#before my brain got too excited about weird creature and fully abandoned its own premise and became Laios Dungeonmeshi infodumping about it

[the-punforgiven]

My brain last night was trying to dream about watching the movie Jaws with my beloved, but I have never actually seen the movie Jaws so the "footage from the movie" my brain conjured up concerned the titular creature "Jaws", a bizarre undersea millipede-like creature with a shark's head (This was a false head to deter predators when it wasn't hunting.)

It had a thick carapace lined with small venomous spikes that held an insanely powerful numbing agent. "Jaws" was roughly the size of a small dog (initially, though was still noticeably longer) and covered in small gnashing teeth alongside nearly the entirety of the creature's underside. When it needed to hunt, "Jaws" would bury itself in the sand of shallow lakes, waiting for a human to step too close. Once they did step too close, the human's leg would be rendendered fully numb by the creature's venom and "Jaws" would latch onto and wrap around the leg, using both its teeth and its apparently sharp legs(?) to gruesomely rip and tear the numbed flesh down to the bone, before quickly leaving the unfortunate human and scuttling the fuck off into the sea to apparently molt into something roughly double its size. By the end of the movie it had grown to the point it was wrapping around and attempting to devour entire cargo ships.

I don't know what the FUCK creature that was, but even I know that sure as shit wasn't Jaws

#also worth noting is that I guess my brain was super super excited about this monster premise #because I only got to watch it hunt like twice #once on the beach and once in a Stock Horror Movie White Guy's house #before my brain got too excited about weird creature and fully abandoned its own premise and became Laios Dungeonmeshi infodumping about it #the cargo ship thing even looked like it was a still shot ripped straight from the anime #truly the dream ever lol #pun's text posts #Pun talks Dreams #''Jaws''