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preeningpisces · 1 month

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Kenjaku NSFW Headcanons

Don’t yell at me please, I have extremely questionable taste

Lemme know if you want me to elaborate or write something about any of these ♥️

18+ content below, mdni, implied chubby f!reader, dark content

TW: implied non-con, mention of odd kinks

ꕥ Definitely the freakiest freak. Bitch has probably tried everything. Wherever your mind went, the answer is yes, he probably tried that too. This dude is old and bored and has too much free time on his hands; a perfect example of why retirement homes are a thing

ꕥ Very detached the whole time which is unnerving, but also sexy in a way. It’s like he’s just conducting an experiment and observing the results

ꕥ Making him lose his composure, no matter how brief, is one of the hottest things you'll see. Trust meee

ꕥ Their libido is greatly affected by the vessel, even their kinks/preferences are affected. Very aware where his tastes end, and the vessels begins, but he’ll entertain them regardless. Hedonistic mfer

ꕥ Loves figuring out how new bodies work. He has very unique insights about sex because of this, and it makes him surprisingly skilled. He knows his way around very well, and how different preferences can be or how differently ppl can experience pleasure

ꕥ Attracted to intellect & humor—goofy bitches rise up. People who interest him in some way are more likely to be kept around than someone with just a pretty face. He isn’t loving tho, he just likes someone he can fuck around with, and pick apart their brain for entertainment (not literally…I think)

ꕥ Likes that your body is so malleable, and submits to his touch. When he squeezes, his fingers dip into your flesh, as if he's an artist and you're clay—oh so poetic

ꕥ On the topic of submitting: I don’t think he’d be want to be submissive. He’s too egotistical and doesn’t trust other ppl enough. Maybe they’d fuck with it occasionally with someone trustworthy enough

ꕥ Yknow when people say things like ‘my exe used to do this thing with their tongue’ and they don’t really know how to describe what they did, or why it felt so good? That’s what having sex with Kenjaku is like. Lots of odd tricks in that squishy lil brain

ꕥ His dirty talk is direct, smooth and cold. Usually condescending. Again, they’ve got that scientist vibe so everything they say is almost like an observation, but somehow he says it in a sexy way. He’s a manipulator, so he’s good with his words. Also bro has 0 shame, they will say the nastiest shit if the mood strikes them

ꕥ Talkative in bed, kind of like when he fights. What a nerd. Someone shove him in a locker for me. It pertains to whatever you’re doing, don’t get me wrong, he isn’t lecturing you about cursed energy while he’s got you bent over. Probably.

ꕥ Not possessive at all, will totally pimp you out. Very cocky when you quickly realize they aren’t as skilled as him

ꕥ Likes to do shocking things in bed just to toy with you and see how you react. Usually pretty cruel and sadistic when they do these things

ꕥ Toy enthusiast, idgaf. Will tape a vibrator to your clit, get a fucking machine, and just leave you there for hours. He’d probably record it to watch later so he can go do his nefarious plotting and deeds while you suffer

ꕥ Medical kink king, he absolutely fucks with a nice speculum. He’ll strap you down to an examination table & crank you open like it’s a car jack. Inject weird shit into you, maybe some erotic e-stim stuff too

ꕥ I consulted Gege, and he said clit enlargement/pump. He’ll get it all puffed up and raw before going to town on it—both hot and horrifying

ꕥ Breeding kink but in the worst way

ꕥ Very very into fluids & mess: I’ll let you decide what that means LMFAO

ꕥ IDK I just get the vibe he's a whacky and unpredictable in the bedroom because he's all about reactions. He's just a curious lil guy, don't be mad at him

#all 12 kenjaku fans here’s some food #it’s just a granola bar unfortunely :/#Kenjaku smut #kenjaku x reader #kenjaku x you #kenjaku x chubby reader #chubby reader #divider by plutism #tw noncon #dark content #dreams of kenjaku ☁︎#nightmares ☽#headcanons ☽#dreams ☽#wet dreams ☽

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crigeartist · 7 days

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Piglin headcannon stuff

This is a special interest not an English essay, if you comment on my spelling or sentence formulation I will blow you up with my mind.

