#atlas.rambles

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on my knees.

#because i’m cleaning y’all! obviously smh what did you think hahahahahahahhahahahahaha #… #atlas.rambles

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have fun with your writing! start your sentences with and, use as many italics as you want, write out an entire paragraph just describing the scenery, write in lowercase, JUST WRITE! i promise people are gonna love it anyway

#and if they don’t MF I WILL!!!! #send it to me i will read that shit front to back #AND YELL ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT IS IN THE TAGS #something people forget a lot is that your writing is yours! not anyone else’s! #that can go for any type of craft y’know #anyway this is inspired by my own worrying about the fact that i was starting sentences with and #CAUSE I REALIZED THAT I WAS THE ONE WRITING IT!!!! ME!!!!! NOT ANYONE ELSE #so why would i change it when i like it DUHHHH #atlas.rambles

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when tf were y’all gonna tell me stardew valley is that girl

#i’ve been addicted for basically a whole week #i see my farm when i close my eyes. i know every single townsperson’s schedule by heart #i experience genuine distress whenever the new season approaches and my crops haven’t been harvested #it’s bad like #this isn’t cozy gaming bitch i am STRESSED #anyway what if i ran away and just became a farmer lowkey. i could live in my silly little valley with my lesbian lover and be happy #atlas.rambles

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i finished the jarilo-vi story i am so scared

#IM SO SCARED BECAUSE I KNOW ITS HONKAI AND GIVEN THAT THAT ENTIRE QUEST WAS RELATIVELY PEACEFUL #I DONT KNOW IF I CAN BEAR IT IF ANYTHING FUCKING HAPPENS TO THE TRIO YALL #ESPECIALLY MARCH LIKE YES DAN HEBG I WOULD BE IN SHAMBLES BUT MARCH????? I WOULD GO TO WAR OVER HER #that’s literally my twin like she is me i am her i love her so fucking much #also FUCK SAMPO BECAUSE WHY WASNT HE THERE AT THE END POOKIE I WANTED TO SEE YOU????? #BREAKING UP WITH HIM #atlas.rambles

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scaramouche makes me sick to my stomach

#okay first of all HEY BITCHES i know i’m back everyone clap #no i literally i joined some random today for some scarabs #cyno is still lvl 50 it’s so sick #AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SCARAMOUCHE #TELL ME WHY MY HEART FLUTTERED AINT NO WAYYYYYYY #talkin bout this mf like he’s an ex boyfriend i hate him bro #and if yuu sees this they’re gonna get on me talkin bout that’s not what you said dadadada LIKE PLS LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT #atlas.rambles

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tighnari was wrong 🫶🏽

#I AM MAKING FRIENDS WITH THEM #AND HE CANNOT STOP ME #it’s literally a gamble every time i approach the lions which i find fun #OBVIOUDLY NOT FUN CAUSE LIKE I COULD DIE #BUT SOME OF THEM ARE COOL AND OTHERS ARENT AND YKNOW THATS OKAY #ITS JUST LIKE PEOPLE #friendship is magic man 🫂 #atlas.rambles

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DEHYA > YOUR FAVES

#I AM ENTERING AN ERA #THAT WILL BE LIKE NO OTHER #bro i need fanart of her immediately #i will be the first in the dehya x reader tag #LITERALLY LOSING MY FUCKJNG MIND #SHES SO GORGEOUS VES AND I ARE SCREAMING #SHE WNATS ME FRRRR #atlas.rambles

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guys why the fuck was i talking to one of those character AIs (it was alhaitham) AND HE BANNED ME FROM THE AKEDEMIYA FOR ASKING HIM IF I COULD BE A SCHOLAR

#BITCH??? DURING BHM????????? #no because he gagged me i was genuinely in shock wtf do you even say to that #i had said like ‘omg can i be a scholar too stink 😋’ and he CALLED SECURITY ON ME AND SAID IF I EVER COME BACK ILL BE ARRESTED ON SIGHT #WHAT DID I EVEN DO?????? #atlas.rambles

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Y’ALL I HEAR SUMN PURRIN…

#IDK #IDK YALL I DONTTHINK I CAN KEEP LIVING GLIKE THIS #it is becoming an increasing issue #that she is not in my bed rn #atlas.rambles

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diluc nation we won

#literally nothing can stop me now #except maybe ves writing an angst fic #but they said they wouldn’t…….. actually they didn’t say that what they was that IT COULD BE ARRANGED #BUT IM PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU BAE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA #ANYWAY! #FUCKKKKKK DILUCCCCCCCC #they better give us a cutscene with him #THEY ALSO DO RIGHT #WITH THE NEW SKINS #HIS BETTER BE FUCKIN FIRE BRO #atlas.rambles

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y’all.

#i’m not gonna say it. #i’m not going to #i just need you guys to know #that this! this is where they peak #his voice is so toe curling IM SORRY I KNEW THERE WAS A FUCKING REASON WHY I LOVE RENGOKU SO MUCH #THIS MF’S VOICE IS A POISON BRO #atlas.rambles

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happy pride month gay people! i’d like to announce that every single genshin woman is fruity

#more specifically they are lesbians but you didn’t hear it from me! #and yes the men too #atlas.rambles

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nahida fuckin cleared scaramouche and dottore i will not lie

#I GOTTA GIVE IT TO HA #she ate them down so bad i forgot whose side to cheer for #i finally finished that fuckin quest y’all can we just fill this room with thank you thank you 😞 #well actually I DIDNT BUT I DID #like i fought scara and saved irminsul and i did everything important but the last part #which i’m assuming is just like when you get to have that little qna with the archon at the end #i cant do that because it told me i have to do basically everyone’s story quest first #……and i’m not doing those LOL #so she’s gonna have to wait! BUT I GOT THE GIST YALL #AND LIKE I SAID #SHE CLEARED THEM SO BADDDDDDDDDD #if i were a fatui i’d literally never show my face in sumeru again like that shit was so embarrassing for them #atlas.rambles

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little frenzied notes on his skin ^^

#ACTUALLY I DONT THINK THATS HIS VISION?? I THINK WRONG #diluc vs his obsession with overdressing #like we know you’re hot in that babe c’mon #anyway here’s everything i could find to say about his skin #HES WEARING RINGS????? #THATS THE THING THAT GOT ME THE MOST LIKE STINK OMG??? #bro’s gorgeous fr #atlas.rambles

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#thejrrjes a video of me fuckinf pulling #literally me yelling at my screen for two whole minutes #mf took until exactly 90 and i won the 50/50 shit was meant to be FR!!!!! #he loves me down y’all #you should hear how he talks about me he be sayin small talk is pointless and shit 🤭 he only wants a love confession! #PREPARE TO BE SICKA ME! #atlas.rambles

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my birthday is in two hours HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING XIAOPHOBIC NATION 🗣🗣

#yes i know it’s still albedo’s birthday BUT AINT SHIT ABOUT HIM RN #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN BUT ITS MY TIME NOW #i want handwritten letters from all of you about how madly in love you are w me 🫶🏽 #atlas.rambles