#but heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hes here now

[clownkillsyou]

#art #madness combat #pink hank #this ones just been sittin cuz my brain didnt wanna draw nothin #but heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hes here now

[i-am-hoo-iyam]

More skeleton pirate stories.

I feel really bad and wish I could just say sorry to @mega-puani. I am so sorry for blowing up at them like that I just I’m sorry there’s no excuse and I’m sorry and could anyone please go tell them how sorry I am?

Bear trying to cook

Blue slowly turned to red, who was taking a nap. ‘Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can I borrow another fishing rod?” “Mm sire I have one in my room but it’s my last one-zzzz” blue got exited and he and navy went and got the fishing rod. “Here navy why don’t you try?”

Navy cast out the line. “Hey wait a minute… I gave you idiots 5 fishing rods already! Give ‘em back!” Navy was floundering in the ocean being dragged along by a shark. A shark who had a couple other fishing rods stuck in his gills.

“GIMMIE MY ROD BACK, BLUE”. “I-I-I can’t navy has I-I-it”. He pointed to navy, now a good few feet away and being pulled farther and farther. Red pulled out his emergency whistle and blew it. “IDIOT OVER BOARD IDIOT OVER BOARD”.

Bear, who was digging in the cupboards for the potato he swore he still had, sprung out of the kitchen and threw his shirt off and leapt in the ocean. There was a lot of thrashing and bears arm went flying (!) but he grabbed it out of the air and shoved it back in his shoulder socket. Red saw bears two fingers (attached to his body this time) and saw them dive into the sharks nostrils.

Navy could clearly not breathe but he was well awake and looking terrified. Bear was confused as he pressed on navy’s chest until a bunch of water came out. “Cough sputter gasp”. “Are you ok? I had’ta pull you out of a sharks jaws. Good news is, we got shark meat for dinner tonight.” “I-I-I can’t judge weather in ok or not, I’m a-always ok because I ate the stamina f-f-fruit”.

“Just by lookin at you, I can tell your not ok…” bear set up a cot in the kitchen and lay navy down in it so he could keep an eye on him while he made shark fin soup for dinner. “Too bad this sharks so small…” he started humming a sea shanty while making the broth. Blue flew in the kitchen and tried to stop himself but skidded and barreled into bear, who yelled out a bad word after getting splashed with the hot water.

“WATCH WHERE YOUR GOIN, DOOFUS”. Bear was never that fond of blue. “Is navy ok omg he was eaten by the shark I’d he dead where is he can I see him navy are you there are you ok do you have any cool scars now?” “Out.” Bear picked up blue and booted him out of the kitchen. “HEY OW!” He slammed the door shut.

Bear wrapped his burns in bandages and went to get the mop. Edge was mopping reds face because he was napping instead of ‘swabbing the deck’, witch was not just a punishment but a chore as the deck got crusty in the sea air. “Glarg athgpthl FINE ILL MOP GLAR CHOKE JUST GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!” Bear snatched the mop and bucket and headed back to the kitchen.

Bear mopped the water and then started some more water boiling and then went to prepare the shark and preserve the meat he wasn’t using for the soup. Razz had his head in the sharks jaws and was smiling wide for a picture while holding a camera out. “Yet outfit ain’t that tacky, I really like it, but photos in sharks jaws is kinda tacky… plus I need the shark now…”. “Eh your right I don’t wanna look silly”. Razz took the instant photo that had printed and ripped it up.

Bear turned back got the shark. “Help it’s eating me in a goner!” Blue was laying in the sharks jaws and reaching out while making an exaggerated face. “Out!” He was kicked out of the kitchen again. Navy had hobbled out of bed and was looking a bit better but still wobbly. “I want a picture with the shark”! “No. Get back in bed”. Bear put navy back in the cot.

Bear started preparing the shark and went to put the fins in the broth. He turned around and navy was walking wobbly out the door. “It’s boring and hot in here”. Bear went snd found blue and handed navy to him. “Here instead of bothering me why don’t you watch your friend here while he recovers”.

Bear went to Finish the soup. “Can I taste it? There’s nothing important to captain around here”. “No it’s still really hot”. Sans hung around. “Read any good books lately?” “Yeah. One called get out of my kitchen”. “Hay now that’s no way to speak to your captain!” Bear grunted snd went back to adding spices to the soup.

