#c!karlnapityblr

[ladyddanger]

I came up with the best au in my sleep. Ok ok here me out. So Quackity falls asleep but when he wakes up it’s with Karl and Sapnap. Nothing has changed at all. They cuddle for a while and then he tells them about Las Nevadas which is still under construction. They love the idea so much. Quackity shows them Las Nevadas and they tell him how smart and talented he is. He spends the whole day with them. And then he falls asleep. Cut to learning the truth that Quackity is really trapped in a dream. He made a deal with the egg and it put him in coma. They only way out to give up what he wants the most. His perfect future.

#so what do we think?? #c!quackity #c!sapnap #c!karl #c!karlnapity #c!karlnapityblr

[cquackity]

they're holding hands

#karlnapityblr mutuals ignorethis post thanks i feel really sick this morning. #c!tntduo #personal

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

Name: Jo

Pronouns: Any

Age: Adult

Fandoms: DSMP (see disclaimers), QSMP, Life series, Minecraft, D&D, Pathfinder, JJBA, HxH, Portal, Warriors, musical theater. I guess I'm getting back into WoW lately too

Favorite characters: c!Quackity, c!Foolish, c!Tommy, c!Tubbo, c!Fundy. Giorno, Narancia, Jolyne. Killua, Meruem, Neferpitou. And uhhhhh Captain Nemo

Resume:

Best Analyst and Angstiest Poster in the Karlnapityblr awards

Best Manberg Analyst, Best Las Nevadas Crew Analyst, and 1/3 Best c!Quackity Analyst in the DSMPblr Analysis Survey

Pioneer of tw lobotomy

Tag listing (WIP):

My analysis

My fic

Cool art

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Sensitive content will be tagged as "tw [thing]," ex: "tw abuse" or "tw cannibalism"

Disclaimers:

I don't like cc!Dream. If you like cc!Dream, you are not going to have a good time here. This is your only warning.

Fans and apologists of any character are welcome, but if criticism of their actions makes you uncomfortable, you might have a bad time here. I'm willing to roast any character for their poor decisions, including - no, especially - my favorites. It's my way of showing love <3

I do occasionally criticize the writing on the dsmp server and in other media, but I try to keep overt negativity to a minimum.

Poppytwt and suicide baiters will be blocked on sight. Stop it. Get some help.

Okay that's all for now, have fuuuuun

#introduction #new pinned who dis

[codes-and-stuffs]

like 90% of karlnapityblr is c!quackity mains it's terrifying this why i hide in my hidey hole and don't go there

#codes codes

[halftheway]

yes quackblr/tntblr/karlnapityblr are popping. where is cfoolishblr. thats where i should be bc c!foolish was my first beloved blorbo & there is not enough appreciation for him

[ladyddanger]

c!karlnapity..??? for writing thing🧍🧍

Ofc cee. I went a little crazy lmao but I wanted it to be special

My dear beloveds - lost letters of the smp. RPG Au.

QUEST: spy for dream. Objective: sneak into Quackity’s office and find plans for his casino’s grand opening.

(Just as you’re about to give up looking you spot a small trash can almost hidden behind one of the huge bookshelves. You walk over and dig through it. Under piles and piles of old building permits, diet Coke cans and cigarettes butts you find a letter. It catches your eye because of how crumpled it is, as if Quackity balled it up with as much force as possible. You reach down and pull it out.)

[ITEAM DESCRIPTION]

You are holding what looks like a letter. It’s been crumpled up and there are tiny holes all over it. As you carefully smooth it out you see the ink has smeared slightly on the cream colored paper along with what looks almost like blood. Several words and sentences are angrily crossed out making dozens of small rips the paper. Still it’s readable. This is not what Dream is looking for but it could give you more insight into Quackity as a person or maybe even give you blackmail. Quackity will be back any moment. You could read the letter, maybe get more favor with Dream and risk Quackity catching you or get what Dream asked for and get out of here never knowing what the letter says.

[READ THE LETTER?]

