#candyredask

[candyredterezii]

YOU CAN'T CALL PEOPLE MOMMY ANYMORE 😬😬😬😬

BECAUSE OF WOKE!

#candyredask #anonymous #mobile

[cannibalhousewife]

I think Patreon might set an expectation that kills you, but Ko-Fi might be good. It's worth looking in to their relevant percentage cuts at least, maybe another platform takes less. Other than that, woooo Dani stream, time to be weird in chat, woooooooo

yeah thats what i was worried bout w Patreon, Ko-Fi seems a lot more chill for a gal like me!!

and yeah!! i hope to one day soon.. i wanna get a good headset and stuff as well. i think it'd be fun to make a lil avatar to sit in the corner too!! i dunno

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

Columbo would be a good lover I think cause like, he'd make you cum and then when you think it's over, "just one more thing" and your eyes are rolling in to the back of your head.

don't talk about a happily married man like this ... what would his wife say and feel...

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

Going to be a nun but not in a "committed to God" way but in a "committed to the bit" way

they call those 'clowns'.

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

#candyredask #anonymous #this juxtaposition is gettingme

[candyredterezii]

Zendaya is meechee

it was so simple then...

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

eggs

butter

potatoes

carrots

spaghetti

american cheese

chicken nuggets

soap

toilet paper

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

Okay so we take a captcha of your brain right and we use that to create some sort of non manual system that reacts to things for you

#candyredask #anonymous #this is getting dystopian

[candyredterezii]

Oh you do comedy huh? Let's see it then 🤔

#candyredask #anonymous #finger of the monkeys paw closes or w/e idk

[candyredterezii]

Bite my shiny metal ass boy

#candyredask #anonymous #is this whattonight is gonna be huh #ldkjfg

[candyredterezii]

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#candyredask #anonymous #i totzally forgot.

[candyredterezii]

So when will Saw introduce a spin cycle trap to finally really capitalize on the effect?

shotgun carousel already exists

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

oh come on m

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

You ever find it funny when people do like, fancam gif moments or whatever they're called for Ghostface but from like, Scary Movie instead of Scream like this is a kind of CommentaryTM I think

honestly ppl should make more ghostface fancams but solely the one from scary movie

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

Oh I'm being normal for once and everyone ELSE is being weird about it. I can't steal jokes. I can't make my own jokes! I have to work for my jokes! Why don't I just lay down and DIE :(

once again this is how you all look to me

#candyredask #anonymous

[candyredterezii]

NOW HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU EVIL BOOP ME

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, DEBRAH ANN.

#candyredask #chunkecheeks #hover over the 'boop' next to the user name and wait for it to spin 3 times #KASDJFH