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[isa-the-trans-dragon]

oh naur, more dnd

Alright. So, the gange fought el bosso. To remind you who we got, it's Yew the Silent Deer Sorcerer, Wessly the Perceptive Human Druid, Link the Problematic Cat Alchemist, T the Amnesiac Human Fighter, and Gumgum the Gay Goomba Craftsman. (He jokingly rolled for "Homosexuality" and rolled a nat 20). The boss was Ivan, the King of Thieves, and his 2 bandit captains.

So, the enemy plan: Toss burning barrels of oil at the party from the safety of their room

The party: *sets all the barrels on fire at once, causing an explosion onto the enemy*

Well, uh... shit, 8d6 fire damage ig. Alllright, that's fine, Ivan is strong.

2 attacks, +8 to hit, 1d8+5+con save against poisoned condition and 2d8 poison damage or extra 2d8 poison damage if already poisoned, +4d6 sneak attack once per turn-

Which, yes, is a lot, but to be fair, after the fireball its basically 5v1.5, so, the party beat him to a pulp immediately, which he then used his cloak of the mountebank to leave the area cus he want live and not die.

After that, the party got LOT of loot cus these bandits were actually somewhat rich. What can I say, banditing pays well. For the leader, i mean-

3 chests of gold and items, a bit of rare items and cool ass items. Specifically avoiding giving them a bag of holding, though. They all dumped strength, now they suffer in low carrying capacity-

Anyways, Amnesiac fighter got cursed boots and a nice rope of climbing, Troublesome Alchemist got headband of smarts and became dumbn't, also got a cool item, All-seeing Druid got Heward's Handy Spice Pouch, Storm Boomerang, and Nature's Mantle, Gumgum got Flametongue... dagger, +1 Longsword, and a Tankard of Plenty. Yew is my dmpc and I don't want them to hog magic items, so, they were fine with no items, but did get 2 heal potions.

So, Gumgum bought like 2 cursed items that I forgot from a cursed item seller and also managed to get Gauntlets of Ogre Power for basically 99% off, Link got a cursed wand of fear, and Wessly got a cursed wand of magic missile and an uncursed moon sickle, Yew bought a wand of winter that didn't actually get a curse-

T didn't buy anything

Link pissed off some party members, had a talk with T after injecting them with a Truth Serum which revealed a lot of surprising info from both, and then made dinner alongside Wessly. Yew just sat with their Deer familiar by a lake, and contemplated their new party.

Link talked with the demon he works for, and Wessly got a sending stone to talk with an NPC. Party leveled up to 5 and rested.

Gumgum finally grew to 2 mini goombas. Goombi? Goomba's? Geemba?-

Because mushroom logic. (Woo, we got Gumgumgum and Gumgum jr.)

Oh, and T's cursed boots are slowly turning him into Bnuuy.

...More on Thursday, maybe!