#but holy shit. actually? actually i think that’s an incredibly fair assessment considering regis’ actual life and behavior

[hanzajesthanza]

i know everyone here myself included is a big nerd so, like percival schuttenbach, so we do not find a problem with this but instead find it cool, but

you ever think about how in the interior of regis’ hut by fen carn, his room was literally just: a bed. a small table littered with vials and flasks. a pot-bellied stove. and an extensive, complex, highly developed distillery system. and the only food he had on hand was a basket of horseradish.

now, this sounds great, because distillery is a cool hobby, but i don’t think any of us are putting this into perspective

imagine it like this:

meet a guy, middle aged, maybe 50s. lives alone in the middle of nowhere. okay. goes to his place to spend the night.

go inside his room. no furniture in the entire room except a bed and a small bedside table with a bunch of mismatched dirty cups, some randomly half-full. and taking up half the room is an excessively pro gaming setup, monitors, chair, the works, all in all costing about $50K, lighting up the entire room with enough RGB lighting to send you to heaven. oh and there’s a radiator heater in the corner.

haha ok man. would you happen to have any food i’m kind of hungry. “yep” opens fridge. nothing in there except a bag of parsnips and a half-empty bottle of sparkling water. okay man

#you know like i joked that ‘geralt didnt realize regis was a vampire because he thought he was just autistic’ #but holy shit. actually? actually i think that’s an incredibly fair assessment considering regis’ actual life and behavior #I GET IT WAS HIS ‘SUMMER ABODE’ #its quaint its quaint its humble its humble #listen he just got sober ‘like the blink of an eye’ ago you cant blame him hes doin alright #emiel regis #the witcher books #the elbow-high diaries #c: regis