Blue ran into the kitchen. Again. “SAAAAANNNNNS RED KEEPS MOPPING UP MY CANNON DESIGNS IM TRYING TI CHALK ON THR FLOOR”. “Well reds trying to mop so go design cannons somewhere else”. “Ok…” blue plopped down on the kitchen floor and doodles cannon and gunpowder measurements.

Bear tripped over blue and sent all three of them crashing to the floor, as well as spilling bears fresh soup. “OUT OUT OF THE KITCHEN ALL OF YOU OUT RIGHT NOW GET OUT GET OUT!” They both hurried out of the kitchen and bear sleeked the door so hard it broke and fell to the floor. “What did I do?” Blue was looking scared. “Well you went into the kitchen and messed with bear multiple times after he asked you to stay out. Wanna uh go review razzes new map with me?” “Nah… I-I-ima catch bear a new shark… I feel really bad for making him so mad”.

There was a knock on the door that bear had shoved back into the frame. “What?” The door fell over. “Me an captain caught you a shark” blue was standing with sans, holding a small shark about the size of sans femur bone. “Thanks… this is the perfect size for s soup. I’m sorry I yelled before, y’all just wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone and I lost my temper…” he halfheartedly patted blue on the head and went to prepare the little shark for soup. ( he still had the big one but he already used the fins).

#undertale #one peice #undertale au #ut #one peice au

[etherealreveri]

➶ MRS. KIM ➶ CH 5

Chapter One  ⦁  Chapter Two   ⦁ Chapter Three   ⦁  Chapter Four   

 ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ MRS. KIM MASTERLIST ⦁ ⦁ ⦁

Once the speeches were over and you got through an hour of dinner with your parents and with Jason’s family, you excuse yourself early because you seem to be having a headache-the party was about to end anyway so you ended your night early. It was pretty uneventful, you were stuck with Jason all night, Naeun was stuck with her parents and Junmyeon was busy talking with businessmen about business.  

On your way out of the ballroom, you bid farewell to Naeun and look around to see Junmyeon but it looked like he had left already. With a sigh, you began taking off your earrings as you enter the elevator. Pressing the elevator button you closed your eyes for a few seconds as you ascended up to your suite, you weren’t a hundred percent sure but could smell a slight stinge of whiskey and this sent shivers up your spine. You didn’t completely hate alcohol, you just couldn’t drink a lot of it and end up having severe hangovers with a small amount. You step out of the elevator and make your way through the hallway, you hear someone banging on what sounds like the door and as you turn the corner your questions are answered.

“Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you!” Baekhyun pointed to you. You stop in your tracks as the scene in front of you unfolds. Jongin is laying on the floor and Junmyeon is sitting with his back to your door, Baekhyun is the only one that isn’t knocked out and is soon making his way towards you. He swings his arm around your shoulder and brings you to the two who are black-out-drunk on the floor.

“I don’t think we can make it back, we ditched everyone and I’ve lost my key. J-J-Junmyeon was a clumsy ass boy and spilled wine on his shirt-see,” Baekhyun pointed to the spot in the middle of Junmyeon’s chest, it was stained red. Jongin, hearing the commotion Baekhyun was throwing, sat up and laughed, he pointed to his brother by your door. “Junmyeon is drunk,” he giggled.

“Oh god,” you sighed at the sight. “Baekhyun, you and Jongin help Junmyeon up and I’ll let y’all in,” Jongin thumbs up to his right thumb and drunkenly stands up, bumping his head on the wall a few times until Baekhyun grabbed his arm and they tried to help Junmyeon up but kept stumbling on the ground so you ended up helping all three of them onto your bed one at a time.

You walked out from the shower in your pajama’s and sigh at the sight in front of you, all three of them are sprawled around on your bed and though they were flat out drunk, it looked like they were finally in peace so you proceed to the couch and grab a book to read.

Groaning, you shift to the edge of the bed and threw your pillow to the floor. Groaning again you pull the comforter to wrap around you like a burrito when something thumps into you, an arm wraps around your waist and your eyes shoot open. You pull the covers up and see an arm around your waist, your eyes follow the arm all the way up to his face.

“Oh my god,” you whispered. You turn back and blink a few times, you were on the couch last night but how did you end up in your bed … Junmyeon, Kai and Baekhyun were on the bed last night and you were on the couch so .... slowly prying his arm off of you, you held your breath and slowly try to slide out, but before you can he pulls you into a tight hold.

“J-J-Junmyeon.”

“Hm?” he groans. “Wake me up in 5 minutes,” he whispered.

