#ass.trid

[usamey]

yeah we gay, keep scrolling <3 🌈

#egads! it speaks! #ass.trid #kraft dinner⚡ #katie has a type- space buns + crop top + funky earrings + gay as FUCK #like jade who?? oh right- jade ME bitch <33333333 #BWNSNSNSNSN #oooooh i am lichrally her canon love interest and you ship us so bad oooooohhhhhhh 🌀🌀🌀✨✨✨ #WNSNNSNSN #me n my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!! (do not mind me i just like saying it) #like look!!!!! that’s mine!!! #NWNWNNSMSMS #SORRYIMA LTTLE SOFT RN #WNWNSN #ANYWAYS HI #WE R IN LOVE N VERY VERY GAY #if you see me emphasizing the fact that I am very much Not Straight you are looking Directly At It #WNNSNSNS #anyways TELL me we r not meant to be #the messy hair? the glasses? the neurodivergency? #to paraphrase xelle (i still cannot stop thinking abt this): we r soulmates <333333 #WNNSNSNSMSKSMSMNS #AHT OKEY BUT THATS STILL SO CUTE WTF I WNNSNSNSMS #i gotta chill- katie makea me Very Emocional #ANYWAYS you r LOOKING at us n you are LIKING what you are SEEING😤

[usamey]

what was that? sorry i can’t hear you over our perfect Jock x Nerd dynamic😛💅🏾

#egads! it speaks! #oooooooh you want what we have so bad ooooooo #we really out here living our perfect High School Romance Clichés #i saw this meme going around again and just went FUCK IT #istg as soon as i get a red varsity jacket it’s OVER for y’all #i say im a nerd but im bout dumb as a rock #idc i wear glasses and like books therefore im a nerd #he is Stupid Dumb Jock Boyfie and we in love hoes can stay mad💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 #he not wearing his dog tags cuz /i/ got them bitches #he vey cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #love love Love him💖 #ass.trid #my prince frickin charming👑

[usamey]

who wore it better? (hint: it’s me❤️)

#egads! it speaks! #ass.trid #GUESS WHO JUST GOT JOHNS FUCKIN JACKET #WNWNSNSNSNSNNSNSNSNSNSNNSNSNSNSNSN #yes i am That Fucking Extra #NWNWJSJSNSNNSNS ion even LIKE him 🙄🙄🙄 #..............................👀 #NWNWNWNNWNSNSNSNDNDN #ANYWAYS #move over russell- johns got a New super-cute partner with glasses😜 #WNWNNSNSNSNSNSNSNSN #yeah im posting this at midnight so no one sees it- what about it😤😤 #iMAGINE been seen liking this dude. ugh- couldn’t be me🤢 #BWNWNNSNSNSNSN 👀👀👀👀 #NWNMWNSNS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #ANWYAS ANYWAYS ANYWAYS #PHMYGOD #IM JOHNS SUPER CUTE NEW CURLY HAIRED GLASSES WEARING NERD PARTNER #WNWNSNNSNSNSNSNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *does a cartwheel into a sausage maker* #OOOOH just you WAIT!! #oh my god- you guys. only two other people are gonna get this (and GOOD) #but like- if im Russell- i get to wear white and then ride him #BWJWJSJJWJWMSNSNSMJWJWJSNNSNWNWNENSN IM /J IM /J WNSNSNSNSNSNNS #that /was/ pretty POG tho 🥴 #WNNWNSNSN #AN Y FUCKIN WAYS #i be cute as hell goonite ✌️☺️

[usamey]

Astrid babey i love you but how THE FUCK you doin just damce in heels??? Thats some fuckin skill homie!!

yes, Much Skill

#NWNWBSGWHWNMWNWNWN #DONT ASK WHY I PULLED OUT A CHAIR #DBSBSHWNWNMWNWMMWMSNSN #fr- #100 fuckin US dollars if you can guess what song it was #WNNSNWMMWMWMW #I CANNAE FUCKIN BREATHE WHWNWNMWMWM #W H O LET ME DO THIS SHIT #WHY NOBODY TRY AN STOP ME #WNWNNDNSMWMMWMSMEMMDMDMD #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RAILED BY UR OLDER BROTHER WHEN MY ASS IS FUCKIN BROKEN #THATS MY ONNLY GOOD ATTRIBUTE. MY ONLY GOOD ASS-ET #WBSBBSNWNWMMWWMMEMEM #ass.trid

