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blackhakumen · 1 year

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Mini Fanfic #1069: Poker Night (King of Fighters)

10:45 p.m. at Casino Palace......

Ramon: (Groans in Defeat with Cards in his Hands) Maldita sea, Krohnen, how have you beaten me this time!? I have four Kings in my hand!

Krohnen: Which is cool and all. (Crosses his Arms With a Smirk on his Face) But everyone knows that an Ace trumps any Kings or Queens you have in your disposal.

Ramon: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Sure it does. (Starts Grumbling in Spanish)

Krohnen: Hey, don't sit here and get at pissy me, casanova. Blame your predictable strategic skills for screwing you over. (Points at his Girlfriend Sitting Beside Him) And Angel for teaching me how to get good at Black Jack.

Angel: (Immediately Pouts at Krohnen) Krohnen! Stop dragging into your mischief.

Krohnen: (Shrugs) Just speaking the truth here, babe. I have gotten a lot better at the game thanks to you.

Angel: And I'm very proud of you for it. (Kiss Krohnen on the Cheek Before Crossing her Arms Together) But my point still stands here.

Antonov: Can I please get something more decent than a pair of twos? I'm running low on chips here!

Angel: Anty, you can't keep throwing your chips in every time you want a new hand.

Antonov: Yeah, but....who knows!? (Starts Twiddling his Fingers Bashfully) I'll might get lucky this time around....(Starts Pouting at Krohnen) Unless your Cookie over there manage to take it from me.

Ramon: He's gonna run all of us dry at this rate....

Krohnen: I can't help that lady luck is on my side tonight.

?????: Luck is a very lovely mistress indeed.

The gang turns around and sees an old, well dressed gentleman making his way towards their table.

?????: But she can only led you so far, if you're willing to put your intelligence to the test that is.

Krohnen: Uhh.... (Raises an Eyebrow at the Suited Man) Do we know you or.....

Antonov: Say.....Aren't you that Oswald fellow? The guy who fights with decks of cards in his hands?

Oswald: (Politely Tips his Hat Off Towards the Gang with a Smile on his Face) That, I am, my good sir. And you, lady and gentlemen, are just the group of people I want to see this evening. You see, I would like to challenge each of you in a simple game of Black Jack.

Angel: Oooooh~ A new challenger approaches?~ What's in it for us?

Oswald: Nothing too complicated I assure you. If one of you I'd able to beat me, then I will be glady to reward you $10,000.00 in cash. Lose and....well, it pains me to say this, but....(Gives Antonov a Bit of a Sinister Look in hus Eyes) I'm afraid I'll have to assassinate your former King of Fighters' Champion from where he stands.

The Gang: WHAT!?

Antonov: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock and Fear) B-B-But why me!? I didn't do anything to you!.....Have I?

Oswald: Oh no, you haven't done anything of the sorts, at least from what I'm aware of. It just so happens that my recent client....(Turns Around and Sees a Hooded Young Man Hiding Behind One of the Casino Machines Before Turning Back to the Group) Who shall no be named, has paid me to take you out, says that he find your existence bothersome in his eyes.

The former KOF champ whimpers in sadness as Angel gently rubs his back.

Krohnen: So you're making play a card game to save Antonov's life? (Transform his Robotic Arm into a Mini Drill) How about we cut the case and start kicking your suit wearing ass instead?

Oswald: You're welcome to try, scoundrel. But I'd rather we don't settle this in an all out brawl, especially in such a beautiful night like this.

Krohnen: (Rolls his Eyes) Seems like a boring ass night to me. (Grits his Teeth at Oswald) And the name's Krohnen....

Antonov: Now Krohnen, my boy, there's no need for you to get upset. (Smiles Reassuringly and Very Nervously) How about we give another round of Black Jack a chance here, yeah?

Ramon/Angel: (Quickly Nodding Their Heads in Agreement)

Krohnen: (Turns to Antonov and Rest of Their Crew) You.... do realize that we're gambling on your life here, right?

Antonov: True, but there's still a 50/50 chance for one of us winning!....Hopefully!

Ramon: We have the chance to safe our boss' life AND win the moolah he promised to give us. It's a win-win for all of us!

Angel: And we'll figure a way to get out this as soon as everything starts going south. Just trust us on this, Cookie.

Angel/Ramon/Antonov: (Gives Krohnen a Triple Puppy Dog Eyes) PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!?

Krohnen: (Stares at the Trio For a Few Seconds Before Sighing in Defeat) Alright, fine. We'll accept your challenge. (Points at Oswald While Glaring at Him) You better hold up your end of the bargain, four-eyes.

Oswald: I will. In the meantime .....(Takes Out a Deck of Cards Out From his Sleeves and Begins to Do Some Nifty Cards Tricks as He Makes his Way Behind the Group's Table With a Grin on his Face) Shall we get started then?

Angel: Wait! Before we do anything, everyone get up!

Krohnen: O....kay? (Gets Up From his Seat Along With the Others) What now?

