#but he coudlnt fuckign stay out of the tights for 5 minutes.

[sciderman]

amazing spider-man #95

#hey that's MY friendly neighbourhood!! #literally! i work there! i'm right on that corner!! #sci talks comics #hi spidey!!! #this is also where the american werewolf in london attacked. never forget. #also it's so funny. peter could've had this HUGE grand romantic gesture where he followed gwen to england. #he could have swept her off her feet and they kiss and undying love or whatever and he did it. he got to england. #but he coudlnt fuckign stay out of the tights for 5 minutes. #pteter. for fucking sakes. #jsut stay out of the tights. for five minutes. can you do that. #peter: lands in london #peter: oh boy! i jumped through so many hoops to CROSS an OCEAN for gwendolyne stacy. time to go confess my undying love fo #peter: wait is that a crime i smell?? #peter runs distractedly towards a crime like a dog chasing a squirrel #adhd king