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bathroom-sand · 4 years

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BBSim Year of the Rat: Week 2: Episode 1

@bayleighsvote @cirie-sandra-michaela @flopbb-22 @froglegsz @iorivalenti @julieeexcheeen @peterbrownismydaddy @rockstar-its-real-cute @shaolinbynature @whats-bb22 @wheremy--demons--hide @ashleaevans, @bigbroaddict @brentrobinson and @remember-caltoru

RECAP:

@flopbb-22 admits that he has gone back and forth over the week trying to figure out who is playing him and how loyal people are to him. He says the house meeting has confirmed his suspicions that his emotions have been messed with. While he doesn’t understand why Petgate would go to such great lengths to hide their alliance to @shaolinbynature, he nevertheless will not continue to be played.

@shaolinbynature gets pissed and begins to yell as she is ushered out the door. bathroom-sand and @bayleighsvote try and comfort her, unsure of what happened.

CURRENT:

The teams gather in the backyard for a crapshoot competition, live on TV. Everyone is stressed out from the house meeting that had recently been called and almost every member of the house is worried about their position with nothing left certain anymore.

This stress is furthered by @froglegsz winning, someone who has no strong loyalties in the house other than @rockstar-its-real-cute. @peterbrownismydaddy and the Petgate alliance are nervous.

@ashleaevans is nervous, knowing that he as a horrible reputation with @froglegsz, especially after @froglegsz just betrayed their agreement.

Meanwhile, @froglegsz becomes excited that she won HOH, secure in her position for the week. Along with her saftey, she also guaranteed the saftey of her team.

@bayleighsvote feels better about her position this week, but worries now for her only remaining ally. @rockstar-its-real-cute feels content in knowing that he can relax the rest of the week for the second week in a row. @brentrobinson, however, has other plans for the week....

@brentrobinson realizes he needs to fix what he’s doing in the game. The house meeting revealed the true colors of his team and he now wants to try and solidify his place in the house.

@iorivalenti is still shocked by the meeting and doesn’t know what to do next.

@brentrobinson has a discussion with @iorivalenti about their alliance and admits he wants to cute out @julieeexcheeen and @peterbrownismydaddy. He adds that while he’s started to find @wheremy--demons--hide annoying, that she’s good for their numbers so she can stay.

While @iorivalenti agrees about booting the members she brings up that they lost most of their strength with those two members down and they need new ones. She suggests trying to bring in @cirie-sandra-michaela, claiming that since he did the house meeting he must have good reads (he is very hit or miss) and that he’ll probably calm down this week. @brentrobinson isn’t so sure. He suggests instead @bayleighsvote and @rockstar-its-real-cute.

Unaware that her alliance has turned on her, @julieeexcheeen remains nervous about her spot in the house. Throughout the day she realizes she isn’t being included and wonders if it had anything to do with the house meeting.

@peterbrownismydaddy realizes fast that he is now out an alliance. He is upset but not surprised by it. He decides that it’s in his best interest to start collecting votes now since he is well aware @froglegsz doesn’t like him.

@peterbrownismydaddy goes to the HOH room and tries to work out his problems with @froglegsz. He apologizes for being in the road when @froglegsz hit him. She accepts the apology.

He then goes on to name a few people for her to target, reminding her that even though they had beef that there at still bigger fish to fry.

He suggests members of the Petgate alliance. @froglegsz agrees and thanks him.

@peterbrownismydaddy leaves the meeting feeling confident.

After the eviction ceremony bathroom-sand and @bayleighsvote feel they are in a tough position. Neither of them trusts @flopbb-22 anymore but still feel a strong bond with each other. They debate coasting the rest of the week and discussing strategy next week but feel that they can do better as players.

They agree to try talking to @froglegsz and sympathize with her having a few number of allies. They hope to form some bond.

bathroom-sand and @bayleighsvote go to see @froglegsz but decide not to talk a lot of game. They intend spend the night doing each other nails. At some point @froglegsz asks who she should nominate and @bayleighsvote suggests @ashleaevans, since he keeps trying to manipulate everyone.

The two have learned from their week one mistake of trying to push @flopbb-22 into a decision and potentially turning them form the alliance.

@brentrobinson tries to expand his alliance and gain some votes for future events. In the end, he walks out with two enemies.

He first approaches @rockstar-its-real-cute by vagueing that if he doesn’t join the alliance then he’ll eventually have to go. @rockstar-its-real-cute doesn’t think this was a smart strategy and reminds @brentrobinson that so far he’s done nothing to prove his loyalty and that if he joins an alliance now he’ll just be at the bottom.

@brentrobinson then tries to get @bayleighsvote‘s allegiance by bringing up her vulnerability in the house and reminding her that her alliance blew up and betrayed itself. She seems unhappy that he brought this up and reminds him that his alliance did the same and that she’d rather self evict than work with him and get into another doomed alliance.

@rockstar-its-real-cute mistakenly calls himself a floater in the DR. Perhaps unaware that he’s more like a coaster. In fact, he appears to be creating a new viable strategy, the roller coaster as he passes through the game while inciting chaos.

@flopbb-22 and @rockstar-its-real-cute finally have a talk. @flopbb-22 has been isolated the past few days and slipped under the radar. @rockstar-its-real-cute admires @flopbb-22‘s mist. The two agree to work together but do not trust each other.

@froglegsz starts the ceremony by saying that her nominations are actually very personal and that the nominees should take the time to reflect on who they are as people. She adds that one is a more personal vendetta but less of a threat while the other is both a snake and a threat to everyone’s games.

@peterbrownismydaddy is shocked that he was nominated as he was sure he had earned forgiveness from @froglegsz. @ashleaevans is less shocked but decides to sit there and take it.

@bigbroaddict doesn’t just sit there and decides to call out @froglegsz for making things personal in week 2 and reminds her that she’s only HOH for one week so she better hope she wins veto the next.

@bigbroaddict feels confident in her statement.

#bb22 #bbsim

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birthdaykeesha · 4 years

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Big Brother Tumblr Tag Game

Tagged by @vanessacries 😘

About You (feel free to not answer all of these if you aren’t comfortable doing so)

1. Name or nickname? justine

2. Age/Age Group? 24

3. Zodiac Sign? pisces!

4. Favorite Color? yellow

5. Favorite Animal? pug dogs!

6. First Season of BB you remember watching? bb14

7. Would you ever want to go on BB, if so, what type of player would you be? i would be horrible at bb physical comps (following in queen bb12kathy’s footsteps) so i would not want to be on the show to avoid embarrassment 💕 but if i happened to be on the show i would just play up being a bimbo so people wouldn’t think i’m a threat lol

8. Are there other CBS shows you’d want to go on, and if so, why? i don’t watch any other cbs shows, i do want to get into survivor tho!!!

9. What other Reality shows do you watch? project runway, rupaul’s drag race, ummmm i am blanking rn but i am a whore for reality tv

10. All time favorite houseguest? bbcan ika wong!!!

About the Show

1. What is your all time Favorite twist? ika getting to shred the letters from home for a fat check!!!! (basically i like twists that reward the houseguests but do not have a huge effect on the game itself)

2. What is a twist that you like, but kind of flopped? i did not like this twist but i just want to shit talk the teams twist i hate the teams twist so!!!! damn!!!! much!!!

3. If you were the new Grodner and had to remake the show, what would you keep the same? um the show can keep it’s name ❤️

4. What would you change? i would stop casting the machismo male archetype IMMEDIATELY. i would also make sure the cast was actually diverse, maybe one token straight white person, as a treat

5. What’s your all time favorite comp? pressure cooker hello!!!!

6. What’s your all time favorite competition? i also like the how bad do you want it comp

7. All time favorite punishment? getting to watch paulie cry while making pies

8. If you could bring any houseguest back to be in the house (not to play the game) who would it be and why? omg da’vonne again in the future, she always brings us good tv!!!! she can get a check without having to deal with uglies playing the game

9. If you could bring any houseguest back to play, who would it be? CHIMA WE LOVE YOUUU

10. What is your most memorable episode? omg when josh beat paul that was legendary and so unexpected

11. If you could have any reality star from any other show on BB who would it be? nene leakes!!!

12. What’s your favorite BB series outside of normal BBUS (normal BBUS does not include CBBUS or BBOTT) bbcan5 was immaculate

13. Favorite Julie Chen sign off? when she didn’t say moonves

14. Is there anything from old BB that you would bring back, why or why not, and if yes, what would it be? omg the luxury comps!!! they forced people who didn’t like each other to work together so they were entertaining

15. If you were in the BB house and you won HoH what album would be in your HoH basket and who would you want to receive a letter from? beyoncé’s critically acclaimed homecoming: the live album!!!! i would get hate mail from my dogs 💖

16. Favorite Alliance? the coven!!!!

17. Funniest BB moment? keesha’s birthday is going down in history!!!!

18. Favorite first boot? jodi 😔

19. Least favorite houseguest? too many!!! any bigoted white person (unfortunately there are too many to name)

20. Favorite BB couple? me and kaysar!!!😍

This or That

1. Old School BB or New School BB? old school!!!!!

2. Julia or Liz Nolan? fellow austin hater julia

3. Vaness Rousso or Jun Song? jun song

4. Cody Calafiore or Cody Nickson? ugh chuck e cheese is less of an asshole so him i guess

5. Swaggy or Bayleigh? BAYLEIGH WE LOVE YOUUU

6. Janelle or Kaysar? KAYSAR WE LOVE YOUUU

7. Orwell or the rubber duck? orwell

8. Hacker twist or Pandora’s Box? pandora’s box

9. Nicole A or Nicole F? nicole a if i must

10. Dan or Will? dan

11. Bathroom with Bathroom sand (BB18) or The Fidget Spinner Wall (BB20)? we will never have interior design as iconic as bathroom sand!!!!

12. The Hive or The Spy Grils? the hive were dumb as hell but i love them so much

13. PB&J or Slop? pb&j

14. Nerdy Guy archetype or Quirky Girl archetype? quirky girl 😗

15. The cursed liztin gif or the Maven (BB19) cum rag? jfhbdhf the cursed liztin gif because it’s not a health hazard (except to my eyeballs)

Tag Questions

1. First Season you blogged? bb16 technically but i only liked and reblogged things from my personal blog. this is my first year being active in the tag!!! (horrible timing i know)

2. Favorite season to blog? bbcan5!!!!

3. Favorite Bloggers? omg kind of a copout but everyone i follow i love!!! i always have the goofiest smile when i’m scrolling through my dash cause everyone is so funny 💕

4. Favorite tag cryptid (i.e. djmrod, the confession accounts, the bayler stan account, stella) stella we miss you!!!

5. Build an ideal alliance with people from the tag: @transpokenerd @kaysarsupremacy hey besties 😘

6. Favorite content creator (gifs, videos, posts)? omg i love all the content creators!!!! i am especially impressed when they gif live feed clips cause i know it’s hard to make that shitty quality look nice AND THEY ALWAYS COME THROUGH

7. Person in the tag that you like but are too nervous to talk to? um never nervous to tell @bathroom-sand that she is the queen of the tag!!!

8. Have you played in any tag games (like bbdiscords, orgs, etc.,) if so what was your favorite experience? omg i love bbsims and i’ve been in one (1) discord but it was very fun!!! just a lot of typing fkkffk

9. Favorite gate? petgate is always so cute and wholesome!!!

10. What opinions do you have that you feel would be unpopular in the tag?most times i agree with that tag tbh!! ummmm i don’t really care for the random draw in veto??? i think everyone should play in veto or the hoh and the two players on the block can all have houseguests choice

11. Have you thirst followed anyone after a selfiesgate? ya

12. Whose someone in the tag that has stopped blogging bb that you miss? stella bird blog come back!!!

13. Favorite holiday people have called Christmas? national hit and run day

14. If you could steal any url whose would it be? omg the keesha url

15. Favorite tag meme? (i.e. Paul;s mistake, victim noises, claling chr*stmas anything but her name, etc.,) PAUL’S MISTAKE PT II DESERVES TO GO #1 ON BILLBOARD!!!!!

Tag 3-5 people (or more or less)

I tag @transpokenerd @kaysarsupremacy @yeetusweenus @bathroom-sand @whats-bb22

and anyone else who wants to participate!!!!😊

#bb22 #thank you grass this was entertaining!!!!!#your mind!!!!

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maxdoesbb · 4 years

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Big Brother Tumblr Tag Game

So I was tagged by @vanessacries to take part in their Big Brother Tumblr Tag Game and here are my answers

Rules:

If you are tagged copy and paste the rules and all questions

Answer the questions

Tag 3-5 people to also complete the questions

Tagged by @vanessacries (legend)

About Me

1. Name or nickname? - My name is Max, but ya’ll already knew that

2. Age/Age Group? - 18, but there is an episode on my 19th birthday!

3. Zodiac Sign - Libra

4. Favorite Color? - Some days it’s orange, some days it’s purple

5. Favorite Animal? - I love love love LOVE Red Pandas...google them they’re so cute

6. First Season of BB you remember watching? - In terms of BBUS, season 16. In terms of Big Brother as the franchise, BBUK Season 7

7. Would you ever want to go on BB, if so, what type of player would you be? - I Would love to, I would try and have like a Jun Song Floater game, but new school bb hates that so...i’d be out week one

8. Are there other CBS shows you’d want to go on, and if so, why? - I would love to do the amazing race, but i’m from the UK so they won’t let me shshhs

9. What other Reality shows do you watch? - I watched The Only Way Is Essex up until 2017, I could also rewatch ANY season of Geordie Shore or BBUK

10. All time favorite houseguest? - This is a hard one, Idk if it counts, but Nikki Grahame was on BBCAN and any house she’s in turns the season up to 11 for me, If I don’t count and has to be from BBUS, Vanessa from bb17

About the Show

1. What is your all time Favorite twist? - The Twin Twist, if the twins don’t tell anyone (which is sadly always going to happen) it feels so tense like sumn about two people having to act like one person is just iconic to me!

2. What is a twist that you like, but kind of flopped? - The MVP twist, In my eyes this flopped like the season, I think if they made it so you could only be the MVP once then it would have worked better in season 15, but they also could have flipped it so that the evictee picks who goes up, that would have been iconic watching everyone asking who put up the 3rd nominee, but it was actually the person they sent out the door the week before

3. If you were the new Grodner and had to remake the show, what would you keep the same? - The art team, I don’t think they get enough credit, Sure sometimes it’s a bit meh, but the den of temptation was just *chef’s kiss*

4. What would you change? Casting, that is all i have to say about that.

5. What’s your all time favorite comp? Generic answer, but OTEV is actually so iconic to me, the strategies, the fights, It also gave me one of my favourite Janelle moments ever

6. What’s your all time favorite competition? - idk if i’m being a clown, but this is basically the same as question 5 sksksk

7. All time favorite punishment? - To me all the punishments are kinda dull, like i feel like the producers do it more for comedy on the shows to shy away from the actual problematic stuff that happens every season.

8. If you could bring any houseguest back to be in the house (not to play the game) who would it be and why? - So they just like sit around and observe from inside? If I’m allowed, I’d say miss tea queen Angela Clancy from BBAU12 cause she is some good TV.

9. If you could bring any houseguest back to play, who would it be? - Jackie Ibarra, Hands down!

10. What is your most memorable episode? - BBCAN5, Week 5′s Eviction episode a.k.a THAT double eviction!

11. If you could have any reality star from any other show on BB who would it be? She’s been on the UK version already, but Gemma Collins!!!!!

12. What’s your favorite BB series outside of normal BBUS (normal BBUS does not include CBBUS or BBOTT) - BBUK cause I grew up with it (and thought it was the only version until bbus16 started)

13. Favorite Julie Chen sign off? - I prefer Arisa Cox’s “Someone is always watching” so Julie doesn’t speak in my mind sjsjsjsj

14. Is there anything from old BB that you would bring back, why or why not, and if yes, what would it be? - Casting, cause a lot of older seasons had a mixture of old and young players and they don’t have jobs like “Social Media influencer” or “Podcast maker” or “Jewellery Maker” they have jobs that they can apply to big brother and don’t have to worry about their social media reputation!

15. If you were in the BB house and you won HoH what album would be in your HoH basket and who would you want to receive a letter from? - I’m torn between LM5, Future Nostalgia, and Sweetner, In terms of letter, I’d say my best friend, I’ve known her for almost 10 years and we’ve spoken literally everyday since we met so uhhh sorry to my mother sksksks

16. Favorite Alliance - Danielle and Jason from bb3, that is what an Alliance should be, not the 10 mayo alliances they make in new big brother

17. Funniest BB moment - (it’s not bbus, but it’s the only valid answer!)

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18. Favorite first boot? - JODI ROLLINS DESERVED BETTER!

