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Duke Reviews Xtra: Dumbo 2019

Hello I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Another Duke Reviews Xtra Where We Continue Our Look At Disney

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And Last Sunday On Duke Reviews, I Reviewed Dumbo, So, Since I Looked At The Original On There We Might As Well Do The Remake Here...

Directed By Tim Burton, This Movie Sees A Family That Works At A Failing Travelling Circus That Encounters A Baby Elephant With Extremely Large Ears Who Is Capable Of Flying Which They Use To Help Save The Circus...

But When The Circus Attracts A New Investor (Played By...)

They Soon Discover His New Plans That Conceal Dark Secrets...

Will The Family Stop The Investor And Save Dumbo?

Let's Find Out As We Watch Dumbo...

The Movie Starts In 1919 As The Medici Bros. Circus Packs Up And Gets On Board Their Train, Casey Jr. To Go On Tour To Various Locations...

Stopping In Joplin, The Circus Sets Up As We Meet Milly And Joe Farrier (Played By Finley Hobbins And Nico Parker, Who Is Honestly The Worst Thing In This Movie, I'm Sorry But The Girl Just Cannot Act)...

Whose Mother Died From The Flu While Their Father, Holt Farrier (Played By Colin Farrell) Fought In World War 1 And Is Returning Today..

But Unfortunately He Lost His Left Arm In The War And Is Unable To Do What He Used To Do In The Circus But Asking The Owner, Max Medici (Played By Danny Devito) For A Job...

Wait A Minute! 1st Off Since This Is A Tim Burton Movie, Is Danny Devito Playing The Same Ringmaster Character He Played In Big Fish Or Is This Ringmaster A Different Character? Because I'm Confused...

And Second, Danny Devito And Michael Keaton In The Same Movie? All We Need Is Michelle Pfeiffer To Go...

And We'd Have Ourselves A Batman Returns Reunion!

So, Unable To Give Holt His Old Job Back As He Sold The Horses Holt Uses To Get Money For The Circus And Because Of Holt's Arm, Max Gives Him The Job Of Taking Care Of The Elephants Including One Named Mrs. Jumbo Who Is Pregnant...

The Next Day, Mrs. Jumbo Gives Birth To A Baby Elephant With Abnormally Large Big Ears. Feeling He Got Ripped Off, Max Orders Holt To Get Rid Of The Ears Before The Public Can See Them...

However, The Baby Accidentally Reveals His Ears In His Debut Performance And The Crowd Laughs At Him And Names Him Dumbo While Pelting Him With Peanuts....

Horrified And Enraged At Her Son's Mistreatment, Mrs. Jumbo Races Into The Ring And Causes Extensive Damage, Collapsing The Big Top Which Results In The Death Of An Abusive Handler Named Rufus...

Afterwards We Get The Baby Mine Scene...

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Before Max Decides Sell Mrs. Jumbo To Avoid A Public Relations Disaster...

What The Hell, Burton!

How Could You Have This Happen In This Movie! And The Sad Part Is Nobody Does Anything To Prevent It! Not Even Colin Freaking Farrell..

Who In My Opinion Is The Worst Character In This Movie As Ever Since He Got Back He Hasn't Acted Like Much Like A Father To These Kids...

Talking With Dumbo In His Cage, Milly And Joe Comfort Dumbo And Discover That He Can Fly By Flapping His Ears And That Feathers Are The Key To Get Him To Do It...

So, The Next Night, Dumbo Plays The Role Of A Firefighter Who Puts Out A Fire With Water From His Trunk But When The Performance Goes Wrong And Dumbo Is Trapped On A Platform Surrounded By Flames, Milly Risks Her Life To Deliver A Feather To Dumbo To Give Him The Confidence To Fly...

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Hearing The News About Dumbo, V.A. Vandevere, Owner Of Dreamland Amusement Park Visits The Circus And Proposes A Collaboration With Medici As His Partner And Circus Troupe Employed To Perform At Dreamland...

