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insomnya777 · 14 days

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i think joel smallishbeans should blast ur so gay by katy perry and sing his heart out to it i think it would fix him

#joel smallishbeans #hermitblr #trafficblr #boat boys but also not #i mean all those verses are very boat boys coded #especially the first verse #“hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf” “you need spf45 just to stay alive” themmmm specifically joel to etho #so #yeah #this song is very him coded #joel if you see this. please kindly look away and never alert me to the fact that you saw this because i would have to crawl into a hole #for literally the rest of my life #smallishbeans #nya talks

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plumadot · 3 months

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boat boys on hermitcraft. losing my mind

#i super like them and their silly dynamic #look at me trying to colour properly and kinda failing oh well #also trying to draw better shapes i suppose #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #traffic smp #smallishbeans #ethoslab #smalletho #boat boys #plume art

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roe-oo · 2 months

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ethogirl?

#drawing ANYTHING and having to play the game of Should This be Tagged as Trafficshipping #also using this marker-like brush that’s a LOT of fun #I think it’s a default procreate one? but will have to check #I really like the composition on this hehehe it’s cute #mcyt #mcyt fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #etho #ethoslab #smallishbeans #boat boys #etho fanart #smallishbeans fanart

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risibledeer · 1 month

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boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?

(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)

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inkydiamonds · 27 days

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I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING.

So. For people who are not Ethoslab watchers, in his most recent episode he showed off these beautiful statues Joel supposedly made of Etho in front of his house.

I figured Joel built them, and it seems Etho did too, because he sent Joel a message via mail about them.

This note... honestly surprised me a bit? I didn't think much of it at first, but the tone of it felt out of place. Obviously these two have this ongoing bit of being obsessed with each other, and they've done nothing recently but yes-and to the sun about it. This note seems to almost shut this bit down, saying "this bit hasn't gone too far yet, because I'm showing this on camera, but it's getting there." Which is a possible explanation for this note! But considering all they've done recently it feels very sudden.

And then. Joel claimed to not have built the statues. "Oh," I thought. "Joel is claiming not to have built the statues because he doesn't want to seem obsessed." Makes sense. Or maybe he *didn't* build the statues and someone is pranking them. That also makes sense.

But it was only when watching Joel talk about it on Impulse's stream, when I heard Joel say "honestly, I think Etho might have done it," that it clicked.

Oh.

This motherfucker.

He 100% did. That's why the message is so weird. Ethoslab built statues of himself outside Joel's base, messaged him via mail saying "that's kinda weird bro" and then DIDN'T EVER REVEAL THAT HE BUILT THEM. Oh my god THIS MAN...

From Etho's audience's perspective it just looks like Joel was continuing being obsessed with Etho, as usual, just another example in a long list. But *Joel* knows he didn't do that and *Etho* knows Joel will figure out who did. This mischievous motherfucker. Oh my godddd I hate them. Listening to him read back the note with that little smile in his voice. I am unwell. Why are they LIKE this

#hermitcraft #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #etho #smallishbeans #MEEEE WHEN I EXPLODE..#WHY DID THEY DO THIS #it's possible that i am wrong. who knows #it could be like iskall. or Joel very convincingly lying #but even Joel said that the statues weren't even up for that long. Etho must have built them then like immediately sent him the message #exploding them with my mind #boat boys #smalletho #inkyspeaks #HE ALSO MADE IT THE THUMBNAIL OF HIS VIDEO......#JUST. GOD

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hermitcraftx · 2 months

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i have a slur to say

#IS ANYONE ELSE GOING INSANE. DID I NOT MENTION THAT WE WERE GETTING CRUMBS WITH THE SIMILAR BUILDING STYLES #JOEL ARE YOU ON FUCKING TUMBLR #jamies bad posts #jamie liveblogs #also credit to my lovely lovely storm who pointed this out to me :33 i took the screenshots myself though #ethoslab #joel #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #smalletho #boat boys #hc s10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hc10 #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #and #1k

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arjtogruta · 2 months

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ok like random -but boat boys are so funny cause like the fact that it evolved into such a elaborate bit to a point where 2 FULLY GROWN STRAIGHT MEN- one of which is married?? Are full on FLIRTING RANDOMLY and literally WHENEVER they interact lmao 😭😭 also like Etho?? I’ve never seen him play into a bit so consistently- it’s really funny how they both kept it going and now everyone else is playing into it too (scar saying get a room to them 💀) it honestly just makes me laugh thinking about the fact they just decided one day to flirt with each other whenever they interact just cause they think it’s funny to mess with us fans (I love them for it though <3)

#etho slab #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #boat boys #smalletho #hermitcraft #etho #hermitblr #double life #etholabs #hermitshipping #trafficblr #trafficshipping #rambles #i love them also IM NOT SHIPPING THE ACTUAL CREATORS DW just there characters :D

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ethosiab · 1 month

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eefo doodles from this weekend!

#messing with the idea of etho being an avian who lost his wings.... because i love avians and also angst. and etho.#nics art #ethoslab #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #also i missed his canada flag patch on his old jacket so now he gets an arm band... thing??#boat boys

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dailyboatboys · 1 month

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may i reqquestt an etho listening to joels endless yapping thanks. Love ur art btww!!!

[day 13] as you wish anon

#daily boat boys #This is also a reminder that u can send requestsss for drawingsss #Because i love drawing other ppls ideas #boat boys #smalletho #smallishbeans #ethoslab #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #trafficshipping

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150en · 8 days

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Oh snappers? I barely even know her I'll snappers your bones!