19. Least favorite houseguest? - Frankie cause him being related to Ariana is the reason i watch this shit show...

This or That

1. Old School BB or New School BB

2. Julia or Liz Nolan

3. Vaness Rousso or Jun Song?

4. Cody Calafiore or Cody Nickson? (Nickson was the face my sleep paralysis demon during bb19)

5. Swaggy or Bayleigh (I’ve seen more of Bayleigh then I have Swaggy)

6. Janelle or Kaysar? (Only because of her views)

7. Orwell or the rubber duck?

8. Hacker twist or Pandora’s Box?

9. Nicole A or Nicole F? (Both are bad, F gets -100 points for not shutting up about her damn wedding!)

10. Dan or Will?

11. Bathroom with Bathroom sand (BB18) or The Fidget Spinner Wall (BB20)?

12. The Hive or The Spy Grils

13. PB&J or Slop?

14. Nerdy Guy archetype or Quirky Girl archetype?

15. The cursed liztin gif or the Maven (BB19) cum rag?

Tag Questions

1. First Season you blogged - Lurking since BB17, started posting a bit BB20, but didn’t start posting fully until BB21

2. Favorite season to blog - Like 2 of you were there but Big Brother Australia 12

3. Favorite Bloggers? the list is too LONG! so top 3 in no particular order @stanningbb @charlchen-moonves @bathroom-sand

4. Favorite tag cryptid (i.e. djmrod, the confession accounts, the bayler stan account, stella) - Stella (could you say lin is kind of a cryptid?)

5. Build an ideal alliance with people from the tag - The trio from hell of course! ( @charlchen-moonves, @stanningbb and I)

6. Favorite content creator (gifs, videos, posts). - So far this season i gotta say @charlchen-moonves and her bob edits!!!

7. Person in the tag that you like but are too nervous to talk to? Literally EVERYONE like something just tells me ya’ll secretly hate me ssjsjs

8. Have you played in any tag games (like bbdiscords, orgs, etc.,) if so what was your favorite experience? - I’ve been in a couple of bbsims, when my account was maxat3am i actually won my first bbsim, forgot who hosted it sksksk

9. Favorite gate? - Selfiegate cause ya’ll are so cute and I just love the positive energy we create!

10. What opinions do you have that you feel would be unpopular in the tag? - I don’t really know if it’s that unpopular but Meg Maley from bb17 deserved better like she won no HoHs no Vetos like, I was rooting of her during bb17!

11. Have you thirst followed anyone after a selfiesgate? - whY would i Ever diSclose that

12. Whose someone in the tag that has stopped blogging bb that you miss? - Is it bad i haven’t noticed anyone leave...

13. Favorite holiday people have called Christmas? - I saw someone call her Toyotathon and i was wheezing for about 10 minutes

14. If you could steal any url whose would it be? I don’t know, I like my URL, however I do like @kidnappedbyacrow‘s url so uhh hand it over sjsjsj (jk love you really!)

15. Favorite tag meme? (i.e. Paul;s mistake, victim noises, claling chr*stmas anything but her name, etc.,) Paul’s mistake made me wanna join the tag so uhh yeah that!

Tag 3-5 people (or more or less)

I tag @stanningbb @charlchen-moonves @bathroom-sand @kidnappedbyacrow and @peterbrownismydaddy

#bb22 #that was fun sjsjsj #fuck the episode tho

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rennyforpresident · 4 years

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 1

Welcome to a new, exciting season of Biiiiiiiiig Brother!

This season, 16 former first boots will move back into the Big Brother house to try and redeem their previous legacy. These houseguests have been itching to get back in there since they were last voted out. Let’s bring them in!

@ashleaevans @bathroom-sand @kaysarswhore @kayysarridha @kelleekim @lahallucinations @maxdoesbb @misshoh @music-obsessednerd @nerdphobic @nomwastaken @pawn2393 @phylisisley @remember-caltoru @rennyforpresident @shaolinbynature

Welcome! Now that everyone is in the house, people are starting to get to know each other, and alliances are beginning to form

Once everyone is in the house, @misshoh and @nomwastaken pull each other into the bedroom and solidify a final 2. Both of them get good vibes from the other, and know they’ll have each other’s backs. From there, these two GET TO WORK

The next alliance to form is these five. @rennyforpresident pulls @remember-caltoru and @nomwastaken and @kaysarswhore into the bathroom and quickly says “this is it, this group here. We were the first to walk in, and we’ll be the last to walk out!” Of course, @misshoh walks in to see what her ally @nomwastaken is doing, and walks in on the creation of the alliance. By default, she gets pulled in and The Fearsome Five is born.

The next alliance to form is @phylisisley‘s idea. She knows @shaolinbynature has a good head on her shoulders, and trusts her unconditionally. The feeling is definitely mutual.

Noticing that @kaysarswhore is already a part of the Fearsome Five, @nomwastaken and @misshoh form an alliance within an alliance and get her on their side in a three-person deal. They call themselves the Royal Family.

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “In this house, there needs to be a queen! And I fit that role perfectly *wink*”

The final alliance is created by @nerdphobic! He pulls the five of them into the storage room and says “This is it! This is the energy I need!”

@misshoh in the DR: “I have had THREE different alliances fall in my lap tonight. There’s no way I’m gone first!”

@pawn2393 gives the new alliance the name of The Block Destroyers, not caring if no one gets the reference

Once all of that has calmed down, the houseguests head to the backyard for their first HOH competition!

Julie: “Hello houseguests! I hope you’ve all been getting to know each other! Tonight, for the second time in BB history, the first Head of Household will be decided by a vote! Whenever you’re ready, please write down the name of the person you want to win HOH.”

After voting, the winner is announced.

All with zero votes

@nerdphobic in the DR: “no one from the Block Destroyers had my back? Wowwwwww, good to know I can trust this alliance early on.”

@phylisisley in the DR: “I’m glad no one voted for me. I need to make sure the target isn’t on my back, and exposing my social game this early isn’t good at all.”

With one vote each

@rennyforpresident in the DR: “I kind of wanted to win, but I’m confused as to who was my one vote? Why me?”

@maxdoesbb: “I’ve talked to like three people tonight? Who voted for me?”

Which means the election comes down to three people

With 3 votes

@nomwastaken in the DR: “I’m not shocked I got so many. I mean, I’m in four different alliances. I voted for @misshoh of course, and I assume it was reciprocated, but who else voted for me? The options are endless! *laughter*”

The only two houseguests left are @music-obsessednerd and @kelleekim.

By a vote of 4 to 6, the new HOH is...

@music-obsessednerd! You are the first HOH of the season! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction.

After a lot of gameplay, strategizing, and ass kissing, @music-obsessednerd has made her final decision

@music-obsessednerd: “I have decided to nominate you @kayysarridha and you @maxdoesbb. This season is really hard in particular, because we’ve all played before, but no one knows how we play. I nominated the two of you because I think you’re the biggest wildcards. I don’t know much about you, but I hope this week you prove that you deserve to stay and fight for the veto! Good luck to you both.”

@kayysarridha in the DR: “Nominated week 1 yet again. Man, why do I keep coming back if I keep getting put on the block! What is it like to be safe? What does that feel like?”

@maxdoesbb in the DR: “I’m not going to panic, because panicking is what got me out last time. I’m gonna play the game the way I know how, and I’m gonna fight!”

On a season of first boots, NO ONE wants to be the first to go. The veto is critical right off the bat.

@rennyforpresident @phylisisley and @pawn2393 are drawn to participate. @kayysarridha uses her houseguests choice to choose @phylisisley; does that mean they’re aligned?

@phylisisley in the DR: “I mean, I’m not opposed to using the veto if I win. What’s the harm in one more ally?”

After 45 minutes, time is UP!

@rennyforpresident spelled “CALTORU”. That is not a word!

@remember-caltoru from the bench: “That’s my gig! Get your own shtick you bitch!”

@rennyforpresident laughs it off and throws some mayo at @remember-caltoru playfully

@maxdoesbb spelled “UNDESTAD”. That is not a word.

@maxdoesbb in the DR: “I was trying to spell UNDERSTAND, but I couldn’t find the letters! Dammit!”

@phylisisley spelled “HELLO”. That is a correctly spelled 5 letter word! You are currently in the lead! Which means

@kayysarridha spelled “COLLABORATION”. That is a correctly spelled 13 letter word! You are currently in the lead! Which means

@music-obsessednerd spelled “UNDERWEAR”. That is a correctly spelled 9 letter word. Unfortunately, it’s not enough to take the lead. Which means

It all comes down to @pawn2393. You spelled...

CARBONATED. That is a correctly spelled 10 letter word. But it’s not enough!

@kayysarridha! You have won the first Veto of the season!

Of course, @kayysarridha will use the veto on herself, but who will go up in her place?

At the veto ceremony

@kayysarridha: “Because I have vetoed one of your nominations, @music-obsessednerd, you must now name a replacement nominee.”

The new nominee is...

@music-obsessednerd: “I’ve seen you scurry around this house trying to make deals with everyone except me. It looks like we have a rat in the house, and until you learn to behave, rats go on the block. Sorry, but that’s the way it has to be. I am nominating @kaysarswhore“

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “Yeah, I have deals with people, but I’m playing Big Brother. Clearly some of us aren’t. What a fucking coward.”

Right after the veto ceremony, @kaysarswhore makes a disparaging remark about @music-obsessednerd.

@kaysarswhore under her breath: “What a fucking joke. This bitch doesn’t know how to play this game at ALL”

@shaolinbynature overhears, and jumps in to defend his friend. Naturally, chaos ensues.

@shaolinbynature: “You’re mad because you got caught! You’re mad because you think you’re so great that no one in Big Brother can compare! Grow up!”

The two continue to fight, while @music-obsessednerd watches from upstairs, completely unbothered.

@music-obsessednerd in the DR: “It was nice to be defended, but I really didn’t care. I was just annoyed that I couldn’t go downstairs and get a snack to eat while I watched them”

Well later on, @music-obsessednerd did have her snack, and she made some for the rest of the house too.

Akin to the legendaric ways of Jun Song, @music-obsessednerd made pizza rolls for everyone in the house, and even made some vegan ones for the people who prefer things natural.

At the meal, @misshoh makes a scene. She starts throwing her pizza rolls at other people, and by the end of the hour, everyone is covered in pizza sauce.

@nomwastaken pulls her aside afterwards and nearly rips her head off. “What the fuck is wrong with you?? You need to clean up this mess, my game isn’t sinking because you wanted to play with your goddamn food”

Shooken by her ally, @misshoh apologizes to the whole house at once, and gets let off the hook for her antics.

In the days leading up to eviction, @pawn2393 feels a change in the wind. He knows he’s not top dog, but he’s starting to think he might be on the bottom of the totem pole. So, naturally, he gets to work.

By Thursday, he has three more final2 deals and 5 more promises to keep him safe next week. Will the intense gameplay come back to bite him in the ass?

Now that it’s Thursday, the moment you’ve all been dreading has come. Who will walk out of the house first for the SECOND time?

Arisa: “Hello everyone! The powers that may be (the person hosting this goddamn sim) have decided to bring me on to host this season! Because Julie is, um, going through some stuff right now! Yeah, going through it!

Anyways, it’s been an exciting first week! @music-obsessednerd, how does it feel being the FIRST HOH of the season?”

@music-obsessednerd: “Amazing! I knew under no circumstances was I going out first, so I’m glad everyone trusted me enough to vote me into power! Hope I didn’t screw it up for anyone!”

@kaysarswhore and @maxdoesbb roll their eyes

Arisa: “ @ashleaevans, how is life in the BB house? I heard you were a have-not this week!”

@ashleaevans: “It was a DISASTER! Slop SUCKS! I just wanted some goddamn pizza rolls and @misshoh took them for granted! I cannot wait to become HOH and eat some real food.”

Arisa: “I hear it every season! Now, unfortunately, one of you will be leaving the BB house tonight. But first, the two nominees have one last chance to sway your vote.”

@kaysarswhore: “I came here to play BB. I have loved this game from the start, and I wanted to come in here, guns blazing, ready to fight. If you want to punish me for that, go ahead! But you’ll be losing out on a valuable ally and someone who’s always willing to shake up this house. I don’t think I can say the same thing for @maxdoesbb. Regardless, play hard, and show this game the respect it deserves!”

@maxdoesbb: “Hi guys! Please don’t vote me out first again! I truly don’t know if I can handle that. Last time I was in the house for less than a day, and I really just want to prove to you all that I can play BB! Give me that chance, and I hope we have a great summer together!”

Arisa: “Alright, it’s time. Let’s get to the vote.”

The vote starts off with 1 vote for @kaysarswhore and 2 for @maxdoesbb. People just don’t have a good read on him, and don’t think they can trust him.

After that, one more vote is cast to evict each of our nominees. @phylisisley casts a surprise vote to evict @kaysarswhore, saying “she thinks she’s the queen of this house? Well there can only be ONE, and that’s me.”

What might look like a standard backdoor might not be; @music-obsessednerd thinks she has the votes in the bag to take out the person she deemed a rat, but what she doesn’t know, is that the house has a blindside in the works. The rest of the votes are unanimous

Arisa: “The votes are in. Remember that when I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

@music-obsessednerd and @ashleaevans sit in stunned silence. @phylisisley knew the plan, but threw a hinky vote anyway, and manages to play it cool when the results are read.

Arisa: “ @maxdoesbb come on out!”

Arisa: “We are SO disappointed to see you walk out of the house first. How are you feeling?”

@maxdoesbb: “Honestly? I think BB just isn’t in my cards! *audience laughter* It was a tough week and a rough start, and I just wasn’t able to bond with anyone. People were telling me I was safe and not the target, but I guess the lying started early!”

Arisa: “What about @kaysarswhore? I mean, she got pretty publicly called out? Why do you think they kept her?”

@maxdoesbb: “People probably think the only deal she has is with them! Once they start connecting the dots, her ship is sunk. That kind of game isn’t sustainable, so it’ll be fun to get to see her downfall later on.”

Arisa: “Who are you rooting for? Did you make any friends in there?”

@maxdoesbb: “Absolutely! I hope @ashleaevans takes it. At the very least, I wouldn’t be mad if @music-obsessednerd wins either. I know she put me up, but I only want to lose to the winner! *audience laughter*”

Arisa: “We are so sorry to see you go, but it was lovely having you!

Now that the biggest bullet is bitten, who will go next? Find out next time. From outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaalways watching!”

I CANNOT BELIEVE JODI WAS THE FIRST OUT I’M SO SORRY

I am also VERY ready to see what y’all do, some of this gameplay is MESSY already

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Cast Reveal!

Welcome back to another exciting season of Big Brother!

Last season, we saw 16 returning houseguests who had only every played once and lost battle it out for the crown. This time, we’re back with 16 more returning players, ready to FIGHT for their place in the BB Hall of Fame!

Why are they so fired up?

Because last time they played, they were voted out FIRST.

That’s right, 16 first boots will walk back in to the Big Brother house to claim their rightful spot in BB history. Who will walk away redeemed? Who will be the first ever player to be eliminated first TWICE? All this and more, this season on Renny’s BBSim!

But first, let’s meet the 16 returning houseguests!

Welcome back everyone! We have a great mix of old school, new school, and Canada! But we’re not done yet! We have our expert BB analysts here to analyze our houseguests and give us their predictions as to who is gonna make it far!

First, let’s take a look at our competitition stats!

Wooooah! It looks like @lahallucinations is here to blow these people out of the water in competitions! But remember, you can’t win HOH every week! WE also might see a few wins from @kayysarridha and @shaolinbynature if we’re not careful!

But competitions aren’t everything! How do we think our first boots will do socially?

It looks like we have some loyal people in the house this season! First boots know what it’s like to be betrayed early, and they don’t want it to happen again. @rennyforpresident might have the early edge in social ability, but his temper could get the better of him! It also looks like @music-obsessednerd is the calmest one in the house! Will she be playing peacemaker this season?

What will happen on the premiere episode? No one wants to leave first, but someone has to do it! Stay tuned for Week 1 of Renny’s BBSim: First Boots!

#bbsim #bbsim first boots #im so excited i hope it's messy #also that gif.....#alkdjf;alsjflask

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 3

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, @bathroom-sand called out the bullies in the house and split it down the middle on her way out the door in a 7-5 vote. Will alliances fracture? Will chaos ensue? Only time will tell.

@nomwastaken and @misshoh meet up right before the HOH competition and talk game

@nomwastaken: “Did you vote for @bathroom-sand? I cannot believe our split vote worked!”

@misshoh: “I know! Now we can pin this hinky vote on whoever we want! And both of our alliances will still keep us in their good graces.”

Footage of both of their minds coming together to hatch this plan:

All the alliances remain in tact, and no one seems suspicious of a thing. But these votes could cause chaos later on! For now, let’s see who will take power next!