Angel: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmmmmmmmm......Okay. (Points Out the Assigned Seats) Krohnenny, you sit here, Ramon, over there, Anty, over there, and I'll sit here.

Ramon: (Raises an Eyebrow at Angel) Is...this suppose to better our chances of winning in anyway?

Angel: (Smiles Brightly) Yep-Yep!~ Totally!~ (Smiles Sheepishly) Or....at least I hope it does......

Krohnen: ('Sighs') Here's hoping for a random miracle I guess.....(Takes a Seat He Was Assigned to Along With the Others)

Oswald: Now, I do hope we all remember the rules of this game. (Places Two Cards on Each Side of the Table) The dealer, such as myself, will not be showing his card and must stay 17 or higher at the start.

Krohnen: Sounds about right

Angel: Yep!~

Ramon: That's the rules.

Antonov: ('Nervous Gulp') W-We're ready when you are.....

Oswald: Great. Let us begin. (Turns to Antonov) Now, what would you like to do first, my good man?

Antonov: Hit me.

Oswald: You....sure you want to do that this early in the game?

Antonov: Crazy move on my part, but....(Smiles Sheepishly) w-who knows!? I'm sure the card you give me won't be too terribl-

Antonov receives 8 Clovers with a Queen and 7 Hearts in his Hand.

Antonov: (Eyes Widened andTwitches in Silent at his Cards in Front of Him For a Few Seconds Before Smiling Again) Welp! (Pulls Out a Notepad From Out his Coat Pocket) Time to write out my last will and testament! (Tears Start Falling Down From his Eyes) ('Sniff') In shame.....

Oswald: That....might've been the fastest loss I've ever seen happened in my career in gambling yet.

Ramon: (Shrugs) Luck and Antonov never mixed all that well I'm afraid......

Krohnen: Man's a walking bad luck charm.

Antonov: AHHHHHHHHAHH! (Burst Out Crying Before Burying his Head on the Table)

Angel: (Gently Rubs Antonov's Back Again While Glaring at the Duo) Boys! (Turns Back to her Boss Wity a Reassuring Smile on her Face) Don't worry, Anty. Los chicos and I boy will avenge you before you know it. Really hoping I don't have to eat those words, but that's beside the point!!

Krohnen: Your turn, Ramon.

Ramon: ('Sigh') Si, si....I heard you the second time, amigo...

Oswald: (Turns to Ramon) Would you like another card, sir?

Ramon: (Look at his Cards in Front of Him) With a hand like mines, I'll take as many as I can get. Hit me.

Ramon was given 2 Spades with 4 Diamonds and 3 Clovers in his hands.

Ramon: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Oh mi dios maldito.....Is Antonov's bad luck is starting rub off on me all of the sudden now? This is the worse hand I received yet. Hit me.

Ramon now receives a King.

Ramon: (Puts on. A Satisfied Grin) Ah now we're getting somewhere. I'm leaving it as is for now.

Oswald: A wise choice for now, my good man. (Turns to Angel) Now, miss, what would you like to have?

Angel: (Smiles Brightly) No cards for me, thanks!~

Oswald: (Eyes Widened a Tiny Bit in Genuine Surprise) Y....You're serious.

Angel: Yep. Serious as buzzy bee!~

Oswald: I admire you optimistic confidence, but you do realize that you only have fourteen in your deck, right? It'll cost you the game immensely if you continue to refuse the offer.

Angel: I'm aware of the risk, but answer stays the same. Besides, if anything, I'm willing to let my cutie of a novio handle things from here while we wait.

Krohnen: (Slowly Turns his Head to Angel in Surprise) What the fuc- Angel, are you seriously letting me do this shit alone?

Angel: (Happily Nodded) That's right!~ If there's anyone I trust enough to win this, it's you, Cookie~

Krohnen: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Not one of the greatest choices you've made so far really......

Angel: Krohnen!

Krohnen: What? I'm just saying!

Angel: You said you trust us.

Krohnen: I did and I still do! I just...('Sigh') Don't want to screw it up for all of you, alright?

Angel: (Puts on a Soft, Reassuring Smile on her Face) I know the situation we're in, is scary right now, but have a little more faith in yourself, okay? You can do this.

Ramon: (Simply Nodded With a Smile on his Face) She's right, amigo. Despite our chances, we still believe in you 104% give or take.

Antonov weakly gives Krohnen a thumbs up while weeping softly on the table.

Krohnen: ('Sigh') Alright. I'll carry this one for the team....Hopefully. .

Angel: (Smiles Brightly) That's the spirit!~ And to make sure you won't lose confidence, I reward you with some lovely good luck kisses~

Angel blows out three invisible kisses towards Krohnen's viewpoint.

Krohnen: Not sure that it'll do much, but thanks I guess.

Angel: I'll alsk give you very special, private loving making hours in Anty's bedroom tonight if you win~ (Winks at Krohnen)

Antonov: (Immediately Got his Head Up From the Table) Wait what?

Krohnen: Deal.

