#but aside from that the temptation to shove slow walkers on the escalators is very hard to resist

[deus-ex-mona]

keeping your thoughts to yourself is ✨hard✨ sometimes ngl

#long and unhinged rant (that has become typical of wednesdays) incoming— #i just really really reallyyyyyy wanna tell certain people to shut up lol #and i really want to tell some people that their works aren’t as good as they think and that they’re actually pretty incompetent #and i superrrrr wanna tell someone that they should just. at least put in the effort to appear to be doing their work properly??? #(i may or may not be talking about a certain intern at my workplace. keyword: may) #(a while back she was capping samples，left some samples uncapped bc ‘i couldn’t find their caps lol’) #(but when i checked in actuality she had??? used the ‘missing’ caps to cap other samples instead????) #(pls that task was the most basic of basic tasks. if she can’t even do that i’m worried about the other work she has done) #(tbf to her she’s a really friendly intern. she just. needs to be a lot more careful with her work) #but aside from that the temptation to shove slow walkers on the escalators is very hard to resist #especially when they stop walking in the middle of the ‘walking side’ of the escalator. like???? yo??? we’ll miss the next train bc of you?? #oh! and i also find it really really tempting to slap every single person who swings their arms widely when they walk #why do people swing their arms when they walk anyway? you’re just gonna end up hitting someone else in the solar plexus or something #(that someone is me btw. some arm swinger smacked my inner thigh and didn’t apologise >:( the salt remains) #and also!!!!! those ladies with long (and dry) untied hair who like to brush said hair up against other commuters? can you not??? #i never knew how much i despised the texture of someone else’s dry hair until the hair of this random lady brushed against my throat #but being touched by other people in gen just. isn’t fun tbh. but no one cares bc ‘lol you’re a girl you should be fine with random hugs’ #lady coworkers whyyyyyyy ಥ‿ಥ y’all don’t hug/touch the dude coworkers unnecessarily so?? why meeee? ಥ‿ಥ #covid quarantine turned me into a haphephobe (real) #wait this was supposed to be about me wanting to scream at the people i know #how did it turn into an admission of wanting to inflict physical harm onto complete strangers who annoy me during my commute #it is suiyoubi my dudes #inedible blubbering