#bro if your intern says they almost killed themself over a dog don’t fucking laugh and make a smartass comment

[southislandwren]

Would really love if my landlord would reply to my text or email so I can start trying to catch a kitten and have mom bring me arby’s little playpen so once I catch one I can keep it caught and start bonding.

#I need name ideas. I’m thinking something dairy related or internship related #I’ll let my boss pick out a name maybe. or possibly a Pokémon name or something #I’m very excited at the idea of having my own mammal again. #the way I love Fred is conducive to having another cat. I don’t feel like I’m replacing him just having another fellow with me #I don’t know if I could get a dog tho. my Sammy. #also FUCK my boss’s husband for being a dick about my dog dying #bro if your intern says they almost killed themself over a dog don’t fucking laugh and make a smartass comment #I’ll fucking get you I don’t care if you have guns. I have a set of chompers that will draw blood before you even draw your gun #anyway I keep having dreams about kittens. I’m really excited to catch one #as far as we can tell there’s an orange one and a grey one and probably more #they’re living up in the hayloft so maybe some week night I’ll put out some tuna and start trying to get the kittys to stay #and then I’ll have my mom bring the playpen to our camping trip in July and then we can put the kitten in there and get a little harness #but I need my landlord to confirm I can add another pet to my apartment since I’m already bringing alpy. #I’m not gonna commit to a kitten and then find out I can’t even take it to school with me :/ #there is potentially the option to pick up a kitten in September during the farm event when I come back and visit #but ideally I’ll have a kitten during school to hang out with #diary post