#cantonhumans

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statehuman headcanons but there’s like two other countries involved

- new york and long island (a part of new york) are married and had NYC. 

- both washington state AND berne are tired messes.

- new jersey has anger issues, but pennsylvania is trying to help him.

- schwyz (canton of switzerland) is reincarnation of schwyz (switzerland's mother).

- vaduz (liechtenstein) is a bitch. like a carbon copy of austria but worse.

- hands down new hampshire has a drinking problem.

- alabama and missisippi are the Troublemakers™ (may have stole this from Stik sorry). 

- however florida is the true crackhead. surprisingly, he is the most logical and serious when it comes to dire situations.

- kentucky has a crush on switzerland (swisstucky go YEET)

- missouri always gets forgotten but spends most her time playing hockey with canada.

- states and cities are taken to america in TWO ways, getting kidnapped (as in the cases of wyoming and sacramento) or just appear on his doorstep lmao.

- MANY humans have been ‘promoted’ to states, such as oregon (by election of their people), new mexico, and wisconsin.

- wyoming and illinois are homoromantic peeps

- only two states are actually related to america: alaska (child with russian empire), and delaware (child with a human named Amelia Hadlee).

this is all i got for now, hope you have a great day with this cursed knowledge

will update when i come up with other headcanons

#stateshumans #cantonhumans #statehuman headcanons #countryhumans #somewhat