#bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito

#thank fuck i Realized last second #that would not have been good.... #i thought this was important to share! for some reason! #my brain said Oh Man You Gotta Tell Everyone About This #and i said! So Fucking True! #absolutely unprompted #i have no restraint nor mercy for mosquitos #i will Obliterate those little bitches with my bare hands. #it is Kill On Sight #bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me #mosquitos active my deeply buried kill switch #i do not like to kill things! however for them i will make an exception #i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage #and then vigorously washing my hands bc Ew