Netherrack has different 'variants' depending on other substances its exposed to and mixes with. Netherrack near the lava oceans melt very slowly, (like, over thousands of years years slowly) which has caused them to condense into a sandstone like mineral that is much more fire resistant. It's darker in coloration (similar to that of nether brick) And a little more malleable than regular netherrack, its used a lot in heavy armor and shields as a result. The presence of different minerals also affect the features of netherrack. when near a lot of soul sand, netherrack will take on a noticeably paler shade of red, while being cold to the touch. it melts much easier and quicker than regular netherrack and is generally weaker than it too. however it makes good armour for piglins that are living in higher altitudes or near the lava oceans. Netherrack exposed to gravel will be deeper in hue. It will crumble like sand in one's hand. When mixed with magma cream it becomes a gooey almost wet clay like substance. hardening like clay when heated. It acts as an amazing insulator and thus is used a lot in making houses and layers within the bastions.

There is weather, kinda. Since the nether is another dimension entirely the laws of physics and gravity don't work quite the same. all this to say that, the lava oceans have 'tides' even without a celestial body to affect them. these lava tides affect the heat of nether. particularly, it affects the higher altitudes and the areas at sea (lava?) level. because heat rises, the more the lava pools raise the hotter those areas get, meanwhile valleys or depressions in the terrain retain relatively cooler and more stable temperatures throughout tide changes. There's a pattern to these tidal changes, most easily comparable to seasonal changes in the overworld over a longer period. high tide can last ~5 human months, low tide lasting ~6 and between the two is an 'unstable season' where it can change dramatically from high to low quickly. this lasts ~3 months

like other aquatic(?) animals, striders have a mating cycle. bi-yearly (once every time the tide cycles finish twice) a massive congregation of wild striders make their way to the highest elevation near a warped forest. they then spend the time grazing and mating for ~2 human weeks.

they have their own version of the aurora borealis during low tide. when the tide goes out, lots of ash, netherrack, blackstone, basalt etc. particles go into the air, raising with the temperatures until they reach the highest point they can. Its here in which the particles can interact more freely between each other. If they reach perfect temperature and conditions, a reaction will happen that will ignite some of the particles, causing fire to 'dance' around the sky. this fire will be a wide variety of colors depending on the contents of the mineral particles in the area. a lot of tribes call it something like 'dance of gods' with a lot of religious beliefs and rituals being connected to it. It can go by a wide verity of names depending on which group of pigfolk you ask

There are variations within the species depending on the climate or biome they live in. for piglins that are in valleys or farther from the lava lakes their fur will be shorter but thicker. the hair naturally keeps them cool and resistant to lava/fire with an oil it produces, kinda like ducks, without the need to be fire resistant, a lot of valley residing tribes have shorter hair since it just weights them down. It thickens to keep them warmer since they're not so close to the heat of lava lakes. they also tend to have darker, more spottier coloration to keep them blended in with the netherrack. Species near lava lakes have longer fur, particularly on the top of their heads, on their chins, and occasionally, top to middle of their backs. They're a lot more resistant to lava and bathe in it using magma cream to keep them xtra safe from burning alive. (like sunscreen but for showering) A lot of these tribes tie their longer fur into braids and fit gold rings on it. the style depends on the tribe that they belong from. Their colors are typically brighter and more smooth between the changes of fur color. this helps them blend in with the lava and bright surroundings. Their eyes are noticeably darker, ranging from brown, purple, to full black. The reason is to protect their vision from the harsh light from the lava. a lot of these piglins are larger and bulkier than the rest. the rare few tribes that make their homes within soul sand valleys or wastelands are a little shorter and thinner than the rest. With speed unaffected by the soul sand and eyes a soul-like blue. These piglins are typically not seen out of their enviornment and often used as the boogymen in stories of piglits so they don't wander off. These piglins can go pretty long without food or sleep within their own biome. outside of it though they get more sluggish and tired. Those who venture off outside of their biome take small jars of soul sand with them in necklaces as a sort of charm to keep them from getting these tiredness spells. Okay its 1:30 and I got class in six hours so this is all yall get for now Feel free to use and modify these for your fics if you ever wanna :D

#piglin #minecraft #headcanon #piglin headcannon #minecraft piglin

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miutonium · 10 months

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Im so sorry @jils-things but you made me want to go on a tangent about art supplies in a bit cuz I'm a nerd andhekqkwkdjwoqo i lov u pls dont go away- 😭

Anyway yes I usually make a very light sketch with my pencil so that I could erase it easily for me to retrace it but I am here to make a very important public announcement and I feel that it is my duty to inform the public on something that could be beneficial to the society.