A mental comp! The first mental HOH of the summer. Who will come out on top?

Not these people! They all manage to get a question wrong before the end of the competition and are eliminated as a result!

@kayysarridha: “I really wanted to win, I really did. I can’t go back on that block. If I get put up again, there will be HELL to pay”

These folks all manage to finish with zero points on the board.

@nerdphobic: “I feel good because @nomwastaken is still in it. He has my back and I have faith that he’ll pull through!”

Will @phylisisley keep her dynamic duo safe and in power another week? Will @nomwastaken secure another win for his track record? Or will @lahallucinations shake up the house and ruin her position as a floater?

In third place, with 2 points...

Which means it’s down to two. In first place, with 5 points, beating out the second place score of 4, is...

@nomwastaken! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

@nomwastaken in the DR: “I am SO happy I won!! Now I can cause a little chaos in this house *maniacal laughter*”

At the nomination ceremony, everyone is on edge, except @nomwastaken‘s alliance members.

@nerdphobic: “We know the plan this week, and we’ll get it done. I personally wanted to take a shot at @shaolinbynature, but maybe we’ll get to see a backdoor.”

After 11 keys are pulled, the two remaining without keys are...

@nomwastaken: “I have nominated you @kayysarridha and you @ashleaevans. @ashleaevans, we all know you were on the wrong side of the vote Week 1, and you’ve been on the opposite side of the house from me since then. Also, I have it on good authority that you flipped last week. You were supposed to keep @bathroom-sand and you flipped. You’re a snake, and you can’t be trusted. @kayysarridha, you know the drill. I’m not really targeting you, but you haven’t made any move to prove your worth just yet. I want big game moves and I want fireworks. Good luck.”

@kayysarridha in the DR: “Well I guess I just gotta get comfortable. No one in this house wants to align with me. Trust me, I’ve tried. I just gotta keep winning veto until I make it to the end.”

@ashleaevans: “I can tell this has @kaysarswhore written aaaaallllllllllll over it. I flipped? I did EXACTLY what I was told. That bitch knows I can’t stand her, and I’ll do anything to get her out. She has her claws all up in @nomwastaken. He’s nothing but a puppet.”

At the ceremony to pick players for the veto competition, @remember-caltoru is picked first. No one thinks he has a shot at winning, so @nomwastaken and his alliances were happy. @pawn2393 was chosen by @kayysarridha, which took everyone back by surprise. Is he working with other people outside of the Block Destroyers? Lastly, @ashleaevans picks his number 1 ally, @music-obsessednerd.

@music-obsessednerd in the DR: “I need to win this to keep my ally safe. There’s no way I’m letting these people get away with taking out my side of the house.”

In the first round, the value is $10.02.

Coming in last place after collecting $15.96

In the next round, the value is $5.00 exactly. This time, @pawn2393 and @ashleaevans almost get into a fist fight after trying to grab the same bunch of coins. But the winner of that fight ended up being @ashleaevans, and @pawn2393 fell short

Next round, the total is $0.99. Everyone got it exactly on the dot! Except one

In the final round, the total is $18.00. The three of them are evenly matched, and it seems like it could be anybody’s game. But at the end of it all, the winner ends up being...

Everyone is surprised, but @nomwastaken is still excited because his ally won! Nominations will stay the same, and it’ll all be good.

Later that day, @remember-caltoru is talking to @music-obsessednerd.

@music-obsessednerd: “What do you think about shaking things up? If you save @ashleaevans, you’re good until final 5. I can promise you that. @nomwastaken? @misshoh? @kaysarswhore? They can’t promise you shit.”

@remember-caltoru: “Am I ready to piss off the power this early? They’ll eat me alive!”

After an intense conversation, will the tides turn?

At the veto meeting, @remember-caltoru stands and makes his decision.

@remember-caltoru: “This game is never easy, but tough calls have to be made. I have to do what’s best for my game at this moment. That being said, I have decided....

The nominees are finalized. Will @kayysarridha‘s number finally be up? Or will @nomwastaken get his way and is @ashleaevans eviction inevitable?

Later that night, craving those legendary pizza rolls, @nerdphobic heads into the kitchen and tries his hand at making some. But things don’t go as well

@nerdphobic turns on the oven, but then forgets he put a batch in and went to the bedroom. Half an hour later, flaming pizza rolls are pulled out of the oven and a fire extinguisher has to be used to cool things down.

Everyone rolls their eyes at @nerdphobic and calls him Ashy for the rest of the day

But that’s not the only impact of the pizza rolls. Still reeling from her outburst week 1 with the pizza rolls, @misshoh tries to make some of her own. She was far more successful, and everybody loves them.

But @misshoh might be the only one who’s improving relationships this week.

@rennyforpresident and @music-obsessednerd are chilling in the backyard when @lahallucinations walks out and spills the tea

@lahallucinations: “Have y’all heard what @kaysarswhore is saying in there? She just said that @music-obsessednerd is the reason there’s so much drama in the house. She said she’s a snat (snake rat) and can’t be trusted. She also said she should have stayed back in 2002 where she belongs.”

After hearing this, @music-obsessednerd heads inside to confront her. The two get into it, exchanging insult after insult, and both of them eventually have to be told to go to opposite sides of the house. They refuse to speak to each other to this day.

But that wasn’t the only chaos that night

@rennyforpresident followed @music-obsessednerd into the house when the fight started, and went in to hide from the chaos with @phylisisley and @shaolinbynature. While they were chilling in the bedroom, both of them spilled that they thought @music-obsessednerd was a nut job and that she was number one on their target list. @rennyforpresident didn’t take too kindly to that, since he’s tight with @music-obsessednerd.

The next night, while everyone was playing charades in the backyard, @rennyforpresident snuck back in and

@rennyforpresident was never caught, and @shaolinbynature is still angry about their bed being flipped

Arisa: “Hello houseguests! Another week, another eviction! We’re running a little short on time, because of something we’re dealing with behind the scenes-”

Just then, Julie Chen tries to run out on stage, but is instantly grabbed by a stagecrew member. “I’ll get my show back!” she yells before being dragged away

Arisa: “Aaaaaaanyways! Let’s get to this vote!”

@kayysarridha: “Well you’ve heard me talk before, but I know this time around I’m a little more nervous. I know the house is split, but know that if I stay, you’ll have an ally in me. I won’t go against you, and I won’t put you up if you keep me. Love you all!”

@ashleaevans: “First, it was @maxdoesbb. Then, it was @bathroom-sand. Now, I’m the next target. @nomwastaken, I hope you know that you are nothing but a puppet for the real puppet master. All of you are a mob, and I hope that this vote opens your eyes. @kaysarswhore, you have these people blinded. I’m here to open your eyes. If you keep me here, my target is the woman who refuses to play nice and never stops playing. @kaysarswhore, your number is up.”

Stunned, the houseguests are pretty shocked after hearing this.

Arisa: “Well then... I don’t know how this vote is going to go, but let’s get to it!”

Obviously, @kaysarswhore casts her vote for @ashleaevans. She can’t let a blow to her reputation go unpunished like that. But other people don’t have the same idea

@kelleekim and @lahallucinations feel like @ashleaevans has a point. How are they supposed to win this game if they’re afraid to target the big alliances?

@misshoh and @nerdphobic has her alliance’s back. They’re not taking this crap lying down. @music-obsessednerd, of course, is voting out @kayysarridha. After her blowup with @kaysarswhore last week, there’s no way she’s doing anything the same as her.

A rogue vote? Are the Block Destroyers falling apart?

@pawn2393: I have to start playing for myself. @kaysarswhore, you’re too big of a liability, and I have to vote to evict @kayysarridha.”

But there’s another rogue vote!

@phylisisley: “My game depends on chaos, so I need @kaysarswhore to stay. @ashleaevans, don’t come for my strategy ever again.”

The vote is 4-4, and it takes 6 to evict. The last three votes are unanimous, and it’s not looking good for @kayysarridha.

Yup. @remember-caltoru flipped on his alliance too.

@remember-caltoru: “I should have used the veto, but hopefully this makes up for it! I vote to evict @kayysarridha.”

@rennyforpresident and @shaolinbynature both take their stand against the big alliance, and vote to keep @ashleaevans as well.

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “ @kayysarridha, come on out!”

Arisa: “ @kayysarridha, you hit the block every week! Why do you think you were targeted so much?”

@kayysarridha: “I don’t know! I couldn’t get it on the big alliance officially in time, and it was just too little too late. They promised they’d keep me safe as a pawn, but pawns go home all the time! Especially when it’s their third time on the block!”

Arisa: “Do you think it’s possible that you could have stayed? What happened to have you sitting here?”

@kayysarridha: “Honestly, I think it’s @kaysarswhore‘s fault. She caused too much drama and turned people against her. If she didn’t have the bad relationship with @ashleaevans that she did, I’d still be in there!”

Arisa: “So are there hard feelings there?”

@kayysarridha: “Oh no! @kaysarswhore is great, I’m still definitely rooting for her. I’m rooting for all four votes to keep me tonight *audience laughter*”

Arisa: “Well it was great to have you, and we’re sad to see you go.

Now that the power has shifted, who will be the next to go? Find out next time. From outside the BB house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaaalways watching!”

We have no choice but to stan this drama and TWO people flipping on their alliance. What legends!!!!

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 2

Welcome back to Biiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, the house flipped on the plan @music-obsessednerd had put in place to take out @kaysarswhore and sent @maxdoesbb home in an 11-2 vote. @nomwastaken and @misshoh are running the house in terms of alliances, and @kaysarswhore isn’t far behind.

Speaking of alliances, let’s see if there are any changes this week

We still have a TON of people working together. But at the most recent Fearsome Five Meeting, @rennyforpresident suggests they gun for the next HOH.

@rennyforpresident: “we need to win this! We need to make sure we’re safe, so we should gun for it, especially if it’s endurance.”

This idea was immediately shot down by all four other alliance members, saying that there’s no reason to go so hard so early.

@rennyforpresident in the DR: “I just don’t feel supported like I thought I would with this alliance. They can be the Fearsome Four for all I care”

(WHy do i always do this why do i always abandon my alliances lmao)

It is endurance, just like @rennyforpresident predicted! Who has the (disco) balls to hold on long enough?

@nomwastaken is the first to fall. He knows he’s not gonna last, and doesn’t try to pretend he will. Shortly after though, surprisingly, @rennyforpresident falls. The balls were swinging too fast, and @rennyforpresident underestimated how tightly he needed to hold on.

Three more people drop after that, almost simultaneously. This comp is rough, and they’ve only been up there for 20 minutes!

After 45 minutes up there

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I’m mad because I really wanted to win! I wanted to tell @music-obsessednerd to shove it, so I’m a little pissed that I can’t do that this week.”

@misshoh in the DR: “I jut couldn’t do it anymore. The chain was hurting my hands and my feet were killing me. Call me a flop, I don’t care. I just hope @remember-caltoru wins and doesn’t chicken out by taking a deal.”

But, just as @misshoh feared, @remember-caltoru turned to the other two secretly and made a deal: safety for himself in exchange for hopping off.

The final two already have a final2 deal! No matter who wins, both of them know they’re safe for the week. @phylisisley, knowing she wants to compete again next week, eventually makes the call. The winner is...

@shaolinbynature! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

After careful deliberation...

@shaolinbynature: “I have decided to nominate @bathroom-sand and @kayysarridha. @kayysarridha, you’ve already hit the block once and proven that you can win the veto, so I challenge you to do it again. @bathroom-sand, let’s just be honest here: I don’t like you. You walk around this house like you own it, you have no real concept of gameplay, and you grind my gears like no one else. I put you up because I want you gone. This nomination ceremony is adjourned”

@bathroom-sand in the DR: “Oh, @shaolinbynature doesn’t like me? Well guess what? I can’t STAND her. He’s a mess of a person, and he thinks he’s better than everyone else. I hope I stay this week so I can kick his ass.”

@kayysarridha: “Am I the eternal pawn this season? Shit.”

The veto could be crucial for our nominees, so let’s get to it!

@nomwastaken and @misshoh were both drawn to play! Will the dynamic duo take the veto this week? @ashleaevans also is getting the chance to prove himself. Will he shake up the house by winning veto and saving one of the nominees? Or will he not risk his floater status just yet?

The competition is STIFF. Mud is flying. Truffles are thrown. No pigs were harmed in the making of this veto competition.

But the scores were revealed:

@shaolinbynature had a score of 21

@kayysarridha had a score of 23

@ashleaevans had a score of 26

In third place, with a score of 29...

Will @nomwastaken pull out his first win? Or will @bathroom-sand save herself from the block with the veto?

With a winning score of 35, beating out the second place score of 33...

At the ceremony, @nomwastaken stands and makes her decision

@nomwastaken: “I know how hard this game is, and I know it’s not always easy to make friends in here. I’m sorry to both of you for how rough of a week it’s been, but I have to do what’s best for my game. That being said...

The week was tense after veto, both @bathroom-sand and @kayysarridha in bad moods being on the block.

Later that night, @nerdphobic, @lahallucinations, and @kelleekim were all in the backyard. @nerdphobic was laying on the hammock, and @lahallucinations and @kelleekim were in the pool. Suddenly

The hammock string snaps and @nerdphobic is laying flat on his ass.

@kelleekim: “Come on dude! You broke the hammock! What’s wrong with you!”

@lahallucinations could only sit there and laugh.

Eventually, the hammock got fixed, but @nerdphobic‘s pride can never be restored.

Later on in the week, @remember-caltoru had locked themselves in the bathroom

@remember-caltoru to themselves in the bathroom: “I hate this game!! My alliance is falling apart, my hair is losing it’s color, I haven’t been able to get some goddamn Taco Bell since being locked in this shithole, I just want OUT!”

@nomwastaken and @rennyforpresident both sit outside the bathroom door and try to calm him down. After about 30 minutes, the tantrum is over, and @remember-caltoru goes back to being their regular selves.

Eviction Night!

Arisa: “Hello houseguests! @pawn2393, what has been the weirdest thing about living in the BB house for the second time?”

@pawn2393: “Seeing all these other people play for the first time too! It’s kind of obvious why some of them were voted off first last time *awkward laughter from the house*”

Arisa: “Wow! Bold words! @shaolinbynature, congrats on the HOH win! What was the best part of your room?”

@shaolinbynature: “The BED! It was a mattress I was sure was safe from being flipped. I know that happened A LOT last season, so I was a little worried coming in”

Arisa: “Well, it looks like the mattresses are safe for now! But our two nominees are NOT. Before we vote, you have one last chance to sway your houseguests”

@bathroom-sand: “This week, I want to stand up to a bully. Playing this game personally is never a good look, and @shaolinbynature, that’s exactly what you did. We don’t get along, that’s fine, but karma will have it’s kiss for you. I just hope I get to be the one to deliver your final blow. Love the rest of you, and I hope I stay!”

@kayysarridha: “Second time on the block, I hope this isn’t a recurring theme! *laughter*! Anyway, I’ve talked to you all, you know what I offer you in this game, and I hope it’s enough to keep me!”

Arisa: “Time to vote!”

The vote starts off with a 2-2 split. Of course, @phylisisley is voting the way her ride or die wants, and evicting @bathroom-sand. It also looks like the former Fearsome Five members are voting together. Will the rest of them follow suit?

So far, so good! The Fearsome Five is sticking together on this vote, but it seems like the members of the Block Destroyers are voting the other way. This could lead to some fallout among the alliances next week. The vote is currently 4-3 in favor of voting to evict @kayysarridha.

And just like that, @bathroom-sand has taken the lead! @kaysarswhore sides with the Block Destroyers. The best @bathroom-sand can hope for is a tie. Will @misshoh side with her number 1 @nomwastaken? Or will she put the final nail in @bathroom-sand‘s coffin?

In a shocking twist, @nomwastaken and @misshoh split their votes! Is this strategy, or is their bond falling apart?

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have 1 minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

@bathroom-sand, come on out!

(it was so hard finding any kind of reaction image of Sheryl this is the best I could do asdlkfj;al)

Arisa: “You put up a DAMN good fight @bathroom-sand! What do you think you were missing?”

@bathroom-sand: “I honestly don’t know! There were a ton of alliances and it was impossible to keep track of. I think I just didn’t get in with them soon enough!”

Arisa: “That’s the question! Play hard and play fast, but not too hard and not too fast! Who do you think is playing the best game in there?”

@bathroom-sand: “I ADORE @kelleekim. I hope he takes it ALL the way to the end, and I think a lot of you are gonna be shocked by how well he plays this game.”

Arisa: “Well, we’re so glad we could get you back here with us!

Now that the house is divided by the first split vote of the season, how will people react? How will the alliance structure react? Find out next time. From outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaaaalways watching!”

@bathroom-sand you’re an icon for playing as Sheryl and I stanned you before this sim and I still do!! And as for the rest of you, keep being MESSY!!!!

