#by the sea we’ll be comfy and cozy ; verse

[hauntthumans]

BENJAMIN “SWEENEY TODD” BARKER

42. heterosexual. he/him. was wrongly convicted for a crime he didn’t commit. spends his time in jail plotting revenge. wants nothing more than to see judge turpin dead. still has hope that lucy might be alive, despite what mrs. lovett said. thinks mrs. lovett is clingy and annoying but he likes her ideas. grows more and more paranoid as time goes on. fc: josh groban. primary.

ELEANOR “NELLIE” LOVETT

38. bisexual. she/her. has been in love with sweeney since she heard the story about him and turpin. is extremely jealous of lucy for getting to marry him. doesn’t like johanna because she’s proof that sweeney has no feelings for her. loves toby like he’s her own child. wants desperately for sweeney to take an interest in her but knows deep down that he never will. doesn’t like turpin because he took sweeney away from her. fc: annaleigh ashford. primary.

LUCY BARKER

40. heterosexual. she/her. didn’t want to go to that party but went anyway so as not to seem rude. rejects the judge’s advances even more after. loves her daughter more than life itself and, even after she takes the poison, does what little she can to make sure she’s safe. doesn’t like lovett at all. is absolutely heartbroken when sweeney is arrested and spends her days waiting for him to come back. takes the poison because she can’t live with herself for letting the judge do that to her. fc: ruthie ann miles. primary.

PHILLIP TURPIN

61. heterosexual. he/him. arrests sweeney so that he can have an easier path to his wife. doesn’t think that lucy will take poison and gives up on her once she does. takes johanna in because it’s the right thing to do and also because he thinks she’s pretty. has been intending to marry her since she was thirteen or so. threatens anthony and would have killed him if he hadn’t had to be in court. wasn't expecting sweeney to know him and genuinely liked him as a barber until anthony showed up. fc: patrick page. plotting only.

SIMON BAMFORD

55. heterosexual. he/him. has been working with turpin since they were young. knew phillip when they were children but didn’t properly meet him until they were adults. sometimes wishes it were him that was marrying johanna, but respects phillip’s wishes to marry her. the only reason he doesn’t kill anthony is because he had to patrol town. has been trying to get the beggars off the streets for years. doesn’t like lucy or lovett, as he thinks they're foolish and flighty. fc: john rapson. secondary.

DANIEL “ADOLFO PIRELLI” O’HIGGINS

32. heterosexual. he/him. used to work for sweeney when he was a child and greatly respected him. saw sweeney and lucy as parental figures. working for sweeney is the reason he’s a barber today. adopted toby from the workhouse. doesn’t like toby very much because he doesn’t bring in good sales. resents sweeney for getting arrested and leaving him without a job. fc: nicholas christopher. secondary.

JONAS FOGG

40. heterosexual. he/him. had an absolutely terrible childhood and was sent to the workhouse at a young age. managed to get out after a year and find work in an office building. worked his way up to become a higher-up and then, once he'd been there for three years, left. decided to open the asylum because something needed to be done about the lunatics in london and he was the best man for the job. treats the inmates absolutely horribly. uses the money he gets from the government on himself instead of putting it towards the asylum. fc: domnhall gleeson. plotting only.

verses

BENJAMIN “SWEENEY TODD” BARKER

the face of a prisoner in the dock ; verse - pre canon.

the demon barber of fleet street ; verse - canon.

sweeney’s weeping for yesterday ; verse - post canon.

his needs are few, his room is bare ; verse - modern.

hearing the music that nobody hears ; verse - crossovers/aus.

ELEANOR “NELLIE” LOVETT

i haven’t seen a customer for weeks ; verse - pre canon.

it’s man devouring man, my dear ; verse - canon.

have all the demons of hell come to torment me? ; verse - post canon.

by the sea we’ll be comfy and cozy ; verse - modern.

my, you do like a good story ; verse - crossovers/aus.

LUCY BARKER

had her chance for the moon on a string ; verse - pre canon.

alms for a miserable woman ; verse - canon.

never said that she died ; verse - post canon.

city on fire, rats in the grass ; verse - modern.

lunatics yelling in the street ; verse - crossovers/aus.

PHILLIP TURPIN

he was there alright, only not so contrite ; verse -pre canon.

when i offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance ; verse - canon.

there is indeed a higher power to warn me thus in time ; verse - post canon.

a pious vulture of the law ; verse - modern.

he made the devil so much stronger than a man ; verse - crossovers/aus.

SIMON BAMFORD

spoken of with great respect ; verse - pre canon.

you shall surely see me there before the week is out ; verse - canon.

i try my best for my neighbors ; verse - post canon. 

someone has called the beadle ; verse - modern. 

the beadle calls on her all polite ; verse - crossovers/aus.

DANIEL “ADOLFO PIRELLI” O’HIGGINS

sweeping up hair and the like ; verse - pre canon.

this is, from early infancy, the talent give to me by god ; verse - canon.

what are we going to do about him? ; verse - post canon.

to shave the face ; verse - modern.

for if you slip you nick the skin ; verse - crossovers/aus.

JONAS FOGG

we are one happy family here ; verse - pre canon.

all my patients are my children ; verse - canon.

smile for the gentleman ; verse - post canon.

now, where shall i cut? ; verse - modern.

to be corrected when they’re naughty ; verse - crossovers/aus.

#char : benjamin barker #the face of a prisoner in the dock ; verse #the demon barber of fleet street ; verse #sweeney’s weeping for yesterday ; verse #his needs are few‚ his room is bare ; verse #hearing the music that nobody hears ; verse #char : eleanor lovett #i haven’t seen a customer for weeks ; verse #it’s man devouring man‚ my dear ; verse #have all the demons of hell come to torment me? ; verse #by the sea we’ll be comfy and cozy ; verse #my‚ you do like a good story ; verse #char : lucy barker #had her chance for the moon on a string ; verse #alms for a miserable woman ; verse #never said that she died ; verse #city on fire‚ rats in the grass ; verse #lunatics yelling in the streets ; verse #char : phillip turpin #he was there alright‚ only not so contrite ; verse #when i offered myself to her‚ she showed a certain reluctance ; verse #there is indeed a higher power to warn me thus in time ; verse #a pious vulture of the law ; verse #he made the devil so much stronger than a man ; verse #char : simon bamford #spoken of with great respect ; verse #you shall surely see me there before the week is out ; verse #i try my best for my neighbors ; verse #someone has called the beadle ; verse #the beadle calls on her all polite ; verse