#but i felt kinda weird putting them on the list so i uhhhh i didn't

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JAYSON TATUM'S BUBBLE OUTFITS, RANKED

in the third (and second to last) installment to the outfit rankings i present to you: hot girl summer jayson tatum lol

you can check out jayson's top 10 outfits of the 2021 season here and jaylen's top 10 outfits of the 2021 season here!

10. vs orlando

i know, i know. this is a pretty normal, pretty standard one, almost boring compared to the rest of this list but look at the shiny silky pants!!! the honor the gift t-shirt!!!! the neon yellow laces!!!!! his dumb calvin klein socks!!!!

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9. 🌈🌈🌈

if #10 was kinda boring, this one is kinda questionable for the exact opposite reasons lol. the bright ass neon lime green pants are uhhh a lot to take in, i know. the rainbow-ish t-shirt and the (sort of) matching sneakers make this one worth it tho, i think lol

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8. vs toronto, game 4

not the coolest duke t-shirt he owns but i kinda like the tie dye pattern. nice shorts, could be shorter tho lol. the thing i truly love abt this outfit is that he brought that lunch box to the bubble because deuce loves animals and the lion king is one of his favorite movies!!!! and he knew it would make deuce happy to see him with the lunch box!!!!!! a great dad!!!!! the best!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

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7. vs brooklyn

i do love when i can see like, half of the st. louis tattoo peeking out so this is a Good short length imo. love that the t-shirt is a lil bit oversized (veering into jaylen's type of oversized, almost, which uhhh Can't think of it. this is a Serious post). love this shade of blue on him. also, i know that's not baby blue but i haven't been able to move on with my life since i've found out that jayson's nickname during team usa camp two (three?) summers ago was BABY BLUE. baby blue!!!!! (screams)

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6. vs miami, game 2

no but IMAGINE this one w a lil jewerly over it. just the tiniest bit u kniw. one of the rings he's been wearing this season on his pinky finger. jaylen's pearl necklace around his neck. god!!!!!! that's all i have 2 say on the subject. im gonna go scream now. thank u for ur time

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5. vs miami, game 4

i'm obsessed w the print and how comfortable these shorts look. 10/10, would buy. @knicksknacks tagged this as the outfit jayson was wearing in bending up my nikes and even though it wasn't what i had in mind originally i cannot stop thinking abt it now lol so. top #5.

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4. vs toronto, game 7

jayson: wears different variations of the same outfit over and over. me: amazing, brilliant, showstopping, totally Unique. love the shirt, love the shorts and the colors and the tie dye pattern, love his socks and sneakers.

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3. wnba hoodie

AHHHHHH alright. deep breaths. this. THIS is the ideal short length lol. i love THIGH. i love the hoodie. i love his skinny ankles. i love how u can see he's slightly bowlegged. incredible content.

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2. vs philly, game 2

this is the outfit that originally inspired my fic lmao. bending up my nikes exists 85% because of the big bird shorts. i'm not joking. i could not stop thinkign abt his WAIST and his THIGHS on this short???? yikes.

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1. vs memphis

again, the ideal short length. show us ur legs king. this might be the tiniest ones he wore in the bubble so it's an automatic top #1 lol. love the shirt, love his stupid socks, love him in hot pink <3

#another carefully curated nonsense list by ME #i'm almost done w them i'll shut up soon i promise lol #also i don't know how to explain my thought process here except to say that he wore a lot of kobe tshirts w like. nice shorts #but i felt kinda weird putting them on the list so i uhhhh i didn't #that's why you got two outfits where he's wearing pants #well #one really. the bright ass lime green pants would've made the list anyway bc of the rainbow shirt lol #the jays top 10 outfits of the season #jayson tatum #* #league fits