Aside from Augustine and Jacobi, are there any other odd/unexpected friendships?
Get better friends. Fucking hell.
Seriously.
Did you write this question, you walking penis metaphor?
Cause we are not friends. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
I'd roll out of the way if you tried.
I don't want anything from that desolate chasm getting into an open wound.
That and you'd try to charge me.
I absolutely would.
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