“J-J-Junmyeon get up,” he shakes his head and groans even more. “Junmyeon I need to get up, I have things to do.”

“I said 5 minutes,” he whispered again. You roll your eyes and begin to trail your fingers up the side of his body and slowly work your way up to his weak spot, and within seconds you hear a chuckle coming out of him.

“Haha, stop it,” he swats your hand away, eyes still closed. Your tickle him at his weak spot once more and he swats your hand away.

“Alright, if this is what it is going to resort to this,” you whispered to yourself. Sighing, you try to wiggle your other arm up and tickle him from both sides. You watch as his eyes jolt wide open, he swiftly grabs one of your wrists and narrows his eyes.

“Good morning,” you grinned.  

“Where’s Baekhyun and Jongin?” you shrug. “Why are you here?”

“Well, this is my bed.”

“I know,” he laughs. “The last thing I remember was two drunken boys piled next to me on the bed before I knocked out.”

“ … and the last thing I remember was falling asleep on the couch after reading my book, You shrug once more. “I don’t know how I ended up on my bed,” he pulls your hair back behind your ear and stares at you. You purse your lips and clear your throat, “Is there something wrong?”

“No,” he places a kiss on your forehead and pulls you into a tighter hug. “I missed this.”

“Miss what?”

“Holding you in my arms, they’ve felt empty all these years.”

“I’ve missed this too,” you look up at him. “I hope you slept well last night. I mean, i’m sure you all did. It looked like you all ravished the whole bar.”

“I had a great sleep, thank you for that and I only had a few drinks,” you rolled your eyes and unlocked his arms. “I wouldn’t be too sure about that,” you laughed. Standing up you began picking up the clothes the boys left all over your room.

“Last night I had some clothes put out for the boys and a pair was left in the bathroom for you. By the looks of it, it looks like they’ve already taken a shower already ….” you paused. “ … and that’s probably why they moved me onto the bed with you, which i’m not sure why they did, I mean I was perfectly fine sleeping on the couch and -” you turn around and bump into Junmyeon’s chest, your hands placed right on his chest. Right, you remembered, Junmyeon didn’t have a shirt on. You push him away and clear your throat.

“You can shower now and I’ll shower after you are done,” he grabs your hand and you hesitantly look up at him.

“Come shower with me,” he smiled. Gasping, you pulled your hands behind you and your cheeks become heated. Shaking your head you begin backing up, “It’s okay, i’m sure you’d want to shower by yourself … I mean my shower is not all too big for you-” your back makes contact with the wall and you gulp.

“Y’all are disgusting,” Baekhyun and Jongin cross their arms as they stare you both down. Junmyeon still didn’t move once the two saw you so you duck down and under his arms, you didn’t realize it but Baekhyun and Jongin were sitting on the couch, which was a direct view to your open bedroom where they had front row seats to the Junmyeon and you show.

“H-How long have you both been there?” you say as you scratch your head. Jongin shrugged. “You know, since the whole tickling fiasco.”

“Oh? Um, please hold!” you turn to Junmyeon and push towards the bathroom to take a shower. He tries to steal a kiss from you but you placed your hand over his lips and turn him around, closing the door in the process. You exit the room and head over to where Baekhyun and Jongin are sitting.

“Did you guys enjoy your morning?”

“What’d you guys do?” Baekhyun cheekingly smiled, he raised his eyebrows and laughed with Jongin. “Looking at it, Junmyeon’s shirt was not on so-”

“Haha,” Jongin tried sneaking a laugh in but it came out. “Sorry, it’s so funny seeing him like that.”

“I know right,” Baekhyun commented. “It’s cute isn’t it?” he laughed. “I didn’t know Junmyeon still had this side to him. It is like he did a complete 360 after buying the hotel and finding out th-” he put a hand over his mouth.

“And what?” you asked. He smiled and waved his hands, “It’s nothing,” he scratched his head. “H-H-He just seems happier you know.”

“I really want to thank you for this,” Jongin chimed in. “He’s been under a lot of stress with a merger that we’re trying to talk around.”

“What kind of merger?”

“I’m not sure if I can talk about it yet, Junmyeon would make sure I wouldn’t see sunlight for 10 years if I leaked out any information … me knowing is dangerous enough.”

“You’re making it sound like he’s risking his life for something.” Baekhyun and Jongin steal glances at each other.