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots THE FINALE!!!

For the last time, Welcome back to BIIIIIIIIIG BROTHER!

Welcome to the finale of Renny’s BBSim: First Boots! 95 days ago, 16 former first boots went to bat to try and redeem themselves in the BB house. So far, 13 of them have fallen short of the prize, but three remain standing, ready to duke it out.

@ashleaevans. Someone who started off as furniture quickly became a house contender. Often the center of drama, he wasn’t afraid to speak his mind, and made clear who his alliances were whenever he was given the chance. With two HOHs and Vetos under his belt, he has a formidable track record. Will he be the one to take the jury votes?

@pawn2393. Someone who laid low the entire season and relied wholly on his alliance to get him further. Some call it piggybacking, some call it meat shielding. I call it smart. He just won his first veto, and while competitions aren’t his strong suit, his social game has been nothing but on point. Will the jury recognize this and reward him with the half million dollar prize?

@shaolinbynature. This competition BEAST has won FIVE HOHs this summer. Completely redeeming their track record wasn’t enough, though, and she got involved in numerous deals and alliances, even finding love along the way. She also didn’t shy away from drama, and had several legendary fights during her stay in the house. Will her record precede here and earn her the grand prize?

These are your three finalists. The jury will decide between two of them, and in order to determine which two, we need to have our final HOH competition of the summer!

Round 1 is endurance. The competition seems easy, but as the waters act up and the weather turns bad, people get cold, and the complaints start rolling in.

After 48 minutes, someone loses concentration and accidentally removes their hand from their key

@ashleaevans: “FUCK! No no no no no I didn’t mean it!”

But unfortunately, he remains out. The other two battle it out to the end, and stay in their boats for almost three hours. @ashleaevans is sitting on the sidelines doing nothing, waiting for this to be over.

@shaolinbynature whispering: “Hey, @pawn2393, if I get off do you promise me you’ll take me to the end? I swear to you I’ll take you.”

@pawn2393: “Deal dude. I can’t sit next to someone as likeable as him.”

After another quick confirmation, @shaolinbynature pretends to slip his hand off, and

@pawn2393! You will advance to part 3 of the final HOH competition.

This one will test our houseguests’ memory, as well as speed. If they remember everything about this season, they’ll be golden!

Once both houseguests compete, they gather in the backyard for the results.

@ashleaevans, you had a time of 12:13. Good job!

@shaolinbynature, you will need to beat this time in order to advance to round 3 of the final HOH. Your time is...

11:20! Which means

The two houseguests competing in the final HOH are @shaolinbynature and @pawn2393. Unfortunately, @ashleaevans, you will be sitting this out.

@ashleaevans in the DR: “I’m a little pissed that I’m sitting this out. But I have faith that @pawn2393 can pull this out. He’s on kind of a winning streak right now”

(It’s called encore presentation because this is literally the same competition as last week’s HOH lmao)

The two stand on giant scales, ready to compete. The stress from the competition is palpable, and even Arisa and Julie are nervous.

After 8 rounds of questions, the game ends with a score of 6-5. The winner of the final HOH, and the person who has guaranteed themselves a spot in the final 2, is...

@pawn2393! You have secured your spot in the final 2, and earned the right to decide who will be sitting next to you!

Arisa: “Congratulations everyone on making it to the finale! But even more congratulations to @pawn2393! Before you make this final decision, both of our nominees get one more chance to sway your vote and plead their case. @ashleaevans, you’re up first.”

@ashleaevans: “You know how much I adore you, and I respect you infinitely. I have faith once again in your decision, and I know our deal will hold true. There’s no way you’d choose to sit next to @shaolinbynature in the end, and I have complete faith that we’ll honor our deal and be the final 2.”

@shaolinbynature: “If you want a shot at winning, you’ll take me. I’ve pissed those people off; the only one @ashleaevans has pissed off is @kaysarswhore, and you’ll have that vote against me too. I am telling you straight up, do not screw this up. Put him on jury and secure his vote too.”

Arisa: “When you’re ready, please stand and cast your vote to evict.”

@pawn2393: “I am so sorry about this, but I have played this game a certain way and I can’t change now. There’s no way I can be in final 2 with you. I vote to evict...

Arisa: “Come on out, @shaolinbynature!”

Arisa: “So close! Where did you go wrong??”

@shaolinbynature: “Not winning an extra comp! I knew I was screwed when I lost, there was no convincing @pawn2393. I’m pissed that I’m not still in there”

Arisa: “If you had won, who would you have taken with you?”

@shaolinbynature: “Oh @pawn2393 without a doubt. They’ve been floating this entire game, and @ashleaevans definitely has some jury votes on his side. That was an easy choice.”

Arisa: “Well, we are so sad to see you fall just short of the finish line, but we have a winner to crown! Let’s bring out the rest of the jury for jury questioning!

When @phylisisley sees @shaolinbynature, she immediately tears up, and both of them hug for the first time in weeks. No one really looks excited to see @ashleaevans and @pawn2393 as the final 2.

@nomwastaken: “My question is for @pawn2393. We were in an alliance together, and yet you chose to go against it in favor of who you’re sitting with. Why did you do that, and do you feel bad?”

@pawn2393: “I did it because I knew the alliance would only protect me for so long. I was at the bottom of that totem pole after you left, and there was nothing I could do about it. I did my best to play both sides so that no one would see me as a threat and take out my allies before they take out me. Leaving the alliance was one of the best decisions I made in the game, and I stand by it 100%”

@lahallucinations: “My question is for @ashleaevans. @kaysarswhore was a prime target for weeks, yet you failed to take her out. Why should I vote for you when you couldn’t convince people to vote out a threat like her?”

@ashleaevans: “I did my best and fought my hardest. There was no convincing people once their minds were made up in this house. It took me winning two separate HOHs to finally be able to vote her out, and I’m proud that she went out on my HOH.”

@kelleekim: “My question is for @pawn2393. Why should I vote for you when you were furniture most of the season? I didn’t see you make any real moves, and most of the jury agrees.”

@pawn2393: “That was my strategy, to hide all of my moves from you all. I worked with the Block Destroyers and cultivated a secret relationship with @ashleaevans at the same time. This protected me during the double and after that. I was the voice in every HOHs ear when they were nominating, and I was the puppeteer the whole time. You not recognizing that means my strategy worked.”

@kaysarswhore: “My question is for @ashleaevans. I think we all know where my vote is going tonight, but I want to ask what your biggest move in this game was, other than taking me out.”

@ashleaevans: “My biggest move was using chaos as my friend. Shifting the target off my back by throwing it on other people was good for me, and I did it multiple times. I did it with you, I did it with all the members of the big alliance. My biggest move was getting in fights, and I stand by all of them.”

@shaolinbynature: “My question is for @pawn2393. I won 5 HOHs, and I can’t remember you being in my ear. Whose ear were you in, like you said you were?”

@pawn2393: “Well, I was in @ashleaevans‘s ear and @kaysarswhore‘s ear for the most part, but me being tight with both sides of the house influenced your decisions too. I disagree that I wasn’t in your ear, because you never put me up.”

Arisa: “That’s all the jury questions we have! Now it’s time for the final pleas.”

@ashleaevans: “I have played this game hard. I knew I had a target on my back from the beginning, and I knew that I had to play. I won competitions and took out threats to my game. I made strategic moves with who I talked to and interacted with to ensure that I’d be sitting here. I couldn’t have done it without @pawn2393, but my game was my own. Vote for me, because I deserve this.”

@pawn2393: “I played a quiet game, yes, but I also played an effective one. No one in here considered me a threat, and I made it to the end virtually scratch free. I won at the end when my safety was dependent on it, and I voted out the biggest comp beast this game has ever seen. I controlled others’ HOHs throughout the season, and I played this damn game. I have proven that I am a BB great, and I deserve this title.”

Arisa: “Alright jury! Time to vote!”

@shaolinbynature votes for @ashleaevans to win. She respects the game he’s played, and knows that every move he made was to advance in the game.

@phylisisley does the same. She respects the fact that @ashleaevans never lost sight of the prize, and played hard.

@kaysarswhore votes for @pawn2393. She would never cast her vote for @ashleaevans to win, and is happy to hopefully see a Block Destroyer win the game.

@nerdphobic feels the same way. He wants a Block Destroyer to win, and genuinely feels like @pawn2393 played the better game.

@nomwastaken feels differently. He knows that @ashleaevans was the one who took him out, and he’ll be damned if he goes out at the hands of anyone but the winner.

@misshoh also wants @ashleaevans to win this. She believes @pawn2393 made two fatal mistakes by having the opportunity to vote out @ashleaevans and failing to. She wants to show him the error of his ways.

@lahallucinations disagrees, and thinks @pawn2393 deserves to win. She doesn’t respect the loud game that @ashleaevans played, and wants to see a quiet assassin win.

And if anyone respects quiet games, it’s @kelleekim. He votes for @pawn2393 to win as well, because quiet players stick together.

The vote is 4-4. @remember-caltoru is the deciding vote, and will determine the winner.

@remember-caltoru votes for @ashleaevans to win. He recognizes that he had the balls to play hard, and respects that immensely. He respects someone who isn’t afraid to speak their mind.

Which means!!!

Congratulations king!! Certified Legend!!

BUT THERE’S MORE!

For the past two weeks, America has been voting for who they want to be America’s Favorite Player and receive a cash prize of $25,000! And the winner of AFP is...

@misshoh! Keep throwing pizza rolls, bc they love it!

That’s it for this BBSim! This was so much fun to write, and I hope y’all enjoyed it! I don’t think I’ll do another one any time soon, but thank you all for playing!!

Here are the stats for the season!

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots #bb

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 7

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, @lahallucinations was backdoored by @kaysarswhore, who managed to pull off another HOH win and secure her spot in the game. But power is back up for grabs, so will this finally be the week her number is up?

After the vote, @phylisisley pulls @shaolinbynature into the bathroom and violently whispers at her

@phylisisley: “Why did you flip?? I fucking know it was you, don’t even try to deny it!”

@shaolinbynature: “I needed to flip it up! You know she was done for anyway! Why are you so mad!?”

@phylisisley: “Because now I look like a dumbass in the minority! I need a fucking minute”

@phylisisley: “I can’t keep up with @shaolinbynature‘s antics anymore. I want to work with him, but if he can’t keep me as his number 1, I just don’t feel that protective of him anymore…”

After that heartbreaking fight, the HOH competition is next!

This one’s not for the weak of heart or stomach! All of the houseguests take their spots in the tub. The first thing to be dumped in is spaghetti noodles

@kelleekim immediately gets out

@kelleekim in the DR: “I’ve thrown almost every comp that I’ve been in; this one is no different! I just had to make it look like I was grossed out!”

After dumping in pig’s blood, pudding, and hardboiled eggs, three houseguests collectively agree to step out

They just couldn’t take the heat, and all dropped out at the same time.

When it’s announced that live worms will be next, two more fall victim to losing

Which means

Will @nerdphobic finally pull his weight for his alliance? Or will @phylisisley finally secure her first comp win? Or, @shaolinbynature could win and redeem herself from last week’s loss. What’s gonna happen?

After an hour in the tub, @shaolinbynature promises both of them safety for the week. She swears on her parents’ lives that she’ll be true to her word. Knowing she’s in no danger, @phylisisley stands and gets out

Shortly after, @nerdphobic steps out too. Which means…

@shaolinbynature! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

@shaolinbynature in the DR: “I am HYPE! I needed this win, and I hope this will make it up to @phylisisley that I lied to her about the vote. This week, we’re going hunting for sharks!”

@shaolinbynature gets the key and hugs @phylisisley, whispering “I’m so sorry” into her ear while she does. It seems the two have made up for now

At the nomination ceremony, @shaolinbynature has plenty of options. But who will end up taking a seat in the block chairs?

@shaolinbynature: “I have decided to nominate @kaysarswhore and @remember-caltoru. @kaysarswhore, you said it last week: turnaround is fair play. You put me up, I’ll put your ass there too. @remember-caltoru, you’re mostly a pawn, but you’re also up there because I have no idea where you’re at in this game. I’m worried you’re playing both sides, but I’m not certain yet. Either way, good luck in the veto, and this nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I mean, is anyone surprised? I’m really getting tired of this back and forth, though. One of us needs to go, and next week, I’m confident that’ll be @shaolinbynature“

@remember-caltoru in the DR: “This is my first time being nominated, and I’m a little nervous about it. I mean, I know that @kaysarswhore is obviously the bigger threat, but @rennyforpresident went home against her! It’s stressful!”

Now, it’s time to pick players for the veto competition!

@shaolinbynature draws her recently reconciled BFF @phylisisley to play! And in more dramatic news, @kaysarswhore picks her biggest nemesis, @ashleaevans, to play. This is what she looked like as he walked to the front of the living room

Lastly, @remember-caltoru picked fellow member of the Fearsome Four to compete, @misshoh

All of the houseguests split up and each work on their individual mobile. Right off the bat, it’s clear that two of these houseguests are going to struggle the whole way through

It looks like @phylisisley is doing well at the start, but then drops ball and loses all of her progress! She never recovers from this setback

The competition is tight, but one houseguest manages to pull ahead and win…

@ashleaevans! You have won the Power of Veto!

@ashleaevans in the DR: “I finally won something!! And now I can use this to make sure that @kaysarswhore finally goes home!”

At the veto ceremony,

@ashleaevans: “I finally won a competition, and as much as I’d like to make a big move with it, the biggest threat is already up on the block. So…

Nominees are LOCKED!

That night, @kaysarswhore was showing @remember-caltoru her famous salad recipe. Just as the two were almost done cooking,

@remember-caltoru: “Shit! I bumped into the stove and started a fire!”

The fire is put out pretty quickly, but everyone is very annoyed with @remember-caltoru for the inconvenience. Can we go one goddamn week without burning down the house?

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “This is all going to plan! I need this house to hate @remember-caltoru so that they keep me around longer! *evil laughter*”

Continuing with her plan to get votes on her side, @kaysarswhore goes to @nerdphobic to campaign, but ends up having a real heart to heart

The two talk for a solid hour and a half about their favorite moments from the latest season of Supernanny. The two leave feeling closer than they ever have before.

But even after all this work, @kaysarswhore still feels like she doesn’t have the votes. So, she decides to go out with a bang. She’s flipping a bed.

But not just any bed.

No.

She’s flipping the HOH BED!

@kaysarswhore convinces @shaolinbynature to let her use her bathroom, and once she’s alone inside, she gets the mattress up and out and over the railing, slamming it down into the kitchen. It almost lands on @shaolinbynature and breaking his arm!

The two get into a heated argument, where @shaolinbynature even calls for @kaysarswhore‘s expulsion, but she’s reality TV gold, so that’s never going to happen on Grodner’s watch. The two eventually settle down, and @kaysarswhore goes to sleep knowing she got the last laugh.

But there’s more to this house than strategy and fighting. In the HOH room the next night, once they managed to get the mattress back upstairs,

The two, who had been friends from the start, finally feel comfortable and alone enough to confess their true feelings for each other. In tears at the terrifying prospect of a showmance on national television, both of them comfort each other until they feel like their bond has never been stronger.

Across the house, in the Have Not room while everyone is asleep or outside, another secret relationship is developing

@pawn2393: “No one can ever find out how much I really like you. @kaysarswhore and @nomwastaken would KILLLLL me”

@ashleaevans: “Well that’s why, when we vote her out this week, we’ll be good! No worries until then!”

The two continue talking until they fall asleep, strengthening their secret bond.

The next day is EVICTION DAY!

Arisa: “Hello everyone! We have a big night, so let’s get straight to it!”

@kaysarswhore: “Hello again from the block! I have faith in my alliance, and I ask all of you to please not send me to jury with @lahallucinations, because she’ll rip into me! I sent her home! Keep me around, let me play, let’s have some fun!”

@remember-caltoru: “I also have faith in my alliance, and I hope all of you make the logical decision tonight! It’s game suicide to keep her in the house any longer, it makes no sense! She’s a beast, and she will walk away with this win if you don’t take your shot now. That’s all!”

Arisa: “Let’s vote!”

Of course, @ashleaevans is voting out @kaysarswhore. He’s tired of this rivalry and wants it to END! But it looks like he may not get that wish, because @kaysarswhore‘s campaigning worked really well.

The rest of the six votes all fall in favor of @kaysarswhore. Even @phylisisley votes out @remember-caltoru, saying “I just need @shaolinbynature to know what it feels like to have the vote flipped on her, even if it doesn’t matter. I’ll never do it again, but I wanted to return the favor”

Arisa: “Remember, when I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house”

Arisa: “Come on out, @remember-caltoru!”

Arisa: “What happened? Wasn’t this supposed to be an easy vote?”

