#but I figured giving him his live-action and VA name from Payday 2 would suffice

[what-yadoking-likes]

*Joy, videoing herself at a selfie angle*

Joy: calling heisters by their government names, Part 2!

Joy: Nicolas Poitiiieeeeeerr, how’s it going?

Chains: *side-eyeing Joy in disbelief* that’s Petty Officer Nicolas Poitier to you, kid.

Joy: wait, really?

Chains: *turns* GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY-

Joy: *runs, video becomes shaky footage of the ground passing under her feet as she flees*

*Approaching Wolf*

Joy: good morning Ulf Andersson from Sweden!

Wolf: mornin’- *double takes, pausing as he goes to sip his coffee* *stares at Joy incredulously* ...

Joy: *innocently* what?

Wolf: *says nothing but keeps his narrowed eyes on Joy*

Joy: *zooms in on Jacket’s face*

Jacket: ...?

Joy: ...

Jacket: ...

Joy: ... nah.

#Joy #Chains #Payday 2 #Wolf #non-canonical surnames for the heisters #possibly #also I researched Navy SEALs ranks but by research I mean I googled it and spent no more than 30 seconds on it #I am a genius writer #I was gonna make some stuff up for Chains' surname #he was gonna be Nicolas Washington CAN YOU BELIEVE LMAO #but I figured giving him his live-action and VA name from Payday 2 would suffice #Jacket