#canon lucius: yea i think I'll publicly bully iz for being gay. that'll make him more likable and comfortable around the ship

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I think its incredibly funny how many people seem to think Lucius is this therapist™ and like really great at reading people when in reality he's a fucking dumbass. Like, his response to watching the most outrageously fake no tears crying from Calico Jack is to call Stede bitchy for calling him out. This man is gay and stupid as fuck and I have no idea what y'all are talking about lol

#fanon lucius: I've cracked the code i understand thd arithmetic and i can tell u all of izzys mental discorders in chronological order #canon lucius: idk stede that guy who tried to kill us a little bit ago seems pretty genuine. #canon lucius: yea i think I'll publicly bully iz for being gay. that'll make him more likable and comfortable around the ship #izzy who clearly has anxiety and just needs help: fuc u #y'all know in danganronpa when komaeda gets the lying disease and says he hates hajime #and then he storms out the room despite knowing about the lying disease #yea thats iz and lu #absolutely #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #lucius spriggs