Antonov: But- What- No! I- WHAT!?

Ramon: (Rolls his Eyes) Guess I won't have any beauty sleep tonight....

Oswald: ('Sigh') Youth and romance.....Such a interesting combination to behold, no?

Krohnen: Yeah, sure, whatever. Are we gonna continue the game here or not?

Oswald: Yes, yes. Apologies for the delay. I do hope you have more sense than your lady friend there.

Angel: Oi!

Krohnen: My girlfriend never has any sense.

Angel: OI!

Krohnen: But since you wanna be a cheeky bastard so badly.....(Separate Two of his Cards From Sode to Side) then I would like to split my hand into two.

Oswald: Interesting choice of events. But there's just one problem with that I'm afraid

Krohnen: What is it?

Oswald: If you plan on splitting your hand, then you must make another bet on the other half of your hand.

Krohnen: Oh, I'm aware. And that's why I'm offering Phoenix, as part of the wager.

Angel: Phoeni- ('GASPS') Krohnen, that's your ride you're betting on!

Ramon: You sure about this, camarada? You seem to really like that bike of yours.

Krohnen: Yeah, but......It's whatever at this point, you know? It's hell of a better option than betting on something more important.

Oswald: Not the possession I would've imagine, but I suppose it'll do for the time being.

Krohnen: You're gonna keep over analyzing over there or are you gonna give me my card already?

Oswald: Not the suspense type of fellow I see....

Krohnen: Not when money and one of our lives are involved.

Oswald: Suit yourself.

Krohnen receives 8 Spades on one side.

Krohnen: Gimme another.

Krohnen then receives 9 Clovers on the same side.

Oswald: (Smirks a Bit) ('Hmph') Well, isn't this a misfortunate turn of events. It seems your luck is starting to dwindle rapidly with only one hand remains.

Krohnen: More than enough to take the win. Now hit me!

Krohnen receives 4 Hearts on top of his 6 Diamonds on the other half of the broken hand.

Oswald: Seems you're not looking too good, my friend. You're down to one final card. I do hope you know this could ultimately decide the fate of your former champion, yes?

Antonov: (Crosses Two of his Fingers in Plead) Please, please, please make this one count. I'm too old to fear for my life right now!

Ramon: Maybe I should've made another hit when I had the chance.......

Krohnen: You think I was born yesterday? I know the risk and I ain't backing down worth a shit.

Oswald: If you insist.....

As tension continues to rise and the gang's (minus Krohnen) concerns begins to show in each of their faces, Oswald gives the blue haired young man hus final card for the night which just so happens to be......

Oswald: (Eyes Begins to Widened Again) What? An Ace?

Ramon: Then. that means.....

Krohnen: (Smirk Starts to Show) I came out with 21 in total. Pressure's on you now, four-eyes.

Antonov: My god.....(Smiles Tearfully) My live is saved......

Angel: I knew you had it in ya, cookie!~

Oswald: I wouldn't start celebrating just yet. I have yet to reveal the second card in my hand.

Krohnen: Then do it already.

Oswald: That's what I'm doing right now, thank you. Youngins these day.....

Oswald turns his other card around revealing itself to be one measly Joker, much to his dismiss.

Oswald: Well. This truly is unfortunate.

Krohnen: (Smirk Grew Wider) Game, set, and match.

Antonov: (Immediately Gets Up From his Seat in Joy) We won! WE FREAKING WOOOOOON!!!~ (Pulls Ramon and Angel into a Heartdy Group Hug)

Ramon: Choke.....Choking me!

Angel: (Giggles Softly) We're happy for ya, gran chico!~

Oswald: (Smiles a Bit) I must admit, Krohnen, your play this evening has colored me impressed. (Sticks his Habd Out a Krohnen for a Proper Handshake) Well done.

Krohnen: (Accepts the Gesture) Thanks. I guess you're really not that much of a dick than I thought. I actually had a fun time in a casino for once.

Oswald: Glad that you did. Now, how about I take each of you out to eat? It'll be my finest of treats.

Angel: $10,000 prize AND free dinner!? This HAS to be the luckiest night our lives, Krohnenny!~

Krohnen: (Grins Victoriously) You damn right it is, babe.

Meanwhile in the Distance.....

Kukuri: (Angrily Throws his Binoculars Down on the Ground) GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK SHIT!! I can't believe I wasted $100,00 on that crap! I want a refund damnit!

?????: Kukuriiiiiii......

The hooded young man's eyes widens in fear as he slowly turns around to the source of the familiar voice, which just so happens to belong to his master, Dolores.

Dolores: What is this I hear about you planning a assassination on that poor man?

Kukuri: I....I. ca ex-PLAIN!? (Wonces in Pain as He Immediately Gets hus Ear Pulled by his Own Mother)

Dolores: Oh i will make you explain EVERYTHING once we get back to our hotel rooms! Have you lost your goddamn mind, young man? I have had it up to here with you nonsense right now! (Continues Scolding her Son as She Drags Him Out of the Casino with Ease)

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whatisshelties · 4 months

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Once more, I am frustrated with attempting to compete in multiple sports. I also don't want/can't afford to trial every single weekend.