[usamey]

happy new year y’all!!

now look at how cute i am 💖

jeremy also says habby new yer :0)

#egads! it speaks! #ass.trid #starting the year off RIGHT 😤 #get in loser- we’re on the road of learning self-love😎✌️ #im Gonna be so unashamedly Cringe this year and no one can stop me!! #look! that’s me!! and im cute as hell and you should think so too😌💓 #i replaced my light in my room with a blacklight and it’s SO fucking cool #eveything glows!! :0DDDDDDDD #but now if it’s dark and i go to turn on the lights my demon lady drawing starts glowing and scares the shit outta me #WHDHNDNDNDND #anyways sappy bs uppa head please Avert Your Eyes⚠️⚠️⚠️ #okeyyyy #fingers crossed that no one reads this but like- thank y’all #i really was in the fucking Shits earlier this year #but like- i look back on it now and am kinda thankful #bc if i didn’t use selfshipping as coping mechanism- i never would’ve met y’all #and y’all are genuinely the best things that have happened to me #and i can say this with confidence bc yeah- there’s a lot more life i haven’t lived yet #but from what i have lived so far- this has been the best part :0) #so like- shoutout to everyone ive met on here #even if we’ve never talked more than a simple ask- i really appreciate y’all #so yeah if you’re reading this- thank you for just existing. you’ve made someone’s existence really happy :0)💛 #OKEY IM CRYING NOW EMOTIONS OVER GONNA GO THIRSTPOST GOODBY HAPPY NEW YER BYE

[usamey]

guess who got to make the Christmas Cards this year!!!!!!

#egads! it speaks! #christmas tw #the first one is my dad’s favourite #and the last one is mine #WBSBNSNDNDNDN #it’s so Stupid i love it so much #god really fucked up when he gave me creative freedom #i don’t even CELEBRATE this shit!! but goddamnit i have a Duty to uphold😤 #my dad said im not allowed to send Bitch to grandma🙄😒😒😒 #*mutters* damn old people........ 😒😒😒 #WBSJDNDBDNND #ANYWAYS #i really do be out my fuckin mind #its muffuckin late as SHIT rn #i may not be funny and i may not be creative #but at least i know how to tie a tie!! :0D #okay goonite imboutta pass out😚✌️ #ass.trid

[usamey]

everyone’s favourite Non-Canon ghostbuster is back in town babey!!

#egads! it speaks! #ass.trid #hokey depression over back to simping! #im feelin ink redibly silley!! what mischief shall i cause.... #ahhhh i misses the feeling of venting in tags- good shit babey! #ALSO CHECK OUT MY MOTHER FUCKING VENKMAN CURL #IM SUPER PROUD OF IT #ITS SO FUN AND BOUNCY #in the words of Brie- cartoon venkman deserves RIGHTS!!!! #yup- still ghostbusters brainrot ✌️😎 #imsuch a headass jfc #ANYWAYS HOO #messey edit fun :0)

[usamey]

OKAY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

anyways before i lose my marbles check the fit

i got my Garfield ACAB shirt, my Garfield earrings, and a whole lotta Whoop Ass!☺️

[they/them]

#im gonna be the cutest person at this shitfest!😤 #i dont photograph well but i am Very Pround of my outfit #ass.trid #egads! it speaks!

