#but he has found his tasslething. alfred would in fact engage.

[cosmik-homo]

Thinking about Alfred enthusiastically shaking Zifnab's hand in the seventh book. "i heard all about you sir pleased to finally make your aquintance" first of all king of being weird in social situations. normal things to say when you meet a drug wizard van side man 15 minutes after getting of the torture rack , and he gives you a quest. more importantly they are going to be SUCH weirdass friends post canon. marit alfred friendship? duh. vasu alfred friendship? been there done that. Balthazar? you'd have to convince me but i t can work. BUT he and Zifnab are going to be strange conversation friends. thee original traitor sartan is showing him Cats on DVD.

#Zifnab is only comfortable speaking in absurdities vs alfred as a character taking things quite seriously/ bad at spotting humor #and prone to philosophizing? which zifnab literally is the themes prechear tm. so like of course alfred is correct to think thjere is Somet #ing there but half the time zifnab is sauce-brainedly dicking around and alfred is like wow..... so true. im goingto think about this #anyways yeah this is here for the cats joke. #zifnab is literally a weirdass 2000s kid and dragonlance kinnie and hes getting alfred into cats. and maybe anime #i joke sometimes about zifnab trying jokes and gags from the fizban-and-tas dynamic on haplo- a wholeass traumatized 35 year old soldier- #but he has found his tasslething. alfred would in fact engage.