I am now looking at how many events I may want to do in the next...six months. It all depends on priorities/goals.

I'm like...do I want to qualify for NADAC Champs? You don't have to qualify to get in, but you're not guaranteed entry unless you qualify. I dunno if this is a realistic goal considering how I suspect Mud feels about the sport and how freaking stressed out about his body I would be ALL YEAR. Though it is NADAC and he will be a Skilled/Vet dog, so he can jump 12". There's only 2 runs a day over 4 days. I think Sunday there's only one now. Can I afford it? I might be able to write off some expenses if I were to get a vendor booth (which is likely.) Qualification for Elite is 100 pts in the current year in Regular and/or Chances. A Q is usually 10 points. Sometimes can be 5, sometimes can be more (but I'm not doing bonus boxes/lines with Mud, lol.) Pre-elite is 80 points, no more than 120 pts can come from Elite Qs in the dog's life.

Which leads me to priorities/goals and having to choose between events. This month, I'm entered in two AKC trials. There's a NADAC trial and a scent work trial sandwiched between them. I was not planning to enter either of those events. BUT If I want to qualify for Champs, I probably should enter a day of the NADAC trial. I don't really feel like driving 1.5 hours to the shows 3 weekends in a row. I have made finishing Novice AKC agility titles a priority, since they've kind of got a time limit and are not as common as they used to be. I also will not run AKC on fake turf, which limits the trials available. Hopefully we'll knock this out in the two shows I am entered in.

The following weekend starts February and the sheltie club is hosting an agility trial. I kind of wanted to go volunteer and support the club offering more than conformation, even though I'm not a member yet (I've attended enough meetings to get approved, tho.) Then there are events the next THREE WEEKENDS. Junior Handler agility trial (NADAC) and carting and a scent work trial I'm not going to enter because they aren't offering all 4 elements each day are on one day. A NADAC trial the following weekend (good judges). The next weekend is a scent work trial that have considered entering.

There's a little bit of a breather after that in March...unless he doesn't finish his AKC titles in January. There's one of those the first weekend of the month. Mid-March there is a NADAC trial 1.5 hours away and then local trials start up the next weekend. However, the weekend of the local trial I have an art show thing (yay income), and the other day of that weekend is the first WCRL Rally trial. I'd really like to support that new venture, but like...if I want to go to Champs, I should go to the agility trial, right?

I had not really made any plans to compete in scent work until the dog club's local trial in April. Since I still wasn't sure what Mud's stomach would be doing. He seems to be tolerating trials ok again. Turns out "our" trial is the same weekend as a NADAC trial. Do I want to qualify for Champs? There's actually not much on my calendar for this month, just 2 things on the same weekend. Looks like ASCA trials start back up this month. Do I want to spend time/money on ASCA rally or agility?????

May actually doesn't appear to have any conflicting event weekends. Just stuff every weekend. Local NADAC trial, followed by a less local NADAC trial in a nice covered arena. I think Mud likes dirt surfaces, so would be fun to go to that. Then there's ASCA rally and obedience alternating over 4 days the next weekend. After that, there's a LOCAL!!! ORT!!! I will finally hand over the annual member fee for NACSW. (I still dislike that it is annual. I'm not even guaranteed to trial unless I make it my life to travel like come on.)

Then there's a local NADAC trial the next weekend in June. That's the last trial on the calendar right now that happens before the Champs qualification deadline in August.

If I entered every NADAC trial available starting in February (minus the one day of the art show), we would have 42 opportunities to get 8 or 10 Qs (depending on what levels I decided to enter and collect points in). If I don't enter the weekends we have things, we've got 30...if I enter both days of the shows I have to drive 1.5 hours for. That's 3 shows. So, if I only chose to enter one day of those three, and pick the day with maximum opportunities, I have 24. If I scale that back, and don't enter February because I decide to enter the JH trial or go to the carting show and enter scent work, so I'm not at dog events 3 weekends in a row, that's 20. Twenty-two if I enter the JH trial instead of just visiting the carting show.

What's tough about choosing scent work or agility at this point is like...I know Mud likes scent work better, but I don't really have goals for it? He's also in Advanced now and I'm not sure we are ready for Excellent yet, so I'd probably dink around in Advanced until I felt more confident about his skills at a trial. Since he doesn't even seem to really love trialing anyway. I don't know if more experience would help. Though scent work is one of those things we can just continue to plug away with since it's so low impact. Kind of like novice level obedience, lol.

