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#because my main is still for sandm@n
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the current dynamic between me and my little brother is this.
him: tony stark is my husband
me: wait no fair i didn’t know we were calling husbands. i want steve rogers
him: okay
me: and natasha
me: and bruce
me: and clint
him: so i get one and you get literally all the rest
me: tony is the best one though.
him: fair. okay.
me: and bucky
him: now you’ve gone too far.
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