#but I like it and WHERES MY CHARGER

[feeferden]

is this anything

#splatoon 3 #my memes #splatoon #splatoon 3 meme #splatfest #in reality i kept getting it bc im a support player w chargers and splatlings so it makes sense VKDGKSKG #there were like 3 games where i got most popular target and got like 10 kills and 0 splats to myself #i cant help it im just so good lookin 🙌

[garoujo]

okay this might flop but reblog this + put in tags whats something your blorbo does that annoys you, even playfully or cutely ! like there’s gotta be something they do + you’re like “why do you do this?”

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry. #᩠ ❥ ࿐ seishiro! #i really just wanna see people talk more about their selfships #nagi literally takes all of my stuff #like my slippers / headphones he takes them #MY ROBE #if i cant find them it’s because he has them #also uses my shampoo and doesn’t tell me when it’s finished #and my skincare #LMAO HELPAJAJAKAK #i love him tho i swear #i will literally call him while he’s out a run to ask where my headphones are so i can go to the gym #and he will pick up from my headphones like ‘eh #gives me them back w like 5% charge #steals my phone charger when his breaks DOESNT TELL ME

[toytulini]

man everyone complains about snipers in splatoon and dont get me wrong, skilled snipers can, will, and do, wreck my shit, but everytime i see a sniper on the other team i do get a lil excited. enrichment in my enclosure. shiny thing to hunt and harass. sorry to all snipers i am targeting you specifically bc you are sooooo shiny and fun to harass. largely this is not an issue and i dont feel too bad about targeting snipers specifically bc I'm not good enough at the game for it to be some sort of unfairness. like i said. i frequently get my shit wrecked and never learn.

#toy txt post #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #snipers out there ily. you ink like shit but youre so fun to hunt even when im bad at it. which is Often #i will always very fondly remember a series of matches i played in 2 where i had the undercover brella with ink armor and torpedo #and i think i had either haunt or thermal ink #and for some reason. Every Other Player Besides Me. was using chargers #i think it was just a couple at first but then ppl were like goofin? #and i was just. terrorizing them??????? #and it was so fun #and i have to imagine it was fun for them too cos like #i mean they Outnumbered Me #and my team was also all snipers who werent leaving base #so i was just wildin #and at a certain point it was not possible to not hunt them bc. you know. i kept killing them #so. they Had to kill me #but like they Had to be having fun bc no one dropped out or changed weapons??? i was loving hunting snipers #and they seemed to be having fun trying to kill my desperate dumbass #back when i could Dodge Shit semi competently #i just want that again #that was back in 2. i think that contributed to skipper pavilion being one of my fav maps cos that was one of the ones in rotation #i thiiiink the other one was? #whats it called. it had the moving platforms? #PIRANHA PIT #didnt enjoy that one as much as skipper pavilion tho #anyway. it was so lovely id love to do that again but it doesnt feel possible in 3 #for one thing. no way id have that many games in a row w the same lobby and no DCs all the way until map change #anyway if youre a sniper in splatoon dont worry about me hunting you. i am unfortunately so so so killable #one thing about me playing splatoon is that i be dying

[lorillee]

anyways this test is gonna be so baddddd ohh its gonna be awful i screwed up i legitimately forgot we needed our laptops and i didnt bring a charger and i had to use my laptop for another class and for complicated reasons i cannot go back to my dorm so i am just sitting here. waiting for this wretched bus. with the knowledge that my computer may die halfway through the exam

#HEL ON EARTHHHHHHH half of me is considering calling one of my roommates and asking them to bring me a charger #but idk i dont want to impose. like it is a good 13 minute walk from where im taking the test to the dorm #but i dont think i can make it there and back by myself in time since this wretched bus only come TWICE AN HOUR #and is a few miles from where i need to be. namely. the building where we’re taking the test #this sounds ridiculously stupid now though re: not wanting to impose because this is legitimately a midterm #but also idek if where we are being tested has charging ports. ok wel whatever im just gonna call