#these are such first world problems it is ridiculous #i guess i should be grateful we take a break in the summer #so it's not like we're competing all year #but it does cram everything into a couple months #so idk if it's any better

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kyuala · 3 years

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7 minutes in heaven with cravity

a/n: these are all assuming ur comfortable w it of course! no smut here.

serim

he wants to kiss you like he REALLY wants to kiss you but the first thing he's gonna do is make sure you're comfortable

homeboy does get a little bashful before making a move

holds you sooooo tight BRO his hands are gonna be firmly placed on your waist or your ass if u let him

doesnt wanna jump the gun or seem clingy but will continue things after the 7 minutes are up if u want tbh

allen

honestly before anything he can't believe his luck like he was expecting literally anyone else but you

a gentleman through and through like sir this isn't a date at a fancy restaurant but thank you for holding the closet door open for me anyways

wants to kiss you but is also down to just talk the entire time you're there

if you kiss he'll make sure to bring his A game to ensure you'll wanna do this again outside the closet hehe

will want to stay by your side the rest of the night tbh but he'll be chill if you need space

jungmo

nervous but excited. a lil blushy too

avoids eye contact unless you show him you want to kiss him too, then he's like 👁️👄👁️ at you

wants things to stay soft n chill and will take it slow bc honestly he's not worried abt the time limit. he just wants to enjoy this time with you

i feel like he would have the softest of touches and he would quietly giggle a lot too 😔 pls

he's a lil bashful afterwards but he's also like this :] the rest of the night

woobin

u know that surprised lil face he does? thats his reaction right up until you gotta walk into that closet

i honestly dont know what he would do lmfao i feel like he wouldn't rly try anything bc he doesn't wanna disrespect u somehow or he would just say something like "we dont have to do anything u dont wanna do"

idk man if yall do end up kissing i feel like he wouldn't really be as nervous outwardly? like he would be rly chill, take things slow and keep taking little breaks, reassuring you if needed

rly mysterious abt what went down in the closet when u both walk out like his friends will ask and he will just stay silent

wonjin

he's gonna be soooo cocky it's like he thinks you used telekinesis to make the bottle point to him yourself or something

once inside the closet he actually has no idea what to do lmfao

he WOULD be all talk if he wasn't also fucking insane so once he snaps out of it he'll be all up on you

walks out with this dopey look on his face and tells his friends he's found the one and that he's gonna marry you even tho y'all just made out a little bit

minhee

thinks this is weird

didn't even wanna play in the first place

if he's already attracted to you tho he might start to reconsider a little bit

will not go beyond a few kisses tho and his hands stay on your back at all times

walks out red as tomato like bro he just wants to go home (and maybe text you later to say he enjoyed himself)

hyeongjun

as soon as the bottle stops he just Freezes .

most likely to just blurt out a random compliment bc he's nervous and you're hot and that makes him even more nervous

he wants to come closer, he wants to kiss you but he just doesn't know what to do with himself so he'll just bashfully and uncertainly inch closer to you while dropping hints if you don't take the first step

it will all be rly cute and soft with him no matter the desire between you two, pls 🤕

taeyoung

excited but hides it well (he might do a lil victory dance when he thinks ur not looking)

tries to make light conversation first instead of jumping right into it, makes a few jokes here n there to break the tension

does not complain when you get right into the kiss though, i mean who is he to say no

will probably want to keep things chill for the 7 minutes

high-fives his friends when y'all walk out but he's not an asshole about it

seongmin

wants to die right from the get-go

if u thought minhee's blush was bad you should see seongmin's, it's BAD

will stay frozen in a corner as far away from you as possible if you don't take the initiative to get closer

his face is burning and his heart is thumping in his chest from a simple liplock but he battles it like a champ bc he wants you to think he's a good kisser and want to kiss him again

has logged out from the moment the bottle stopped like everything his friends or even you say to him afterwards just doesn't register he's in space man

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thithesandofferings · 3 years

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“Touch Starved” FF7 Crew

How Characters of Final Fantasy Act when their S/O touches them.

SFW/ NSFW Themes- hinted Yandere themes/ Hinted Necrophila themes (only cause Hojo-) just overall holysome.

General S/O

Part 2.

CLOUD

-SFW

We know. We all know. We can smell it at this point.

Leans away automatically when you gets close.

But will quickly apologize and blush. Looking so guilty you cant help but feel bad for the guy.

Will physically shake and ball his fist when you decidedly sit on his lap.

He becomes an actual human tomato

You wanna hear Cloud stutter? Give him a surprise back hug.

You’ll feel the burn of embarrassment.

-NSFW

The first time you touch him- he comes in three seconds. I'm sorry.

With Soldier on his side he can get it back up before his flushed face has died down (plot twist- it hasnt).

He's more prepared next time

Unless you edge him. Then he might cry

Actually expect there to be tears.

Poor baby will be so overstimmed he’d lose his mind.

Grabbing your hair and arms trying to ground himself.

Cant help himself when he fucks your throat too fast.

Loves to see you look up at him crying and wet.

His moans are becoming so Loud.

He tries to cover his mouth but you immediately take it

Maybe even lick his palm so you can watch him stutter and choke.

He’s gasping and moaning by the time he comes. hes so overstimmed he has to push you back.

Gets you on his lap and just hugs you silently.