@remember-caltoru: “It was! I have no idea what went wrong, I’m still in shock right now.”

Arisa: “Why do you think your alliance chose @kaysarswhore over you?”

@remember-caltoru: “Honestly, it was probably the comp wins. She had an edge over me, and I guess they felt like they could rely on her to keep the power on their side. They were STUPID to do that but they did!”

Arisa: “We are so sorry to see you go, but stay right there.”

Arisa gathers the houseguests back in the living room for an announcement.

Arisa: “Tonight, @remember-caltoru is not the only houseguest going home. That’s right, it’s DOUBLE EVICTION NIGHT!”

The houseguests are all floored, but head to the backyard for the HOH competition.

@phylisisley and @ashleaevans keep getting correct answer after correct answer, but in the end, the winner is…

@ashleaevans! You have secured your safety and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction! And because we’re on a time crunch, I’ll need you to make those nominations now.

@ashleaevans: “This decision isn’t hard for me, I know what I need to do. The two of you are coming after me, and stopping me from playing the game I want to play (He steals a glance at @pawn2393 when he says that). I have decided to nominate…

Neither of the two of them are surprised, but this is the first time @kaysarswhore is feeling the heat. Of course, everything is riding on the veto

It looks like this veto is the Block Destoyers vs. @ashleaevans!

Another elimination style competition means intense gameplay! After a quick-fire version of this competition, the winner is…

@kaysarswhore! And again because of the time crunch, we need your decision now!

@ashleaevans: “I didn’t want to have to name a replacement nominee, but you are the person who’s closest to @kaysarswhore. You’ve also been flying way too far under the radar for my comfort. I’m sorry, but…

Arisa: “Nominees are finalized! Let’s hear those last chance pleas!”

@nomwastaken: “I have been nothing but loyal in this game, and I know that I have the loyalty to continue. Keep me and know that I am on your side. That’s it.”

@nerdphobic: “I have never once thought of backstabbing my alliance; I can’t say the same for @nomwastaken. I’ve only been under the radar because I can’t win a comp to save my life. Please keep me here. Please.”

Arisa: “It’s clear that both of you are stressed, so let’s get to this vote and end it!”

The votes are tied up so far! @kaysarswhore, even though she has a close bond with @nerdphobic, knows her chances of going further lie with @nomwastaken. @pawn2393 feels the same. @misshoh makes the hard call to vote out her number 1 @nomwastaken, saying “I just can’t win against you in the end” through lots and lots of tears. @kelleekim feels like @nomwastaken did him wrong in a past life and is happy to vote him out. How will the showmance vote?

Before the vote, both of them discussed and agreed to split their votes! They wanted to make the big alliance sweat, and put @ashleaevans in the hot seat at the same time.

So we have a TIE!!!!

Arisa: “Houseguests, the votes are in. We have a tie. @ashleaevans, when you’re ready, please stand and cast your vote to evict.”

@ashleaevans: “I am going to cast my vote for the bigger threat, and I need to do what’s best for my game. I have decided…

Arisa: “It’s official, @nomwastaken you are evicted. Come on out!”

Arisa: “The DE casualty! What happened?”

@nomwastaken: “I have no clue! I have no idea why these people voted to keep @nerdphobic over me!”

Arisa: “What do you think is going on in that house?”

@nomwastaken: “I think a lot of secret deals are going on, probably involving @nerdphobic. How else would I go over him??”

Arisa: “It is a shame to see you go, but we’ll see you back here on finale night when you will help crown a winner!

Now that there are only 8 left, the game only gets hotter! From outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaalways watching!”

@remember-caltoru and @nomwastaken you LEGENDS I’m so sorry you left like this, this episode was MESS to write bc I never saw anything coming

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots #bb

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rennyforpresident · 4 years

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 8

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, the Double Eviction claimed both @remember-caltoru and @nomwastaken as its victims. With only 8 people left in the game, allies have to start turning on each other. Who will take the first shot?

After the double, alliances have DWINDLED

The Fearsome Four became the Fearsome Two last night, and the Block Destroyers lost their first number. But these alliances are only half the house; @kelleekim, @shaolinbynature, @phylisisley, and @ashleaevans still have a shot against the alliance!

The dreaded chicken wire competition! A few people fall out of things early, and just can’t keep up

@phylisisley in the DR: “I am LIVID that I can’t just win a fuckin comp! We’re at final 8! I mean, how do I keep losing??”

These three all have a good grip on this comp. Each of them are at 10 eggs each, when disaster strikes for one

@misshoh: “NOOOOOOOO, my egg!!”

@misshoh dropped her eleventh egg, essentially taking her out of the comp.

No matter what happens, someone will be HOH for the THIRD time (can someone else win a comp I’m tired of congratulating these two). Will @kaysarswhore win it for the Block Destroyers, or will @shaolinbynature win it for the Leftovers?

By an insanely close margin...

@shaolinbynature! You have won your THIRD HOH of the summer, securing your safety and earning the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

Feeling defeated, the Block Destroyers all hug each other solemnly. On the other side of the yard, @ashleaevans happily hands the key to the HOH room to @shaolinbynature

@shaolinbynature in the DR: “This week, my one and only goal is to finally take OUT @kaysarswhore! She’s snuck by for TOO LONG, and I can’t have her making it any further.”

Late at night, the day before the nomination ceremony, @pawn2393, @ashleaevans, and @shaolinbynature are all in the HOH room.

@pawn2393: “Don’t tell anyone I told you this, but @kaysarswhore and @nerdphobic are the final 2 we have to worry about. I’m willing to work with you all because @kaysarswhore just doesn’t have my back. I’m on the bottom over there”

@ashleaevans: “I personally feel like we can trust you, so I’m happy to work with you.”

@shaolinbynature: “I feel like I’m getting some weird readings right now... are @ashleaevans and @pawn2393 working together? I mean, it’s great to get intel on the other side, but can I trust him?”

At the nomination ceremony, @shaolinbynature stands up to make her decision

@shaolinbynature: “I have decided to nominate you @kaysarswhore and you @nerdphobic. @kaysarswhore, you shouldn’t be surprised at this point. You’re the biggest threat in here, and @nerdphobic, you’re just guilty by association. I would wish you luck in the veto, but I really hope you don’t win so we can send you out the door. This ceremony is adjourned.”

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I am so tired of being vilified by these people. I have been nothing but good to these people, and I’ve gotten nothing but targeted in return.”

*at this point, shady editing shows all the shady things @kaysarswhore has done throughout the season to prove that she has not, in fact, been nothing but good*

@nerdphobic in the DR: “I am just hoping that the veto doesn’t get used by anyone but me. I’m staying here no matter what, and my best shot at staying is against @kaysarswhore. I love you girl, but I will cut you if it means I win half a million.”

It looks like the veto drawings are not in the Block Destroyers’ favor. @shaolinbynature draws @pawn2393, and says later in the DR, “This is his chance to prove which side he wants to be on.” @kaysarswhore and @nerdphobic both pick people from the other side of the house, and know that when push comes to shove, they’re the only ones they can rely on.

In this elimination style competition, two people will go head to head to beat each other’s scores. By random draw, @kelleekim is up first! He challenges @kaysarswhore, and with a score of 7 to 5

@nerdphobic is up next, and chooses to take on @shaolinbynature. Both do a good job, but with a score of 8 to 7,

Next up to choose is @pawn2393. Here is the moment of truth. Who will he pick to go up against, and which side of the house will @pawn2393 choose to work with moving forward.

@pawn2393: “I choose, uh, I choose...”

@pawn2393: “I choose to go up against @kaysarswhore.”

Live footage of @kaysarswhore and @nerdphobic‘s reaction

The two face off, but after an intense round, @pawn2393 just can’t beat her

Unfortunately for @kaysarswhore, she’s the next person to choose and doesn’t get a break. She picks @shaolinbynature, and with a score of 9-7

That means it’s down to the showmance, @phylisisley and @shaolinbynature. As soon as she’s eliminated, @kaysarswhore goes over to the losers bench and sits in angry silence until the end of the comp.

The last round is just the two remaining houseguests having fun, not caring who wins. But in a surprise twist, the person walking away with the veto is...

@phylisisley! Congratulations, you have won the Power of Veto!

The Leftovers celebrate, and the Block Destroyers (minus @pawn2393) are looking crestfallen, to say the least.

But @kaysarswhore isn’t going down without a fight. That much is for damn sure. The next night, @kaysarswhore gathers both @phylisisley and @shaolinbynature in the HOH room to make her pitch.

@kaysarswhore: “Listen. This game? Finished. I’m willing to spill the details of everyone’s games right here right now. @pawn2393 and @ashleaevans have a little flirtmance thing going on that they’re never going to break. They think they’re slick and that no one knows, but I figured it out a long time ago. @misshoh and @kelleekim have a secret deal that I overheard them talk about a few weeks ago. They’ve both been throwing comp after comp because they’ve never been nominated and never even been targeted. The only person in this house who hasn’t been sneaky and underhanded is @nerdphobic, and yeah, he’s loyal to me, and I’m loyal to him, but I promise you, if you flip this script and keep me here, you’ll have the numbers for sure going forward. The four of us, will definitely take on @kelleekim, @ashleaevans, @pawn2393, and @misshoh. They don’t have a shot in hell at winning a comp.”

Stunned, it takes a second for anyone to respond.

@shaolinbynature: “And what guarantee do we have from you that you’ll be true to your word? You’ve burned us both before, how can we trust you now?”

@kaysarswhore: “I can’t give you anything other than my word. But it’d be stupid of me to lie to your faces like this when we’re already in jury.”

The conversation continues for another hour, and @kaysarswhore gives their heated and passionate campaign. The next day, @shaolinbynature confronts @ashleaevans about his secret relationship with @pawn2393.

@ashleaevans: “What?!?! No! Do you think @pawn2393 is stupid enough to jeopardize his alliance weeks ago? Do you think I’m stupid enough to jeopardize my position in the house?

His response was defensive, but really convincing. It made way more sense than @kaysarswhore‘s argument.

The time for the veto ceremony has come. @phylisisley stands and delivers her speech.

@phylisisley: “Hey folks. I just want to say that I am very very happy to have finally won my first competition, and it has been very, um, enlightening to see what people will tell you when you have power. People’s true sides have come out, and I think it’s time for us to stop playing pretend and start playing Big Brother. That being said, I have decided...

Live footage of me seeing the sim tell me this happened and wondering how the FUCK I’m supposed to justify that

@shaolinbynature: “Since one of my nominees were vetoed, I must now name a replacement nominee. It has come to my attention that some of us haven’t been playing as hard as others. I don’t want someone like that to win this game, so unfortunately...

@misshoh in the DR: “I can’t fucking believe it. What the fuck did @kaysarswhore tell them to convince them to use the veto on her? I thought I had this game in the bag, and now here I am on the block. *breaks down and cries*”

With noms locked, the house is left to their own devices for the rest of the week.

Feeling dejected that his final 2 with @misshoh is exposed and his ally is probably going home this week, @kelleekim chooses to spend lots of time with her before Thursday

@misshoh: “If I go this week, I’m rooting for you. All the way. That jury is all gonna be voting for you to win because I’m gonna tell them to.”

The two of them lament their friendship, and resolve to get to work on getting the votes for @misshoh to stay.

In other news, @phylisisley is having a tough time figuring out how to cope with the game-changing decision she made.

@phylisisley spends the night in the HOH room being consoled by @shaolinbynature.

@shaolinbynature: “We did what we had to do. We’re playing this game. If she betrays us, we know she lost this game, she’s not getting a single jury vote for being such a fake.”

@phylisisley: “But we had people depending on us! I just feel bad.”

The two comfort each other for a few hours, and when they next wake up, it’s

EVICTION DAY

Julie Arisa: “Hey houseguests! It’s me Arisa!”

The houseguests all look extremely confused, because the woman before them is definitely Julie Chen.

Julie Arisa: “Why do you all look so concerned? It’s just me!”

Then, the real Arisa runs on stage looking extremely disheveled and yells, “Take her down boys!”

Julie is once again dragged offstage screaming, “I’ll get you Arisa, I’ll get you and BB will be MINE again! Grodner is on her way and she won’t put up with this!”

Arisa: “Well houseguests, I’ve been through a lot today, so let’s do this eviction thing. Get to it folks.”

@misshoh: “Just to let you all know, if you go to the end with @kaysarswhore, you’re a fool. I’m done with her, and I’ll never protect her in this game again. @shaolinbynature and @phylisisley, both of you got played this week. If I am on jury, neither of you will get my vote. That’s all!”

@nerdphobic: “All I can say is that I hope you keep me here! Peace and love to you all!”

Arisa: “Thanks for keeping it short folks! Now let’s voteeeeeeee”

@phylisisley votes out @misshoh. This blindside would be meaningless otherwise.

@kelleekim votes out @nerdphobic. He knows that @nerdphobic will go wherever @kaysarswhore does, so taking him out is his best bet.

@ashleaevans votes the same way for the same reason. The house has to pick a side, and this is the side he has to pick.

Now this one is a surprise! @pawn2393 goes into the DR and says, “I’ve learned this week to trust in the Block Destroyers. It looks like you haven’t learned that yet.”

The vote is tied. Two votes for @misshoh and two votes for @nerdphobic. Who will @kaysarswhore vote out? Will she honor her deal with @shaolinbynature and @phylisisley? Or will she defect back to the Block Destroyers?

@kaysarswhore votes out @nerdphobic in a SHOCKING twist.

@kaysarswhore: “The Block Destroyers are done. This is an individual game, and my plan is to cause as much chaos as possible. Sorry, but this is my best bet at making it further.”

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come on out, @nerdphobic!”

Arisa: “What happened?? How did you end up going home this week?”

@nerdphobic: “I blame @pawn2393 100%! @kaysarswhore told me how tight he was with @ashleaevans, and he’s the only one I can imagine flipping on the Block Destroyers like that. If he makes it to the end, he’s finished.”

Arisa: “It sounds like there’s some hard feelings! Do you think people are gonna start playing harder than ever now?”

@nerdphobic: “I can’t imagine things NOT heating up after this. I have no idea who’s going next, I just hope that it’s someone I don’t like leaving soon! *audience laughter*”

Arisa: “Thank you so much for playing, and we’ll see you soon on finale night where you will help crown a winner.

Only four more weeks until finale night! Who’s the next one out? For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaaalways watching!”

Okay writing this episode was IMPOSSIBLE I literally had no idea what the fuck y’all were doing but I LIVED! Sorry to @nerdphobic but we still stan!!

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 5

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, @kaysarswhore upset the whole house by winning HOH after becoming public enemy number 1. She used her HOH to take out her biggest threat, @music-obsessednerd. But now that she’s not in power any more, will her alliance keep her safe for another week?

These alliances are some of the fakest I’ve ever seen, because none of these people are voting together and all of these people still act like they’re working with each other. When will shit finally hit the fan?

Sliding across these slopes is hard work, but a few of our houseguests succeed! Here are the ones who didn’t:

These five all struggle to get going, and eventually end up in last place with nothing to show for it. However, one person chooses to go solely for the safety jug, and fills that up sacrificing their run at HOH.

@pawn2393 secures his safety for the week, but comes in 6th!

@nerdphobic knows he has no shot at winning this, so he goes for the $10,000 instead. He barely beats out @nomwastaken, who was also gunning for it

@nomwastaken: “These Block Destroyers are really starting to piss me off. First you all refuse to vote together, now none of us are going to be in power this week? Nice. Real nice.”

It’s a close competition, but one competitor takes the edge against the others. Will @remember-caltoru win for the Fearsome Four? Will @shaolinbynature win for her final2 deal? Or will @lahallucinations win her first competition of the summer and shake this house up? The winner ends up being...

@lahallucinations! Congratulations, you have secured your safety for the week (and a spot in jury!) and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction.

Immediately after the comp, @kaysarswhore looks defeated, and royally pissed at her alliance.

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “So, knowing my life was on the line, @nerdphobic and @nomwastaken chose to go for the money, and @pawn2393 chose to go for the safety. @misshoh was barely trying, so the only person left on my side is @remember-caltoru! And there’s no way HE would have had my back this week! All of my allies are cowards who clearly don’t care about me in this game.”

At the nomination ceremony, everyone pretty much knows what’s happening. @lahallucinations stands and makes her decision.

@lahallucinations: “I have decided to nominate you @rennyforpresident and you @kaysarswhore. @kaysarswhore, you have been nothing but trouble from the beginning. You’ve been the ringleader of this house, and you’ve been at the center of all the drama so far. I’m nominating you in the hopes that you leave this week, I’ll be honest about it. As for you, @rennyforpresident, I know no one is voting you out because everyone in here vibes with you. You’re simply a pawn. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@rennyforpresident: “I don’t feel bad at all. Everyone in here is ready for @kaysarswhore to go, so if it’s us up there on eviction night, I feel pretty good about my chances to stay.”