[cowardlycowboys]

just remembered I have a vibrator somewhere

#omg kiera no one cares #i know where the charger is but i don't know where the actual like appliance is #hope its somewhere nice enjoying itself wherever it is in my room #probably under my bed covered in dust I'm gonna be honest #i completely forgot i bought one #like 50 bucks I'll never see again 😔

[bluefuecoco]

ngl, seeing pics of Lae'zel was like fine, but seeing her animated in the game umm

#maam......can i kiss u.... #i know we're trying to survive this actively burning mindflayer ship #but umm....... #also shadowheart's here #(i'm only at the point where im trying to figure out how tf to free shadowheart) #(but my steam deck died :') cuz i plugged it into the wrong charger) #so im letting it recharge a little #i'm really surprised by the quality on this little thing! (its not little the steam deck is a behemoth) #but like i didnt expect bg3 to look so pretty on it

[folkloregirlfriend]

i am in a miserable place

#every room is being constructed at once all the stuff is out in the living room in bags and that is where i sleep btw #that's the only place we can have dinner #and maybe its because i've never moved always lived in the same place all my life but i hate having a room cleared i hate having to stuff #things in bags like i just have to put it all back together 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #literally the whole house is in a paperbag somewhere here i hate it i can't breathe there's so much dust smell of paint i need to go #i like the smell of paint but its getting a lot #and suddenly my room is everyone's business and #i don't have space to breathe #i can't fucking find my charger #i am rotting here lols

[todayisafridaynight]

If nothing else I hope Sawashiro's cunty little hip pop and general lostness (And Whatever Everyone Else In The Lineup Is Doing) can cheer you up just a little bit this morning... some incredible idle animations for Infinite Wealth...

he looks like he got lost at a crosswalk and now he's gotta wait for traffic to pass before crossing over and Maybe getting to his destination

#snap chats #rip adachi not flexing but nanba still does his lunges <3 #ALSO MY REPLACEMENT CHARGER JUST GOT HERE MORNING IS .2% BETTER #not wholly but. its a start #i hope they give him more cunty lil hip pops i still remember his fruity ass stance when he does the cane strike #still dont kow where the fuck he got that golf ball but if it means he'll pose like that i'll let it slide #ok im gonna go get my charger now BYYYYEEEE!!!!!!!

[stupot]

Do Not Buy Microsoft Laptops Worst Mistake Of My Life

#like a year ago this laptop started having a problem where it would act like it was charging but lose battery #like the LED on the charger would turn on and the battery icon would indicate charging but it would just not actually charge #this was inexplicably remedied by plugging in a USB-C charger and then plugging the regular charger back in #NOW I HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROBLEM! #neither my charger nor any USBC charger will charge it at all. no LED and no charging indicator. #I've restarted it several times and tried multiple outlets and unplugged and replugged every component #so as of right now this relatively new laptops battery is just completely dead

[tripably]

the all-consuming rage of having to report an issue with a service provider and being treated like an absolute idiot by the customer service jerk

#the passive aggressiveness of a strategically used ctrl+b #or my favourite #'as per my original message' #like i get it #you deal with idiots on a daily basis #but if i take the time #the fucking precious time of my life #to EXPLAIN TO YOU the issues i'm having and what all i've done to figure out where the problem could be #if i've TAKEN THE FUCKING TIME TO EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU #the fucking LEAST you could do is read that fucking message and respond accordingly #'blablabla have you checked with another usb cable blablabla have you checked with another power outlet blabla' #BITCH NOT ONLY HAVE I DONE THAT #AS IT IS QUITE LITERALLY POSTED ON YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE #I HAVE ALSO DOUBTED MYSELF ENOUGH TO RECHECK ALL OF IT AT LEAST THREE TIMES BEFORE REPORTING THE ISSUE #ON THREE DIFFERENT POWER GRIDS FOR GOOD FUCKING MEASURE #not that that probably matters but still #TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THE PROBLEM IS WITH THE FUCKING CHARGER #AS PER MY ORIGINAL FUCKING MESSAGE #i mean if you can't trust that i've checked it correctly the first time when i've already explained to you that i have #then what could either of us possibly gain from you asking me to do it again #fucking waste of time is what we're gaining #i hope this person at least gets paid by the length of the emails he receives #because i'm out here doing fucking charity in that case #gosh the rage #such rage #wish i was tranquil as a forest #but no i have to have the strenght of a raging forest fire