Congrats. You’ve broken him.

SEPHIROTH

-SFW

I love this man

He may be touch starved but thats because everyone is terrified of him.

For good reason

But plot twist- he touches you first.

Right? Who knew?

(But have you seen how much he touches cloud i-)

It would shock you at first, but it seems like that is an invitation to touch him back right?

Wrong

You touch his shoulder off-handedly to get his attention and he swiftly draws Masamune on you.

You almost die.

But he sees that its you and quickly backtracks. Bringing you into a begrudging hug.

“Its not often that I get touched so suddenly little one, please forgive me”

I mean of course you do. Hes Sephiroth.

He wants you to keep touching him. It delights him that you can be so comfortable with him.

Quirks his lips and hums when you do small things or grab his hands when you want to lead him somewhere.

-NSFW

Wears the scratches on his back like a champ

The first time you did it, he fucked you so hard he had to carry you to the bathroom

(He left you a nice gift the next day when you woke up; an apology for dicking you down so hard. Such a gent.)

Likes when you tug his hair when he’s eating you out.

Whether pulling closer or trying to pull away because this is the third orgasm he's yanked from you.

Loves when you ride him (ha when you actually get to) and you're so close that your noses are touching.

He loves that every part of your body is touching and caressing him.

It shocks him that YOU want something like that.

Loves when you leave bruises on him. It's a privilege because he's never let anyone get close enough.

Please love him

TSENG

- SFW

Tseng Tseng Tseng-

He hasnt been touched in centuries

Why? What does it bring him? Will it protect Rufus?

Someone help him please

He’d be very stoic with a healthy dose of confusion.

Once again...why?

You explain to him that it's just how you show your love

You also do your best to ignore the slight blush. You saw nothing.

He has to get used to the longer hugs

He’s used to seducing others for his job

But the intimacy is hard for him. He’s never allowed himself to feel vulnerable around anyone.

He lets you rub his arms slowly as you hug him. Lets you rock back and forth with your head under his chin.

“Decides” that he should “allow” you to kiss his forehead.

Most definitely wants head scratches but will never EVER admit it. He’d rather die.

But he’d also casually lay his head on your lap.

Just dont tease about how his shoulders loosen up- he’ll get right up because he has a “call” from Rufus.

-NSFW

You start to realize when you give him surprise hugs- that he fucks you deep

Legs folded, mating press- the whole nine yards

He leaves you shaking and crying in the wee hours of the morning when you gave him just a few too many forehead kisses earlier that day.

Wants to literally worship every part of your body.

Is afraid you might disappear.

He is nothing if not efficient.

Doesn't stop when your walls are fluttering around him the first time.

Pushes your shaken body almost through the mattress when he requests (demands) another round.

Will kiss your up and down your body and will gasp lightly when you want to do the same.

Best believe that if your reciprocate with the same energy, he will fuck you until you fall unconscious.

He doesnt want you to see him loving you as much as he does.

RUDE

He’s so stoic. Its taken you awhile to figure out how his expressions (behind his sunglasses lol)

Rude is the one of the people who actually indulges you

Moreso in private, when he can just enjoy you without the hassle of his teammates.

He has a reputation to keep up

You make sure you smooth out the frown lines when youre reaching up to talk to him

Pet his head and watch him silently preen.

Likes to sit in between your legs whilst he cleans his guns.

Very domestic. We live.

Will gladly let you sit on his lap and wrap yourself around him.

Will also carry you around the house if you decide to not unwrap your legs.

Is very stiff with hugs until you refuse to let go and then when he hugs back, he’ll curl himself around you in almost a shield like fashion.

You feel very protected.

-NSFW

Loves to relax and if he can be touching you and relaxing at the same time- hes content.

Which is why he loves cockwarming.

Adores feeling your gummy walls clamp down on him whilst he’s doing another task or on the phone.

He’s so expressionless that no one really has a clue whats going on

(Maybe Reno- he’s probably gotten hard from your whimpering alone)

Its been only a few minutes and Rude is hissing and shifting. Not used to being such a...snug position.

Shushes you when you complain. Forcing your hips down further to grind on him knowing it’ll just bring his sensitivity even higher.

He craves hearing your whines and likes when you don't sit still. But he won't tell you that.

Likes getting off the phone and fucking you stupid until your legs cant move.

He just fucks you harder- hammering his hips into you with a strained growl.

Rude hopes he never gets rid of the sensitivity.

-HOJO

-SFW

I-

Yall he’s really a dumpster fire.

Why are you reading this far?

This man is most definitely touch starved.

Will think you’re trying to kill him

Really the only thing he touches is his experiments

Will get very angry out of nowhere

You may have to touch him for long periods of time before he gets used to you

His hands are either really really sweaty or really really dry and rough. No inbetween. No amount of lotion will help.