@kaysarswhore: “This means game on. I’m not afraid to go up against anyone in this house, and I’ll use any means necessary to stay this week. I will lie cheat and steal to make it to the end, and if that means throwing @rennyforpresident under the bus? Sorry not sorry.”

Later on, it’s time to pick players for the veto competition

@lahallucinations is up first and draws houseguest’s choice! She shockingly chooses @misshoh to play

@lahallucinations: “What these people don’t know is that I have deals all over this house. I’ve been playing since the start. Who I don’t have a deal with is @misshoh, and by picking her to play, I’ve sewn a seed of distrust between her and all of her allies. Now I just have to await harvest *wink*”

@rennyforpresident continues by choosing @nomwastaken, and gets a little sad when he pulls his chip. Lastly, @kaysarswhore pulls @phylisisley, and she in turn gets sad after that. Looks like neither of the nominees are happy with their picks.

After the competition, everyone lines up in the backyard to reveal the times of the houseguests. In last place, with a time of 19:01

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I cannot believe I took that long. I look like a fucking joke right now”

In fifth place, with a time of 11:18

In fourth place, with a time of 7:55

That means it’s down to three. In third place, with a time of 6:03

(who’s dick do I gotta suck to win a friggin comp i swear)

Will @nomwastaken win another veto for his alliance? Or will @lahallucinations secure all of the power this week? The winning time, 5:31, beating out the second place time of 5:41, belongs to...

@lahallucinations! You have won the veto and earned complete power this week!

@lahallucinations in the DR: “AAAAAHHHHH!!! This was my week to show these people that I came to play, and I am SO EXCITED that I’m doing it! Everyone better watch out, because the comp beast is HERE!”

Later in the HOH room, @rennyforpresident approaches @lahallucinations and begs for the veto.

@rennyforpresident: “I am BEGGING you, I need to stay. If you take me down, I got your back forever. I have no one left in this house.”

@lahallucinations: “I’ll think about it. I can’t make any promises yet.”

The next morning, @kaysarswhore does the same thing, but with a different approach.

@kaysarswhore: “If this veto isn’t used on me, I swear to god you’ll be number one on my radar. I got out @music-obsessednerd and I’ll take you out next.”

@lahallucinations: “Like I told @rennyforpresident, I’m not making promises. Get out of my room”

Will either of their pleas work?

At the veto ceremony, @lahallucinations stands and makes her decision

@lahallucinations: “This week has been fun, but also scary. It’s a lot of responsibility to have, and it’s been tough. I’ve listened to both of you, and I’ve made up my mind. I have decided...

The plan is still in place, and the nominees have been finalized.

The next day, the house decides to give their biggest enemy a goodbye celebration. First,

@ashleaevans flips the mattress, runs to the kitchen, grabs the ketchup bottle, and writes “SEE YOU NEVER!! ;)” all over the sheets. When @kaysarswhore finds her bed in such disarray, she knows exactly who did it.

@kaysarswhore: “ @ashleaevans! You sack of shit! I’ll never forgive you for doing that to my bed! I had CUSTOM SHEETS and you KNOW THAT”

@ashleaevans: “Sorry not sorry!! You’re a beast and you know it! I was just trying to make your bed match your face!”

The two get heated, but before they can get too heated, @shaolinbynature jumps in as well

@shaolinbynature: “Don’t act all innocent, we all know you hate us with all of your being. AND we all know it was you who flipped my bed a few weeks ago!”

@rennyforpresident sits on the couch and watches silently like

This fight continues all night, and @ashleaevans and @shaolinbynature make a vow not to talk to @kaysarswhore until eviction night

Speaking of Eviction Night

Arisa: “Good evening houseguests! How is everyone doing?”

The house smiles and acts like they like each other because you know you’re on TV and don’t want to look that mean to each other

Arisa: “Don’t lie! We know you all hate each other! *houseguest laughter* Tonight, let’s head straight to the vote. We don’t need to waste time. But, as always, let’s hear the final speeches from the nominees.”

@rennyforpresident: “Hi guys! So I know this isn’t ideal, but I hope you all vote for me to stay! I haven’t won anything, I’m not a threat, and I have none of the social connections that @kaysarswhore has. No matter what though, no hard feelings, and I hope you all play hard!”

@kaysarswhore: “I’ll make this simple. Keep me and know that I’m on your side. My alliance-members know I have their back, and I’ll be loyal to the end. As for the people who aren’t in my alliance, I couldn’t care less about you, but I hope you keep me anyway!”

Arisa: “As always, nice work. Let’s vote!”

@ashleaevans, of course, votes to evict @kaysarswhore. The two hate each other, and it would be shocking to see her vote the other way. But it looks like @kaysarswhore‘s speech might have worked...

The Block Destroyers are finally voting together! All of them vote to keep their ally, and send @rennyforpresident packing.

@phylisisley is voting out, once again, @kaysarswhore. She knows she can never work with her, and @rennyforpresident is her friend! She’d never vote to evict him unless she had to. But it looks like her vote won’t be enough to save him

@remember-caltoru finally decides to go with his alliance when he realizes that the alliance is the only thing getting him further in the game. It’s gotten him this far, why not stick with it? @kelleekim and @shaolinbynature are the surprise votes of the night! @kelleekim says, “you’re just too dangerous! I can work with chaos, but I can’t work with the unknown. And you’re the unknown.” @shaolinbynature says, “This whole thing was a ruse and I know it was you who flipped by bed. Go to hell, and get out of my house.”

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come one out, @rennyforpresident!”

Arisa: “Why are you sitting her? Wasn’t @kaysarswhore the obvious vote?”

@rennyforpresident: “She was! She just had her claws in too many alliances, and there was no way to compete with that. I told @lahallucinations it was dumb to put me up as a pawn, but she refused to listen.”

Arisa: “What do you think you should have done differently?”

@rennyforpresident: “Stayed with the Fearsome Five! I don’t know why I left, it made no sense looking back. If I had stayed and made better friends with them, I would still be in there.”

Arisa: “You’re the last player voted out before jury; who are you rooting for to win it all?”

@rennyforpresident: “I can see myself rooting for @ashleaevans! He takes no shit, and I can see him running this game down the line. He’d be my pick.”

Arisa: “It’s a shame to see you go so soon, but we loved having you back!

Next week, jury begins. How will this change the game? For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaalways watching!”

Y’ALL FAKES VOTED ME OUT WHY why do i never make it to jury in my own sims lmao

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 4

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, a house flip shook up the game. @nomwastaken took a shot at @ashleaevans to try and solidify his side of the house as the majority, but after some intense strategy and an earth-shaking speech, the house changed it’s mind, and voted out @kayysarridha, the season’s eternal nominee, instead.

Immediately after the vote, @nomwastaken, @misshoh, and @kaysarswhore meet up in the bathroom to aggressively whisper

@nomwastaken: “One of you needs to win this HOH. We can’t trust anyone in our alliances now because there were only four votes to keep @kayysarridha.”

@kaysarswhore: “You’re telling me?! I’m the one who’s public enemy number 1 now. These people better watch their fucking backs. My money’s on @remember-caltoru being the traitor and the Block Destroyers staying faithful”

The narrator from above: “The Block Destroyers, were not in fact, all staying faithful”

Before the HOH, all of the alliances had separate meetings at different times throughout the house. Miraculously, no blow ups happened, and every alliance remains in tact

But how long can that possibly last? With the HOH competition in the air, everything is uncertain.

This one looks like it’s gonna hurt! And some people can’t take the heat right away!

@ashleaevans, who is arguably in the most vulnerable position, drops first!

@ashleaevans in the DR: “*violent sobbing* I just lost my grip! I only lasted 8 minutes! I can’t believe I look so stupid”

The other four don’t last much longer, with @lahallucinations dropping out after 26 minutes

The other four have a bad go of it as well.

@misshoh in the DR: “I feel so useless to my alliance! I can’t win shit. All I do is throw pizza rolls, lose at comps, eat hot chip, and lie!”

At the 55 minute mark, three remain

It’s @kaysarswhore against the Dynamic Duo. Will @kaysarswhore secure her safety and flip the house again? Or will @shaolinbynature and @phylisisley secure safety for themselves and take the power back from the bigger alliances?

At the 1 hour and 10 minute mark, @shaolinbynature is really starting to feel it

@shaolinbynature to @phylisisley: “Do you got this? I can’t keep going, I’m sorry”

@phylisisley, loudly: “I could be here ALL DAY. I’m perfect up here”

Hearing that her ally is solid, @shaolinbynature drops

The competition is STIFF. The two of them hang on for a solid 2 hours and 24 minutes. Neither of them talk the entire time. Suddenly:

@phylisisley: “If you keep me and one other person safe, I’ll drop.”

@kaysarswhore, desperate for a win, shakes her head violently.

@phylisisley: “Promise?”

@kaysarswhore:

Taking it as a yes, @phylisisley makes the call.

@kaysarswhore! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

The house is both stunned and disappointed when they see @phylisisley fall. @kaysarswhore, on the other hand, runs over to @nomwastaken and @misshoh and screams and shouts about their alliance’s win. @nerdphobic and @pawn2393 join in too, even though we ALL know where @pawn2393‘s vote went.

Later on that night, @phylisisley talks with @kaysarswhore in the HOH room.

@phylisisley: “So about our deal. As long as myself and @shaolinbynature stay off the block, I don’t care what you do.”

@kaysarswhore: “That sounds solid to me. I wasn’t targeting the two of you regardless, and I’m grateful you gave me this gift this week.”

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “Thanks for giving me this info @phylisisley! Now I know exactly who your number 1 is *cackling*”

At the nomination ceremony, @kaysarswhore walks out wearing the HOH robe to make her nominations, ready to show these people who’s really in charge. She stands and makes her decision

@kaysarswhore: “I have decided to nominate you @music-obsessednerd and you @shaolinbynature. @music-obsessednerd, you know that I think you’re human garbage. You don’t deserve to be here, and I wish you hadn’t walked through those doors this season. @shaolinbynature, you are quickly becoming the biggest threat in this house. I know who you’re aligned with, and I know that if I had not won, my ass would be on that block. I’m cool with either of you going home. And if one of you manages to save yourself from the block, @ashleaevans, I hope you know your place in this house: at the bottom. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

Immediately after the ceremony, while people are hugging the nominees, @music-obsessednerd stands up and says, “Just because I’m the only one who’s not afraid to call you out on your shit doesn’t mean I don’t deserve to be here!”

@ashleaevans: “No! I’m not afraid either! She needs to go! Get the f*ck out of here!”

@kaysarswhore, knowing she’s safe this week and has her allies with her,she remains unbothered, returns the key box to the storage room, and heads upstairs, refusing to talk to either nominee.

Later though, @phylisisley heads to the DR

@phylisisley in the DR: “ @kaysarswhore is DEAD. She promised me that @shaolinbynature would be safe, so at the end of the day? She’s made a shit ton of enemies today. Her ship is as good as sunk.”

This veto is gonna be INSANE

@kaysarswhore draws @nomwastaken and does a little happy dance. @music-obsessednerd draws Houseguest’s Choice and chooses @rennyforpresident to play! The two are close, and @rennyforpresident will definitely use it if he wins. Lastly, @shaolinbynature is visibly disappointed when she draws @misshoh to compete. She knows there’s not a shot in hell she’ll use it on her.

I screamed out loud when the sim gave me this comp I love it here

This one is gonna require some muscle! Something some of these contestants don’t have! Both of them getting stuck in the honey, these two finish last with zero bears

With a total of 1 bear retrieved

@kaysarswhore just couldn’t get into the swing of things, and fell behind too early.

In third place, with 3 bears retrieved

It all comes down to @shaolinbynature and @misshoh. Will @misshoh pull out her first win of the season? Or will @shaolinbynature come through and pull herself off the block? The winner is...

@misshoh! You have won the Golden Power of Veto!

The two nominees feel hopeless, and at the veto ceremony, @misshoh stands and makes her decision.

@misshoh: “This is Week 4. At this point, it makes no sense for me to go back on my word and change up the house that I intentionally tried to set up. Sorry about it, but...

The nominees are locked in, and chaos is allowed to ensue.

The next day, now trying to change their rebrand from “I’m sorry about the pizza rolls” to “I’m just a big goofball!”, @misshoh makes a split decision to bring some laughter to the house

People are shocked at the public nudity, but laugh their asses off at the sight! They only call @misshoh “The Streak” for the rest of the week

On a more serious note, a few hours later, @phylisisley, @ashleaevans, and @shaolinbynature were all sitting inside when @lahallucinations walked in to drop a bomb

@lahallucinations: “A plane just flew over the backyard and it had a banner that said “@phylisisley is a LIAR. Get her OUT””

Shocked, @phylisisley left to the backyard to see everyone talking about it. She broke down, wondering what she possibly could have done so wrong as to have America hate her like this.

@phylisisley: “Of all the people in the house, I’M the liar? No fucking way”

EVICTION NIGHT

Arisa: “Hello again houseguests! This week, we have our little problem under control, so I wanna know how you’re all doing! @music-obsessednerd, what is the mood in the house this week?”

@music-obsessednerd: “Tense is an understatement! *house laughter* These people are absolutely nuts, and the way we’re playing the game right now is messy, but we’re all having fun! At least I am!”

Arisa: “Good! We love to have fun here! @kelleekim, how was life as a Have-Not this week?”

@kelleekim: “It was awful! The only thing I enjoyed was the slop pancakes that @music-obsessednerd made. WHAT a COOK!”

Arisa: “We love a little creativity! Well, let’s sour that positive note with a negative one; it’s time for an eviction. But first, the two nominees have one last chance to sway votes.”

@music-obsessednerd: “You guys know me, and I’m anything but a liar. I keep it real all of the time, and that’s why you know who my only target is. If I stay, I’m working with you as long as your name isn’t @kaysarswhore. Otherwise, we’re good! Vote for me, and I hope we get to play this game together longer!”

@shaolinbynature: “This has been an INSANE ride so far, and I desperately need it to continue. I have wanted my second chance at BB for so long, and for it to be gone so soon would break my heart. I hope you all vote to keep me, and together we can shake this house up next week!”

Arisa: “Folks, it’s time to vote.”

@ashleaevans and @kelleekim both love @music-obsessednerd, but they think they have a better shot at beating the alliances with @shaolinbynature on their side. @lahallucinations, however, thinks otherwise

The Block Destroyers, yet again, are a mess. @misshoh and @nomwastaken decide to split their votes, knowing they’ll be able to pull off the same messy framing they pulled last week. @nerdphobic, thinking his alliance is strong, votes out @shaolinbynature.

@remember-caltoru, knowing The Fearsome Four won’t last much longer, votes to evict @music-obsessednerd in the hopes that @shaolinbynature can pull out more wins. @rennyforpresident refuses to vote out his bestie, and evicts @shaolinbynature

Of course @phylisisley isn’t gonna break her final2 deal with @shaolinbynature. That means that it’s 5-4, and @music-obsessednerd needs @pawn2393 to secure a tie and bank her hopes on @kaysarswhore. Will he work with his fellow Block Destroyers? Or will he flip on them yet again?

@pawn2393 flips yet again. Could this be the week he defects from the alliance?

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come on out, @music-obsessednerd!”

Arisa: “What happened!? @music-obsessednerd, you went from being the first HOH to being out of the house so early!”

@music-obsessednerd: “I got ripped off! @kaysarswhore came in guns blazing and fired right at me. I hope these people can actually band together next week to take her down! Lord knows I would have done it if I had the chance.”

Arisa: “How do you think the game would have played out if @shaolinbynature had won that HOH?”

@music-obsessednerd: “Well I can guarantee I wouldn’t be sitting here! *audience laughter*. These people weren’t afraid to play, but none of them could win comps. If they don’t take her out before jury, they’re fools.”

Arisa: “So we know what they have to do to make it far, but who do you think actually can?”

@music-obsessednerd: “Well my BFF in the house was @rennyforpresident, so I’m rooting for him all the way. @lahallucinations also has a hell of a game, and I think if she continues to fly under the radar, she’ll be standing there in the end for sure.”

Arisa: “Well, it’s been lovely having you with us!

Only one more boot before jury begins! Who will make it and get that fat jury bonus check? Find out next time. For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaaaalways watching!”

@music-obsessednerd i am SO SORRY this is the second time you’ve left pre-jury I hate it here (but u beat your last placement by a week! lol)

As for the rest of you, this sim is JUST getting started, get ready for a ROLLER COASTER

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 11

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, @kelleekim was sent packing in a surprise vote that kept @misshoh in the house. The two juggernauts, @kaysarswhore and @shaolinbynature, are still at odds. Now that the jury house is officially more occupied than the BB house, how will things shake out?