[handbagman]

desi families are actually nuts cause you could be having the most private conversation with your sibling door closed and then like 10 min later your mom or something brings it up

#desi parent try not to camp outside doors to eavesdrop challenge LMDAOOOO #i rmemeber this happened a while ago #my sibling randomly mentioned 'man i need to charge my phone' and our Uncle literally walked in and was like #'yo if you need to charge theres chargers outside' #LIKE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM 😭😭😭😭 #13 different shadows outside the door with cups against the wood bruh

[dove-da-birb]

👁👁

I have ur charger. If u want it back u have to hug me.

*sighs and hugs you* Give them back, ya damn gremlin

#red! #and after i wrote you some floyd? i kinda need my chargers so i can actually write ya know #next time i'm squeezing you harder than floyd ^v^ #also i'm going to bed; should have been asleep like 30 minutes ago #but i just was finishing up the drabbles for my event; now i got some downtime to rest and decide where to take my wip #but no writing for a few days first; cuz i don't want to burn myself out #know your signs kiddos! and take a break!

[serendipitous-mage]

is this anything-

#connecticut clark #coconut conk #mario party #homemade memes #watchin game grumps and had to immediately pause and make this #i feel like we dont use hte more fukt up looking clark panels as often as we should #hes a solid 4/10 #memes #just me #sacred memes #also help my laptops at 5% and draining fast but i am Very Stoned and dont wana sit up to get thhe charger #this is where i die

[effervescentdragon]

i am almost completely packed, my room is clean, and i even organised my closet and washed the dishes today of my own will. im not saying that the adhd meds are the best thing thats ever happened to me but...

#i was packed in record time. there was very little mental breakdown #aka none. i didnt get distracted looking for my documents bcs i know where all of them are. same with my meds #all thats left is contacts. toothbrush. charger. and adhd meds tmrw morning. #.... #i am so fucking baffled #and this is after i got my period last night so ive felt like a bloated corpse the whole day #OH AMD I SHOWERED. WHAT THE FUCK #adhd tag #effervescentdragonrants #personal

[magentagalaxies]

losing my mind at the sheer number of tour vids i took that are just me losing my mind over scott thompson's laptop charging cable which is like 99% taped together frayed ends but somehow still charges fine

#the charger is six years old and scott won't get rid of it bc it has sentimental value which tbh fair but oh my goddd #sir how is this not a fire hazard #when i say 99% tape i MEAN 99% tape. like just normal clear tape too on every section of the cord bc all of it was frayed at some point #the number of videos i have where it's scott plugging in his laptop and me going ''still works?'' and he's like ''of course it still works' #and then i do a closeup on like five different parts of the cable that are actively falling apart #first time i saw the laptop charger i was high so i was like ''ok this probably isn't as funny as it is when i'm high'' #and then i saw it the next day completely sober and i was like ''no that wasn't the weed this is just a ridiculous charger''

[lesbianjonimitchell]

got hospitalised against my will lol love my life love being alive

#i have nothing with me except my phone and my wallet. no charger no headphones no computer cant even do schoolwork. all my clothes at home #are dirty as well and i cannot have my family pick up stuff for me because my flat is such a fucking mess x #anyways. at least im at the ward where i spent most of spring so the staff knows me here. the first one to greet me was my favourite. she #got me some cigarettes because she noticed i didnt have any when they searched my purse bless her soul #just praying to god i get the same psychiatrist as last time. she's the first one in two years to actually assess me diagnose me and get me #in treatment for my depression. but um. please let me go home soon #im so tired #its real fucking scary and overwhelming to have your freedom taken from you like this.