However, Later Vandevere Demands That Dumbo Should Fly With His Trapeze Artist College Marchant (Played By Eva Green)...

In A Role That For Once Requires No Nudity From Her...

On Dumbo's Back...

Later That Night We Get The Pink Elephants Sequence Of This Movie And While Alot Hate What They Did To It, I Kind Of Like It...

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I Know That Some People Are Going To Say That I'm A Sell Out But Imagine You Were At A Real Circus And You Saw This, I Would Be Astonished By What I'm Seeing...

This Leads Up To Their Debut Performance Which Has A Cleaver Introduction From Michael Buffer Who You May Know From Saying This Most Of His Life..,

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And In This It's..,

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Anyway, Their Debut Goes Horribly Wrong With Collette Nearly Falling To Her Death (Thanks To Colin Farrell Saving Her After Realizing She Didn't Have A Net Under Her Like She Did In Practice) And Dumbo Barely Hanging On And Trumpeting For Help...

But After He Hears His Mom's Call, Dumbo Finds A Feather And Flies Around The Arena Before Exiting To Go Find His Mom In A Place Called Nightmare Island, Eventually Finding Her, He Is Taken Away From Her By Vandevere And His Men As The Kids And Holt Realize That The Elephant On Nightmare Island Is Mrs. Jumbo...

Telling This To Vandevere, He Feels That Dumbo Is Better Off Alone As That's How He Grew Up, He Orders Jumbo To Be Taken Away And Killed Before He Fires The Other Members Of The Medici Circus Troupe Believing Them To Be Pale Imitations Of The Acts They Have At Dreamland...

As They Go To Say Goodbye To Dumbo, Vandevere Right Hand Man, Sotheby Clears His Conscience By Telling Holt, The Kids, Collette And The Troupe About Vandevere's Intentions To Kill Jumbo...

Wow, This Has Got To Be The Biggest Betrayal To A Character That Michael Keaton Has Played Since Alfred Showed Vicki Vale The Batcave...

So Utilizing Their Various Talents, The Medici Troupe Decides To Break Jumbo Out Of Her Enclosure While Holt And Collette Guide Dumbo To Fly Out Of The Circus With Help From Max When He Realizes What's Going On...

In Attempting To Stop Them, Vandevere Starts That Is Triggered By His Bad Handling Of The Electrical System Which Spreads And Destroys Dreamland...

Taking Dumbo And Jumbo To A Port, Everyone Says Goodbye To Dumbo Before Him And Jumbo Board A Ship Back To Their Native Land...

With Vandevere Arrested For Arson Through Misconduct, The Medici Brothers Circus Is ReEstablished As The Medici Family Circus Which Is Flourishes As Dumbo And Jumbo Reunite With A Herd Of Elephants In The Jungle...

And That Is The Remake Of Dumbo And Despite Everyone Hating This One, I Liked It...

I Admit When This Came Out I Didn't Like The Way It Looked, I Wanted Dumbo And Jumbo To Look More Like Real Elephants Instead Of CG Ones...

I Didn't Like Danny Devito As The Ringmaster In This Because As I Said He Played A Ringmaster In Big Fish And I Thought People Would Get Confused Between That Ringmaster And This One...

I Didn't Like The Fact That They Didn't Have Any Of The Other Songs From The Movie In It And I Didn't Like How It Wasn't More Like The Movie...

But Looking Back At The Original Movie I Realized Not Only That Making It Like The Animated Movie Would Have Been Wrong And That Unlike Snow White Pinocchio And Fantasia That Came Before It And Was Longer, Dumbo Is Shorter Than Those Movies And It Can Be Expanded On And Added To...

I Also Understand Why They Didn't Have Any Other Songs In The Movie Because Having When I See An Elephant Fly And Not Have It Be Sung By The Black Crows (Despite It Being Racist) Would Have Been Wrong...

