#broken lockpicks { shitpost }

[gentlemanthiief]

from @chibitantei :

! ! !

An extremely rare, hatless Naoto has appeared...

#chibitantei #request received { answered } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #// *ignores the giant list of unanswered asks to post this first* #// *bc that's just how important naoto shirogane is* #// also hi everyone i'm not dead

[gentlemanthiief]

He squints at Naoto from across the room.

#{ dash commentary } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #// you're in the dead parents club naoto you're not normal sdDSKHKHF

[gentlemanthiief]

from @chibitantei :

#request received { answered } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #beneath the mask { ic } #take your time { ooc } #// yes it's ic and ooc #// what of it

[gentlemanthiief]

The orphan sips their third cup of coffee abesntly.

❝ What is a mom, anyway ? ❞

#beneath the mask { ic } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #// sorry he demanded i make him say it #tw mothers day

[gentlemanthiief]

@seethingveins Continued From ★

He gets up on the booth seat and hisses at Goro, loudly.

#seethingveins #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #// does this still count as #tw ;; shuake

[gentlemanthiief]

@epitomees Continued From : ★

He could feel the wood of Leblanc's bathroom door bending as it fought the pressure on its hinges, it was only a matter of time before it would start creaking. ❝ Whoa wait wAIT WAIT ― MAKOTO WAIT !! ❞

A pause, as he considered his next words.

❝ ...I have to call my sick uncle. ❞

#epitomees #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #// how strong is makoto's bullshit detector

[gentlemanthiief]

Akira has now dated 2 different gods, if he dates a third he'll be even for number of gods killed and gods kissed do we have any volunteers ?

#take your time { ooc } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #// akira out here unlocking ridiculous life achievements like video game trophies #// somebody come collect their mans

[gentlemanthiief]

can anybody guess his favorite part timer outside of Leblanc

#take your time { ooc } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #{ dash commentary } #// i spent a lot more time on those asks than i anticipated kshfvkfdsk #// but hey icons are almost done #// i might tweak them a little more #// but i wanted to see what they look like on posts before i finalize stuff so here u go have this

[gentlemanthiief]

from @epitomees ;

“STOP RESISTING!” (From Makoto)

Shit I've Said to my Cat ― accepting

❝ You hold no power over me. I will not bend. I will not yield. I will endure ! ❞

He is struggling to hold the door shut to keep Makoto from taking away his phone when he should be studying for their midterms.

#epitomees #request received { answered } #broken lockpicks { shitpost }

[gentlemanthiief]

from @seethingveins ;

" WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN SPIDER WEBS "

Shit I've Said to my Cat ― accepting

❝ Do you want the responsible answer or the irresponsible answer ? ❞

#seethingveins #request received { answered } #broken lockpicks { shitpost }

[gentlemanthiief]

from @myuzucompendium ;

"Why are you me, I'm me" - Ren

Addie Larue Prompts — accepting

❝ Why are any of us me ? Why isn't cereal considered a soup ? Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order ? Nothing is real, Ren. The sky is an illusion. It's not blue. It's just, billions of water particles with light refracting off of them, reflecting all around us and giving us the sensation of what we think is blue ! ❞

#myuzucompendium #request received { answered } #fought it out in the debris ; now we know that life will change { the thief } #broken lockpicks { shitpost }

[gentlemanthiief]

from @tenebriism ;

It's a moment before Diluc decides he's comfortable enough to stretch himself back out, though he's still shivering and, oddly enough, UNWILLING to part from this warm youth. When a beat of silence goes by and he realizes he's making a right fool of himself, he groans beneath his breath and eyes Akira with as much patience as a man-turned-cat can offer, in this situation. " Mondstadt. I was trying to figure out a way to rid myself of this ridiculous curse, and somehow, ended up here. "

Random Asks — always accepting

Ah. Well, this was an interesting turn of events.

Akira froze when the cat began talking, his eyes getting steadily wider until his brain began fighting to find the logic in the strange cat's words. ❝ Are you ... ? Is that someplace in the Metaverse ? ❞ he questioned, a puzzled look settling over his features.

#tenebriism #fought it out in the debris ; now we know that life will change { the thief } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #{ april fools day } #// time for them to both confuse each other dkvjhbskgx

[gentlemanthiief]

from @tenebriism ;

He waits, eyeing the stranger's hand, briefly, before crawling further back into the pitiful curve of the umbrella. His tail hits a puddle, and he HISSES, bolting forward and bumping, clumsily, into where Akira awaited, curling up against the human's body and shivering. // :) I shall continue to bother you with Cat!Luc~

Random Asks — always accepting

Whoa — !!

Akira catches the shivering red furball with his free hand, instantly soaking the front of his uniform jacket. His voice strains slightly as he adjusts the umbrella he's holding and shifts his posture so he doesn't fall over. ❝ Oof ... okay ... hi there. ❞

He has obtained a cold, wet cat.

Hooray ?

❝ Where the hell did you come from ? ❞ he asked as he looked around, wondering whether or not he should take it back to the cafe.

Sojiro might have something to say about it.

Morgana definitely will.

#tenebriism #fought it out in the debris ; now we know that life will change { the thief } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #{ april fools day } #// please do this is a delight XD

[gentlemanthiief]

from @tenebriism ;

He seems displeased. VERY displeased. UNABLE TO BE CAPTURED WITH MERE WORDS level displeased, as he sits, drenched, beneath this tattered umbrella that was doing little to nothing to shield him from the rain. A gorgeous, crimson colored cat with a notably grumpy expression and an ornate, expensive looking tie around his collar, nobody had been daring enough to stop and aid him. 'Tis not often one sees a red colored cat, after all.

Random Asks — always accepting

Akira crouched down when he spotted the cat, almost having to do a double take as he'd almost walked past on his way to Leblanc.

❝ Hey there, little guy. ❞ he tilted his head, waiting to offer his hand until he got a better look at the strange looking creature. Not the first time he's found an odd cat. ❝ You look like you're having a bad day. ❞

#tenebriism #fought it out in the debris ; now we know that life will change { the thief } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #{ april fools day } #// diluc you poor creature #// i love him so much

[gentlemanthiief]

from @musaeon ;

“LIVE FROM THE KITCHEN… ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!”  (from futaba)

Shit I've Said to my Cat ― accepting

❝ You know, I appreciate the fanfare, but I'm just making you curry. Hmm. If only we could get a live music segment. ❞

#musaeon #request received { answered } #broken lockpicks { shitpost } #fought it out in the debris ; now we know that life will change { the thief } #// i fucking love futaba lmao

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