[usamey]

me: i don’t like attention. please Do Not Look at me. i want to blend in with the wall like a chameleon. i wish i was Mr Invisible. i want to ✨Disappear✨

also me whenever i go out:

#you can’t even see the full fit #im wearing a rainbow hair bow and mismatching shoes (one yellow and one purple) #OOH IM GONNA GONPUT STICKERS ON MY FACE :00000 #i genuinely do not like people looking at me #but the way i dress turns So many eyes #OH MY GOODNESS YALL CANT EVEN SEE THE BACK #i put more effort into the back than the front #gott draw your eyes to the Main Attraction 🥴 #HEJDJDNDNNS #hol on a sec i got a post that’s literally this gimme a sec #egads! it speaks! #ass.trid

[usamey]

fuck it-

ME appreciation post bitch. im amazing and y’all need to recognize that😤

#egads! it speaks! #i am feeling thé Self Love babey #there’s context behind all these #except the cringe one. i was just being cringe. #i was singing All Star in the bathtub one #and the one where i got the skirt n donut hoodie was at school actually #(the teachers there HATED me. i guess they couldn’t handle the neutron style🤷🏽‍♀️) #the Dream Big one was when me n my friend had a 90’s Rp Day and we only said things like ‘RAD!’ and ‘TOTALLY TUBULAR!’ #all i do is dress weird and cause problems 😖 #i really am an idiot #ass.trid

[usamey]

S H I T P O S T    T I M E

#egads! it speaks! #cackles.mp4 #ass.trid #nsfw?? #i wouldnt watch this with my grandma is what im saying #dust on the off chance you see this- im sorry #i have Poor Impulse Control and make Bad Descisions #me dying at the end is me the entirety of making this #do not focus on my janky ass dancing #focus on the fact i have TWO tube TVs #AND!!! and and and!! a record player! #i know i know- one at a time ladies😎

[usamey]

I FOUND THIS WHILE GOING THRU MY DRAFTS DJDJDNMDMD

#AHJSJSNSNSMSNSM #I AM SCREAMING #(into my pillow it’s late as hell bUT STILL) #i made this in like 15 minutes #also! ft my adoptive sibling Jasmine/Jaxon! #YDIDJDKDNDNND #THIS IS SO STUPID #BSNDNDMMD #AAAAAAAAA #ITHINK THIS WAS FOR SOME PROJECT OR SOMETHING DHDJDJMD #I AM ABOUT TO PEE DJDNDMMDMDM #cackles.mp4 #egads! it speaks! #ass.trid #this is so lq honestly it is Below My Standards #but i think this is so stupid i HAVE to share

[usamey]

y-you think i look nice......in yellow???🥺🥺🥺

*kisses you right on the head* /p

#B R O #yellow is my super duper ultra favourite colour (as you can probably tell) #and! you think i look nice?? IN YELLOW??!!? IM GOING CRAZY #this is one of the best compliments ive ever recieved #i have small brain but i tried!!! #thank you toady!!!!!!! i love love love you!!! like- SUPER DUPER MUCH!!! #ive been buzzing like a bee ever since i read this #this Genuinely means so much to me #i! look nice! IN YELLOW!!! :DDDDDDD #not @ me flexing my yellow Fits #and i have SO much more but i didn’t want to be any more extra than i already was being #if you look around you can peep all my other yellow things #like my stereo or all my hoodies or the Mozambique project #i might have a slight obsession with the colour yellow....👉👈 #anyways- toady. i love you💛 #egads! it speaks! #ass.trid #cool bud:🍄

[usamey]

ASTRID!!!! YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!! THE GARFIELD ACAB..... THE SKIRT....... THE COLOUR COORDINATION........... PERFECTION. YOU ARE PERFECT.

#DUST WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME #WAAAAAAAAAA #you say the nice thingysa about me and my heart goes💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 #i really appreciate all your compliments!! they make me feel super good about lil ol me!☺️☺️☺️ #colour coordination.....ayyyy!!!! you see it!!! #*twirls hair* haha omg you’re like so handsome and caring🥴🥴🥴 #it’s so fucking late but im in a sleepy lovey mood :] #*mwah* *gives u a super big hug*💛 #egads! it speaks! #asktrid.txt #cool bud:🔧 #ass.trid

[usamey]

you got call me maybe stuck in my head so this is a royal Screw You Magnue <3

#dgdgskdgkds #ok but srsly tho i love you and youre great! #bullying people is my love language #im love you mwah! #cool bud:🔧 #ass.trid

[usamey]

i got excited so i apologize for the AH- UM- AH- *hoo* AH😅 

#i actually Cannot Speak #but uhhh- yeah! i think youre super great!! #cool bud:💣 #ass.trid