#but also adam and ronan learned morse code so they can talk during mass through hand squeezes and delcan wouldnt know what they are saying

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Adam, who Ronan has been dragging to church with him: what do you mean God hates gay people? He had a whole-ass story about how he hated how straight everybody was so he drowned them, put up the gay flag in the sky, and promised never to make straight people again, like that story is considered such a big deal cause that was the story of the biggest promise God ever made to humanity

Delcan: I don't think you read the Noah's Ark story right

#ronan really just married adam so he could invoke the marriage code that now adam has to go to church #adam is like i may go to church but that does not mean i pay attention in church #the first time ronan dragged adam to church delcan and matthew were sitting there already and ronan slides in and adam is following after #and during the readings and homily adam is fiddling with his hands and then ronan gets distracted staring at adams hands so delcan gets mad #and adam is watching delcan get mad so he grabs Ronan's hand and holds ronan's hand and there is a battle of the wills going on and matthew #is just sitting there oblivious still listening to the priest and that is how most masses went until delcan got used to it #and adam holds Ronan's hand so he doesnt fiddle with his hands and ronan actually learned to pay attention and now its the new normal #but also adam and ronan learned morse code so they can talk during mass through hand squeezes and delcan wouldnt know what they are saying #and jordan said no right away when delcan asked her to come to mass with him #adam parrish #declan lynch #ronan lynch #trc #the raven cycle #trc incorrect quotes #the lynch brothers #the dreamer trilogy #tdt #incorrect tdt quotes #incorrect the dreamer trilogy quotes #the raven cycle incorrect quotes