Behold: Kneading Eraser

This fucker have multiple names; Putty eraser, gummy eraser, kneaded eraser,clay. It's going through a phase, please don't judge it, let it change name every 10 seconds.

What I need is that I want everyone to put everything down and listen to what I say: You run to the art store, Michael's, Art Friend, soup store, whatever store you get your art supply at. You ask the store clerk you want a putty eraser and if they dont give you a putty eraser, tell them they're a loser in malay (it's mak kau hijau. The more your learn folks) and then go to the next store and find a putty eraser until you get them. Its not expensive, it cost me less than 2 bucks for 1 pack of putty eraser.

Why you may ask? Well, I can assure you as someone who draws, putty eraser is much much MUCH better than a normal generic eraser.

First of all, there's no dust. When you erase a line with this boy, there wont be any rubber shit nugget clumping on the table and making a mess on your bed (i know you hate your spine too and likes to draw on bed i live in ur walls u guys better sleep with 1 eye open). I'm so serious like I have 0 eraser shavings in my house since I use a putty eraser. Please stop sleeping covered in eraser shavings.

It's also malleable. You can literally shape it to whatever shape that you want so you could erase a a tiny spot that you couldn't reach without disturbing other lines. And it works sooooo well as a stress ball or a toy. People actually knead it into animal shape. Can you shape a normal rectangle eraser into a giraffe? CAN YOU? DO YOU SEE MY POINT?

Do you suffer from loneliness? Do you need a conversation opener? Are you tired of kneading an eraser to shape it into a friend? Believe it or not, putty eraser is a great conversation starter when you dont want to start a conversation! As a personal anecdote: whenever I sketch in school, if anyone I know sees me sketching, they will always ask me what the fuck is the clay thing I use to erase my lines and then I have to explain to them what is a kneadable eraser and then whenever I demo'd the eraser, an amusing OOOOOOO will come out and they will play with my eraser for like 5 mins. Am I mad that my eraser is taken away? No because the eraser can also be s e p e r a t e d . Black magic fuckery. Please go buy a putty eraser.

Anyway for the pencil, I swear to god if you ever get this pencil, you will never use a normal mechanical pencil ever again.

The pencil I'm using is called a drafting pencil, specifically Pentel Graphgear 500. There's tons of drafting pencil in the market but just look at this one because other's are expensive and you will cry. This pencil had a plastic body but the base is made of metal so its pretty heavy. It feels v e r y c o m f o r t a b l e on the hand, like the moment you hold it, you will believe that this is how mechanical pencil suppose to be. It just fits so perfectly with the contour of you finger. The weight feels so nice on your hands and the grip is very comfortable. The pencil sleeve also doesnt budge so you don't and won't have any issue of lead breakage (unless you press your pencil really hard)

It's also very long-lasting. I have 2 of them in my pencil case. The one on the left were bought in 2021 from Muji. The one on the right were bought in 2015. It still works fine despite being 8 years old. I don't think I ever have any mechanical pencil that is long lasting like this one. This is legit one of the product that I would say would last a lifetime if you take care of it well.

This ends my sleepy deprivation fueled post for today.

TL;DR: Please go buy kneaded eraser and a drafting pencil I am on my knees rn-

#asuka speaks #anyway aHHH I LOVE U JIL THANK YOU FOR BEING MY NO 1 HYPEMAN FOR CHLOE AND UTONIUM BLESS YOU 😭😭💕💕💕#i have said what i need to say so I will go to sleep now //bonk head

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tord-norman · 3 months

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It’s more like a demonic siphon that converts that energy into holy matter-not a weapon

I do not make weapons

In conception the “Blessed Breaker” was supposed to restore holiness to fallen angels-instead it converts demon energy into pure holy mass, which is clay-like and malleable in nature, and permanently solidifies when exposed to heat

I have made many non-lethal crucifix’s for those who have no faith with traces of the stuff embedded within. The pure stuff is kept… somewhere safe

Wars have been fought over scraps of the matter, and I’ve discovered how to make it in abundance

It is not something that should EVER be distributed on mass-just in safe, distilled amounts for self defense

Anything more, and the destruction that could follow would be…. Unspeakable, in terms of intensity

Humanity would wipe itself out within months

As a fellow scientist, it should go unsaid that you are not to speak of this knowledge I have shared with anyone

In return, I can give you a small sample of the pure Holy Matter to research-perhaps you could find the cure your lover seeks with it

