#because Cyber made me laugh with their art

[gentrychild]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GENTRY, as a gift I shall write you an essay as to why you should write about Anyone AFO being shirtless (instead of censoring it with a star wars shirt)

So why should you write about Anyone AFO being shirtless? Well first off I think shirtless anyone afo will bring about world peace. That man's chiseled abs could bring everyone together to admire them. Wars will stop and everyone will be singing together in harmony all because of the beauty of shirtless afo. I also think it'll make your fic super popular (more popular than it already is) you'll be drowning in kudos before you know it. It will also make Hori read your story and he'll cry from how perfect it is, he'll even allow you to retcon one thing from the canon story because that's the power shirtless AFO has over people. You'll also get super rich and famous (trust me plz) because everyone will be throwing money at you for writing such a beautiful and amazing thing (which is shirtless AFO). You'll also be given three wishes and you will be able to wish for anything you desire, this is because even the universe itself will be grateful to you for bringing a shirtless AFO into existence in your anyone story and so it will allow you to have three wishes. Doesn't this all sound amazing? Yes, it does I can hear you already opening up your document and writing shirtless AFO into the anyone story as we speak. Thank you Gentry for your time!

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I CAN OBTAIN ALL THOSE THINGS ONLY IF I WRITE SHIRTLESS AFO.

YOU DARE TO SAY I CANNOT OBTAIN THE WORLD ANYTIME I WANT? THAT MY POWERS ARE LIMITED IN ANY WAY?

ALL MY WISHES ARE WITHIN MY GRASP.

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND, BLINDED BY YOUR LUST FOR THE MOST BASIC MIDDLE AGED MAN EVER, YOU INSULT ME?

#I was not opposed to writing shirtless AFO until now #because Cyber made me laugh with their art #but now it's over #the simps are back