@kaysarswhore and @misshoh have had a rocky relationship from the start, being members of MULTIPLE alliances together, but at final 5, they both know they need each other. Speaking of rocky relationships...

@pawn2393 pulls @kaysarswhore aside one evening, and says that he wants to work with her again.

@pawn2393: “Leave @misshoh out of it. This is the final 2 I want.”

@pawn2393: “I’m covering my bases here. When @kaysarswhore has had her back against the wall, she wins and stays. I want to make sure she has my back too.”

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I want to trust him, but I’m not sure. He’s loyal, but he’s not stupid. On the other hand, he’s also probably my best bet to win in the final 2. Taking someone who hasn’t won anything is my best bet.”

(i’m sorry for the cursed image I hate it too I know)

The four of them stand in their booths, kind of shaken up that the HOH is a mental comp for once!

Arisa grills them for 7 rounds with questions. At the end of it all, the player with the lowest score, getting only 3 questions right, is

@kaysarswhore.

This opens the door for someone else to win HOH. Will @ashleaevans secure his second HOH of the summer, or will @misshoh or @pawn2393 secure their first?

In third place, with 5 points,

It comes down to @ashleaevans and @misshoh. Both of them get all 7 questions correct, and we have to go to a tiebreaker. The question is, “How long, in seconds, did everyone last in the Bull in a China Shop HOH competition?”

The houseguest with the best guess, and the winner of this competition, is...

@ashleaevans! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

@ashleaevans: “This is PERFECT! I can target whoever I want, and I think we all know who that is. I’m in final 4, @pawn2393 is in final 4, and I really don’t care who else is there with us.”

@kaysarswhore holds her head down in anger after the competition, and ends up going inside and hiding in the DR afterwards.

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “It’s not that I’m heartbroken or sad, I just really don’t want to have to deal with these smug assholes. These people suck, and it sucks that I’m being targeted again this week. I just have to win veto again. That’s the only solution.”

At the nomination ceremony, @ashleaevans makes the decision everyone knows was going to be made.

@ashleaevans: “I have nominated you @kaysarswhore and you @misshoh for eviction. The two of you have been tight from the start, and I can’t have a duo like you getting to the end. @kaysarswhore, I sincerely hope this is the week you leave. If my count is correct, your nine lives are up darling. @misshoh, fight for that veto, because your ass is DEFINITELY gone this week if she comes down. I can guarantee that. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@kaysarswhore: “Well just to let you know, I won’t be leaving and you’ll be casting your jury vote for me to win in just a few days here.”

@ashleaevans shrugs the comment off, and goes to return the key box.

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “The veto is mine. It has to be. That’s my only option at this point.”

@misshoh in the DR: “I need to make sure @kaysarswhore stays up on this block. Whether I win or not, she canNOT win this.”

This week, everyone has a 1 in 5 shot at winning the veto. Some definitely need it more than others, but will it come so easily?

Everyone takes their starting marks, and the competition is off! One of the houseguests keeps falling off of their balance beam, and because of it, ends up in last

Another one of our houseguests manages to never fall, but keeps moving veeeerrrrrryyyyyy slowly across those beams

There’s shouting between the contestants on this one

@kaysarswhore: “Don’t fuck up @shaolinbynature! You don’t wanna fall!”

She continues throughout the competition trying to scare her off of the balance beam, randomly screaming in the backyard.

At the end of all that...

@shaolinbynature! The taunting doesn’t work, and @kaysarswhore and @misshoh tie for second!

As we’ve seen before, these people aren’t going down without a fight. The next day, in the backyard, @kaysarswhore gives her campaign pitch to @shaolinbynature.

@kaysarswhore: “I am the best person you can sit next to in the final 2. The jury will eat me alive next to you. There’s no way I can beat you.”

@shaolinbynature: “Is that true, or is that what you want me to think? I just have to consider that a lot of people on jury were your allies before they were mine.”

@kaysarswhore: “Think what you will, but your best bet is keeping me here. I won’t stay if I’m up there. I need this just as much as you need me.”

With much to think about, @shaolinbynature heads into the bedroom to think, when she is approached by @misshoh

@misshoh: “I won’t take up too much of your time, but you don’t have to use it on me. Don’t let her get in your head this time. She stays, she wins this whole thing. That’s it.”

@shaolinbynature is left alone with her thoughts, and ends up deciding the most important decision she’s made all summer. The next day at the veto ceremony,

@shaolinbynature: “This house has been absolutely insane, and I think we all know who caused most of the insanity. Both of you, together, have done some shitty things in this game. I have a hefty decision to make before me, and I’ve ended up deciding...

The nominees are finalized, and the house lives in relative peace.

Until the day of evicition

Two hours before the eviction, @kaysarswhore makes a last ditch effort to stay and calls a house meeting

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I need to convince these people that I need to stay because there are other forces at work. The only person I can turn people against is @ashleaevans, because I need the other two’s votes, so here goes nothing”

@kaysarswhore: “I just need everyone to know the truth before I leave tonight. @ashleaevans, you are the biggest snake in this house. You and I have had a final 2 from the get go, and you parading around trying to convince people that you’re after me is bullshit. I’m calling this out because you put me up as “strategy” to “keep them off our trail” and it fucking backfired and now I’m screwed. I hope the rest of you recognize what a liar he is and vote his ass out.”

@ashleaevans: “I would sooner self-evict than align with you! What the fuck are you talking about?!”

Everyone watches the two hash it out, and a few of them even speak up in favor of the other

@misshoh: “I have noticed @ashleaevans being sus, I think @kaysarswhore might be telling the truth.”

@shaolinbynature: “There’s no fucking way. @ashleaevans isn’t that stupid.”

@pawn2393: “*complete silence, contemplation*”

Now that the house is properly shaken up, it’s time for the 5 to become the 4!

Arisa: “Hey everyone! Tonight is tense, I know, we’ve been watching! But we do still have an eviction to get to, so let’s hear those speeches!”

@kaysarswhore: “Listen, I know that I am public enemy number 1. But I was promised safety this week, and it was taken from me. @ashleaevans, I will never forgive you for breaking your word to me, and I hope the rest of you realize that you are in the presence of a mastermind. He’s played all of you flawlessly, and I hope you join me next week in jury. Peace to you all, and may the best player win!”

@misshoh: “I want to stand here and say that I’ve been loyal to my allies, sometimes to a fault, and I’ve never worked harder at something than I have to stay in this game. Keep me, and vote out the biggest threat this game has ever seen. That’s all.”

Arisa: “Well, it’s the moment of truth. Let’s see the votes!”

@shaolinbynature is taking this opportunity to avenge all of her allies that were evicted at the hands of @kaysarswhore, especially her showmance, @phylisisley. She wants this to be the last time she votes for @kaysarswhore.

Which alliance will @pawn2393 be loyal to? Will he keep the bigger threat, or finally take the shot at @kaysarswhore the house has been begging for? Did @kaysarswhore‘s last minute antics work?

@pawn2393 decides that enough is enough. Final 5 is the end of the line for his ally, and he’s placing all of his eggs in @ashleaevans‘s basket.

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come on out @kaysarswhore!”

Arisa: “I just want to say, watching you play was incredible, and you should feel so proud of yourself for making it this far! What was your strategy this entire time?”

@kaysarswhore: “After being nominated week 1, my strategy was to survive! I just wanted to make it to the next week, and as long as I was doing that, I didn’t care who I lied to or threw under the bus. Making it to the end was of course the goal, but it got harder when I didn’t have anyone to blame!”

Arisa: “You had some harsh words for @ashleaevans today. What was that about?”

@kaysarswhore: “It was a last ditch effort to stay and try to turn the house against him, but I figured it’d be futile. At the very least, I hope it tanks his game right at the end! That’s what he gets for getting me out!”

Arisa: “Like I said, it was a JOY to watch you play, and we’ll see you back here on finale night in just a few days where you will help crown a winner!

The final 4! How will these four make it out alive? Who will just miss the cut of getting in the money? Find out next time. For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaalways watching!”

RIP TO A LEGEND!!!! Literally I have no idea how you made it so far after being targeted week after week, it’s the definition of an iconic player

and congrats to our final 4!!! Down to the wire, anything could happen!

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 9

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, @kaysarswhore had her back against the wall, and managed to make it through yet another week. Convincing @phylisisley to use the veto on her, she stayed safe and sent home a fellow Block Destroyer, @nerdphobic. But with the votes fallen the way they did, how will the fallout look

Immediately after the vote, @phylisisley pulls @kaysarswhore aside and asks, “how did you vote??”

@kaysarswhore: “I swear I voted out @misshoh. There’s no way I’d flip.”

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I knew @pawn2393 would vote out @misshoh, and if I really wanted to solidify my spot with the other side of the house, I needed to pin this vote on him. The chaos is gonna be my best friend.”

During the conversation, @pawn2393 walks in to where they’re talking and yells: “You’re a fucking snake @kaysarswhore. You’re a snake and a coward.”

@kaysarswhore: “You can be as mad as you want, keep being mad all the way out the door sweetie!”

With tensions running high, and with bridges burned (or are they?), the HOH has never been more critical

Another endurance comp! (i swear we’ve had like TWO mental comps this entire season)

This week, no one is trying to throw it. Everyone is in it to win it. Unfortunately, some of them don’t excel in this area, so the first to fall after 18 minutes is

As soon as @kelleekim falls, @ashleaevans gets thrown off and loses concentration too!

No one is giving up easily here. But after an hour and a half on the log,

As @pawn2393 falls, he yells, “FUCK” a little too loudly, and spooks one of the people still on the log, causing the next person to fall

@phylisisley in the DR: “I just desperately wanted to win this HOH. I just feel kind of defeated right now, but I’m hoping @kaysarswhore keeps her word and wins to keep our side safe.”

It’s down to @kaysarswhore and @misshoh. Neither are letting go any time soon, and both want to secure their spot in the top 6. The two stay up there, silent, for another half hour before the last person falls. After 2 hours and 5 minutes...

@kaysarswhore! You have secured your safety for the week and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

Everyone hugs @kaysarswhore except @misshoh and @pawn2393. The three of them are still on bad terms after the vote, apparently.

@kaysarswhore spends the week listening to a ton of pitches.

@phylisisley and @shaolinbynature both pitch the campaign to target @misshoh and @kelleekim. That’s a dangerous duo going into final 6 with, and the showmance doesn’t want to deal with that in the next weeks.

@ashleaevans sucks in his pride to go talk to @kaysarswhore. He says that he wants this game to be fair, and that the biggest targets should go home. In his opinion, he’s not one of them.

Late at night, @pawn2393 and @misshoh sit down with @kaysarswhore to hash out their problems

@kaysarswhore: “You guys know I had to play this game for myself. I was done for. I love you guys a lot and I’d never throw you under the bus unless I absolutely had to, like last week.”

@misshoh: “It’s really hard for me to trust you knowing you’d do it again if you had the opportunity, but I don’t have another option.”

@pawn2393: “I’m happy to take the blame for the vote if you keep us off the block. Block Destroyers forever?”

All together: “Block Destroyers forever!”

The next day, at the nomination ceremony, @kaysarswhore has a serious decision to make. Will she honor newer bonds, or stick with the older bonds that may be more worn out?

@kaysarswhore: “I know what this looks like. I look like a liar. But at this point, I’ve lied to every single person in this house, except maybe @kelleekim. I had to evaluate what I wanted in this game. Did I want to be honest, or did I want to win? Well, I think we all know the answer to that. You two are the strongest duo in here, and I’d be stupid not to nominate the person who’s won HOH 3 times. I hope there’s no hard feelings, because this is strictly game. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@shaolinbynature: “We should have known that she’d betray us. Honestly, I’m not surprised because we are the biggest threat in the house. I’ll win veto, and we’ll vote out the renom. We’re not down yet.”

@phylisisley: “If @kaysarswhore thinks she’s playing a great game, she’s not. She’s about to be finished if she makes it to the end. If I go to jury, that jury is poison to her. But I don’t plan on going, so I’ll just have to poison them from here.”

@shaolinbynature and @phylisisley refused to talk to @kaysarswhore until the ceremony to pick veto players. There

Everyone but @kelleekim was drawn to play

@kelleekim in the DR: “I wasn’t gonna win anyway, so it’s fun that I get to host!”

The good old poker comp!

Round 1: “There are 4 movie ticket stubs on the counter. How many stubs are in the big pile?”

@misshoh and @phylisisley all stay, but the furthest guess belonged to

I’m sorry @misshoh, you have been eliminated. But @phylisisley, you have earned one point!

Round 2: “There are four kernels of popcorn in the small cup. How many kernels are in the large bucket?”

This time, @phylisisley, @kaysarswhore, and @ashleaevans all stay in. @ashleaevans is closest, and earns one point! But the person farthest away is

I’m sorry @phylisisley, you have been eliminated.

Round 3: “There are two ounces of soda in the small cup. How many ounces of soda are in the large cup?”

@ashleaevans, @shaolinbynature, and @pawn2393 all stay in. Once again, the closest guess belongs to @ashleaevans, and he has earned another point!

Unfortunately, the furthest guess belonged to

I’m sorry @pawn2393, that means you are eliminated from the competition.

Round 4: “There are two gumballs on the table. How many gumballs are in the large machine?”

This time, all three of them stay in. In the first ever blowout poker competition, @ashleaevans is the closest again, which means

@ashleaevans! You have won the Power of Veto!

@ashleaevans in the DR: “This is a LOT of power. I could change up the game, but it could mean putting @pawn2393 in danger. I need to think seriously about how to use this.”

Later, @ashleaevans and @kaysarswhore talk in the HOH room.

@kaysarswhore: “I’m open to a discussion. I want one of them to go home, I don’t care who.”

@ashleaevans: “So there’s no chance of a backdoor? You’re not willing to target @misshoh instead?”

@kaysarswhore: “Not a chance. I know she’s a threat at this point, but I have to look out for who’s looking out for me.”

@ashleaevans: “And you don’t trust me to do that? Look out for you?”

@kaysarswhore: “It could be interesting... if you use it, I’ll think about it.”

@ashleaevans has a hard decision to make, and at the Veto Ceremony, he stands and makes it.

@ashleaevans: “We’re at the point in the game where one veto could put a lot of things into jeopardy. I’ve always had the motto that you should play this game without fear, but I also think you should never play stupid either. That being said...

The nominees are finalized, and one of the showmance is going home this week.

Knowing she’s broken down before, @phylisisley is determined to campaign hard. She’d never campaign against her partner, but she’d definitely campaign hard for herself.

@phylisisley pulls aside @misshoh and what starts as a conversation about game turns into a conversation about their places in the universe. Both of them bond over where they are in life, and form a really genuine bond.

@misshoh in the DR: “I never really got to know @phylisisley before this, and it’s nice to see a different side to her. She might come in handy if she stays this week.”

Speaking of staying this week...

Arisa: “Hello everyone! There’s no chance of any ~strange~ events happening tonight, so I can ask you all a few questions about how you’re doing! First off, @kaysarswhore, how are you holding in there as the HOH?”

@kaysarswhore: “I’m doing great this week! It’s been tough because we’re all so close at this point, but the game has to be played.”

Arisa: “That it does! @pawn2393, are you nervous knowing you’re so close to the end?”

@pawn2393: “Of course! Everyone wants a spot at the end, and it’s gonna suck no matter which way the cards fall.”

Arisa: “Well, we’ll see how they fall tonight. @shaolinbynature and @phylisisley, please stand and give us your final pleas.”

@shaolinbynature: “Hey everyone, I know it’s probably me tonight, and that’s fine. I’ve made a name for myself in here, I get it. But before I go, I need you all to promise me that you’ll take out @kaysarswhore. She’s skated by this long, there’s no way in hell she can make it to the end and NOT win. I can promise you this jury will not be bitter as hell and will vote for her out of spite to whoever’s sitting next to her for NOT taking her out. That’s all I got!”

@phylisisley: “Well, tonight is hard because I’m losing my best friend in here, but I’m so happy that I got to meet you at all *starts to tear up*. I’ve loved it here, and I’m still here to play, so give me your best shot!”

Arisa: “That’s lovely, but it’s time to vote!”

@misshoh votes to evict @shaolinbynature. Her heart-to-heart with @phylisisley paid off, and she doesn’t want to vote out someone she’s so close with now.

@ashleaevans votes out @phylisisley, saying that it hurts him, but his chances of getting further are better with @shaolinbynature on his side.

@pawn2393 also votes out @phylisisley. He was swayed by his bff @ashleaevans, and knows no matter who goes, he’s still safe in the middle.

The vote is 2-1 in favor of evicting @phylisisley. @kelleekim is the deciding vote, who could make it a tie, OR could send @phylisisley packing. How will he vote?

