#but its no wonder all the elves are fucking twigs theyve never heard of the word protein

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Not to be dramatic but I think I would die immediately if I had to survive solely on the food in the lost cities

#some of their food tastes like meat we know that #but it all seems so LIGHT #don't get me started on how sophie regularly eats deserts or desert like foods for a meal #do they have savory or spicy or crunchy foods? unclear! #if they do its definitely not a large variety #HOW is sophie not sick of it all #ive made mallowmelt. you cant eat much of it at a time without getting sick of it #yet EVERYONE is eating a bunch of it alongside other sugary/sweet food #i dont care what they think after a week i would slaughter some extinct bird and have fried chicken #i know that youth gives them nutrients or whatever. but it CANNOT be healthy #sophie you were in high school you should know what you should eat and how much #now i might be using the wrong word here #but its no wonder all the elves are fucking twigs theyve never heard of the word protein #speaking of twigs #with how much sugar sophie and co consume on the daily its a miracle theyve gained no weight #elves dont seem to exercise very mucu so HOW are they maintaining it #edaline you should never be in charge of a child you keep giving her FUCKING. SUGAR. #breakfast? sugar! lunch? sugar! supper? sugar! #repeat after me: WELL. BALANCED. MEALS. #eat a fucking vegetable please. its all you have except sugar please for the love of god. #sophie has no tastes buds left because her go to for everything is sugar #do you enjoy having stomachaches sophie? is that it? #THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING SUGAR. #keefe over here in the forbidden cities having the time of his life finally eating something other than sugar #kotlc #im calm. im calm. #< seething with rage