#based on the jurgen leitner copypasta

[toxicagarian]

SHARA ISHVALDA? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SHARA ISHVALDA GOD DAMN FOOL FLESHY LOOKING ROCK EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING SHARA ISHVALDA

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SHARA ISHVALDA I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP TENTACLE HANDS WHY DID IT DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST DIE IS IT DEAD IS IT A BASTARD DRAGON HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS DRAGONS FACE AND I KNOW IT HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST EYEBROWS GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said shara ishvalda was waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with shara ishvalda speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my save file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when it is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate it so much. It eats magic but i am just mad because i am angy

it better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if its just some all-seeing shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

paypal.com/IFuckingHateSharaIshvalda

episodes not even about it. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his eye and I lost it

where the fuck is shara ishvalda if its still alive im going to so deeply wish it wasnt crusty old dragon

ill punch ishvalda and its sad fleshy lotus dragon bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and it will disintegrate until all thats left is one final tentacle finger that shoots you with a Rasengan

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when shara died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday

once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the dragon who shoots finger guns and rasengans

#shara ishvalda #that fight was HELL #amazing game design tho #I still hate it thanks #based on the jurgen leitner copypasta #mhw #mhw iceborne #monster hunter world