@kelleekim votes out @phylisisley. He’s just closer with @shaolinbynature, and just like @pawn2393, knows he’s safe in the middle.

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come on out @phylisisley!”

Arisa: “From your speeches, it sounded like you were sure you were staying!”

@phylisisley, through tears: “I have no clue why they chose to boot me over @shaolinbynature. She’s the bigger threat. I guess they just thought that I’d have the bigger chance at winning a jury vote.”

Arisa: “Any hard feelings towards anyone in there?”

@phylisisley: “Definitely towards @kaysarswhore. I’d vote for anyone else over her. I’m rooting for @shaolinbynature of course, but I don’t want @kaysarswhore or @pawn2393 to win this. They’re both icky.”

Arisa: “We are so sorry to see you go, but we’ll see you back here on finale night where you’ll help crown the winner of Renny’s BBSim: First Boots!

And then there were six! Who’s next? For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaalways watching!”

And @phylisisley officially joins the halls of 7th place legends. We will ALWAYS stan!! And it is truly shocking to me that no one has taken out @kaysarswhore or @shaolinbynature yet, y’all have absolutely demolished this sim, we love to see it!!!

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 12

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, the house target (and the house target since like week 3) @kaysarswhore finally got the boot. Now that the obvious target is out, how will the final 4 cope?

Now that the glue for all the alliances, @kaysarswhore, is gone, there are no alliances left. There are still two former Block Destroyers in the house, and @shaolinbynature has managed to slip to the final 4 after her showmance partner was voted out.

The HOH competition has never been more critical.

@lahallucinations: “The worst move I made was…

A. Throwing competitions the first week

B. Sending @rennyforpresident home on my HOH”

The correct answer is B, and everyone gets a point! (no I’m not bitter why do u ask)

@remember-caltoru: “My biggest regret in the game is…

A. Not winning an HOH

B. Not turning on my alliance”

The correct answer is B again, and @shaolinbynature is the only one to get it correct

@nomwastaken: “My favorite moment in the house was…

A. Seeing @misshoh throw the pizza rolls

B. Watching @kaysarswhore burn down the kitchen”

The correct answer was A, and @pawn2393 was the only one to get it wrong, meaning the other two each got one point. The score is currently 3-2-1 in favor of @shaolinbynature.

@nerdphobic: “The worst moment for me in the BB house was…

A. Breaking the hammock and being mocked for it

B. Getting evicted”

The correct answer was B, and @misshoh was the only one to get it right. The @shaolinbynature and @misshoh are now tied for first, with @pawn2393 in last with one point.

@phylisisley: “If I could change one thing about my game, it would be…

A. not using the veto on @kaysarswhore

B. winning an HOH for myself”

The correct answer is A, and everyone gets it right.

@kelleekim: “One thing I’ll never forget about the BB house is…

A. All of the fighting!

B. @nerdphobic breaking the hammock!”

The correct answer is B, and everyone gets it right again.

With only one question left, @pawn2393, it is impossible for you to catch up.

Final question. @kaysarswhore: “The best move I made in the house was…

A. convincing @phylisisley to use the veto on me

B. Winning 3 HOHs and 2 Veto competitions to secure my safety”

@shaolinbynature answers A. @misshoh answers B. The winner of this weeks HOH competition is…

@shaolinbynature! You have secured your safety for the week, and earned the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction! And I’m pretty sure 5 HOHs in the same season is definitely a BB record!

@shaolinbynature in the DR: “I just need to win one more HOH next week, and the money is mine. I’m confident I can sweep a jury vote, I just need to make it there! The question is, who do I have the best shot of winning against?”

At the nomination ceremony, @shaolinbynature stands and makes her decision.

@shaolinbynature: “I have decided to nominate you, @misshoh and you @ashleaevans. My logic is simple here. @misshoh, we’ve never been on the same side of this house, and you’ve consistently gunned to get me out. I don’t want to go to the end with someone like that. @ashleaevans, we have been on the same side of the house, but you’re the bigger threat out of you and @pawn2393. It’s clear y’all will take each other, so it doesn’t make sense for me to risk my spot in final 2 with you. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@misshoh in the DR: “I need to win this veto. Period. @pawn2393 will NOT have my back, and @ashleaevans will stay if noms stay the same. This is not the end of the road for me, mark my words.

@ashleaevans in the DR: “Noms don’t really matter, because everything is decided by the veto. As long as myself or @pawn2393 wins it, I’m good! I have my eyes on the prize, and that prize is half a million dollars baby.

@pawn2393 in the DR: “I have a big decision to make. If noms stay the same, do I stay loyal, or vote out the bigger threat? I don’t know what the right move is…”

This one is for all the marbles! The final veto of the summer gives the winner the chance to decide the final nominees, and decide who will cast the sole vote to evict. Everyone out here wants it, but only one person will walk away with the necklace.

The competition lasts for 25 minutes, and after a tense battle, one houseguest emerges victorious.

@pawn2393! You have won the FINAL Power of Veto of the summer!

@pawn2393: “My first comp win could NOT have come at a better time! I secured this guy, now I just need to make sure I make the right choice going forward.”

@pawn2393 has no choice but to not use the veto, and the nominees automatically stay the same.

Before eviction though, the houseguests are left to their own devices.

@ashleaevans and @pawn2393 are talking in the bedroom about the decision this week

@ashleaevans: “When we’re in final 3, we just have to take each other! This is best case scenario!”

@pawn2393: “I know! I just have to tip toe around @misshoh all week, I hope she takes the vote well.”

@pawn2393 in the DR: “I know that I’m telling him that I’m keeping him, but I’m not sure yet. @misshoh might be easier to beat in the end, and everybody knows I need someone that’s easy to beat.”

While these two are talking, @misshoh and @shaolinbynature are in the HOH room talking.

@misshoh: “Those two are downstairs hamming it up, and you’re gonna get screwed in this final HOH. I hope you know that.”

@shaolinbynature: “I cannot beLIEVE that @pawn2393 won that. I should have taken it home, I can’t believe I fucked up at this point. If I lose this final HOH, what was even the point of all of this. Why did I even come back again?”

@shaolinbynature makes a lot of threats, but @misshoh convinces her that she’s not finished yet. Both of them need to campaign to keep @misshoh here, so @pawn2393 is their next target of conversation.

The morning of the eviction, @misshoh pulls @pawn2393 into the storage room.

@misshoh: “Listen, you know that if you keep him he’s winning this whole thing. You’re screwed unless you keep me, you know that, right?”

@pawn2393: “I just need to reason out if that’s true. The only jury vote I’d get would be from @ashleaevans if I’m up against you, and I don’t want to screw that up by betraying him.”

@misshoh: “You need to play with balls! This is the move that will let you gain the jury’s respect! Make it now!”

The time to evict has come!

(sorry for the shitty microsoft paint photoshop i am artistically talentless adsfkjh)

Arisa: “Hello houseguests! Let me introduce you to Julie Chen! We’ve made up, settled our differences, and now we’re doing this eviction together!”

Julie: “Yes! I’ve learned the error of my ways, and I’m excited to be back! Now, let’s hear those last minute pleas from our nominees!”

@misshoh: “My argument is this. @ashleaevans is not only the bigger competitive threat here, but the bigger social threat. If you are sitting next to him in the final 2, you will lose. The jury will vote for him. I’m not saying they won’t vote for me, but you have a better shot against me than him. Please, make this move, and let’s start playing Big Brother.”

@ashleaevans: “ @pawn2393, you know I have had your back since the beginning. You’re my best friend in here, and there’s no way I’d ever betray you. I know you have my back, and I have full faith in you. That’s all.”

Arisa: “Whenever you’re ready, @pawn2393, please stand and cast your vote to evict.”

@pawn2393: “This decision was one that I did not take lightly, and I want both of you to know that I respect the hell out of you. But, I have to do what’s right in the game and in my heart. That being said…

Julie: “Come on out @misshoh!”

Julie: “It’s good to see you, but I’m sure you didn’t want to see us! How was your time in the BB house?”

@misshoh: “Honestly, this time was 10 times crazier than last time, but I still loved it that much more. I had a great time playing, even if I was a comp flop and a robbed 4th place queen!”

Arisa: “That you are! Why do you think @pawn2393 chose to evict you over @ashleaevans?”

@misshoh: “My bet is just because they’re so close. There’s no reason for @pawn2393 to sit in the end with @ashleaevans other than the fact that they’re BFFs. It’s personal and not BB, and I don’t think he made the right move.”

Julie: “Well we’ll see what the right move was when we see you tomorrow, where we crown the winner of Renny’s BBSim: First Boots.”

Arisa: “The finale is next! Who will be our supreme? Find out tomorrow. For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox.”

Julie: “And I’m Julie Chen.”

Together: “And remember, someone is aaaaaaaaalways watching!”

@misshoh! Fills the role of the 4th place robbed queen and we will MISS YOU!

But finale night is tomorrow!!! I haven’t looked at the results so idk who wins this but goddamn if this wasn’t a season for the books

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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Renny’s BBSim: First Boots Week 10

Welcome back to Biiiiiiiiig Brother!

Previously, @phylisisley was blindsided and sent home in favor of keeping her showmance partner, @shaolinbynature. @kaysarswhore had yet another messy HOH reign, but once again, she’s back in jeopardy. Will the Block Destroyers remain strong, or will @kaysarswhore‘s antics finally catch up to her?

It looks like the Block Destroyers will NOT remain strong

@pawn2393 is solely attached to @ashleaevans now. He just feels like he can’t win against either of the two people he’s in an alliance with. He needs to win HOH, and prove that he’s here to play this game too.

Speaking of the HOH competition

Oh look, yet ANOTHER endurance comp. Well, we all know at this point the one person in this house who refuses to do well in a comp, so last place goes to

@kelleekim in the DR: “I have no idea why I can’t win a comp! Maybe if we had something other than stupid endurance comps, I’d be able to take one home!”

After thirty minutes, @ashleaevans and @pawn2393 are talking. Suddenly, @ashleaevans gets distracted and loses his grip

But, seeing his BFF fall, @pawn2393 loses concentration too!

It comes down to @misshoh and @shaolinbynature. Will we see our first ever four-time HOH? Or will someone else finally take control? After just 42 minutes up on the can...

@shaolinbynature! You have won HOH AGAIN and have earned safety for the week, in addition to the right to nominate two of your fellow houseguests for eviction!

@kaysarswhore talks to @shaolinbynature in the HOH room later that night.

@kaysarswhore: “You know I’m not winning this. You have no reason to target me because you know I’m losing the whole thing, right?”

@shaolinbynature: “I truly don’t care! I’m tired of your lies, and I want you gone. I don’t even want you to get second or third place. You have to go this week.”

The two end up in a screaming match, until @kaysarswhore storms out of the room, angry that her antics won’t work this time.

At the nomination ceremony, it’s pretty clear what’s about to happen

@shaolinbynature: “I feel like I’ve made this speech a thousand times before. @kaysarswhore, it is your time. I feel it in my bones. You’re time has come, and @misshoh, if I were you, I’d fight like hell to win that veto. If she wins it, your goose is cooked. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

@kaysarswhore: “I’m sick of this!! Why couldn’t she have gone home last week? I just have to win veto and hang on by the skin of my teeth again this week, and then win HOH again my damn self, since @misshoh couldn’t seem to do it.”

@misshoh: “She’s right, I need this veto. At the very least, I need @kaysarswhore NOT to win the veto. I just need peace in this house for once!”

Because there are only six people left, there is no veto selection!

Zingbot is here! He walks in, slaps all of you across the face instead of zinging you, and then demands that you follow him into the backyard for the veto competition. When everyone walks out, it’s a mental comp! Finally, and even playing ground.

Throughout the competition, Zingbot seems meaner than usual. He walks around and gets in people’s way on purpose, he insults people during the competition, and he even starts throwing rotten tomatoes at people!

Zingbot: “Move faster, idiots! This wouldn’t happen if Julie were still in charge!”

A few houseguests fell behind early, and just can’t catch up (I’ll give you three guesses who’s last though)

@shaolinbynature, @pawn2393, and @kaysarswhore all are working feverishly on their puzzles. Who will come out on top. By the skin of their teeth, the winner of this competition is...

@kaysarswhore! You have won the Power of Veto (I couldn’t make this up I swear @kaysarswhore hacked my goddamn simulator)

Just as @kaysarswhore begins to celebrate, the producers come on over the speaker system in the backyard: “Julie, give it up! Take off the helmet and exit the backyard!”

Just then, Zingbot removes his helmet to reveal that it’s been Julie Chen in disguise the whole time!

Zingbot Julie: “Give me my goddamn show back! You’ll never take me alive!!”

Julie then hops the fence and runs away from the house. The houseguests, all stunned into silence, head back inside.

@kaysarswhore in the DR: “I don’t even care that Julie broke into the house, I won veto!! I made it to final 5!! Against all odds, I am STILL HERE BITCHES!!”

Of course, we know who’s coming off the block. But who’s going up as a replacement nominee? Will it be @kelleekim, the eternal last-placer? Will it be @ashleaevans, the only eligible person who’s won HOH? Or will it be @pawn2393, a former Block Destroyer and current middle-rider?

At the veto ceremony,

@kaysarswhore: “Because I have vetoed one of our nominations, @shaolinbynature, you must now name a replacement nominee.”

@shaolinbynature: “I feel like this is the point in the game where the going gets tough. So I want to see the tough get going. You’re the closest to @misshoh, and you haven’t felt the taste of the block yet. Sorry, but...

@kelleekim in the DR: “I’m heartbroken. @misshoh is my BFF in this house, and to lose her now is gonna wreck me. I just hope that I can avenge her going forward, if I manage to stay!”

The nominees are locked, and the houseguests are left to their own devices. In a final attempt to sway people against @kaysarswhore (because this season is truly the season where everyone tries to get out @kaysarswhore and fails), @ashleaevans decided he has had enough.

@ashleaevans, in front of everyone: “Everything bad in this house is because of you! You’re the one to blame for the kitchen fires, for the messy voting, and for the ugly alliances! I’m sick of you, and I hope everyone in this house targets your ass next week.”

@kaysarswhore: “I hope they do! They’ve targeted me every week I’ve been here, I’m not afraid of them. I’ll just win like I always do.”

It seems like @ashleaevans‘s plea is working with the house, and @kaysarswhore‘s allies might finally decide to flip on her.

But we’ll save that for another week. For now, it’s EVICTION NIGHT!

Arisa: “Hello houseguests! Final 6! But soon to be final 5. Tonight, let’s get straight to those speeches.”

@kelleekim: “Hey guys! I just want to say, I’ve loved playing this game with you all and getting to know you, but I don’t want to go yet! I think it’s clear why I should stay over @misshoh: you can always beat me in any comp! Take me to the end as an easy win, I don’t care. Just keep me around!”

@misshoh: “I have fought hard these past 81 days, and I am going to continue to fight hard for the rest of them. I don’t care whether I have to fight here or in the jury house, I’m fighting. Keep me around, and you won’t have to worry about what I’m fighting for.”

Arisa: “Such passion! Let’s vote!”

@pawn2393 decides to officially cut ties with the Block Destroyers, and votes out @misshoh. He knows he can beat @kelleekim moving forward, and desperately wants to win a comp.

@kaysarswhore, on the other hand, still wants her alliance with @misshoh to stay strong. She votes out @kelleekim to keep her ally in the house.

That means that @ashleaevans is the deciding vote. Will she weaken @kaysarswhore‘s grip on the house by voting out her ally, or take out @kelleekim?

@ashleaevans votes out @kelleekim in a surprise twist. He doesn’t want this floater wild card to make it any further, and feels like @misshoh will be easier to convince to cut @kaysarswhore later on. @ashleaevans really said

Arisa: “When I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the Big Brother house.”

Arisa: “Come on out @kelleekim!”

Arisa: “Why are you here!!!??? What made them vote you out over anyone @misshoh?“

@kelleekim: “I think @misshoh just got in early with the alliances! I went in way more focused on playing with my heart than with my head, and I didn’t want to make too many waves! My strategy was to lay low and not be threatening, but unfortunately, that came back to bite me in the ass when people voted me out for it!”

Arisa: “How are you making your jury vote decision? What criteria are you going by?”

@kelleekim: “I’m voting for whoever took me out tonight! I only want to lose against the winner. And @misshoh, love her to death!”

Arisa: “It was great having you back with us! We’ll see you back here on finale night when you cast that vote and help crown a winner.

Only two more evictions until finale night! What could possibly happen next? For now, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Arisa Cox, and remember, someone is aaaaaaaaalways watching!”

@kelleekim I have NO IDEA how you’re sitting here evicted, but ur under the radar game is iconic in every sense of the word! As I write this I have no idea who wins, but I am SO ANXIOUS to find out who’s gonna take it all

#bb22 #bbsim #bbsim first boots

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