Might kill you if you bother him too much

-NSFW

Touch him too much and he might consider necrophilia

I dont make the rules

A little yandere and will probably keep you tied up in the dark

Wants you all to himself- all your noises and whimpers and breathing

Will do his very best to fuck you into a coma

Maybe give you a pill to help with that

Stroke game rough but thats cause he wants to own you in the fastest way possible

Is actually a fan of snowballing- who knew.

#final fantasy #final fantasy 7 #Finaly Fantasy VII #cloud strife #final fantasy headcanon #rude #sephiroth #tseng x reader #ff7 hojo #cloud strife x reader #i am so sorry #Dont ask why i put hojo #Break the holy barrier #sephiroth x reader #rude x reader #thithesandofferings

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Waverly Earp x Reader

Summary: You’re part of a werewolf community in Purgatory and your mate is Waverly.

Warnings: Light cursing?

(Your wolf form and jacket that everyone in your pack wears. I made Waverly and Champ break up earlier, like before episode 1, because I've only watched 5 episodes so far and don't know when they break up.)

Being mated to a human wasn't an impossible thing, uncommon at most, but being a wolf with the alpha gene being mated to a human was never heard of. When your a pup, for the first 5 years of your life you go to the pack hospital to look at the newborns in hope of imprinting. You never imprinted on any of the wolfs and that scared your parents into thinking you were mate less. Which was not a good thing considering that you were next in line to lead the pack and needed to continue the bloodline, alpha's never birth the heirs no matter the gender. It wasn't til you went out into town the first time that you imprinted, on Waverly Earp. Your parents had no idea what to do, you had a mate now but they were human and wolves weren't supposed to reveal themselves unless absolutely needed. Of course, there were whispers all through Purgatory about your pack and how they all thought you were a cult or something, some even thought you were wolfs. The leather jackets and walking into town to get food and beer in groups of three probably didn't help. The only people who knew about werewolves were Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. Against your parents wishes, you did befriend Waverly in high school and had been acquaintances since you graduated. Giving each other the occasional nod or quick hi in passing or when you went to Shorty's with your friends to get a drink.

You had just heard that Waverly's Uncle died, of course only three days after Champ breaks up with her, and that Wynonna might be coming back to town. So after alpha training, you snuck out. You went to Shorty's when you knew Waverly had a break and went up to the room that was now just hers. You knock on the door, quietly but firmly. "Waverly?" You say, hoping she hears you or maybe she's asleep. You knock again before putting your hand on the door knob, which is unlocked. Your eyes widen in surprise that the door is unlocked and against your better judgement slowly turn the handle to open the door. You frown at the sight of Waverly curled up in her bed, tear stains covering her face. You knew that you should probably leave, so she didn't wake up to see you in her room staring at her but your wolf would kick you if you did that. You walked towards the small bathroom in the room and wet a face cloth. You walk back over to Waverly and softly start wiping the tear stains away. Waverly does end up waking up, slowly, but you focus on your work instead of freaking out. "Y/n?" You give her a small smile before finishing up wiping her face and laying the face cloth out to dry. You go back to where you were before and crouch down again. "Yeah?" "Why are you here?" You let out a sigh at her question. "Well I heard about Champ, an absolute idiot by the way, and your Uncle, and that Wynonna might be coming back to town. I thought you could use a friend right now." Waverly gives you a smile and grabs your hand, causing your wolf to go crazy. "Come on, I know crouching like that isn't comfy." Waverly says motioning to her bed. You raise your eyebrow in surprise and confusion. Waverly rolls her eyes, "What your here and I haven't had anyone to cuddle with in a while and I'm grieving." You roll your eyes but get into the bed with her, making sure there was a obvious amount of space between the two of you. Waverly, of course, completely ignores the space you tried to leave and rolls over onto you and lays her head on your chest. You feel like your heart is beating out of your chest and your wolf is yelling at you to mark her. When you wake up the next day, still in bed with Waverly, you know your screwed. You swiftly but quietly get out of bed and put pillows down to take your place. You try to sneak back into camp but get caught by one of the guards on duty. "Y/n? Where have you been? I have to take you to your parents." You groan, knowing your about to be in a whole ton of trouble.

You did get in trouble, it would have been better if you had spent the night with a random person but spending it with Waverly made it worse. You weren't allowed out the house for the whole day. To say you were bored was an understatement. The next day, when your finally free, you immediately go to find Waverly to apologize for just disappearing. But when you get to the room, it looks ransacked and Waverly was no where to be seen. You run out of the room and run to Gus's house and see blood on the floor. "Shit." You mumble, trying to think of where the Earps could be. The Homestead, you thought before running out the house again. You have no idea why they would go there but it was the only place you could think of. You make sure no one is around before changing into your wolf form. You take off in a sprint and almost trip when you see whats going on. Wynonna is sitting in front of Waverly in a protective manner, Peacemaker no where to be see, and a revenant aiming a gun at them. You also see a black van coming but it's going to take too long. You decide that this is one of those life or death moments when your allowed to reveal yourself and you figure it's okay since the Earp's know about revenants anyways, so they should be able to handle the idea of werewolves.