[YES] [NO]

<This action will have consequences>

[YES]

(You open the letter and start to read)

Dear Sapnap and Karl

Today they played Here Comes The Sun on the radio and I thought of you. Remember dancing to that song in our tiny kitchen? I can’t ever remember being really happy before that. Every other moment is dull compared. It hurt being that happy. It felt like I was burning. I could have died and gone to hell and I would have been smiling. I wish you would tell me what I did wrong. That’s not the point of this letter, I just thought you would like know. I know you both loved that song. Consider it a peace offering to deal with this like the adults we all are.

Sorry for, forgive my rambling I’m not used to writing letters to two people at once. So deal me and my mess one final time because after this you won’t have to anymore. It’s been twelve weeks since we last talked. Not that I’m counting. I just checked.

Right now.

I have a calendar by my desk you know.

Anyway I assumed you both would want your stuff back. This letter will be taped to a package. Inclosed in the package you will find our your wedding rings. They were very expensive and I imagine you would want them.

Don’t worry I cleaned them. Sapnap that dent on yours is from when we where play fighting you bit my ring by mistake. Karl that K on yours is the one you carved into it. You made one in Sapnap’s too. So yeah I didn’t mess with them trust me. Or don’t. Sue me if you want but I’ll take you to court and I’m a very rich man now.

Sorry I didn’t mean that. And not just because threatening to sue looks bad In court. There’s a lawyer tip for you Sapnap! For that magic day you keep claiming is close. You know that one day when you kick those kids off our YOUR lawn and sue them for trespassing instead of feeding them and making sure they’re safe from mobs.

Karl. In this package you also will find your hoodies that I stole and refused to give back because they where big and comfortable. And they did look better on me by the way.

Be careful when you open this package please. (Even though I know Sapnap has probably already ripped it up by now.), some of its items are very delicate, I bought you guys some things for the wedding and it was too late to return them. So. I hope you enjoy. I would ask you to be careful again but I’m sure Sapnap tore through the package the moment he realized he was getting presents.

One more thing and then I’m done I swear. Fuck you both I’m sorry I wasn’t what you wanted Karl but in my defense I tried to tell you who I was and you wouldn’t listen. And honestly it’s not my fault you refused to listen. I am a murder. Your were right about me. But you knew that already. And Sapnap. I don’t blame you for choosing him. Really.

Sapnap if you still want something to do with me you are always welcome. Under everything else you will find a flyer for Las Nevadas. Visit anytime. Karl can go fuck himself. Is not welcome.

I don’t have anything I need back in your place so you can throw it away. Or keep it. Or send it back. I don’t care honestly.

Yeah so this is it. Goodbye. I heard a song and thought of you and I don’t now how long that’ll happened.

It scares me.

I will miss you for the rest of my life.

-Yours

-President

-Quackity

#hope you liked it! #rpg au #letters of the smp #c!quackity #c!sapnap #c!karl #c!karlnapity #c!karlnapityblr #karlnapityblr #quackblr

[ladyddanger]

c!Quackity: Sam I have an issue. Sapnap and Karl asked me to marry them. Should I say yes or does that sound too desperate? Like it’s giving clingy you know?

#it’s funny but also he’s traumatized #c!quackity #c!karlnapity #karlnapityblr #c!karl #c!sapnap #c!fiances

[ladyddanger]

KARLNAPITY FANS COME HERE

Mary on a cross is a Karlnapity song especially the line your beauty l never ever scared me

#I’m right #c!quackity #c!sapnap #c!karl #c!karlnapity #karlnapityblr

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

Throwing my hat in the ring

Please vote me (winner of "angstiest poster" on karlnapityblr survey, English major who's a little too invested in cannibal symbolism, number one stan of [insert any character with abandonment issues], pioneer of tw lobotomy, filthy communist) for best c!Quackity analyzer.

The competition is stiff, but I believe if we all work together we can make this happen <3

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

viceduo!

UNDERSTANDS C!Q SO WELL OH MY GOODNESS. The most valid tntduoer. There's a reason karlnapityblr has dubbed pup The Good One, though, and it isn't just because he knows his stuff. Very wonderful and warm presence who radiates enthusiasm and passion.

#asks

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

labor Union! Labor Union what is “The Monster!” I do not understand! /lh

Karlnapityblr is writing a horror movie about c!Quackity's fears and insecurities manifesting at the wedding because we want him to have a perfect happy ending but we also want him to suffer <3

#asks