#bc there 800 varying rules and laws about fairies and I cannot off the top of my head know which ones to trust

[hamable]

I’ve known about the Walrus vs Fairy debate for about 11 minutes now and I’ve never been more angry in my life you’re all wrong and I’m taking it personally.

#walrus vs fairy #fairy is more surprising. I’m this close to writing multiple paragraphs on why #walrus is an initial shock and then I’m delighted and varying degrees of concerned while I make some calls #i see a fairy?? I’m fucking elated and I’m fucking terrified and both emotions are ongoing. #if I can classify a hereto undiscovered creature as a fairy upon opening my door by my cultural idea of what a fairy is #then I’m fucking panicking #bc there 800 varying rules and laws about fairies and I cannot off the top of my head know which ones to trust #I’d be terrified to speak a word lest it be twisted on me. do I let it in my house? #is letting it in my house a favor? an insult? basic manners? #I wouldn’t say it’s my Roman Empire but once in a while I think about fairy rules and get stressed tf out #even saying shit like no thank you can get you in a world of trouble #if I open the door to a walrus that’s crazy but I would reasonably know what to do about it #I’m having three crises at once if I see a fairy and at least one of those crises is about linguistics