#but battinson and steven grant are the most fuckable losers x

[prettybabybaby]

Idc what anyone says, Eddie is a charismatic little perv who’s the worlds most fuckable loser. He gets no bitches just because of his D&D association. Even band and theater kids don’t fuck with him because they’re too intimidated. Due to the lack of action, mr dungeon master over here resorts to fist fucking any piece of female underwear (that he swipes from friend’s laundry) shit quality pornos and the most basic gas station magazines neatly tucked in the corner under his bed

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okay i got way too into this one

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please he was ecstatic when he turned 18 because he could finally buy his own magazines. he's def a regular the gas station. his favorite pages in the magazines are the ones with models who look somewhat like the girl he drools over — you — and he jerks off relentlessly, ruining the pages. he probably flips through the pages, finding the stiff page covered in his semen — he really needs a new one — and gets off after catching the slightest glimpse of the tops of your thighs or something. it takes close to nothing to get him going because he's so sexually frustrated and desperate. and with you being so pretty, he has no choice but to cum looking at a photo of a woman who could never measure up to you.

#i hear you i really do #but battinson and steven grant are the most fuckable losers x #they’re so pathetic and subby #breedable if you will #loser!eddie #wait no help me come up w another hashtag that makes me think of eddie kaspbrak #eddie munson (belle’s version) #perv!eddie #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson smut #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson fanfic #stranger things eddie #stranger things headcanon #stranger things eddie munson #st4 #stranger things #eddie munson