#call me boring and a killjoy all you want but i think holidays in general are the dumbest goddamn thing

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I love the "let's blow stuff up" holidays so much. Like, no. I don't have to get up at 7am, actually. I'd love for you to continue literally lighting money on fire into the wee hours of the morn. You have enough explosives to last you until 3:48am? By all means, friends, party away! It's not as if I have to work a 13 hour shift bright and early in the morning. It's not as if some of you are guaranteed to show up to my place of work after waking up at 2 in the afternoon asking why it's taking longer than normal to cook your food. It's actually my fault for having a job that operates during normal business hours. So sorry I'm an inconvenience to you.

#sarcasm #new years #call me boring and a killjoy all you want but i think holidays in general are the dumbest goddamn thing #in fact I'd go so far as to say i utterly despise holidays as a concept #what do you mean i can't get my silly white girl coffee tomorrow because the sun made a complete rotation?? #what do you mean i can't buy groceries on Thanksgiving - my one day off that week - because some crusty whites ate a turkey 400 years ago? #what do you mean i have to celebrate the birth of some guy i don't believe existed and bc of his alleged birth everything is closed? #like. i can understand a lot of Jewish and Muslim holidays because they actually celebrate shit like overcoming adversity #but the holidays most Americans celebrate are a waste of time and money and resources and i wish they'd die #anyway. it's 12:30 and the fireworks are beginning to die a little. #jk. they'll be going on until 3am. it's Tennessee. we love blowing shit up here. #and my neighbors are obnoxious girls in their late teens/early 20s and they'll be up screaming until they all pass out drunk #so like. fuck me i guess. it's not like i need sleep so i can be a functioning adult tomorrow. #sorry none of the rest of you like have jobs and other responsibilities every day of the year. i wish i could relate.