But I Still Would To Have Heard Pink Elephants On Parade During The Pink Elephants Sequence (Even If They Just Make It A Musical Score) The Same Could Have Been With Casey Jr. At The Very Beginning Of The Movie But I Do Like The Scene Where Danny Devito Sings It...

Also I Would Have Liked It If They Used A Real Elephants In Some Scenes And CG Elephants In Others Instead Of Just Going Full CG...

But Despite Those Complaints And Realizations I Liked The Story For What It Was I Liked Most Of The Cast (Except For Colin Farrell And That One Girl Who Played His Daughter) The Visual Effects Were Amazing And I Just Honestly Enjoyed It So This One I'm Saying See It...

Tune In Next Week As We Look At Bambi 2, Till Then, This Is Duke, Signing Off...

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the-firebird69 · 2 years

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We had a great day we went out there and we got things going it's a huge group they're all blabbing and seeing their peace saying they're oppressed by a bunch of forces say that Max suck the McMahon to the worst and I'm putting it in writing about these guys they're saying that they can't do anything meaning they can't have businesses and they can't have rights and they can't have their own vehicles without them getting taken at their own whim and they can't have proper food and nutrition and the friends and correct and proper interaction that there's stymied on every single aspect of it and they can't have their own economy and factories and the races are suffering and then they said that other people are so destroyed about it they've declared war on them and we're not catching up to that and we're not joining in and we don't know what's going on it's exactly what's happening you hit the nail right on the head that these people are sitting back and not doing anything it wasn't just women it was a bunch of people and they stood there saying it right in front of the max the max got so irate they tried to shut him down they found out that they're all over the place and this is one of their favorite places because it's right on top of poison and they were doing them in at this place and they're bringing charges and so are we on what was there and they're charging for specific murders and they have evidence pictures and film of people directing them there and have them stay there and forcing to stay there and people forcing to stay in camps there and people going in and doing things to them coming out and staying on the sidewalk we have a director from Olympus that we are to kill anybody who's doing that kind of thing if huge huge battles going on all over the world those people who are doing it you find these people to be so sick and dumb that they can't figure out that they're going to die because they're still doing it which isn't that bad because they're coming and keeping asking for it and we're getting rid of them and really there's no Offspring in the Venom and we have this to say the stuff's worth something but not that much to us because it's real virulent and if you take too much of it even as a kid you can damage the Kaiju it's not too hard to tell you can tell by taste. What he took in New Hampshire was kind of mild it tasted bad but not that bad and it was processed by a tree and it was a real tree so he went ahead and did that and saved his life got rid of all the bacteria and it gave him strength his mom saw him lift the car up and thought why is he doing that and he told her to and her tires were a mess after and she thought it was him and he said no no they were like that cuz I saw him and she said what is this cause of that and he said you're hitting potholes and the tires are not designed for it because their performance tires and that's exactly what the guy said even though they replaced them and she said it's kind of a bum deal because we have them and they didn't put the Right tires on so she got mad and it's true she should be tons of people are like that with everybody in a bunch of idiots actually nobody does a job well and we're bringing soup because of that too it's supposed to cause this rest and this unity and it's treason and it's brinkmanship and it's planning to start wars.

Huge messages to The Hague these people are unwilling to negotiate it's true there's quite possibly the xenocidal race here and they're doing huge investigations globally and they're going to find out it's true and they're going to Lynch these Max and they're going to get rid of them so he told them on purpose and the idiots are running around telling each other and they look at them and say we have to grab you and it's working globally it's an amazing process and he says it's quick and easy they're huge pushovers for me they're so gullible that go around doing what I'm saying they never run it by anybody.

