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#at least 5 asiago bagels get stuck in the toaster conveyer belt
dykefaggotry
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2 years
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today has been such a catastrophic shit show that I can only laugh
#in order:
#new frat boy called off 30 minutes till opening shift so I had to open alone
#brand new hire gets there for her first shift while I'm dealing with like 3 customers alone
#other trainer coming in is late
#1 of 2 brewers breaks while I'm alone and is steaming everywhere screaming and leaking absolutely everywhere
#which we didn't notice the leaking for a good 2 hours
#an espresso head breaks (at this point I just started laughing)
#at least 5 asiago bagels get stuck in the toaster conveyer belt
#I have to start an insulin pump which is fine but I have to feel that pain get triggered by smth stupid sensation wise & face my weight
#I go to get an emotional support diet coke from McDonald's but they're closed for everything but ubereats and mobile orders
#fine that's cool then I have to turn left across 4 lanes of traffic
#lady behind me gets impatient and gets in the RIGHT turn lane to take the first chance to turn left that I should've had
#someone finally brakes and makes eye contact to let me through and then as soon as I go to turn they hit the gas
#realize their mistake and then we both have to slam on our brakes so we don't die
#get home and the cats have thrown up everywhere
#I'm literally......
#and I still have to go pick up prescriptions and vote later so god fucking knows what else is gonna happen I'm expecting aliens or WW3
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