#ive never seen etho so unhinged until this moment #the way his voice pitch goes up and hes actually yelling #very few people can make him react that way and now one of them is joel...#also cool team ties outfit (:#ethoslab #smallishbeans #limited life #life series #trafficblr #boat boys #my art

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fountainpenguin · 13 days

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Tango and GeminiTay visit Etho post-charity stream travel while Grian interacts via chat. Etho says he and Joel were alone all week and everybody teases him.

19 minutes into Tango's "I AM THE MASTER" stream, April 2024

Transcript:

Tango: So, Etho, what did you do all week by yourself? Were you lonely?

Etho: Dude, it was so dead on this server-

Tango: It was so quiet! I know.

Gem, overlapping: Did you miss us?

Tango, overlapping: He DID! He did!

Gem: Awww!

Etho: A little bit... It was just like- It was like Joel and me, and...................... and that was about it... And Cub came back eventually.

Gem, overlapping: Of COURSE you mention Joel first.

Tango: Yep, yep; of course.

Tango, quietly sing-songing: Obsessed~ ... Obsessed...

Etho: [Laughs]

Gem: Not your neighbor, Cub. JOEL. Joel's top of the list.

Etho: But I couldn't even go see Joel because it would've been awkward to, like... just be alone.

Gem: You poor thing...

Tango, reading Grian's message in chat: 'Joel is enough for you.' Yeah...... I see more statues popping up- Who's making them?

Etho: Not me! Okay, something weird is going on- I don't know the deal behind it-

Tango, laughing: Uh-huh...

Etho: I've made two statues... Total.

Tango: Which ones did you make?

Etho: The Joel one... and the other one's... a secret.

[End]

Next, Tango and Gem tease Etho because they're pretty sure the other statues he built are the giant Etho statues, implied to be something he put in front of Joel's base himself. Etho says this is "not confirmed in his video."

#Hermitcraft #hermitblr #Hermitcraft Season 10 #Boat Boys #TangoTek #EthosLab #GeminiTay #Grian #Joel Smallishbeans #This was such a pain to get a video for and someone may have done it already but I needed it on my blog. Laughed too much #The sheer hilarity of Etho going from 'I can't be alone with Joel or it'd be awkward' to 'Yeah I built two giant statues of him'#Yeah yeah we know you like your soulmate. gg.#2 hours 7 minutes in Tango also gets excited because Jimmy shows up in his chat and Tango VIPs him. lol.#Glad you're equally enjoying your soulmate you goof #Riddle watches Hermits #traffic soulmates #videos #mcyt

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 25 days

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Daddy, don't go.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

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sukibea · 1 month

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Can't stand him

Been a little obsessed with smalletho recently... those two are ridiculous and I love it

#hermitshipping #boat boys #joel smallishbeans #ethoslab #These two are idiots #both super obsessed with each other #but also totally not obsessed #smalletho

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theethoslab · 2 months

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Absolutely losing my mind over Scar’s stream today

He was already talking to Etho while catching ocelots

Joel logs in and Scar immediately asks if Etho wants to go visit him

We get so many Etho lore crumbs (although he doesn’t fully confirm anything except having stubble and trying to get rid of 2 extra house generators)

They hang out for like 2 hours doing nothing hut chatting

Eventually Scar leaves but forgot that he left his ocelots at Etho’s because he was so excited about boat boys that he never brought them home

#ethoslab #goodtimeswithscar #smallishbeans #boat boys #hermitcraft #there was so much more as well and I already want to rewatch the streams bc ads kept trying to interrupt the lore #both joel and gem told etho they wanted a generator and he told them they had to pick it up but couldn’t tell them where #he also might live in the middle of nowhere off the grid and has to chop wood for electricity #he also may or may not have a phone but hinted at probably not #but somehow managed to get fast internet #to be clear none of what he said surprised me one bit #he also retold the same story of his voice being recognized so is that still the only time #i find it hard to believe but also he is probably the closest to an actual hermit irl of anyone on the server

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leavesandbounds · 26 days

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Etho building statues

Of himself

In front of Joel's base

Just so he could send a note to Joel calling him weird for building the statues

Is SUPER NORMAL BEHAVIOUR, ETHO

#gaslighting king #also oh my godddddd they saw the charts #ethoslab #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hc s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #boat boys

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dredgesnails · 2 months

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i very badly want a double life 2: electric boogaloo but crucially no one is allowed to be paired up with their soulmate from the first one (except ranchers) and also lizzie and gem and mumbo and skizz are there too. anyway here are some pairings i think would be funny or interesting or would please me personally:

mumbo + scar: complete the mumscarian circuit

mumbo + lizzie: statistically the worst players right after jimmy. lizzie died before him once and she can do it again (and take mumbo with her)

grian + jimmy: nightmare scenario for the both of them

pearl + gem: an unfair matchup as they would win no problem but i love them together and i think we deserve them together after the events of secret life

scar + tango: wildly unpredictable. scar takes damage constantly but (almost) always escapes by the skin of his teeth. tango on the other hand has blown himself up before

pair them up best + worst in order (pearl + jimmy, gem + mumbo, scott + lizzie etc) and see if they manage to balance each other out. this takes out some of the randomness but there are still some fun duos i think would come out of it (etho + bdubs, skizz + martyn, impulse + bigb) and i also think pearl could keep jimmy alive long enough to not die first

and for lore reasons:

grian + bigb: lets see how the secret soulmates can handle being real soulmates

scott + jimmy: ok i know the last time they were together jimmy doomed them both with his curse but this time it’ll be different scott’s lucky now

cleo + etho: the progression of divorced with kids > roomies > soulmates tickles me

ren + martyn: i miss renchanting

+ bonus because i have been thinking about who i would want joining the life series a lot. this is who i want to join

doc + anyone really but mostly grian: okay seriously i imagined doc in the life series once and now ive been consumed by the desire to see it. especially with his health linked to grian. think about it. would be fun with ren also for entirely opposite reasons

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