So we have this huge debacle coming up where the max keeps saying they're not going to let it go in and they're going to mess with the Statue of Liberty and they're going to mess with them and they're going to try and put those facility in right now there's a huge design competition going on and we have to set deadlines and we send it for next week next Saturday and just going to be all this talk this week about it and there's going to communications all over the world and it's from art facility to art facility in architects architects and engineers architects and engineers to engineers and all sorts of people and talking Bill and will or very intrigued in their thinking is more intensified in there actually a lot happier and I said this kid is saving us we need to help him and comes in and says what are you doing your grouchy b**** you mental patient so he doesn't know what he's doing and they're not doing that much yet but they certainly will be because they're going to get calls about the bridging system and about the shelf and all sorts of things and they're going to say that we need to do an extensive study and so you need to get permitting for that which isn't that hard but you need to have a lease and other things in hand or at least intent to buy it and permission to do the study and that goes to the mayor and that's who it is it's the town where you're in our city and really the mayor wouldn't have to be contacted if the planning department approves it so it really is the planning department so they're going to go ahead and ask him to do that and ask if they can do it and that's this week and they're going to do multiple studies that ships go over and scan it and Jason is probably going to go up and scan it he's been trying to and he can't and you have people down there was walk ones and it doesn't go deep enough and so one truck doing it it doesn't shelf right here and they can see it and it's pretty big it's like 20 miles deep that'll hold up any buildings all of them have a hold of half the city of New York so they're pretty pleased about it and you probably can't can leave her now you just use massive arches that are cast in place it's not hard to make and there's stuff you can put in the Venom in a Venom is not massively corrosive it's poison. Huge numbers of people are flocking down here to say thank you to our son and huge numbers that come to say thank you to Bill and will and some to Justin and some to Dan and a few to Sean not too many a lot of them don't like him cuz they see him abusing our son and he's doing it on his own so it kind of leaving him alone cuz I don't want him to backstab him like to see him doing all the time you kind of got freakishly absurd and they're working on it to see if it's true and why he's doing it tons of have done investigations and said it seems like it's him too and a lot of people say it cuz he's just real greedy and power hungry some people say he's that way because Mac won't leave alone and others say he's that way because he's just doing it so we've questioned BjA and is doing it for himself any plan to long time ago

This is a huge deal I've got tons of women who want to contact me to get together and talk about it and from our side our kind our people all over the place they want to know what they can do and I've got assignments already from him and Hera just now he said they're going to be contacting each other and usually what happens with Max as they start trying to do tricky s*** and my husband told me that and I've got a huge assignments and there's actually more larger ones because it could cause an actual war and it's extremely important to know what's going on and it also might help to a very large degree and we also have to interface with the black ship issue and the stone ships and are things it's humongous so I've got a lot of people in the line and we have just too much work to do it's not what I told him I said I go to see if there's stuff to do so I started thinking about it I started assigning things and he says it's great we need tons and tons of it and the City of New York City is going to be a catastrophe if we don't properly spy and probably infiltrated with tons of people right now and there's cameras that go everywhere and they saw tons of it people will probably listening everywhere and we need to get on that too and not only that but there's a psychological impact and people are going to think about it that we're oppressing people as well so there's that aspect but really they're going to find these Max and they'll be a lot of violence and throughout history Max have always provoked that kind of reaction on purpose so I've got a ton of work to do and I'm putting in for help right now and I'm going to get a whole bunch of the people called and start doing things this is a great opportunity and it's a great conversation and I'm pleased to speak with our son it seems to be real sharp about it but really you said it's the interaction and it's other people helping too but he's getting better at the job smiles and laughs Hera is backing him up he says. There was also saying that this is a giant issue a giant event and vital my husband said it was just a huge huge event and they don't really ever say that that way so I'm getting on it and it was a beautiful day so far and we've got more speakers and there's no incidents to speak of that are huge and we'll keep going at it and we're going to have results from today's event and that's for sure instead of timetable I'm going to try and meet it and we're also going to start helping with the construction as if for them because he says they'll never get it done and they won't and I'll keep it going

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