“We hope that you enjoy your stay here at the Grand Opera Hotel, let us know if you have any questions at all.” You bow to the foreign guest before giving them their hotel cards. Sighing, you glance at the cards in front of you, Junmyeon had replaced the whole system to use cards to access rooms instead of keys. Though you are glad to have begun to ‘breaking the rough patch’ with Junmyeon, you felt uncomfortable still seeing all the changes made to your families hotel. Strangely, you also have not seen your parents a whole lot, same with Naeun too … everyone seemed really busy lately.

“Maybe I can talk with Junmyeon about this and somehow convince him to not change everything,” you turn to Hana. “Hana, i’m going to go in and check on the menu’s in the kitchen. You take care of everyone for now.”

You make your way to the kitchen to talk with the new chef about a new menu sample when you run into Margie and Myungsoo and couldn’t help but scream. “Are you two back?”

“Only for you,” Margie laughed. Myungsoo nodded along with her answer. “I couldn’t stay away long enough, I think i’ve basically married this hotel.”

“I’m so glad to see you both back here, when did you get back?” you pull a chair from their table and sit down with them. “We both got back this morning, you know, that man of yours is something special. He begged us to go after letting us go, he really wants to please you don’t he?”

“Myungsoo, I don’t have a man ….” you pouted. “I told you, I’m also marrying the hotel because the hotel is my life.”

“We know,” Margie and Myungsoo say at the same time. You squint your eyes at them, “You both are onto me aren’t you?” they shrug. “Well if there is something going on I’ll let you know,” you wink.

“Well, I will let you and Margie talk about the new menu. I am going to go back to my duties,” he bows and leaves you two to talk about the menu. You have been wanting to do a around the world experience, adding onto the menu a few famous dishes from each of the big countries. So far you and Margie have discussed additions such as curry from India, adobe, and spicy papaya salad so far but have to discuss the budget with your parents before any detail is to be passed. You begin to make your way out when you spot Naeun walking to one of the three VIP rooms, she excuses herself from her father and runs over to you.

“I haven’t seen you in so long,” she fake cries and hugs you, you hug her back and pat her shoulder. “Naeun, we literally saw each other yesterday,” she nods. “I know but still.”

“What are you doing here?”

“Ah,” she glances back at the hallway towards the VIP rooms. “We’re here to talk to some investors from America, I might be able to do a campaign there to raise money for some orphanages so I’m excited. By the way, what are you doing later?”

“Nothing that I am aware of.”

“Good, do you want to have a girls day today? You’ve been busy all last week planning the event yesterday night, my boyfriend is out of town and I need a break from all of these meetings and such. What do you say?” she hugs your arm and pouts. “Please?”

“Okay fine, but only because you asked nicely.”

“Oh, by the way,” she perked up. “I think I saw Junmyeon out there, it looks like he was talking to some contractors or something. I also think I smelled a smiff of flowery scented perfume as I walked in-” she winked.

“Nothing happened. Baekhyun and Jongin were drunk too so the three of them ended up crashing in my room.”

“Mm-Hm,” she crossed her arms. “He looks a bit agitated out there,” he signals with her head. “You should go and comfort your man.”

“He’s not MY man,” you emphasized. “Not yet, again, anyways.”

“This is so exciting, you need to go and win him over right now.”

“Why would I need to win him over?”

“Well, I mean,” she shrugs and pats your shoulder. “I don’t think you necessarily have to compete with other girls, I’ve seen the news with him and I know his feelings for you but you need to win him over with his career, he needs to see how much work it takes to deserve someone special like you and you,” she points. “Don’t back down and fight for him okay? I know how much you two mean to each other, even when he was a dick and did that to you 4 years ago but fight for him.”

“I know, I know,” you put your hands around her arms and turn her around. ���Now you stop talking to me and go to your father before you get in trouble.”

“Hey,” you tap Junmyeon on the shoulder and catch him before he walks out the door. “Are you okay?” he nods and zips up his bag.

“Yeah, just business things. How are you?” he asked in a monotone voice. “I’m doing fine, I just finished revising the menu with Margie and met with Myungsoo. Thank you,” you said as you clasped you hands behind you. “It’s no problem,” he smiled, he glanced at his watch he places a kiss on your cheek. “Listen, I have to go to a meeting in a little bit. You have a nice day,” and with that, he was gone.

[A/N] I took an unexpected break due to school and had some writers block, i’m beginning to come out of it a little bit so please bare with me. Let me know of any comments to the story. Thank you!

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