#belisarius cawl is taking your stuff. be very afraid

[v6-version]

listen, everyone knows how good of a scientist Cawl is. he's got a tentacle in every pie, even the kinds of pies no one has ever invented before. the sheer volume of things he's created and upgrades he's thought up beggars belief. but, he could never have been so successful without also being the galaxy's best thief and plagiarizer. consider the amount of "archaeology" he does, the "inspiration" he takes from aliens, the eclectic and odd subordinates he gathers like a magpie yoinks trinkets - Bellie Cawl can steal anything. he can break countermeasures and outgun defense systems like there's no tomorrow! he can approach with such stealth and confusion that you won't even notice your stuff's gone until he's halfway across the Sector! and with his power of soulmerging, he can even steal you!

#“hippity hoppity your brain is now my property” #belisarius cawl is taking your stuff. be very afraid #fellas is it identity theft to literally download someone's consciousness into your own? #belisarius cawl #40k #warhammer 40k #thought