#blobs of ugly pixels?? oh wow how cool i spent 16 hours burning up every tree to find a flat rock. how fun

[arcticwaters]

one of my lifetime goals is to eventually play every single zelda game however this is complicated by my complete and utter desire to not play the original legend of zelda

#arctic says #i know this is blasphemy to say loz1 looks SO fucking boring. i can't imagine how anyone has a good time with it in this modern age #''you can immediately explore where you want and look and find things!'' explore WHAT? find WHAT?? blobs?? #blobs of ugly pixels?? oh wow how cool i spent 16 hours burning up every tree to find a flat rock. how fun #oh whoa! i found this passage and it led me to...... more flat trees! haha wow how fun !! #exploring in games is only fun if the things you find are WORTH finding #i have total respect for what a marvel it was for it's time but it's not that time anymore and i as a person #think that shit is not worth playing. completely unsatisfying #i also don't want to play majora's mask however that's because i'm bad at video games and it looks hard