So you dart forwards towards the revenant and right before he can fire a shot, you tackle him. You and the revenant roll around some in the dirt fighting and by that time the black van had fully pulled up with Dolls getting out with his gun drawn. "Don't shoot!" Waverly yells at him, she doesn't know why but something about the wolf is familiar to her. You are finally able to get your mouth around the revenants throat and "kill" him. You step off of and away from the body once your completely sure the revenant is taken out. You look over at Waverly and Wynonna to see that Waverly got the rope off of her neck and that Wynonna had retrieved Peacemaker and was pointing it at you. You looked behind you to see a guy who was also pointing a gun at you. You walked away from the body slowly, making sure to stay in the middle of the three people, and nudge your head towards the revenant looking at Wynonna. She seems to get what your saying and moves forwards slowly, still not fully trusting you. You would have bowed your head to show that you meant no harm but it was not known of alpha's to bow to anyone except elders or the previous alpha. You also would have transformed back to human form too but your wolf was experiencing too much adrenaline from fighting after so long. You let out a howl of pure adrenaline and one that signified that there needed to be a meeting after Wynonna shot the revenant. Your howl caused the man behind you to tense, like he expected something to happen.

You finally felt your self calm down and didn't know if you should super reveal yourself or not. You decided that if you did, you would be in trouble but at the same time you could finally be completely honest to Waverly about what she was to you and how you had actually developed feelings for her over the years. You felt your bones start to shift and slowly felt yourself stand back up to normal height. "Y/n?" Waverly said in confusion. Wynonna and Dolls looked at Waverly confused, guns still drawn. "Umm, surprise?" You say chuckling nervously. "How? Who? What?" Waverly says walking up to you and doing a few laps around you before stopping and standing right in front of you. By now, Wynonna and Dolls had put their guns away and were watching the scene before them unfold. "You're a... wolf?" "Werewolf, technically." You correct her, rubbing the back of your neck. "And I thought revenants were the only thing different in Purgatory. Damn, was I wrong." "I know you have questions, which I can totally answer but I feel like there is one more thing I should tell you." Waverly looks up at you confused, causing you to feel even more nervous. "Well besides the fact that I am in love with you and have been since junior year..." You say causing everyone's mouths to drop in shock. "Your in...?" You interrupt Waverly, "Please let me finish. But yes, yes I am. You are also my mate." Waverly, having common knowledge about wolfs, mouth drops even more. "Mate!?"

#waverly earp x reader #wynonna earp #female x reader #female character

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nostuntmanneeded · 3 years

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I someone still pressed about the Variety panel and I also read somewhere below talking about the paggro thing and I eally don't get how people are still not over with him being passive aggressive and why some can't get over the damn interview. He was asked a question and that's how he decided to answer, let it go. It might not have been related to the answer but I don't see hows that any of our business since the question was meant for him and not us, you just keep on proving and proving him right about people always having a comment about his life when your still right here talking about it over a month after he said it. By the looks of it, he seemed like he was champing at the bit and was looking for an opportunity to say that because he was probably frustrated by the amount of people prying over every aspect in his life, you were the same people who drove him to that frustration and you're the same people he was referring you, I don't get why people are so mad about it. It wasn't a dick move or unprofessional move, he's an actor not the politeness cop and he didn't directly insult and deliberately someone and you shouldn't even feel this affected by it unless you're guilty. Funny how people a lot of people spend a good amount of time calling out other people but suddenly gets all defensive and pissy when they're the one being called out like people are really saying 'he needs to stop doing this' 'they need to talk to him about this' and why? You don't wanna get called out again?

Also how are we not over the passive aggressive thing? In no situation does it make it okay for you to dictate people how to feel and how to deal with how they feel regardless of what they did. What kind of logic is 'oh you made a mistake so you don't get to feel this way'? especially if the person didn't even did anything that remotely worsens what they did like denying it or attacking people who called on their bullshit and let's be real here, people didn't just 'genuinely' called him out, a lot of y'all went berserk making memes, leaking his address, bringing up issues that happened years before that had nothing to do with the present issue and bombarding them both with comments and messages and the the best part is the way a lot of people dealed with the situation was guess what? Passive aggressive 🤡 Istg people get so trigger happy with this word. No one is saying you were wrong for calling him out, a lot of people simply went overboard and you just refuse to accept it, it may have been one person who leaked the address but it was still a fan who is part of the group of people who are constantly prying on his life and overanalyzing everything. Go ahead and research everything about his life, monitor him and call him out if you want but don't get so triggered and defensive once you're the one being called out. When will people understand that it's not okay to dictate people how to feel and deal with their own feelings and anxiety? 🤦‍♀️

I agree!

This particular interview was already proven to be filmed around the time when Sebastian was getting "canceled" on Twitter again. He was in a lot of stress and his anxiety was probably heightened.

Some people are just like that when they have heightened anxiety. It's a common behavior and attitude. Imagine getting "canceled" on Twitter, and then having to wake up and do an interview. It's a lot of pressure.

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