Do share if you’re successful-I have connections that can quickly and quietly distribute a cure for vampires who want it-and make sure you have all the credit for that discovery

As for me, I’m busy with prior commitments in my endeavors

See you on the other side

-Truth

Of course I understand don't worry, no one will hear of this at all, and thank you so so much! I'm so excited to get home and look at it in the lab, and I bet Matt will be so happy that I'm working on a cure for him because I'm the best boyfriend in the world

I'll obviously let you know everything I'm able to do is put about it, I really do believe it's in our best interest to work together

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pyrrh · 1 year

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sometimes i write about the happy or the glowy or the in betweens or the little nothings because i don't know how to write about the ways i am fundamentally broken into pieces, the ways i have been not just dropped but thrown onto paved stones, the whole time knowing i am made of porcelain, a beautiful and imperfect irreplaceable work of art. i have survived a lot of falls and throws. i have glued myself back together from a couple particularly bad ones. i got a tattoo about it, about always putting back together my porcelain fragments so i can be whole and remade again.

but I don't know if there's enough left to glue. is there a craft that pulverizes baked and glazed porcelain, or clay, back into dust, remakes it into a wet and malleable form so you can sculpt anew?

my selves sure have some things to say about it all though. like "once again i am an add-on in an add-on room surrounded by so many other extraneous nice but unnecessary things, another belonging in another collection like a doll someone bought and left in her box, lining her on the shelf with the others, a horde of perfect looking empty shells watching from inside each of their boxes, waiting to see if they finally, finally, get to unpack"

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riftensucks · 6 years

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Don't know if this has been talked about before, but how exactly did Jazbay meet Jenassa, and why on earth would she keep company like him around for as long as she does? I'm to assume it could be because she probably saw him as some kind of malleable piece of clay she could shape into something more suitable for the world or something like that...

I’m very sorry for the alte reply, anon, work has been kind of a doozy these couple days.

Anyway this is such a good quesiton and I am SO glad you asked. It’s an even split between money, glory, and interest.

Money, because he did pay her to accompany to Bleak Falls Farrow, and mercs gotta merc; past that, even before he learned how to fight, he was still a healer with quick thinking, so clearing bandits/obstacles and getting to keep whatever she wanted from the loot was still a damn good deal.

Glory, because who wouldn’t want a front seat to the most important event of a century? She got handed a shot at becoming part of a legend on a silver platter. She knew she’d get to meet important persons, kill some of them, fight fights she’d never have a chance to fight otherwise, and be prive to events few people would get to witness.

And interest, because yeah, when he first approached her she thought precisely nothing of him - just a client for a day, and an ugly street rat to boot. But already in the Barrow she could see he could be focused and brave without a hint of confidence, somehow, and after killing their first dragon, when he couldn’t do fuck-all about the dragon itself but ran around trying to heal the guards under fire, she really wanted to see what he was made of.

She very quickly saw that the better she got to know him, the more he allowed himself to be bitter or cynical, or that he was constantly morose and tense but had the pain tolerance she herself had to train herself for decades for, or that he seemed entirely resigned to what had to be done with zero regard for himself while caring about total strangers to an almost performatory degree, and yeah, she thought this could go so many different ways. She decided he was equal parts sweet and bitter, and she wanted to see which part would win out when under duress. Did she want to be there the first time he killed someone? She did, and she was.

If he were as weak and naive as she’d first thought, he’d be dime-a-dozen and entirely uninteresting. She was interested in him precisely because he thought for himself, but he kept her guessing as to what he was thinking, exactly, and she had no idea what kind of legend she’d be helping to make.

(She also absolutely enjoyed training him in knife-fighting, or sneaking, or generally in the Bastard Skillset, though trying to teach him to use regular-sized swords was just. Sad.)

So basically, Bleak Falls Barrow was a main story quest for her, and Jazbay was the “find that sign you’ve been waiting in that dumb archery store at for,” and she simply decided to follow him and let chips fall where they may. She was quite ready, in the beginning, to just fold the moment he stopped being interesting, or when she knew for sure what was going to happen.

All of these became kind of secondary within just a couple months, of course, because she never knew why people cared about their dumb surrogate sons until she got her own dumb surrogate son, she’s only had him for six months but etc., but good luck getting her to admit that when he’s not a) about to possibly die, b) literally getting married right that second.

Thank you very much for your interest, getting this message made my day!

#Anonymous

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