all to see.]

[WHAT POWER POP]

[The monster makes a lap around the ring before heading to the middle of the ring and..]

*POP UP*

*CATCH*

*THUDDADOOOMMMM*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: Gorilla Press SAMOAN DROP! The impact... It was UNREAL!

DH: There is NO ONE as impressive or DANGEROUS as this man, Jose!

[Fury gets to his feet and RAGE SNORTS before running to the ropes and charging and leaping up....]

JI: BIG SPLASH!!!

*ROLL*

*THUDDD*

[STOP THE PRESSES LEAP TO OUR FEET SUPER DUPER THRASHAMANIAC INTO THE STARS MIND EXPLOSION POP]

DH: AIEEE!

JI: DOS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!

[Uh, amigos? The VL Arena is... GOING ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY FUCKING NUTS!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: QUE?! How can they still HOPE that Dos can beat this impossible monster?!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: Because while there may not be a fighter as dangerous as Fury at the moment...

[Dos rolls to the ropes and grabs them and slowly pulls himself to his feet.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: There is also not a fighter on the planet who will NEVER give up like SENOR CLOAK DOS!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[The luchador stumbles and staggers towards a corner while Fury RAGES while pushing himself to his feet. Dos grabs the ropes and hops up onto the top turnbuckle and faces towards the rampaging Fury before...]

*FLIES*

*BOOOMACRUNCHASMACKACRACKABOOOM*

[SHAKE THE RAFTERS YOUR SCREEN IS SWAYING BACK AND FORTH THE PLATES AND PICTURES ON YOUR WALLS ARE RATTLING AND POSSIBLY WE'RE ALL JUMPING UP AND DOWN BECAUSE IT'S A POP OF THAT EPIC PROPORTIONS POP!!!]

JI: CARAMBA! BULLET DIVING HEADBUTT! FANTASTICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury stumbles into the rope holding his face because he is SERIOUSLY reeling from that bullet diving headbutt DIRECTLY into his face! Dos holds his head with one hand and reaches for the ropes with another and begins the hard struggle to pull himself up to his feet.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[We get a shot of the crowd, EVERYONE ON THEIR FEET! Chanting as one!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Dos stumbles his way to another corner while Fury tries to shake off the blow and he rears back and RAGE ROARS before stomping away from the ropes. Dos climbs up the turnbuckles as Fury advances on him but the monster's blind rage may not be the smartest thing against...]

*FLIES*

*BOOMASMACKABOOOMABOOM*

[REALITY IS INCREDIBLE AND AMAZING AND IMPOSSIBLE AND SCREECH HIGH LIKE ROB HALFORD OF JUDAS PRIEST THIS IS UNREAL SUPER DUPER AWESOME POP]

JI: BACKWARDS DIVING HEADBUTT!!! SENOR CLOAK DOS BACKWARDS DIVING HEADBUTT!!!

DH: THIS IS LOCO IMPOSSIBLE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Fury stumbles from the blow and then drops one knee and pitches forward leaning against the 2nd rope and the VL Arena is TOTALLY SHAKING YOUR SCREEN AND MAKING THE LOUDEST CRAZY NOISES EVER! Dos rolls around holding his masked head, shaking from the pain but he makes an effort to roll for the ropes and he begins pulling himself up to his feet once more.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: This... It... This is... It is impossible! How can these fans.. How can they truly believe?!

[Dos is on his feet and he leans against the ropes and looks across the ring at the position Fury is in...]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

JI: Because, Diego, how can they NOT believe in this man?!

[Dos shakes his head then sprints off the ropes towards Fury... He grabs the ropes and...]

JI: VAMANOS MUCHACH-OH!

*CATCH*

[HUGE DEFLATION NOISE as Fury CATCHES SCD in his 619 attempt and then ROARS as he gets on his feet with the luchador in his arms!]

DH: SI! YES!

JI: Oh no!

[Fury eyes a corner and charges before leaping into the air and....]

*CRUNCHACRACKADOOOOMMMMM*

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BROKEN HEARTS SHATTERED EVERYWHERE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: RUDO!!!!

[The atmosphere has changed DRAMATICALLY as Fury lets the luchador fall to the canvas. The behemoth then glares down at his foe before pulling him up to his feet. Dos begins firing open handed chops and forearm shots to Fury..]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRI-

*SPIN*

*THUNDACRACKADOOOMSMACKAKRACKABOOM*

[HOLY SHIT!]

JI: SPINNING BACKFIST!

DH: CARAMBA! I think Dos is completely OUT COLD!

[The luchador is indeed in the La La land of unconciousness from the BRUTAL spinning backfist and Fury ROARS as he stomps around the ring! The monster stops his stomping then with a look of NEVER ENDING RAGE he pulls up the dead weight of the International Light Heavyweight champion and hooks him before...]

*CRACKATHUNDADOOOMMM*

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

JI: NEW EL MARTINETE!!

DH: IT IS OVER! IT IS OVER!

[Fury covers and the official jumps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[HOLY MASTER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION EVIL OVERLORD OF DOOM POP]

DH: RUDOS POR SIEMPRE!!!

FR: Here is your winner and the FIRST EVER... VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... FURY!!!

[The monster gets to his feet then throws his fists and head back as he ROARS triumphantly into the air! Viva Lucha boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, walks out of his office with a MASSIVE smile and is APPLAUDING like a madman for the masked behemoth. The referee hands Fury the INCREDIBLE looking Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship belt and he snatches it away and raises it HIGH into the air!]

[AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MONSTER IS CHAMP AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POP]

JI: On a night of NOTHING but history being made, the biggest triumph goes to this man... The most dangerous fighter on the planet.. And the first ever Viva Lucha Champion... FURY!

[The referee and a hispanic female medic who has hit the ring roll SCD out of the ring and tend to the KO'd luchador on the floor outside the ring.]

DH: Jose, I am going to give Senor Cloak Dos all the props in the world which goes against my better judgement. But I am not sure any one else would have lasted as long as he did against our champion.

[Fury STOMPS around the ring showing off his prize as the fans look STUNNED, saddened and a bit frightened.]

DH: But no one can stop this man, Jose.

JI: Only time will tell but tonight the victory and the glory belongs to Fury! That is all the time we have left for tonight, thank you all for watching and see you next time!

[Fury stops and turns to look directly into the camera and he stomps closer to it and holds up the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship as he ROARS into the camera and the scene fades to black.]

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